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MASC Members Plot To Force Vaccines On Your Kids While Calling Parents Terrorists


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22 Comment(s)
  • Brian
    August 26, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    Re: Sharon Stout
    She bought her mid- teens grandson an oversized teddy bear, and is CONVINCED that he LOVES it! LOL!!!
    Any 15yo would rather have a car of his own and a box of condoms, but granny thinks a teddy bear is EXACTLY what a mid-teens male id praying to get! Can’t get much more out of touch than that!

  • Wajadooooo??
    August 26, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    TB, Stop being a whiny twot. You’ve earned your world of shame here. Guess you shouldn’t be shitting where you eat because we’re your paycheck and you’ll never close this commentary down because of it.

  • Mumbly Joe
    August 26, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    This turtle guy reminds me of one of my first advisors when I got into politics. He would call me at all hours wimpering about women and money wohs. I told him com’on man get off his mama’s teet, get out of the basement, take his balls out of his wife’s purse and get a real job. I ‘ll be damned if he didn’t listen. He is now chief editor of Swollen Groin magazine…..

  • hartf811
    August 26, 2021 at 10:26 am

    Hey Fucknut
    You want me on that other blog?turn the content section into something that I don’t need to leave you my name, social security number, my address and phone, the color of my eyes and the name of my dog. I don’t like you enough to let you sell my true data.

  • Apps are the way to go
    August 26, 2021 at 1:04 am

    I cum here because I can click an an app and…BOOM…. A link to the article. Just like logging into an email but easier. Make an new app and we will download it.

  • Mr Magoo
    Asking For A Friend
    August 25, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    Cum on! Should be more Cum and FUPA here. With the aborted fetal cells in these things should be a good cum reference.

  • Maggie Hassan's Retardrd Child
    August 25, 2021 at 8:02 pm

    I hope and pray that each and every one of these women get cancer, ALS or Parlinsons and die a horrible death. These bitch cunts all have ugly faces…esppecially that old menopausal fossil. She definitely deserves cancer.

  • Global Depopulation
    August 25, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    During this March 2020 press briefing, Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted vaccines can enhance the disease they are created to fight against.

    “Does the vaccine make you worse?” Fauci asked. “There are diseases in which you vaccinate someone, they get infected with what you’re trying to protect them with, and you actually enhance the infection.”

    He continued, “We’re going to try and make sure we don’t have enhancement. It’s the worst possible thing you could do, is vaccinate somebody to prevent infection and actually make them worse.”

    • Professor Griff
      August 25, 2021 at 7:49 pm

      “Hey guys, its Tracey novick. Hi all, its Tracey novick. Hey Worcester, its Tracey novick. Tracey novick here.” Ad infinitum. If the Martians ever get here, just play this stupid moron through the biggest speakers you can find and you’ll kill them all. Unfortunately, you’ll probably kill a lot of humans too. She’s/its/him/them is a bigger killer than the Wuhan kung flu. She should be forced to wear a mask. Permanently. Over her whole head.

  • Frank Dux
    August 25, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    That evil socialist is both anti-Christian and antisemitic. Why are you only pointing out the antisemitism? Both should be condemned.

  • Metro West Guy
    Dick P. Ness
    August 25, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    I was never a conspiracy theorist, but I’m now warming up to the idea that this virus (and the vaccines) was all one giant NWO scheme to cull the elderly population (which sucks up valuable resources) and curtail World population growth. I hope I’m wrong, but I won’t be surprised if it ends up leaking out that these vaccines wreak havoc on the fertility of boys and girls.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 25, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    “Guys, this site is no longer active. I don’t write anything on here and haven’t for weeks. Why are you still here?”

    I come here for the comments.

    If you want people to stop coming here, automatically forward them to the other site. A tag in the header will work just fine.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 25, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    I stand with Tracy Novick in her fight to decriminalize panhandling! The lower classes have no alternative and are forced to cook their own meals! They have to handle pans on a daily basis! My God!

    August 25, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    i didnt read anyone of it, everyone knows boomers are shit. but omg scroll through and look at the pictures of the ugly hags in this state. imma have to go get some beers or something.

  • Aidan got his shot so...
    August 25, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    I have been a turtle rider for a long time, and I used to watch the live shows, which were hilarious. But Aidan admitted to getting his shots already, and then he put a picture of him wearing a face mask at the gym.
    So why are we being blasted with this BS?
    Get your shit together Unc, and focus on other things.

    • Good talking
      August 25, 2021 at 4:33 pm

      THANK YOU for calling this “ elephant in the room” out!!! AK your politics suck! Please just stick to bashing ratchets… that’s why %90 of your rapidly shrinking audience comes here to see. When you do bash ratchets you’re the best! Unstoppable! But when you start trying to emulate Sean Hannity and start with the hypocritical lies and conspiracy theories you just keep losing more followers. Get your act together man!

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        August 25, 2021 at 5:50 pm

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  • randiguy2006
    August 25, 2021 at 4:05 pm


    Let me guess. Some people want kids to wear masks to help stop the spread of Covid and Aidan doesn’t like that.

    Is that about it? ZZZZzzzzzzz. This place is dying a slow death.

    • But
      August 25, 2021 at 5:11 pm

      But but but masks in schools are GENOCIDE!!!

  • randiguy2006
    August 25, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    You should run for School Committee

  • randiguy2006
    August 25, 2021 at 3:45 pm


    Let’s face it. At this point, if you don’t get the vaccine you’re a moron.

    • Jeff J
      August 26, 2021 at 1:51 am

      ……especially if you’re young and healthy and Covid has no shot at killing you, DEFINITELY stick that experimental juice in your body. Hey…..what’s the worst that could happen?

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