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Masslive Sinks To New Low For Journalism By Selling Tickets To Stormy Daniels At Hoodrat Magnet Springfield Strip Club

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HUGE news from Trashlive:

Think of the time we’re living in right now. This is news. Washed up porn star you punched the clown to a couple times back in ought two is traveling to the asshole of Massachusetts to take her clothes off for strangers.

The fact that this woman is well on her way to being a keynote speaker at the 2020 DNC tells you everything you need to know about the current Democratic Party. This might as well be an Elizabeth Warren fundraiser.

Not only that, Masslive actually linked the ticket sales:

They’re acting as a ticket agent for this!! This is the state of the media right now.

I know the left was kind of grasping at straws for a way to bring Trump down, but this is the biggest swing and a miss yet. We all know Trump is a scumbag with no morals. It’s not exactly news that he banged a porn star or cheated on his wife. I assumed he did. His supporters didn’t care about the pussy grabbing tape so they’re obviously not gonna compare about this.

Yet they’re still propping her up like she was somehow victimized in this. She slept with a married man to try to advance her career. This makes her a hooker without a pimp. But it failed, so then she got paid $130K to keep her mouth shut, and she couldn’t do that because she was desperate for more cash. And boy, did she get it. You think if she didn’t fuck Trump she’d be having gang bangers from Holyoke sticking ones in her G-string? Nope. Best career move EVER.

So yea, I can’t say I really blame her. She’s just manipulating the media because she’s smart enough to realize that even a spunk target like her can become a victim in today’s current political climate.

19 Comment(s)
  • The Honorable Mayor
    May 29, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    West Hollywood gave this woman the key to their city. No joke, that giant fucking key that they give out to people. She has one of those.

  • Thanks
    May 29, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    If shes good enough for trump, she is good enough for me! Thanks for the heads up!

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    May 29, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Stop hating TBS. $15 is cheap! What do we get for $30?

    PS: I’m back!


  • John Beattie
    May 29, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    There’s also a regular poster over there called “Offred”. Goes by a bunch of different screen names. “AntiTurtleboy” and many others. A complete and utter loon that changes screen names daily and posts all sorts of stuff.

    Recently, while s/he posted some threats to a judge under the name “John Barron”.

    This serious threat was removed by Masslive staff (John Beatie, jbeattie at who did not ban the user. But, John did ban someone for posting a picture of a disabled person…

    • oinsdfonsdf
      May 29, 2018 at 6:37 pm

      That Offred/Antiturtleboy poster is the biggest SJW you’ll ever see in the world.

      Constantly calling people “racist Trumpsters”, advocating against the second amendment, calling for white people to pay reparations to black people etc…

      I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s actually Didi Delgado.

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    May 29, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Is the hep C vaccination included in the admission fee ? I am asking for a friend

  • Stunt Penis
    May 29, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Now, rather than bitchin’ about this, TB should instead look to exploit this opportunity by requesting an interview, record it, and put it up behind a pay-wall. Only TB has the testicular fortitude to ask the “hard” hitting questions the public wants to know. It’ll generate million$ in revenue.

  • randiguy2006
    May 29, 2018 at 10:49 am

    YOU talking about new lows in journalism….with a straight face?

    So ironical.

    • Randy is a chomo
      May 29, 2018 at 11:06 am

      Yeah, if you call a “low in journalism” busting scammers, thieves, dealers, and child molesters, then Turtleboy is the lowest.

      Then again, you would call that a low in journalism since you’re a fan of child molesters and scammers. You must like when people molest children. Kill yourself and stop bothering us.

    • Yaspar Kyashred
      May 29, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      Actually, that would be “ironic.” Using a fancy derivation of a word, without knowing what it means, makes you a pretentious twit.

  • Spunky
    May 29, 2018 at 10:48 am

    She’s a washed up brackish kiss and tell whore….Acrid & Antibiotic cologne highly recommended.
    Kudos to the real men here who think with their brain!

  • Wash with soap
    May 29, 2018 at 9:07 am

    She’s got to pay for that labiaplasty and anal retread somehow. Take a seat in perv row to see what she’ll do for a wrinkled up dollar bill with lint on it. It’s an easier living than the donkey show she was doing in Tijuana.

  • Quincy Dog Snooper
    May 29, 2018 at 8:39 am

    Are Turtle’s turning gay or something? Are you fucking kiddin me, have you seent his chick suck a cock or take on a crampie reverse cowgirl? Fuck all your politics man, if I can get within a jackoff cumshot to her I AM THERE! Thank you MASSLIVE for letting me know that this exquisite sample of wang dang sweet poontang will be near my neck of the woods. Now I cans ee fags like Brett ot Unlce taking issue with her being near, since their cock hunger knows no bounds, but come on, there’s supposed to be a team of bloggers, ya’ll can’t be right wing hardons and cock munchers? Or can you?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 29, 2018 at 8:56 am

      So if you don’t like herpes, aids, genital warts, and hep C riddled worn out snatch then you are gay?

      Man, I feel sorry for your dick!

    • Bullshit Detector
      May 29, 2018 at 9:36 am

      You sure talk like a faggot who’s trying to act like he likes pussy. You’re not fooling anybody. I bet you let crackheads line up to plow your ass for rocks. As for the leftists who like pussy 20% of the time, they’d fuck a dude if you put a dress on him, and they’ve proven that. Keep pretending, faggot.

    • Bret
      May 29, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      The best part of this abysmally spelled crybaby rant is that you feel the need to validate it by saying my name…
      Pathetically funny,,,but kinda sad.
      I don’t give a shit what slampig goes where son, it don’t effect me. You, though, need to go to shit like this because you’re an unfuckable mess….lol
      Try Harder Chuck, you suck at this

    • A. Regan
      May 30, 2018 at 12:17 am

      Yeah, me, Trump, and Bill Clinton did a three hole show with her. She was good.

  • Sounds about right
    May 29, 2018 at 8:34 am

    A weathered two bit whore that got paid to have sex in a private transaction that involved two consenting adults and violated a non disclosure is the new darling of the left. If she were a young subordinate of a sitting president who succumbed to her bosses advances but did everything possible to protect him after the fact then she’d be getting crucified.

  • SMH
    May 29, 2018 at 8:24 am

    See, times are tough for other online news sites too! If Monica Lewinsky toured with Daniels and both stayed clothed, I would be more tempted to go and hear who was a bigger dick. If Warren joined them, absolutely all stay clothed. Or, they could all join the 21st century and appear on a cam site.

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