Married Woonsocket Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe For Paternity Test To Prove Her Husband Is Not The Father So She Can Collect Benefits
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We’ve seen a lot of hilarious GoFundMe’s before, but this is a new one:
Yes, that’s right. This woman right here is raising $2,000 for a paternity test for her unborn child:
But wait, it gets better. She’s actually married, and the reason she needs a paternity test is because she knows the baby isn’t her husband’s, and she needs the paternity test to get him out of her life. And until then her husband is automatically considered the father, according to her interpretation of Rhode Island state law:
First of all, I don’t buy any of this. Why would you need a paternity test in order to get government assistance and/or medical coverage? I guess the state is more likely to throw cash at a single mother (even though legally she’s not single), so the welfare part makes sense. But the medical coverage? Is it common practice for healthcare companies to deny coverage to someone if they think the child you’re carrying belongs to your husband? This sounds like a cash grab, albeit a rather creative one.
Hey here’s an idea – if you can’t afford a paternity test or a divorce, maybe you shouldn’t be playing raw dog hide and go seek with dudes you’re not married to. It’s not like this is a Rick Grimes situation either, where you think there might be a possibility that the husband is the Dad. You know that someone else knocked you up. Why would your husband want to raise someone else’s kid? Why not hit up the appropriate yogurt slinger to pay for the paternity test? She’s making her husband seem like a real dooshnozzle, so then why would he agree to even go forward with this? Makes no sense. Oh, and according to the Google machine, a paternity test only costs around $400.
But hey, if she can raise the money, more power to her. There’s a sucker born every second.
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Don’t they need amniotic fluid to check DNA?
A non-invasive paternity test runs as high as 1600$. (Since she insists on having it done while still pregnant.) And I think if you are single and pregnant you qualify for Medicaid. But yeah, douchey.
She’s a dumbass. She’d probably get more money from child support if she claimed the kid was his. Now she’s blown her chances for both alimony and child support from him. Guy dodged a bullet in my opinion.
Guess gov. assistance is not enough. Why work.
I am not on any kind of gov’t assistance, nor have I ever been and don’t plan to be. I work more than full time and I have never asked for any kind of help before. Without that test mentioned above, my husband will be named as the father of a child that is not his because that is the law in 24+ states and that is not right. He will be forced to pay for medical care that he shouldn’t have to pay for. The only way to avoid it is with a test, and the sooner the test is done the better. A non invasive prenatal paternity blood test is $2000. I am not trying to scam anyone. I am actually trying to do the right thing. The law states that if a woman is married or if a child is born within 300 days of a divorce being final, a child that she gives birth to is assumed to be her husband’s child and his name must appear on the birth certificate until paternity can be established. That means that the legal husband is responsible for medical coverage and child support until it is proven not to be his child. I am trying to avoid him being placed on the birth certificate. Everyone assuming I am trying to scam people or do this for welfare benefits is wrong. I work my butt off and I am just trying to do the right thing. I didn’t even think I could have children, so my baby is a miracle. The people who write these articles should check facts before publishing them. They would see that the law is the same in Massachusetts as well.
Or maybe, don’t get knocked up by some dude, while you’re still married? If you can’t afford a divorce or paternity test, you can’t afford a baby.
You are scamming people, wait for the baby to be born, and in the meantime apply for benefits, if you truly not living in his household you will qualify for what you say you are wanting(even though with cash assistance you must work 20+ hours a week even during your first week of maternity leave) and medical is for anyone that falls into that gap, which unfortunately is most of the country. It doesn’t matter if you are a day out or a day from your divorce, separation papers and proof you’ve not been living there is what is needed, not divorce papers. You chicks are so stupid, dumb as rocks, close your legs if you can’t figure this stuff out. I feel sorry for your kid, with a mom that can’t figure life out.
My question is, if he’s such a bad guy why the hell would you stay with him for a day, let alone marry him and then give him 8 years of your life, that was retarded! If he is such a turd just make him pay for all of the tests, or your medical, and not all of us! Make your baby’s real father foot the bill, none of us care that you’ve got yourself into this situation, those of us that have kids already figured some of this life shit out without begging for money for a stupid test. When you grow up you’ll see that $2000 for a test is a waste of money, that’s how much I spend on groceries per month with a family of 8. Nobody has any extra for this petty ass crap you’re spewing. I’m gonna start a gofundme, “pay me to punch dumb petty idiots in the face that can’t keep their damn legs closed that don’t know how to fill out forms for welfare” get a damn clue lady
Sorry TB, I had to, someone had to tell this mess the truth, she’s worse than a moron.
Maury would do it for free. Steve Wilkos would do it for free…. Why ask for money when you could just go on TV, get a free mini-vacation and get answers?
Have schools stop teaching people how to form proper paragraphs, or does everyone looking for handouts just get a Gedman? Far from a spelling Nazi, but every sob story is written the same exact way! BTW, this chick sounds suspect as all hell and those flapjacks she’s sporting seem like they’ve already had a small village of babies on those teats..
Why would you need a GoFuckMe page when Maury Povitch is still on the air? And there’s always Springer and his entourage might be on tour! Check your options before trying to pilfer hard working people because your new guy forgot to bring a condom.
For Christ’s sake can’t this broad learn to spell? Is she going to teach the child proper spelling, or will she just “home school” the kid with all of her “wisdom”?
She seems a little bitter. Is it due to a night of indiscretion with a sibling, a second cousin, or someone else that she picked up on the side of the road and probably should have used a condom with? Blaming the husband for it all?
Or is she afraid to admit that her husband (whose side of the story we have not heard) is really the father (although I have absolutely no understanding of WHY anyone would want to poke that thing).
Shut her down, and prevent the
prevent the “Go Fund Me”
No need for test once the black features are clear.
Savage!