I just wanna take a moment to recognize that it’s August 9 and the shameless Christmas begging has already begun in Mashpee!
Girl, what holidays you talkin bout? Labor Day? Indigenous People’s Day? I understand you wanna beat the ratchet mob to the punch and get some of that good charity before it’s all gone, but couldn’t you at least wait until October? Plus, you got four months to figure shit out for Christmas. This is really more of a late November, early December post. It works more effectively if you seem like something bad just happened to you and you need Santa’s help at the last minute. What you’re saying by posting this in August 8 is that you have no intention of saving or being responsible at all between now and Christmas. But props for setting the new Christmas begging record though.
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