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Marshall Henderson Just Pulled The Ultimate Power Move After His “Homophobic” Michael Sam Kissing Tweet

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Marshall Henderson FINALLY returned to the public eye, and as expected, it was glorious. Don’t remember NativeFlash22? He was the belle of the ball last year in NCAA basketball. While single handedly leading the Ole Miss Runnin’ Rebels to the NCAA Tournament and a first round upset of Wisconsin, Marshall offended basically everyone he came in contact with. Like when Ole Miss upset Florida in the SEC Tournament and he gave the gator chomp to the crowd:

Or even more impressively when he caused the biggest meathead/fratbros on earth to burst several veins in their necks out of pure anger after he beat Auburn:

I could watch that video all day and it would never get old. Just so many amazing individual reactions that you don’t see the first time around. Marshall is the greatest entertainer in sports and it’s not even close.

Unfortunately Ole Miss sucked this year and we didn’t hear from him really. But today he made his return to Twitter, and it was absolutely glorious. At first he decided to be THAT GUY and set himself up to be labeled as a bigot by progressive white people who need to call SOMEONE intolerant in order to alleviate their white privilege guilt. He did this of course by talking about the one thing you are simply not allowed to say on the internet – he didn’t really care for the Michael Sam smooch with his boyfriend after he became the first openly gay player drafted in NFL history:


OK first of all, is it homophobic to point out that there is a 110% chance that Michael Sam absolutely manhandles his boyfriend when they………play hungry hungry hippos? Because if he can terrorize SEC football teams, think of what this poor guy has to go through. I almost feel bad for his boyfriend, but I’m TOLERANT, so of course I will say that this is a beautiful thing that we should all celebrate. Yay tolerance!!

Marshall’s reaction was slightly different…..

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There are lots of very good reasons to boycott Sports Center, but this isn’t one you should share with 30,000 followers. And more importantly, what kind of 7 year old is watching the 7th round of the NFL draft? Shouldn’t he be wrestling a gator or something?

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Marshall my man, you are one of the most offensive people on the planet. But yea, this is where you draw the line. Because you would never do something like this right?


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Right when it seemed like he couldn’t stop saying really dumb things, he threw everyone a giant curveball….

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Well, this should be good….

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Ohhhhhhhh snap!!! Marshall, you cray!!! First of all, no one believes there is an openly gay man at Ole Miss. Because, Mississippi.

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 6.34.40 PMYou just got punked Murica!!! Marshall’s gay friend would confirm this science project but he’s out to lunch with Manti Te’o’s dead girlfriend.

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Marshall just completely redefined how celebrities will handle inappropriate tweets from this point forward.

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Wow. Just wow. What a masterful performance by my man Marshall. This whole sequence was one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever read. Quite frankly, I would expect nothing less from this man.

My question is, and I am really grappling with this one, did Marshall really have this whole thing planned out? Sure the odds of Marshall Henderson actually knowing an openly gay man AND being friends with him are pretty slim. And sure Ole Miss already had it’s graduation on May 10th and no one would be working on a psychology project right now. But I just wanna believe this story so badly.

I’m not gonna lie, it’s pure genius either way. If he’s telling the truth then he completely fooled EVERYONE. He knew the reaction to what he said would be so fierce, but he actually tested it out using the scientific method. He sat back and observed human behavior and took notes on it, and then boom!!! Dropped the bomb on all of us that we’ve all been outsmarted by Marshall Henderson once again.

If he’s lying then I’m almost more impressed. Most people just delete their tweets, shut down their accounts, or as Tyler Seguin has mastered the art of, claimed their Twitter was “hacked” by a friend. But Marshall just completely figured out a way around the viral racist tweet – claim he’s conducting a psychological experiment and everyone just fell for it. The man is a genius people. Educate yourselves!! Somewhere Donald Sterling is kicking himself for not thinking of that first.

One thing I do know for sure is this – Marshall Henderson’s draft stock in the Putin’s Russian Professional League just went through the roof.

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  • Joey G
    May 14, 2014 at 10:55 am

    That is what Donald Sterling should have said. I have a black friend and he wanted me to say something stupid and bigoted to see the reaction. Instead, he took the high road and blamed the whole thing on Magic Johnson.

  • Joey G
    May 13, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    One thing I love about this blog: Marshall Henderson.

    One thing I hate about this blog: I have to look at that stupid picture of Michael Sam kissing that short-haired lesbian with breasts yet again.

    Can’t you show pictures of AJ McCarron’s girlfriend kissing her sorority sister instead?

    • Margee Pesikov
      May 13, 2014 at 12:55 pm

      Or Brent Muffburger. Another yummy studmuffin.

      • Joey G
        May 13, 2014 at 2:08 pm

        Hahaha remember when they caught him playing “hide the salami” with AJ McCarron’s girlfriend??

        • Margee Pesikov
          May 13, 2014 at 3:28 pm

          Oh, I remember that alright and I still have wet dreams about it!

          • Joey G
            May 13, 2014 at 7:33 pm

            So seriously, Margee… can we go to Betty’s tomorrow night? It’s the hottest club in Worcester.

          • Margee Pesikov
            May 14, 2014 at 8:47 am

            Pick me up at ten and then I’ll show you who is sweaty

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