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Marlborough GoFraudMe Cheesehog On Welfare Would Rather Live Out Of A Car With Her Dog “Babies” Than Function As A Normal Human Being

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What a gem by Fox25 today. They’re going for the holiday feels in this one, but turtle riders are very clever (and attractive) so they didn’t fall for this nonsensical pile of dog poo.


MARLBOROUGH, Mass. – Ten months after a fire destroyed Tiffany Staffier’s apartment in Southbridge she’s still searching for options as she lives in her car in a parking garage.

Along with her companion, Kenny, and three dogs, Staffier’s car has been home. She says it’s partly by choice, but partly by a lack of choices.

“It is so stressful and depressing knowing that I’m 26 and living in my car,” she said. “It’s the hardest thing to deal with.”

The Red Cross and family members helped in the immediate days after the fire, someone even donated a camper. But by last summer options had dwindled to three cylinders.

“Something I never wanted to come to terms with. My home is a parking garage,” she said.

Living in a car invites the kind of compromises that can keep you stuck.  For example, Tiffany drives Kenny to his part-time job in Worcester, but says she couldn’t keep her former job as a home health care aide because she has no one to take care of her three beloved dogs.

The dogs have created complications and invited questions, but she says she can’t get rid of them because “my dogs are my world.”

The world inside the Mitsubishi is in plain sight, but, in truth it’s invisible to much of the other world that’s about to celebrate Christmas. 

“My family loved Christmas. And the fact I’m going to be in a car for Christmas is heartbreaking,” Staffier said.

Staffier said they were just approved last week for a housing voucher in Worcester county worth $840 for a two-bedroom apartment. The only problem is they say they have not been able to find such an apartment for that price, most especially one that will accept pets.


So let me get this straight… This woman intentionally left her job to instead spend her time trapped in a sedan smelling dog farts all day?

I feel no pity for this one. This is homelessness BY CHOICE. At this point the fire has nothing to do with it.- 10 months later these people could be basically back on their feet, just without a herd of dogs. But I guess when you’re looking for handouts, you gotta commit to the act.

I get it, dogs are family. I’ve had to give up a dog before. I ugly cried for a while, but the dog is totally fine and I didn’t have to live in a car with 200 lbs of smelly dog ass. Can you imagine opening the door on that crusty ride?

Meet the delusional cheesehog behind this canine drama, Tiffany Staffier.

This is pure selfishness. Not only is it insane for a person to choose to live like this, those dogs would be better off in an actual residence where they don’t have to drink water from the same bottles their owners piss in. Maybe a place that sees sunlight too.

This woman is being offered $840 to find an apartment. Are you kidding me? You can DEFINITELY find an apartment for $840. NO, you won’t get to keep your doggy-woggys, but you’ll have a roof, heat, electricity, and running water. It’s insane that she is even being offered that much considering she is VERY capable of working. I didn’t know choosing to be homeless, broke, and unemployed entitled you to so much!

Tiffany has been a busy little cheesehog searching for pity all over the Facebook galaxy. And some sympathetic saps have been trying to help enable her.


And in a shocking turn of events, there’s a Gofundme! It was created 8 months after the fire and is already over $500. I can’t wait to see how many fools donate after Fox25’s abortion of an article.

Dogs are not babies. BABIES are babies.

Side note- do you know how inexpensive renter’s insurance is? It is insane not to have it. And yes, there are even companies that will allow you to have it with a pit bull as a pet.

There is just so much that doesn’t make sense here. Someone GAVE this twat a camper and she chose to live in her car so she can continue spooning with dogs and create a Gofraudme? Then she lost her job because she had car trouble? But I thought she quit because no one could care for her “beloved dogs”.

I’m not buying any of this.

38 Comment(s)
  • Casst99
    December 23, 2017 at 2:05 am

    The fact she got a housing voucher right away pissed me off. Family’s with kids have to wait in shelters for months or years to receive that. I can’t stand people who don’t need help taking away from the people that do need it..

  • Michele
    December 22, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    Who the fuck names a Ginny pig baby booty though….you can’t make this shit up….why did she feel the need to include this how is it even relevant

  • Jim Morelli
    December 21, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Jim Morelli with 25. Not once did this couple ever ask us to publicize a GoFundMe. And we did not and would not do so. Their story is what it is. They are living in a car. And the dogs are important to them because of past familial deaths and traumas. The dogs are a source of comfort in a difficult time. The couple feel stuck and are trying to find a way to get unstuck. Which would take, primarily, an apartment they could afford so they both could go back to work and have the dogs in a safe place.

    • Finn
      December 22, 2017 at 12:17 am

      Jim Morelli with 25,

      “Not once did this couple ever ask us to publicize a GoFundMe.”
      — Show me where they asked you to publicize a GoFundme. Please – not being snarky.

      “They are living in a car.”
      – Step back. Is that good for them? The dogs? I don’t give a shit about their trauma. We all have trauma. There is “good” ways and “shitty” ways of dealing with trauma. Do not condone shitty ways. Be a role model, not an enabler.

      “The dogs are a source of comfort in a difficult time.”
      Dogs are great like that. But, ultimately, people have to be the more resilient and stronger of the 2. We take care of the dogs – not vice versa. We can take comfort in our dogs at times, but they are a tremendous responsibility.

      “The couple feel stuck and are trying to find a way to get unstuck.”
      This is where you’re annoying AF. Really? Why can’t they get JOBS. Stop with the enabling. Here’s a solution “Jim Morelli at 25” – you take the dogs while they get jobs. You’re so vested in this couple and believe that they’ll do the right thing – right?

      The truth is — they won’t. You know it. I know it. Put your money where your mouth is “Jim Morelli at 25”.


      • festivus
        December 23, 2017 at 2:09 am

        LOL nice! Finn I would never want to piss you off!

    • The Angry Elf
      December 22, 2017 at 6:51 am

      Whether or not you publicized their GFM, the sheer fact that you had them on air will entice people to look for the, hence finding their GFM. If you really think it won’t happen, take a look at it in a few days and see what the total is. All you did is enable them to continue being lazy, and have their cake and eat it too.

  • Gina
    December 21, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Yeah there’s something up with this girls story… I mean, your car doesn’t have running water or electrical either. Atleast in the camper you’d have a bed and a bigger place to lock up the dogs while you’re at work all day… if I were a betting woman, I’d say they sold that camper for heroin money.

    • Lookout
      December 21, 2017 at 11:34 pm

      “I’d say they sold that camper for heroin money”
      or Alpo.

  • Ole Yella
    December 21, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    Further proof that dog-lovers are fucking idiots.

  • Bulldog
    December 21, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    I have two HUGE problems with this individual:

    1) This is animal abuse. This woman doesn’t love her dogs, no matter how much she claims she does because someone who actually cared about their dogs would want what was best for the dogs, and would have already given them up to a good home before bringing them to live in a tiny car.She is purposely choosing to live in a car with THREE dogs (two of whom are large size dogs). This isn’t safe or healthy for the dogs and they should have been removed already. I’m shocked no one has called animal control on her. I love animals (even more than humans sometimes), and have volunteered with animal shelters for years and I’ve seen people have multiple dogs in tiny trailers and I thought that was horrible and sometimes homeless people with a dog, but I’ve never seen a homeless person, living in a vehicle, with not one but THREE DOGS (two of whom are big pit bulls.) This is disgusting and harmful for all parties involved.

    2) The fact that people are telling her to lie and go to her doctor to get a note to claim they’re “therapy” or “service” dogs. As someone who has suffered from real mental health issues for my entire life, like debilitating panic attacks and epilepsy and has been waiting on a list to get an actual service dog, these fake “service” animals just ruin it for people with a real need for a service or therapy animal. These fake “service” animals aren’t trained properly and make people with real service animals look bad. People like this think rules don’t apply to them so they’ll just get a note from their doctor to violate the rules set forth for wherever they want housing. I REALLY hope her doctor sees through her bullshit and gives her a reality check but sadly, I doubt that will happen these days.

  • I like to count other people's money
    December 21, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    She’s from Winchester, originally. Shouldn’t she have a trust fund somewhere, or at least be living out of a Subaru Forrester?

  • Expect better from TBS
    December 21, 2017 at 11:19 am

    Yeah, Rhode Island Turtle Sista, you’re kinda reaching with this one. You haven’t written many posts so you’re clearly trying to impress, but you’re reaching. Sure this chick is a loser and her priorities are messed up – but she’s not hurting anyone, she doesn’t have kids in the car with her, she’s not doing anything illegal.
    The dogs need a better home than she’s providing, obviously, but this article was kind of unnecessary. You could’ve found something better to blog about. This isn’t “calling anyone out” for their food stamp fraud or things like that, this blog was just bullying. Try to do better next time.

    • Finn
      December 21, 2017 at 11:46 am

      “Try to do better next time.” – try to fuck off. This was spot on.

      “she doesn’t have kids in the car with her” – Dogs do not belong living in a car. A shelter is a more viable solution.

      “This isn’t “calling anyone out” for their food stamp fraud or things like that” – This wasn’t an article about food stamp fraud though – was it? Stop deflecting. It’s a terrible argument tactic.

      “this blog was just bullying.” – Appeal to emotion when you don’t have anything to back it up. How about – get a job?

      “Try to do better next time.” — she did just fine.

  • vicxh
    December 21, 2017 at 10:43 am

    I would not. Even doggy style.

    December 21, 2017 at 9:56 am


  • Broke Back Mountain
    December 21, 2017 at 9:11 am

    Kenny looks like he got punched for being inappropriate with one of the other cowboys. He didn’t even bother zipping up

    • Lookout
      December 21, 2017 at 11:29 pm

      Excellent observation!

  • The Angry Elf
    December 21, 2017 at 6:25 am

    So her guy only has a part time job? What’s stopping her from getting a part time job on his off hours? I think we all know the answer to that. And that right there is why I have no sympathy for her. She needs to either give the dogs to someone who can care for them till they get back on their feet, or turn them into a shelter. That’s no life for a dog, and if she’s just keeping them around to help her “think positive thoughts everyday,” then she really needs a smack upside the head and a lesson in responsible pet ownership.

  • M
    December 21, 2017 at 5:18 am

    I’ve got three things to say:
    1) I hate when people say “Fur babies”
    2) What the flying fuck does “It’s partly by choice, but partly by a lack of choices” mean?
    3) Renter’s insurance (as mentioned in the article) is dirt cheap. Just by having a renter’s insurance policy, my car insurance is discounted to the point that it balances out. If nothing else, but it for the peace of mind

    December 21, 2017 at 1:07 am

    So how the fuck is she posting on the internet when she is homeless in a car? Oh, she has a phone you say? Who the fuck is paying the phone bill? Who’s paying for their food? The dog’s food? The water for them and the dogs? Where are the occupants of that vehicle crapping every day in the garage? Where do they shower? Do they shower? How many times have they showered after being burned out of the house they probably burned down? What about clothing? How many clothes can they possibly have in that shit box? Do they wash the clothes? Where do they wash them? Who pays for the washing? The list goes on and on… not buying a bit of this story. Fuctards. Get rid of the fucking dogs and get a job other than Home Health Care. Typical ratchet resume – home health care aide.

    • sally mae
      December 21, 2017 at 3:42 am

      LOL. Sounded like Mr Master working part-time. May be enough to cover them costs. Mos tlikely though they are getting food stamps, I’d ding them another dypshyt 20 points for that, if true. Showering? lmao, hate to say bro, when Iz was around 18-22 i was party 24/7, living to go wild. Left moms, man didnt matter where i was , a shower could be had, friends, famiyl, lol. Maybe they gots a network? Am curious what parking lot they are in, most owners would give them the boot. Dogs runing around? Yeah, got a point there. I would however be more pissed if they took the $840 Section 8 voucher, being lazy, but theyre not, so again, whos getting hurt. Theyre just making their own lives difficult. 60-40

  • Pitsforlife
    December 20, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    I love turtle boy ! However I don’t agree with this article. It’s a sad and tough situation and your not in the situation to even dog them out like that. It’s not like they are scamming or being straight losers. She clearly has a heart. I think I would do the same for my 2 pits.

    • Finn
      December 21, 2017 at 10:20 am


      Fuck you, you’re an idiot too. They want to live live a lazy life. Period. If you’re willing to let your dogs live in a car, you deserve to be punched in the throat.

      “Clearly she has a heart” – bullshit. Clearly she has a desire to have her wants over her needs. They’re definitely scamming and being a “straight” losers. I would *love* to quit my job and play with my dogs all day make shit in my Instant Pot (game changer). However, who is going to pay my mortgage? car payment? Please answer me those questions.


    • Bulldog
      December 21, 2017 at 8:22 pm


      You’re just as stupid as this woman if you believe any of the shit you just spouted.

      “it’s not like they are scamming or being straight losers.”

      Actually, that’s EXACTLY what they’re doing. They’re both scamming and being losers. The woman is NOT being forced to be homeless, she’s doing it by choice. There are some people that are homeless and have no other options, but this woman is not one of them. Her boyfriend is working part-time at a temp job, so why hasn’t she gotten a job when he’s not working? Why aren’t either of them working full time? She even said she could have both kept her old job AND could have been living somewhere already if she had got rid of her dogs. Don’t give me any bullshit like “oh, they’re her babies… blah blah blah.” I LOVE animals, especially dogs. I’ve been a dog owner my entire life and have volunteered with different animal shelters and rescue groups for as long as I can remember and I love my pets more than anything and they help my health issues, but I also am not a selfish jerk. If I was going to be homeless, the first thing I would do would be to give my pets to a loving family that could actually take care of them and raise them the way they deserve. Keeping any pets while homeless is not only selfish but foolish and unsafe for all involved. Pets don’t belong living in a car or any tiny space, especially a tiny car with two adults and other animals, in the winter when temperatures go below freezing. I can also guarantee the pets are likely not getting the proper medical treatment or routine vet visits either. There’s no way this couple can be homeless and afford dog food, grooming, heartworm prevention medication, flea and tick prevention medication, routine vet visits, and any other needs they may have. It’s just not possible. This woman should be ashamed of herself for being such a selfish idiot and someone needs to give her a reality check if she’s not smart enough to realize it on her own.

      • Finn
        December 21, 2017 at 10:33 pm


  • Vane Mein
    December 20, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    I dont know, I am a little torn between this one. There’s no kids suffering, she hasnt picked the dogs over kids like we see and bag on all the time. Chick (and dude) have the right to do what they want wth their lives. They want to regulate themselves to street fodder, to be with their dogs, thats their chaoice. Now the gofundme, is she lying about her circumstances? Doesnt sound like it. If people are stupid, or caring ernugh of these two, to give them their money, knowing the exact particulars, then it is their money to give. I am a turtle, but I dont know, not sure this is worthy of cheesehogery! lol. I guess laziness is a criticism here, so I’;/ll go 50-50, but still up in here. Maybe I iz gettign soft. IDK.

    • oops
      December 20, 2017 at 11:31 pm

      that’s no life for a dog, they need to run around more than us even

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    If this winter is cold enough, the problem will be self correcting.

  • yessireebob
    December 20, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    “Dogs are not babies. BABIES are babies.

    Side note- do you know how inexpensive renter’s insurance is? It is insane not to have it.”

    Yes and YES!

    • NoMoonbats
      December 20, 2017 at 10:19 pm

      Yep, about $130 a year will get decent renter’s insurance. That’s about that cost of a pack of butts per month.

      Bad enough deadbeats use their actual children as GFM bait, but now, dogs? Holy cow…oh wait…farms animals might be a different, untapped GFM idea.

    • Lookout
      December 21, 2017 at 11:25 pm

      Wow – 8 down votes so far…guessing it’s about “Dogs are not babies. BABIES are babies.”
      Sounds like the pit bull owners and cat ladies are now reading TBS.

  • Finn
    December 20, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    I have 4 dogs. But I can afford them. Otherwise, I would NEVER have brought them into my world. Fuck her.

    If she loved those dogs, she would do what was right for them (i.e. not let them spend ONE night in a cold car) and surrender them. She is a shitbag of the worst kind.

    Animal Control – please pay attention, this is not how animals should live. I don’t care how much they claim to “love” these dogs. They’re merely entertained by them. The dogs are an excuse to quit their jobs and continue to be lazy. To love is to sacrifice for the well being of others. Either get a job a fucking job or let the dogs have a better life with responsible people. Please – get these dogs away from these idiots.

  • Animal Planet
    December 20, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    Kenny isn’t the alpha of that pack, Mufasa is. Mufasa be like “Kenny! Get your bitch ass to the store and bring us more peanut butter!”

  • Nai
    December 20, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    You’re right, check that GoFundMe in a few days to see how much ‘good’ that article did for these 2 bozos.

  • The Rant Queen
    December 20, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Omg the amount of times she typed “Beloved” is just insanely annoying. Probably high on dope or speed. I dont know if i could ever give up my dogs to a shelter, but if I could find someone to take them for me while I job hunted, then so be it. I could always sneak them in my apartment later lol (Ive snuck cats into a no pet apartment. Lots of them. Never got caught.) Anyway, she’s very obviously hiding something. Cant wait to see what!

    • SVU
      December 21, 2017 at 9:53 am

      There has to be more to the story. The excuses people have these days to beg and not support themselves is just getting crazy. It starts to make you cold, you don’t know who really needs help anymore or who is just lazy. It’s really too bad cause there are plenty of people who need help right now and they end up being overlooked cause of people like this. This is no life for those animals either. If she really loved them she would give them a better life then sitting in her car.

  • 2wEntEe
    December 20, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    I wonder what their sex life is like

    MAN UP KENNY! Gets 2 full-time jobs. Take care of your woman.

    • Finn
      December 20, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      Agreed — but she should too. There is nothing wrong with her (aside from being a moron). 🙂

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