Mainstream Media Fails

Marty Walsh Told WCVB In Story They Stole From Us That He Had A Brain Fart By Not Putting On A Mask For Selfie With Local Milf

 

On Sunday we broke the story about Boston Mayor Marty Mushmouth Walsh posting for a selfie with some strange women without wearing a mask, despite mandating that all Boston residents wear masks and practice social distancing.

A lot of people said that wasn’t Marty Walsh because he looked skinnier, but they forgot to factor in the power of the white girl filter. Today WCVB wrote about it without citing us, and Walshy pulled a half Pelosi by admitting it but saying he had a brain fart.

Boston Mayor Marty Walsh says not wearing a face mask while taking a picture with strangers over the weekend was a “foolish move.” Walsh is facing some criticism after the photo surfaced online, especially since he has been advocating for Boston residents and others to wear masks while in public for months.

Surfaced online? The extent these people will go to in order to pretend we don’t exist is truly baffling. Why not just say Turtleboy blogged about it? By ignoring us they were unable to use our picture, which completely destroys the effectiveness of their story. The Pelosi story was so juicy because there were images of her without a mask on inside the salon. This picture is priceless.

But they chose not to use it because they have too much pride, and doing so would require them to admit that they follow Turtleboy for their news. Guess they want us to believe that they randomly heard about this on their own and decided to ask Marty about it the day after we published the blog. Sure thing.

The mayor addressed questions about the picture on Monday. He says it happened as he was leaving a family wedding — a small gathering of about 20 people — over the weekend. On his way out, Walsh said he was stopped by people he did not know and that they asked to take a selfie with him. He decided to take the photo with them, and even though he was caught off guard, he said that he should have still been wearing a mask.

“I had the mask in my hand. I probably should have put it on — foolish move,” Walsh said.

“I just tell people: ‘Wear your mask.’ I have my mask on all the time. It’s always on me. I have one in every single pocket. I didn’t have it on taking the selfie,” he added.

Walsh said the photograph was quick and he did not linger. He admits that he made a mistake and says he will continue to urge people to wear a mask.

Yup, it was just this one time. Just happened to be the time when the media wasn’t around. Besides that he ALWAYS has it on, so he gets a mulligan. These frauds have no shame and he’ll go back to tweeting about wearing a mask tomorrow like this never happened, because for all intents and purposes it never did. The media never showed the picture.

As for the wedding he was at, Marty was the officiant for his cousin Kelly’s wedding at Granite Links in Quincy. Sources tell us there were 45 people there, so he’s lying when he says it was 20. He did not have the mask on for most of the wedding according to a witness from the wedding. But none of that matters because the mainstream media isn’t gonna press him on it, so this will be forgotten about by tomorrow.

Now shut the fuck up and put on your mask.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    September 9, 2020 at 11:21 am

    I had the COCK in my hand. I probably should have put it in my mouth — foolish move,” Walsh said. I don’t even like girls.

  • Open Bah
    September 8, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    Marty doing his best man-about town-impression. Wow Mahty, I bet you have to fight ‘em off with a stick, you old horndog, you. Looks like you picked up something in your travels. Maybe get a B-12 shot for that.

  • Limousine Liberal
    September 8, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Limousine Liberals set the rules, and you rubes follow them! Duh,

  • Norm
    September 8, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Do you think Marty got some casual head from one of the “MILFS” in the photo? Did he meet them at an AA meeting?

  • Rash Move, Marty
    September 8, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    When I first saw this photo on Turtleboy, I thought Marty looked like a reptile starting to shed. But then I had a sudden urge to binge-watch Roddy Piper in “They Live.”

  • Dan Murphy
    Swanky
    September 8, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Calling her a MILF is a biiig stretch. From the looks of it, she could take a bite of your ‘apple’ thru a chain link fence…. and be poking your belly with that schnoz at the same time.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ @ The AOL DoT Coms
    September 8, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    People stop giving marrrtay credit for being a straight Male. He has never dated a woman or had a girlfriend. He has never been married or in any sort of relationship. I know people who grew up with him and can attest this. Marrtayyy got bit by a fairy at a very young age! When you get a fairy bite you dont just recover from it.

    If you dont think its true’ ask yourself this! How is one of the most powerful men in the country single? You could be the ugliest man in the world (like maaartayy) and with the amount of power, status, money and influence. woman would still be throwing them selves all over him. He is the gayyyy!
    Hes also a liberal so you know what I’m saying is 100% correct! Even when he was in the union, did you ever see him with a woman? Have you ever seen him with a woman who is not a supporter,
    part of his staff or a family member. That’s rhetorical!

  • Forgot?
    September 8, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Marty is a do as I say not as I do kinda liberal democrat asshole. Guess he forgot to put his mask back on after he went muff diving on these two milfs. Nasty rash on that face Marty. Might want to visit a clinic. Topical creams are available.

    • Charlie Faker
      September 8, 2020 at 11:17 am

      This is Mass Gov Charlie Faker. I don’t wear a mask either Marty. But keep telling others this scam is real. Need to keep the economy shut down and in the dumpster so we can get Uncle Joe and the Hoe elected. # Scam Demic

      • Nancy Pelosi
        September 8, 2020 at 11:19 am

        This is Nancy Pelosi. I don’t wear a mask either. Keep the economy shut down until Joe and the Hoe win. PS I wish Joe would grope my ugly old ass.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      JJ @ the AOL DoT Coms
      September 8, 2020 at 12:16 pm

      C’mon Man!
      That is not a rash from muff diving!
      That is a rash from all the gay black dudes who marrtayyy let face fuck him behind the bar for woke points. And there is not enough hydrocortisone too hide the fact hes a martayyycón! See what I did there?

      That’s enough of my witty commentary. People like to byte my words. Though it is funny to hear people make reference to my comments in public. I just look at them and say “they definitely ride the Turtle” and it makes me smile because I know I’m not the only sane one in that setting.

    • darkziilla
      September 8, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Marrtayyy is light in the loafers a real pillow biter…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 8, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Classy bar tramps there too. Any chick who says ‘yo’ is an idiot.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 8, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Outside of what bar was that pic taken?

    ‘Brain fart”. Be honest and just tell everyone the truth. It’s hard to drink with a mask on.

    • Ted Kennedy
      September 8, 2020 at 11:15 am

      This is Ted Kennedy. I concur. Drinking with a mask on is impossible. Driving with a mask on is very hard to do. Believe me. I know.

  • North of the Border
    September 8, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Christ, can you imagine if Menino was still mayor and wearing a mask? He was unintelligible without one on!

  • Bloop
    September 8, 2020 at 9:42 am

    We need an on the record comment from Charlie Parker immediately. How can the mayor of Boston flout the governors edicts (and his own) so flagrantly? We need an investigation and heavy fines for wet brain Walsh.

  • Obama/Biden's America
    September 8, 2020 at 9:09 am

    The New Normal.

  • Mary Ann
    September 8, 2020 at 9:08 am

    The other part of the story is he obviously has a face rash due to some mask wearing which supposedly doesn’t happen. Whenever you question the harm being done by constantly wearing a face mask, all the liberal politicians – Marty included – pooh pooh you and say there is absolutely no evidence that wearing a face mask causes harm. But look at his face. I say he should always wear the mask and eventually that rash will be permanent.

    • September 8, 2020 at 11:22 am

      While masks cause more harm than good (C02. And false sense of security against a nothing burger virus that 99.6 percent of people either don’t get or recover from if they get it) – this rash on Marty’s fade looks like an infection from dirty muff. Go for classy ladies Marty.

  • toby
    September 8, 2020 at 8:36 am

    Adien and Rayla get threatened at the grand opening of Monica’s hug a thug ceremony. Ted Weyman gets stabbed by a psycho in Copley Square. More people are dying of lead poisoning in Boston and the MBTA is a moving asylum. Forget the bridge the only safe spot in Boston is Long Island.

  • Shemp
    September 8, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Say Moe……………Four anonymous sources say, his mask is at the bottom of the punchbowl.
    He was playing bobbing for bad ice cubes again. Purple face says it all.

  • The Virgin Connie Swail
    September 8, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Yo, this proves that Carrie Keith is a lying, wet brained slut

  • dude
    September 8, 2020 at 6:46 am

    WCVB’s Ted Wayman was stabbed in Copley Square while working Sunday night, is that a revenge attack, for them stealing your story.
    Good idea to disguse yourself as a homeless man.

  • Joe Lundquist
    September 8, 2020 at 5:55 am

    Aiden,you are asking way to much of simpleton people who have lost all the credibility of what was journalism. They couldn’t find a story in a dark round room with a map,nor report it ethically.

    • Get more better at Englishing
      September 8, 2020 at 6:35 am

      Too much.

  • CONN
    September 8, 2020 at 1:07 am

    Ok..it’s confirmed. He’s WAY WAY dumber than anyone ever thought he was (and we all already thought he was challenged).

    Real virus. Hoax reaction.

  • Always for me, never for thee
    September 8, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Oh come on, he was wearing one of those NASA-designed invisible, see-through masks. All of the well-connected folks in Boston and Cambridge have them.

  • Marty the drunk
    September 8, 2020 at 12:40 am

    What an asshole! Masks are for thee, not for me!

  • Said Everyone
    September 8, 2020 at 12:39 am

    He’s too busy thinking about how to ruin Boston

    • Fenway Frank
      September 8, 2020 at 5:29 am

      He already has

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