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Tom Duggan came through with the greatest hoodrat brawl video we’ve ever seen, featuring some GI Hoe in a denim skirt hitting a couple of Lawrence’s finest over the head with a closed liquor bottle:
That. Was. Awesome.
It sounded like the College World Series. Ping, ping, ping, ping!!
The best part is how she left the top on the bottle for maximum damage. She takes that thing off and the bottle breaks, and she knows it. Then it’s no good. You think this is the first time this trap queen had to stop traffic to smack a couple spunk gobblers over the head with a bottle? Nope. Just another Tuesday commute home from the DTA office.
The video starts with this Masshealth Martinez straight clocking Free Lunch Freddie over the head because he’s beating the shit out of her latest sperm donor….
Down goes Frazier!!
It was actually pretty effective, because her porridge pumper was in a 2 on 1 situation, and the bottle kept one of them at bay so he could establish himself as king of the Mingya Valley.
She respected the fight though, and really only acted like a ref in case things got out of control.
In Lawrence this is what they call a keeper!
After a while it became clear that her chudstuffer had won the fight, and being the loyal sperm sponge that she is she attempted to pull him away by the belt of course…
The best part of the video was when a Dad out for a stroll with his son walks right by and neither seems the last bit fazed to see an all out ratchet brawl holding up rush hour traffic over the Merrimack River.
Pretty standard Tuesday.
Turns out the woman was actually the driver, and she attempted to force Cocaine Carlos back into the car so she could get home in time for Judge Judy.
The most amazing part is how no one honked at them. Because this is pretty much part of your daily rush hour commute in Lawrence. At least no one got shot this time. Progress!
And of course on the way out Cocaine Carlos jumped out of the sunroof to make sure he had the only thing that really mattered – the last word.
God bless you Tom Duggan. I don’t know how you have a nose for finding this sort of debauchery, but I hope it never ends.