You all remember the tale I told last week about how the politically-connected fuckboi from Abington, who took police on a drunken high-speed chase through Weymouth, crashed his car, and ran as fast as his lily-white legs could carry him, right?
I guess Ed Tombstone doesn’t have as many friends as he thought. As soon as the blog went up we were slammed with tips about what actually happened that night. We must have gotten messages from half the town tattling on this limp-dicked dweeb.
One of those emails happened to have the police scanner audio from that night, and another, had the police report. My favorite highlight of the police report was when Pooney, who had just failed at his freedom-sprint from the cops, asked the officer who caught him, if they could make a deal.
Doesn’t that sound like a weak attempt at bribing a police officer to you? You entitled twat. What kind of deal were you going to make? Offer him some knob to take the handcuffs off? You aren’t a figure of importance anywhere. You’re a kiss ass who thought he could get away with anything and failed just about as miserably as one could possibly fail. No one is going to let you in their door after this. Your other drunk friends are going to have to drive you around now! Anyone saying you’re a good kid, just making bad choices, must owe your dad money. You, and all your friends, are dickwads and make it a habit of thinking the laws don’t apply to you.
Now, in the original blog it was reported that it was a chick in the car.
Survey says that’s FALSE.
While I’m still positive Toomey was going home to drink someone pretty, it’s just been clarified that it was probably going to be a game of smashing pissers. The passenger in Pooney’s car was another fuckboi named Matt Egan.
Sweet chain, bro. Mom order that from Fingerhut?
You can listen to the Police Scanner from the apprehension of Fuckboi below:
In the audio you can clearly hear that Egan, freshly 21, has four open cases. Another drunk driver, you say? Underage with alcohol? Drugs with the intent to distribute?
Another fine example of a great kid, right? You all going to defend him too?
Now, if you’re out drinking with an underage pal at a bar, that buddy has just lead the police on a chase, he crashes the vehicle you’re the passenger in, you’ve got a twelver of cold road sodas with you, have four criminal charges in your name, and you get nabbed by the cops… why wouldn’t you go to jail? You clearly bought the brews.
What makes him so special that he didn’t land a distribution to a minor charge?
Better yet, what about this picture from Facebookagram of Toomey and two douches named Wayne Norling and Rob Davs, all drinking at the Abington bar “The Cellar“ the night of the drunken car chase. The picture was deleted about 30 minutes after Toomey crashed his car with Egan in it. The time-stamp on the picture is about 40 minutes before the blue lights went up on Toomey. If you think this could be anywhere USA – take a look at the flier behind them.
Davs is another “nice kid” from Abington. Sweet Blood for Blood hoodie, you vag.
Why would Egan throw Dylan’s Bar in Brockton under the bus as he did according to the police report. You’re going to falsely ruin someone’s livelihood so you can protect a shit hole like The Cellar?
But wait, there’s more…
Since Toomey is so well-known in town, they should have known him to be underage, right? He had spent countless hours at these places during Selectman Alex Bezanson’s campaign season. Why didn’t The Cellar kick him out?
My sources say he’s allowed to drink at a lot of the local establishments because of his political connections and did so frequently during campaign events. Toomey would get so hammered at campaign functions, while underage, that they would have to have someone drive him home because he was being obnoxious. The following screenshot is one of the many messages we received from local sources:
What’s that? Matt Egan got to play political beer pong too?
Gee, who controls the liquor licensing of the town of Abington?
The Board of Selectmen.
Who ran Selectman Alex Bezanson’s campaign and claims to be his Chief of Staff?
Corruption and entitlement at its finest. I wonder if a new investigation will be launched in to “The Cellar” by the Board of Selectman now that it’s out in the open as to where they were ACTUALLY drinking that night. I’ll be watching to see if it’s even mentioned. Why would the town of Abington elect a man, like Bezanson, who can’t seem to enforce the laws, he, himself, is supposed to be a pillar of?
But hey, what harm could Ed have done being such a “dumb kid” who just made a mistake?
Well, he almost wiped out this family man when he blew through that light, so you tell me. Those of you who are still defending him should take a long, hard, look in the mirror because you are what is wrong with this world. You cant seem to think for yourself so you have to take a stance with a mob of dipshits who have no, and I mean no, respect for the law. You’re pissed at me for shaming him? I’m bullshit at you for not having the sack to take a stand against it a long time ago. Grow a pair.
I doubt this hammer of truth is going to sway those who are avidly defending Pooney, who hasn’t said a public peep, on the local forums. These fucking sheep are some of the most aggressive, threatening, and obnoxious I’ve ever seen in response to any Turtleboy article. Homie don’t play that.
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