Politics

Trump Just Destroyed Our Food Stamp Friday Blogs Wit His Harvest Box Plan

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Current events

Donald Dump Professes- “My Button Is Bigger- AND IT WORKS!”

  Our fearless leader done dunnit again!  Who knew leading a country completely into the shitter could be done…from the…

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Current events

Worst White Supremacist Ever Goes Free My Boi, Busts Three Black Basketball Players From Chinese Prison After Getting Arrested For Shoplifting

Worst White Supremacist Ever Goes Free My Boi, Busts Three Black Basketball Players From Chinese Prison After Getting Arrested For…

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Sports

President Trump Just Treated The Golden State Warriors Like I Deal With My In-Laws

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Current events

Viva la Free Speech and the Myth of White Privilege

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Current events

German SJW Degenerates Attempt To Protest G20 Summit; End Up Getting Blasted With Water Cannons, Tear Gas; Also Get Arrested, Clubbed By Police.

German SJW Degenerates Attempt To Protest G20 Summit; End Up Getting Blasted With Water Cannons, Tear Gas; Also Get Arrested,…

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Mainstream Media Fails

The “Trump Said A Woman Had A Nice Smile” Story Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like For CNN And The Mainstream Media

The “Trump Said A Woman Had A Nice Smile” Story Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like For CNN And The…

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Social Justice Warriors

Kathy Griffin’s Press Conference Blaming Old White Guys And Trump For Silencing Her Is The Biggest Shitshow You’ll Ever See

Kathy Griffin’s Press Conference Blaming Old White Guys And Trump For Silencing Her Is The Biggest Shitshow You’ll Ever See Want…

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Social Justice Warriors

Worcester SJW Trumps Fear With Love By Posting That She Wishes Kathy Griffin Had Really Decapitated President Trump

Worcester SJW Trumps Fear With Love By Posting That She Wishes Kathy Griffin Had Really Decapitated President Trump Want to have…

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Politics

Betsy DeVos Is The Biggest Joke We’ve Ever Seen, But She’s Really No Different Than Arne Duncan And Obama So Stop Pretending You Suddenly Care About Education

Betsy DeVos Is The Biggest Joke We’ve Ever Seen, But She’s Really No Different Than Arne Duncan And Obama So…

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Nudniks

These Are The Diehard Fans The Globe Interviewed Who Said They Weren’t Rooting For The Patriots Because Brady And Belichick Are Friends With Trump

These Are The Diehard Fans The Globe Interviewed Who Said They Weren’t Rooting For The Patriots Because Brady And Belichick…

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Social Justice Warriors

This Is Why We Put Up With The Crazy Things Trump Does – Because Americans Are Sick Of SJW’s At Berkeley Inciting Violence To Crush Free Speech Like Milo’s

This Is Why We Put Up With The Crazy Things Trump Does – Because Americans Are Sick Of SJW’s At…

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Current events

The Fact That We’re Banning Syrian Refugees But Accept Cuban Refugees From A Communist Country Makes No Sense At All

The Fact That We’re Banning Syrian Refugees But Accept Cuban Refugees From A Communist Country Makes No Sense At All…

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Politics

State Senator Eric Lesser, Who Just Gave Himself A 40% Pay Raise, Is Begging Trump For Money For A High Speed Springfield-Boston Train That No One Will Use

State Senator Eric Lesser, Who Just Gave Himself A 40% Pay Raise, Is Begging Trump For Money For A High…

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Current events

Can We Stop Being Surprised Every Time President-Elect Trump Says Crazy Shit He Doesn’t Really Mean On Twitter?

It boggles Turtleboy’s mind that people still act surprised when Donald Trump says crazy shit on Twitter. Want to advertise…

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Facebook

To All My Normal Friends On Facebook Who Are Still Whining: You Are Embarrassing Yourself And You Are So Much Better Than This

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WTF

Woman Abuses Child On Video Because He Voted For President-Elect Donald Trump In Schoolwide Election

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Politics

Whiny Hillary Supporters Are Angry At All The Wrong People

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Social Justice Warriors

Thousands Of Actual Deplorables Are Blocking Traffic To Protest Against Democracy

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Social Justice Warriors

Tracy Novick’s Whiny Tweet About Kids Being Petrified Made It Onto Buzzfeed

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