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It’s raining ratchets on the south shore this week so I gotta help my girl SSTG out with this one. Today’s winner is Marshfield’s most infamous meatpop, Tiffany Mazzilli:
She’s built quite the resume for herself. She’s Patriotic
She’s a big fan the gerber servers
She fixed Autism with a Facebook filter
She’s mastered the art of the prego bathroom selfie
And she’s even done it while saving France from ISIS.
The Marshfield Meatpop is CONSTANTLY posting in the Marshfield MA Forum on Facebook, claiming her autistic son is being discriminated against, constantly saying her kids are sick, frequents the emergency room, and asks for help non-stop. I might sound cunty and heartless right now, but I assure you I am not. I have no problem helping people who are actually in need. But it’s the people who cry wolf over and over and over again, seemingly do nothing to improve themselves, and never become self sufficient, who I have a problem with.
This week she began whining about the shelter she’s staying in with her two raw dog trophies because they don’t have AC in her room:
Listen Breastpump Brenda, I grew up without AC, as did billions and billions of people before me. You’re living in a shelter and you don’t have to pay for rent or electricity. Shut your dinky tickler and enjoy all the free stuff you’re getting, instead of whining about the luxuries you’re not getting. This is from Carolina Hill’s about page:
Carolina Hill is an emergency assistance shelter for homeless families operated by a private, non-profit (Chapter 180, 501(c) 3) corporation. Since 1988, we have provided services designed to break the cycle of repeated homelessness experienced by many families in Massachusetts. We treat our residents with dignity and respect, without prejudice or judgement. Our caring and committed staff can accommodate families whose members may have special needs (e.g., developmentally disabled or handicapped). Our physical facility is ideal for a family shelter program with its fenced yard and separate recreation building for young children. The average length of stay for a family at Carolina Hill is three months, during which the parents receive mandatory counseling in order to examine the reasons for their homelessness and to avoid similar situations in the future. We can accommodate up to 17 families at any given time.
What nice people. Free of charge they let you get your shit together and get back on your feet so you don’t lose custody of your kids, and you don’t have to live on the street. They accommodate all children, including special needs, and they have a big fenced in yard and shit for the kids to do. It sounds better than my childhood (love you Mom).
And instead of enjoying it, she’s whining on Facebook that it’s not good enough for her because we had a heat wave while she posted it. Of course some idiot politician took the bait……
This schmo is running for State Senate apparently. He’s one of these….
— Duxbury Senior Ctr (@DuxSeniorCtr) June 27, 2018
The shovel people. The only politicians who are worse than the ribbon cutting people. I’m trying not to get political about this, and I’m not even gonna look up Patrick O’Connor’s political party, but I kind of think we already know what political party he belongs to if he’s falling for the Marshfield Meatpop’s bullshit.
She claims that everyone’s been fainting at the free shelter…..
“Only one fan per room.”
Da fuq? They gave you a fan and you’re still whining? You get to shower multiple times a day? The entitlement is strong in this one.
But it turns out no one actually fainted, and it was all just a lie. This prompted a release from Carolina Hill, whose reputation was being smeared by a woman they were helping for free……
Oh look, they not only have AC in the community rooms, they also have access to cold water and milk, ice cream, popsicles, sprinklers, and water toys. Oh, and the part about people fainting was entirely made up because the MPD did wellness checks and it’s all good in the hood. Turns out she’s just a terrible person who’s shitting on good people who are trying to help her get through a rough patch that seems to be permanent.
As I said, she’s CONSTANTLY complaining that her kids are sick
That the taxpayer funded pediatrician she no doubt pays using Mass Health isn’t good enough for her…
That her kids do shit that kids do, like wake up for no reason in the middle of the night…
She tries to illegally use people’s Triple A memberships when she’s in a jam…
She constantly whines and lies that daycares won’t accommodate her older son because she claims he’s Autistic, which she uses as an excuse to not get a job….
She can’t afford a pot to piss in, but she can afford an iPhone to constantly whine on Facbook though. Because….priorities. And sure, she could’ve threw on a jimmy hat before granting the cervix scraper of the week access to her tampon tunnel, because she was in no position to reproduce. But that wouldn’t feel as good. Fuck planning for the future and being responsible!!
She whines that no one helps her with her kids
Because it’s society’s job to raise her kids. And the free room and board isn’t enough for her.
She wants to use her kids as tax credits for taxes she does’t pay
Now all of a sudden she’s looking for a new place to move to and rent
Probably because she’s getting kicked out of the shelter for badmouthing them all over social media while providing nothing.
The worst part is that people are constantly posting on the Marshfield Forum with job opportunities, and she gets tagged in the posts. But instead of jumping at the opportunity for employment she’s like…..nah….
And last but not least, no ratchet resume would be complete with the standard GoFundMe for a free car scam….
And of course she throws her two kids on the cover photo to try to guilt you into taking care of them, even though your tax dollars are already raising them for her.
Here’s an idea – don’t live in Marshfield. Marshfield is for taxpayers. Brockton is for freeloaders like you. Of course you’re never gonna be able to afford rent in Marshfield. They’ve got an ocean. You’re unemployed with two kids. You don’t get an ocean. You get the Taunton River and the urine filled state pool.
Women like this are a disgrace to parenting. I’m a single Mom too. But I refuse to take a handout, even though I’ve been tempted to. I just have this thing called “pride” that people used to have back in the day. There was a point in time when whining and begging like this was actually shameful. But now people do it and a bunch of people line up to
help enable them instead of doing what we do – public shaming. And the fact of the matter is that public shaming works. Perhaps this blog will be the kick in the ass she needs to get her shit together.
The bottom line is that if you can’t provide an apartment or at least a room for your kids to live in, then your kids shouldn’t live with you until you get your shit together. At least that would motivate these skags to get jobs and become self sufficient while their kids are being cared for by actual adults.