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Mashpee Marfupial Sets New Record By Posting Christmas Single Mom Give Me Free Shit Post On August 8


I just wanna take a moment to recognize that it’s August 9 and the shameless Christmas begging has already begun in Mashpee!

Girl, what holidays you talkin bout? Labor Day? Indigenous People’s Day? I understand you wanna beat the ratchet mob to the punch and get some of that good charity before it’s all gone, but couldn’t you at least wait until October? Plus, you got four months to figure shit out for Christmas. This is really more of a late November, early December post. It works more effectively if you seem like something bad just happened to you and you need Santa’s help at the last minute. What you’re saying by posting this in August 8 is that you have no intention of saving or being responsible at all between now and Christmas. But props for setting the new Christmas begging record though.



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44 Comment(s)
  • Bertha Von Nation
    August 12, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    On her facebook page, she has her occupation listed as person with disabilities. Big surprise!

  • JoeMomma
    August 10, 2019 at 12:49 pm


    I’m already paying for your food and rent. Get off your fat ass and buy your own toys.

  • Judge dread
    August 10, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Woman’s health clinics need to start marketing sterilization as a “masshealth sponsored woman’s health check”

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    August 10, 2019 at 9:40 am

    And here I thought that Hannafords having Halloween candy out already was jumping the gun…. LOL

  • The Name Game
    August 9, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Marissa Jo Ho looks like she could be the sister of the Sta-puff Marshmallow Man. Maybe she can get a job as a balloon at Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. Look up “gimme pig” in the Irban Dictionary, there’s her pic.

    Aw, did that make you cry, sweet cheeks? Hurt yer feelz? Watch out, everyone, a hard rain’s a gonna fall!

  • Swallow next time
    August 9, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Someone dumped their load In that train wreck 3 times!??!!??

    • Theonewhoknocks
      August 10, 2019 at 10:50 pm

      I always see this question in the comments and it confuses the f*$! Outta me. Who you think is banging her..Brad Pitt? Most likely its some 600 hundred pound Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Joe Dirt mullet wearing mother fucker who has spent some time in the Pen for tryin to diddle his sister and spends his days ripping Fortuna 100s while a growing mass of ash and spaghetti sauce threaten turn his stretched out walmart tee into a biohazard nightmare

      • Not Brad Pitt. Morgan Freeman
        August 11, 2019 at 7:51 am

        Sorry bro the dude that stuffed this trash bag is a African American man who is not fat at all. You see they have this stupid thought that the fatter the chick is the tighter her glory hole is because of the fat pushing it closed.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 9, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    She’s made a minimum of 4 wise decisions!

    Smart Decisions:
    #1: date dirt bag who’ll take off when you get prego
    #2,3,4 – Have 3 kids by dirtbag who’ll take off when you get prego

    Well done! You’re too smart to need help, so no help from me!

    Happy Hanukkah!

  • z
    August 9, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Yeah haha why don’t you hire someone to watch your kids haha and I’ll let you mow my lawn haha because mowing my 20×20 lawn takes all day and night and is harder than raising 3 kids haha I’ll give you $10 for the day haha.
    Just so there’s no confusion I’ve never had any children and I”m ass play curious.

  • Expose These Facebook Trash
    August 9, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    OMG there is someone write now on the The Real Malden Facebook page asking if anyone has a baby stroller they don’t need that fits a 4-9 month old for FREE?
    You gotta jump all over this shit LOLOL!! Sorry lady but strollers aint free LMAO!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 9, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Marissa Jo is a single mom! She has 3 children! She is asking for a little help here! You Turtleboy tight-wad commenters better give to her! Where is your compassion!

  • Shame shame shame
    August 9, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Here is an idea, go put down a lay away and pay for it yourself. I’m a single mom too. I don’t receive any help or child support either. And yup it’s really hard sometimes. But no matter what I always manage. I just picked up my second lay away from Marshall’s today for school clothes. If your already thinking of begging for free stuff for the holidays, try thinking of a way to provide for your children on your own. There is plenty of time between now and Xmas to figure something out and you will feel a lot better about yourself to knowing that you did it all by yourself with nobody else’s help. I know I do. What ever happened to people having pride.

    • Brett
      August 9, 2019 at 5:37 pm

      Hey there Shame how’s it going?
      Being a single mom must be tough so um are you into the dating scene and are you still a virgin?

      • Shame shame shame
        August 9, 2019 at 7:18 pm

        I’ve been out of the dating scene for a while raising my children, but thank god they are finally at the age where I can start having a life of my own again. They are 15-18. And as for your second question if I’m a virgin, it’s been a real long time so let’s go with yes on that one 🙂

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    August 9, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    I can help blubber ass. First, keep your legs shut and quit trying to breed your own basketball team. Second, cut down to only 3 meals a day not per hour, you’ll save money. Finally, GET AN F-ING JOB you gelatinous tub of rancid monkey shit; football season is starting there’s always the need for a backup blimp to float around the stadiums you’re big enough to pass for one. You’ll make enough money for your kids and like 10 other families provided you don’t spring a leak and crash, the damage from that and the earthquake would be catastrophic.

  • Doctors, lawyers, financial planners!
    August 9, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Is the cause and effect gene missing with people like this? Children cost money, raising a child cost time and money. I never had children until I felt I was financially sound to take care of myself. I would feel so guilty and heart broken if I brought a kid into this world with no means of proving the child.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 9, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    The real question is…which three guys knocked up Mrs. Potatohead? ugh

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 9, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      LOL! Excellent!

  • hartf811
    August 9, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    If you cant provide for your own kids surrender them. Then kill yourself.
    Loser. Or GET A FUCKING JOB!

  • Willie Fistergash
    August 9, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    If she just cut back from 4 Big Macs a day to 2…she could do this herself

    2 Big Macs per day = $3.99 x 2 = $7.98
    138 days until Christmas – 138 x $7.98 = $1,101.24 / 3 raw dog trophies = $367.08 per crotch fruit. Maybe skim a few bucks off to buy some condoms or fucking birth control. Hahaha….j/k it would be $1,100 worth of dope.

  • Trashpee
    August 9, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I KNEW this was going to become a blog the second I saw it lol

    • Cartwright
      August 10, 2019 at 7:07 am

      I’m the one who dropped the dime!

  • marilynsantos45
    August 9, 2019 at 2:33 pm


  • Pkparry
    August 9, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Early Christmas Shopping… very efficient!

  • don
    August 9, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    im guessing her family photo looks like nato. a child from every nationality.

  • Said Everyone
    August 9, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Gimme gimme gimme

  • z
    August 9, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    How about you have someone take care of the kids for a couple of hours.

    You come over and I’ll give you 30 bucks to mow my lawn and then weed-wack. Take about 2 hours.
    Honest labor, and a minimum wage. It’s lawn work, it is what it is.

    No? Tough shit to you are your kids, fucknuckle

    • Real_Finn
      August 9, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      Great idea. When she’s done, she can come to my house and help me pick up my dog’s land mines (I have 5 dogs and sometimes I miss some). It’s not pretty work, but it’s honest.


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      August 9, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      Mow your lawn! Don’t be ridiculous! All Marissa Jo is asking is for you to provide her children with a nice Christmas. Why would you demean her like that!

  • Batman
    August 9, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    I have an idea for a great new show, it’s called “ how much can you fit in your twat”. You take a regular gimme girl like this whore and if she can equal what that slut featured yesterday hid in her vag, she gets a prize. If she can exceed it by adding say Kevin’s keys or Dicks golf clubs, she gets her pick of prizes for the Crotch fruits. What. A. POS. Here a couple tips you can wrap up and put under the tree, “ don’t have kids you can’t pay for”, or “ get a fucking job”

    • z
      August 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      you are, god. YOU AND

      I would donate but there’s no reference to her kids being special needs kids.

    • Captain Trips
      August 9, 2019 at 6:54 pm

      We should send her XMAS wrapped boxes of dogshit with a note on the shit saying ‘Get a Job’ and mail them to her

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 11, 2019 at 5:36 am

      I’d watch that show, Brother Batman.

      I’m sure Fox will be interested. 🙂

  • Washashore
    August 9, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Mashpee, my town! Finally. She looks like a Wamp to me. Those freeloading fake indian fucks are so freakin entitled.

    • Liawatha
      August 9, 2019 at 1:40 pm

      Who you calling fake? I’m sure she has a crab recipe to share.

      • Dick LaBone
        August 9, 2019 at 1:54 pm

        She shares crabs every time she spreads her legs…

      • Dick GoZinya
        August 9, 2019 at 1:55 pm

        She shares crabs every time she spreads her legs…

  • EBT Grinch
    August 9, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Yeah I guess you shouldn’t have had three kids then.

    • Batman
      August 9, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      Sadly this generation of welfare lay abouts isn’t concerned with providing for her kids, just give her more free stuff!!!! I wonder what party she is affiliated with??? Hmmmmmm

  • Real_Finn
    August 9, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Marissa Jobless (spelling stays),

    I think you had that post in the chamber and released it too early. Save that one for November.

    What I think you meant to post was one of these:

    “My kids need passes to Canobie Lake park – can you help a single mom out?”
    “My kids need a new AC (3 units please) – can you help a single mom out?”
    “My kids need new clothes for school (brand name only!) – can you help a single mom out?”

    Get Fucked,

  • These MF's are outta control
    August 9, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    You can’t make this stuff up! She is not only lazy, but she lives on our dime. Complete douche

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 9, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Her picture alone has given me advanced ocular cancer.

    In a disoriented haze after seeing it I ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles.

    Next time I go to the toilet, that could spell disaster (for 28 points).

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 9, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      LOL! Excellent

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