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Wine Cooler Wendy Is Being Paraded By Rudy Guiliani As An Expert Witness On Voter Fraud And You Simply Must Watch Her Sassy Answers In Front Election Fraud Committee

 

I’m just gonna come out and say something that’s gonna be incredibly unpopular with the MAGA diehards (I am one myself) who follow this blog and will likely threaten to unfollow afterwards – Donald Trump lost the election to Joe Biden and if you’re still fighting this thing you look like a fucking idiot. I’m just here to help, because people come to Turtleboy and expect authentic takes, not undying loyalty to a person or cause. I’m sure there were some elements of voter fraud (dead people voting, votes accepted past the deadline), and I agree that the process is a national embarrassment.

But the fact of the matter is that Joe Biden won because of mail in voting. When you give democrats three months to get people to vote they are gonna get EVERYONE to vote. People who had no intention of voting, who don’t follow any of this shit, and are too lazy to get their ass to the polls on election day. They sent people ballots in the mail in Nevada without them even asking for it, and even paid for the stamps to send them back. Absolutely zero effort was required to vote, they used the bullshit fear porn of commie cold to make this possible, and when you do that you get millions of uninformed voters who all vote democrat.

There was a way to stop this but republicans chose not to – outlaw mail in voting prior to the election. Any state could’ve done this, and everyone knew mail in voting was just a ploy for democrats to get more people to vote. Here’s how the state legislatures in the five swing states that won this election for Biden are composed:

  • Georgia – Governor, House, and Senate controlled by Republicans
  • Pennsylvania – House controlled by Republicans
  • Wisconsin – House and Senate controlled by Republicans
  • Arizona – Governor, House, and Senate controlled by Republicans
  • Michigan – House controlled by Republicans

Arizona and Georgia both had the ability to outlaw mail in voting without any pushback. Wisconsin could’ve passed it through both chambers. Cocaine Mitch has been doing nothing but appointing conservative judges for the last 4 years. Any law outlawing mail in voting would be upheld by his appointments.

Instead they did nothing. Now that the damage has been done they’re clinging to losing strategies that have no chance at all of overturning the election – calling witnesses who saw cheating, pointing out names of dead people who voted, etc. It’s not nearly enough. Trump barely lost Arizona (10K votes), Georgia (15K votes), and Wisconsin (20K votes), but he lost by 150,000 in Michigan and 80,000 in Pennsylvania. They would have to prove indefinitely that at least 75,000 Trump votes in Michigan were changed to Biden. They don’t have that. More importantly wasting your time on this doesn’t fix the problem, which is mail in voting. All Republican priorities at this point should revolve around making it illegal and never, ever, ever allowing it to happen again. You might as well give up if this happens every election.

Anyway, if you thought there was any sort of legitimacy to this, or still believe that the election results are gonna be overturned then you should probably see what’s been happening this week. It began when Donald Trump did this:

Retweeted Shiva. If you don’t know what a lunatic Shiva is then you should probably watch my interview with him, in which he called me a cock sucker several times because I asked him for evidence that he lost by 20% in the Republican Senate primary because over 1 million votes for him went missing.

 

Shiva The Diva Had A Meltdown When I Asked Him Questions About Alleged Voter Fraud, Cried Like A Bitch, And Accused Me Of Sucking Cock

Or watch what he did when Howie Carr questioned him about a domestic violence arrest.

Both Howie and I are conservatives who voted for Trump, and we know that Shiva is a lunatic who should not be elevated by anyone who hopes to be taken seriously. Then right on cue the Trump campaign did just that:

https://twitter.com/michaelbeatty3/status/1333529310930485249

As you can see, Shiva’s evidence that he was cheated was a graph showing that 13,725 people voted in New Bedford, when only 8,914 people “participated.” In reality there are 61,577 registered voters in New Bedford.

But the only thing worse than taking Shiva seriously as a star witness is banking your hopes on this jizz turkey.

Her name is Mellissa Carone from Allen Park, MI. She’s a Trump supporter, failed model, dog filter expert, and duck face enthusiast with a nice set of silicon gerber servers, two poon polyps, and a creepy looking hubby.

According to her LinkedIn bio she’s a Dominion tried IT specialist who got her associated degree in computer/information technology from the University of Michigan after getting her online degree from ITT.

Except none of the University of Michigan campuses offer associates degrees, since it’s a University, not a community college.

She does have a “certificate of completion” from the University of Michigan in her LinkedIn bio though, for completing the incredibly strenuous “cyber awareness challenge.”

But her real specialty is in selling leather belts and Harley Quinn underpants on Pinterest.

And unfortunately Trump’s re-election chances rest entirely on her. For whatever reason Rudy Guiliani, who once guided Americans through 9/11 and was a serious lawyer taken seriously by serious people, has chosen to make her his star witness, and has been parading her around for weeks. Except this look doesn’t sell.

So they threw a pair of glasses on her, made her look 10 years older, and she’s been loving the attention she’s gotten from conservatives and the media.

She claims to be an unbiased whistle blower alerting the world about how she witnessed poll workers run ballots for Biden through Dominion machines dozens of times while she protested and they laughed at her. Then again, she also testified under oath that she had to hide by taking down her social media, but her Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest are all still up and filled with pro-MAGA stuff.

I dunno, something makes me think she might be a little biased. Maybe.

Anyway, she testified yesterday in front of the Michigan House of Representatives, which is controlled by Republicans. And you simply must watch this exchange between her and a Republican State Rep asking her for proof of voter fraud, because I’m pretty sure she’s white girl wasted and in rare form.

“The poll book is completely off.”

“Off by 30,000?”

“I’d say that book is off by over 100K!!

Boom. Roasted.

Any evidence? Nah. She just says so, and she’s an expert with an associated degree from UM, so she must be onto something.

“Why don’t you look at the registered voters on there. How many registered voters are on there? Do you even know the answer to that?”

“I’m trying to get to the bottom of this here.”

“Zero, zero, there’s zero.”

“My question then is….”

“Guess how many, wait, what about, what about, what about the turnout rate? 120%?”

God I love her. She’s alleging that zero of the registered voters at this place are actual registered to vote, and that 120% of them voted. She has nothing to back that up, except for a whole lot of sass and “guess how many” questions. You know things are going great when even Rudy is trying to get you to shut your cock kisser.

“OK there’s two options. Option number one is the poll books aren’t gonna match.”

“They don’t.”

“Not by thousands of votes. That’s not what we see right now.”

“Take a look again.”

“Option number two is they’re filling in names of people who didn’t vote.”

“Dead people too!”

“We’re not seeing the poll books off by 30,000 votes.”

“What did you guys do? Take it and do something crazy to it?”

Checkmate! They thought they could sneak that one by her, but they underestimated the fact that she just KNOWS they “did something crazy to it.”

Not quite sure what it was because she didn’t specify, but you can assure it was crazy.

“I know what I saw, and I signed something that said if I lied I could go to prison. Did you?”

Game. Over.

Biden may as well just give it up at this point.

“Are we saying that the poll book is wildly off or that they’re filling in names?”

“Wildly off. And dead people voted. And illegals voted. So that’s my answer.”

Representative Johnson seemed convinced for sure.

Keep in mind, this is a Republican. He was looking for a reason to believe her. Any reason will do. He was guiding her along, hoping she would have some sort of evidence to back up her claim that 30,000 votes were switched. Her response? Illegals voted. Brilliant.

There was so much more too, and she got even sassier when democrats asked questions. Enjoy.

So yea, if you’re still counting on the Trump legal team to deliver this victory for you then you’re probably gonna be disappointed, because this is the A team. Maybe just outlaw mail in voting so we don’t have to rely on Tammy Tits next time.

 

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124 Comment(s)
  • This article is a dumpsterfire.
    December 7, 2020 at 9:39 am

    So the solution to Trump losing is make it so we outlaw mail in voting thus lowering the ability of people to vote… brilliant.

    Turtleboy just inadvertantly made the point that the left has been saying for years. Only way conservatives win long term is through voter suppression. If more people vote they go the way of progress aka Democrats in 2020.

  • You're welcome
    December 6, 2020 at 2:25 am

    Love that your getting heat from Republicans now and wow dr. Shiva is a fucking child. Lol this blog won’t be lasting much longer. Your pissing off your own racist fan base. I love it. You’re welcome for the click! <3

  • Tim
    December 4, 2020 at 7:25 am

    Glass eyed ho bitch!

  • Stunt Penis
    December 4, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Partially agree and disagree with Uncle here.

    He’s right on one thing: the pandemic was the excuse to get mail-in voting, and mail-in voting effectively allowed the democrats to get Biden elected. Millions of deadbeats who otherwise couldn’t pull themselves off the couch on election day to go vote did in fact vote in this election. And probably 99% of those layabouts voted for a democrat because they think the democrat is going to give them handouts and free pot.

    Trump rally: 25,000 people in an arena. Biden rally: 12 people in cars. Sleepy Joe spent weeks hiding in his basement, while Trump was doing rallies in 5 states in one day. There’s no way possible Trump lost this election to Biden, except for the mail-in voting.

    Plus, there are many examples of, for example, judges overturning state laws and requiring officials to count ballots that weren’t mailed in time, weren’t signed correctly, etc, under the guise of the legal requirement “disenfranchising” voters. While Uncle may blame republicans for not outlawing it, reality is even if they had chances are those same judges who ignored existing state laws would have simply ignored that one as well and mandated mail-in balloting.

    All that being said, there are a *lot* of irregularities in this election which need to be fully investigated. Some of those could, in fact, swing a state like PA from Biden to Trump, because there are tens of thousands of squirrely ballots.

    Unfortunately, all the fruit loops like Shiva and their “mathematical analysis” (which is easily proven bullshit because they use models based on prior elections and you can’t do that because mail-in balloting changes the entire population of voters compared to a regular election) really do not help the situation because the legitimate concerns and examples of election fraud are overshadowed by the nut cases running around like chicken little

    In the end, I think Trump will still lose, because mail-in balloting did him in. Furthermore, this country is seriously fucked right now because the democrats will never, EVER let mail-in balloting go away, because it was so successful in allowing them to get their candidate elected. They will reuse it over and over again. They will manage to ‘steal’ Georgia’s senate seats next though mail-in balloting, and then the great marxist revolution will begin.

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 4, 2020 at 10:20 pm

      ^^^ troll. Shut your mouth already you hoe ass troll. But thatnk you for the clicks!

  • caveman
    December 3, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Well, at least she’s hot……

    • Stunt Penis
      December 4, 2020 at 6:38 am

      you mean her current fatty pics, or the old ones when she was younger?

      once they get fat they never any smaller bro

      Personally I have mixed feelings on her older pictures. Sure, seems to have a nice body, but man her face is really rough in a lot of her pictures. Are you sure she’s not really a tranny?

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 3, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    I dunno Unc, I still think there is a slight chance once Trump takes it to the supreme court. We’ll have to wait and see.

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 3, 2020 at 11:16 pm

      P.S.

      Unc I heard you are looking for a new writer. I think my unique comedic style would be a great match for your page, and the sarcastic wit you are known for. I bet we would make a great writing team. I’m sure you have read all of my comments so let me know what ya think.

      – ST

      • lol bro you're delusional
        December 3, 2020 at 11:24 pm

        calling people sp*cs and n*ggers in the turtleboy comment section isnt a “unique” comedic style its just called being a fucking loser lol

        • Troll Tormentor
          December 4, 2020 at 8:41 am

          Delusional is having conversations with yourself for months on end while pretending to be someone you idolize because they get more attention than you.

          • lol bro you're delusional
            December 4, 2020 at 12:48 pm

            I dunno bro, I would say delusional is thinking what you do is a “unique comedic talent” lmao

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 3, 2020 at 11:35 pm

        ^^^ troll, or had too much to drink tonight. Go to sleep. Thank you for the clicks.

  • :)
    December 3, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Kinda sounds like Sara Palin in the video where she seems less drunk

  • Death match
    December 3, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Who would win?
    Dr. Tits here or Genduso?

  • Fear Mask
    December 3, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    It’s so sad TB has jumped on the cuck bandwagon. At least it will have plenty of company:
    Breitbart, Fox News, Drudge,
    Daily Caller, etc.
    Former Turtle riders, you can find real patriots, not fair-weather friends, on Youtube @ SaltyCracker, and thedonald.win

  • Ed Gein
    December 3, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    If nothing else she must smell better than a wampnog.

  • This just hitting the news feeds
    December 3, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    Sleepy Joe will ask everyone to wear masks for the next 100 days!

    • May 18th was NEVER THE DATE.
      December 3, 2020 at 9:35 pm

      Part of his long dark winter plan. Along with his mandatory 8 week shutdown for all. This is about way more thsn covid folks.
      Wake up. Getting close to Civil War.

      • Bloomberg
        December 3, 2020 at 9:38 pm

        Just the precursor for the great reset. You will be begging us for money and along with this money be willing to obey all our commands
        WE ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO NORMAL

    • Big deal, cellar dwellar
      December 4, 2020 at 1:12 am

      So you have to wear a mask when you leave your mother’s basement to buy more hot pockets, big deal.

      • Sicko
        December 4, 2020 at 10:22 am

        Joe says you still need a mask for incestuous sex with your mom

  • Go Chicago Boons Go
    December 3, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    Chicago gun violence continued to decline with the cooler weather in November, but shootings and murders are still spiking compared with last year.

    Nearly 3,800 primates were shot in Chicago this year through the end of November, compared with about 2,400 shooting victims in the same period last year — a 58% increase.

    Meanwhile, police reported 716 murders through the end of November, a 54% increase from the 464 murders during the same time last year.

    Filthy boons will not get to 1,000 confirmed kills and thats a God Dammed shame. At this point with pathetic boon aim, I would be happy with 800 confirmed kills for the year.
    Lets go boons. Step it up and show us how your prinate life matters. Biden better use some stimulus money to help boons aim better. 2021 should ve a fsr better kill rate year. Kets go boons. Clean up society

    • Laurie Lightfoot
      December 3, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      3800 shootins’, but only 716 got kilt? Da’t ain’t shit you dum mutha fucka.

      • Go Chicago Boons Go
        December 4, 2020 at 10:24 am

        For once we are in agreement.
        I also want more boons dead

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 11:39 pm

      ^^^ troll, but thos one came way before the new troll. Just go walk around without a mask in your beloved downtown Chicago and die already.

      • Go Chicago Boons Go
        December 4, 2020 at 11:15 am

        Ive been walking around without a mask since March bitch.
        Right here in MA.
        Tell liberal pukes like you to get the f out of my face when they wine about wheres your mask even in CVS Shaws Home Depot Lowes etc. Ive got the firepower to back it up so mask pussies get away as soon as ai say get the f out my face botch

        • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
          December 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm

          ^^^^troll and a window licker. To clarify, wear a facemask, that may shield some of the rounds coming your way from downtown. Keep talking like you are Dirty Harry with endless ammo. You probably own a piece of shit Taurus that has been jammed since 2010.

          • Go Chicago Boons Go
            December 4, 2020 at 1:25 pm

            Dont ever confuse me with you bitch. Now get the fck outta my face bitch. 97.9 survivability rate. Wear your mask pink panties and dildo and crouch into fetal position waiting for libturds to tell you what new “science” rule will adversely effect your life. Tbe same so called science rules that they themselves dont follow because they are not scientific or logical you STUPID CUHNT

          • The Authentic......
            December 4, 2020 at 2:16 pm

            Secretary Turtle. You’re having a conversation with the troll you dope. I’m definitely not a mask enthusiast. Or a liberal. And I also haven’t posted anything here since Wednesday. It’s been all troll.

  • Metro's Full Nutsack
    December 3, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    McRib is back, ya’ll!

  • Charlie Parker
    December 3, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Everyone ready for another lockdown? Its coming.

  • Shiva
    December 3, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    You are not an alleged cocksucker.

    YOU ARE A FILTHY COCKSUCKER

  • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
    December 3, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    The only question that really matters:
    This Skank or Genduso?

  • Jewmerica
    December 3, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    The blue lives that supposedly matter are making asses out of themselves in Jew York. This country got way to Jewish/liberal/communists. The Jew and blue lives don’t matter. Sorry the myth is over.

    • You know what does matter?
      December 3, 2020 at 9:07 pm

      The big gooey load I shot all over your mother’s face this morning before my shift.

      -Officer Goldstein.

  • Gene Simmons
    December 3, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    I would like to tongue her small intestine.

  • Richard Ramirez
    December 3, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    I would carry her around the bedroom like a 10 pin bowling ball.

  • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
    December 3, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Everyone throwing dirt at TB, shut your mouths!
    You are here, which means you like TB. He is trying to give a journalistic approach to a matter that it is hard to accept. But at some point we have to throw the towel on this one, and this girl does not help the cause.
    If people do not shut up, we will have to shut down the comments for a while.
    You want to whine, go to the CNN chatr rooms, that is what they do over there!

    • Dude
      December 3, 2020 at 8:34 pm

      That was deff Aidan.

      • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 3, 2020 at 8:46 pm

        ^^^Troll stikes again. BORING. Troll harder. Def wasn’t Aidan and def wasn’t me. But as always, thank you for clicking TBS… again.

        • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
          December 3, 2020 at 9:01 pm

          ^^^ Again the troll everyone. I stand by my original comment. And I am not Aidan, he does not even look at the comments. U am glad to, because we have some crazies tonight. Thanks for the clicks though, you additional 50 clicks a day has double our daily total and we are on our way to breaking a record for the week!

          • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
            December 3, 2020 at 9:18 pm

            Nope. Sorry troll. I actually don’t agree with Aidan on this one. It’s not my job to agree with him on everything. Nice try though. And as always, thank you for supporting local journalism.

          • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
            December 3, 2020 at 11:41 pm

            ^&^ troll. How dumb can you be that you beleieve Inwill not support TB. Go clean toilets or something.

  • Strange Catholic upbringing
    December 3, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Uncle you lost me on this one . She’s a total smoke who would be right at home driving her Rover to Big Y in Holden or to Jed’s to buy batteries for well whatever total smokes buy batteries for , television remotes ? . The way Uncle drools over Leigha you think he’d love this broad . I mean I do . TB spirts just ain’t what what it was . Chick is a total smoke period .

    • Amanda Sawyer
      December 3, 2020 at 8:16 pm

      I am no smoke show but know about batteries.Big Jim black vibrators.

  • Joe Biden
    December 3, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Women like this dont turn up dead in Florida industrial wasteland.

  • Goodbye TB
    December 3, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    This woman risked it all to help expose fraud which could bring down our Republic and this is the best you have? You are human garbage.

    • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 8:23 pm

      Oh yeah, she risked national exposure! The poor skank.
      You are probably one of those creeps that orders used panties, not knowing it is probably Failure Swift that wore them.

      • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 3, 2020 at 8:48 pm

        ^^^Troll.

  • I’m surprised
    December 3, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Gotta give TB credit on this one.

    I told you MAGA retards it was over.

    All Trump had to do was fake some compassion for a month but he couldn’t.

  • Dianna Ploss
    December 3, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Fuck Shiva!

    Why hasn’t Trump answered my phone calls?

    • Bitch Tits Limo Man
      December 3, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Trump doesnt like that fat fuck imposter with the Trump limo that you have been banging on wollaston beach

  • Bayleys Seafood Scarborough Maine
    December 3, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    That clam has got to be a squirter.

    • Kens Place
      December 3, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      how dare you

  • War is coming folks
    December 3, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    My son just got deployed. Over seas classified location. Mark my words. War is looming. Martial law for Xmas. Just wait for it. Also, Aiden you’re a sell-out. You’re no better than Hunter Biden. Kimberly Lynne resembles this sassy patriot. Eat your heart out.

    • Jew war
      December 3, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      The war on terror is finally starting? Let’s hope they don’t send your son to the wrong country like Iraq. Those Jew wars are anti-American.

  • The real ANGRY GIANT
    December 3, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Two weeks ago I mentioned the Paypal stuff, a week ago I told you TB was spiriling out of touch, the he puts this trash.
    I call it at two weeks or by end of year TB will throw the towel and sell what he can and peace out.
    Sorry to see this Unc, you had a good run.

    • ANGRY GIANT
      December 3, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      You will be tracked, and you will be punished. I am the real and the original ANGRY GIANT. You’re only chance is to repent at The Church of The End Times!

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 3, 2020 at 11:46 pm

        ^^^ Troll! We all know Angry giant does not talk like a 2nd grader and that his grammar is at at a 8th grade level (Even Aidan said so on Twiter 2 months ago). You are boring troll. But thank you for the click.

  • Biden’s broken foot
    December 3, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    TB You think democrats got all their people to send in legit votes? You are an absolute clown if you can’t see this was a flat out stolen election. Take a shower and get a job. This lady has more balls than you will ever have. She is standing up for America while you would probably gladly hang you head and be lead into a boxcar.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    December 3, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    I can tell she puts time and effort into her calves.

  • Tom Blackburn
    December 3, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Completely agree that it should be incredibly difficult to vote and that the troops should not be allowed to vote.

  • I is/I are Turtleshim
    December 3, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Hey everyone look at me I’m wearing my pink chunqulats again I just love my pink thong flip flops dont you

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    December 3, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Holy fucking cake up. fuck a pressure washer you would need to soda blast that shit off. What a god damn floozy! her husband is a cuck and you can tell this by his hair cut. he likes watching other men pound her in the anal canal and he is eager to clean it up after. She definitely has crust sores on her lips hpv and anal warts but that’s 93% of the wahhhmen in soyciety today. Her and layya grundlestain must be friends they both pretend to be conservative but just because they gain attention from it.

    • MGTOE Nail Fungus
      December 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm

      cue the banjos

  • The real Secretary Turtle
    December 3, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    I came in peace today on a decent article, even gave TB credit, said I would leave you guys alonee for a bit,
    But, Secretary Turtle still wanted to have the last word, so please thank Secretary for this one

    Ps see you at 9pm

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      ^^^ Whadaya know, it’s the troll again with another snooze cruise of repetitive commentary. But thanks for the click beef stick. And as always, thanks for reading TBS.

  • I is/I are Turtleshim
    December 3, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Hey everyone look at me I’m wearing my pink chunqulats again I just love my pink thong flip flops dont you

  • Biden bought his votes with bribes
    December 3, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Hey idiot. Did you happen to notice on Bidens “President elect” speech. The slew of JEEP wranglers, Cherokees, liberties all “wrangled” (no punn intended, well perhaps) around him on his “victory speech”? Check your facts asshole. I used to think, politically, you had a good head on your shoulders. As you suck in journalism. Now I just think you’re fukkn insane to be quite frank. Do YOUR homework son. Get out of your basement. You are suffering the biden-disease. Far worse than Covid. For fukks sake, get outside and take a damn walk son.

  • Old Tom Morris
    December 3, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Would you bang Kate Peter? I’m talking one timing it. Thumbs up or thumbs down?

  • Trevor Noah
    December 3, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Barney Frank and husband sue Mass. contractor over work at $350,000 beach house in Wells

    • Hot Bottom
      December 3, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      I still love you Barney Fag.

  • Louis Stuhle
    December 3, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    When it was witnessed how Democrats would stop at positively no lengths whatsoever to delegitimize Trump’s win in 2016 and spend over 3 years trying to remove him from office, is it completely nutty to speculate that they hatched the COVID-19 pandemic so that the 2020 Election would be carried out entirely thru mail-in ballots where there was practically no oversight or regulation to speak of?

  • King Richards Faire
    December 3, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Tits McGee

  • Bret Killoran
    December 3, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    The McRib is back and it’s an absolute delight.
    It’s moist as a puss.

  • Peters Auto
    December 3, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Gawd I would hit that

    • Robert O. Peedick
      December 3, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      Me too. With a shovel.

  • Old Tom Morris
    December 3, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Turtleboy calling himself conservative again. Hahaha. There is no bigger proponent for public sector unions than your Uncle T. He is MAD at the Teacher’s Union right now though because those scumbags are using Covid as an excuse so they don’t have to go to work and Aidan has to home school his kids. Hahahahah

    • Young Tom Garfield
      December 3, 2020 at 5:51 pm

      What was it you did for work again Tom?

      • Old Tom Morris
        December 3, 2020 at 6:25 pm

        Oh, I’m sorry, Kate, I thought I had told you. I service your mom and you’re grandma too!

        • Old Tom Morris
          December 3, 2020 at 6:28 pm

          Let me know if you want in on the action, okay, Kate. And don’t forget the cop costume! Mmmmm.

          • Middle Aged Tom Thumb
            December 3, 2020 at 7:32 pm

            Just as I thought Tom

  • BucketNutz
    What really happened
    December 3, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    1. Late on election night, with Trump comfortably ahead, many swing states stopped counting ballots. In most cases, observers were removed from the counting facilities. Counting generally continued without the observers

    2. Statistically abnormal vote counts were the new normal when counting resumed. They were unusually large in size (hundreds of thousands) and had an unusually high (90 percent and above) Biden-to-Trump ratio

    3. Late arriving ballots were counted. In Pennsylvania, 23,000 absentee ballots have impossible postal return dates and another 86,000 have such extraordinary return dates they raise serious questions

    4. The failure to match signatures on mail-in ballots. The destruction of mail in ballot envelopes, which must contain signatures

    5. Historically low absentee ballot rejection rates despite the massive expansion of mail voting. Such is Biden’s narrow margin that, as political analyst Robert Barnes observes, ‘If the states simply imposed the same absentee ballot rejection rate as recent cycles, then Trump wins the election’

    6. Missing votes. In Delaware County, Pennsylvania, 50,000 votes held on 47 USB cards are missing

    7. Non-resident voters. Matt Braynard’s Voter Integrity Project estimates that 20,312 people who no longer met residency requirements cast ballots in Georgia. Biden’s margin is 12,670 votes

    8. Serious ‘chain of custody’ breakdowns. Invalid residential addresses. Record numbers of dead people voting. Ballots in pristine condition without creases, that is, they had not been mailed in envelopes as required by law

    9. Statistical anomalies. In Georgia, Biden overtook Trump with 89 percent of the votes counted. For the next 53 batches of votes counted, Biden led Trump by the same exact 50.05 to 49.95 percent margin in every single batch. It is particularly perplexing that all statistical anomalies and tabulation abnormalities were in Biden’s favor. Whether the cause was simple human error or nefarious activity, or a combination, clearly something peculiar happened

    • Darkzilla
      December 3, 2020 at 5:31 pm

      You have become as rachet as the rachets you cover …happens its just science …

    • Liawatha
      December 3, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      So it was fair and square and we won!

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 3, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    “Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.”
    – Joseph Stalin

  • Captain Quint
    December 3, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    She takes down anal beads like a great white takes down barrels.

    • Greta Thunberg
      December 3, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      How Dare You!!!

      • Chris Tranos
        December 3, 2020 at 6:25 pm

        ever been DPed?

  • ANGRY GIANT
    December 3, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    I prefer bikini shots of Mellisa, as compared to Didi.

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    December 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Bet she has a platinum landing strip.

  • Rudi Guilani
    December 3, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    I was the Mayor of New York City during 9/11…Trump is going down just like WTC Building 7. I’m here to make sure stupid people don’t take good questions seriously.

    Idiots.

  • BucketNutz
    BucketNutz
    December 3, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    (1) Fulton County GA surveillance video from election night is pretty bad/incriminating.
    (2) Supremes will hear Trump’s Pennsylvania case.
    (3) Video of Biden campaign workers bribing Indians to vote with gift cards, TVs, laptops, etc.

    Do I think it’ll overturn results? Probably not.

    But let’s just do away with the charade that “Biden won””. He won the same way Lance Armstrong “won”.

  • Democrats Suck
    December 3, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    It was stolen.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 3, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    She seems like the type of dumpy broad who farts and talks about having to take a shit all the time and gets mad at you for not laughing

  • Bob Murchison
    December 3, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    My scrotum hosted its first Zoom conference today.

  • Highrise hater
    December 3, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Aidan, there will be no “ coming back”, you might as well be Jewish in Germany in 1940 looking forward to you train ride to a resettlement camp. You hear by reinstated on Facebook and Twitter, since you’re losing any semblance of credibility by the hour. I hearby nominate you as the first commissar of the commonwealth! If you had been at bunker hill in 1776, you would have run away and not to fight another day. You’ve done a good job of proving your critics right.

    • Girls will be girls
      December 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm

      I have to agree, I’d like another article where Unc cries about being a “Victim” through the whole thing.
      Whaaaa Facebook won’t show my shitty site, Boohoo Paypal won’t let me lie about my finances, cry, cry cry, Twitter is out to get me, sniffle, sniffle Bristol is trying to destroy my business because I sent her a dick pic…
      For a guy who used to write about how much he hates people playing the victim card he sure does a lot of it.
      Time to sack up, wipe your tears away and get your shit straightened out.

    • Dude
      December 3, 2020 at 4:46 pm

      Mmmmmm you’re a fag

      • Girls will be girls
        December 3, 2020 at 4:51 pm

        What’s your point?

  • Correction
    December 3, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    “Then again, she also testified under oath that she had to hide by taking down her social media, but her Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest are all still up and filled with pro-MAGA stuff.”

    She wasn’t under oath when she said that. Minor correction needed.

    Oh, and, would

  • PFC
    December 3, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    “They sent people ballots in the mail in Nevada without them even asking for it”

    Sending unsolicited mail-in ballots is akin to fraud – it never should have been done, anywhere.

    You add the obvious ease of fraud overnight between 11/3-11/4, the evidence of which is hard to ignore, and you have a huge problem. Now you have 75 million people who feel disenfranchised and untrusting of the system.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Amerika the Dumb
      December 3, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      Which is precisely what the Chinese and Russians wanted. They didn’t even have to actually do anything – the Democrats and the Swamp did all the work for them. Useful idiots. And now they’ve gotten a corrupt politician that is in their pocket “elected” as President. Think Biden gives a shit about freedom from tyranny or peoples’ rights? He’s a lefty and typical politician – he got his and fuck/screw everyone else. The libs have won. America is gone.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Grace's Bicycle Seat
    December 3, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Howie Carr has been saying for weeks Trump will be reelected. All of a sudden they stopped talking about it entirely. Anything to keep the crazies coming back.

    • Howie Fan
      December 3, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      What the fuck are you talking about? I listen to Howie all the time. He never said Trump was definitely going to be reelected. Yes, he’s been talking about all the voter fraud since the election. But he knows it’s a lost cause. We don’t have enough proof. He’s talking about some poll worker seeing suitcases full of Biden ballots under a table right now. Right after the election Howie was saying “keep the faith”, but he’s been saying for weeks that it’s over. He was never trying to give false hope.

  • The Natick Outdoor Store
    December 3, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    She is more than welcome to drop Fudge Dragons in our parking lot.

  • Mr. Wonderful
    December 3, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Bet that winking brown eye is sweeter than honey.

  • Mastiff squint
    December 3, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Hope this gets you back on twitter and Facebook in good standing.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Bill Clinton
    December 3, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    I’d let her do a rolling brownout on my chest.

    • Nancy Pelosi
      December 3, 2020 at 7:02 pm

      Bill, can you get Hillary give me a Cleveland Steamer? I’ll let you watch.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    December 3, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    I would sell my wife into slavery just to watch her starfish puke.

    • Liawatha
      December 3, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      These are the type of comments I will sorely miss when the Turtleboy takes down the comment section.

  • It’s me
    December 3, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    What did I tell you guys from weeks ago. Even TB realizes it was a loss. Hopefully we can pull together and get it back in 24’. Make sure there’s no mail in voting

    • It’s Over
      December 3, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      Doesn’t anyone understand? There will be no ‘24! China owns Biden’s ass, as well as half the Senate and House, big tech, the pharma industry and soon everything else.

  • Medford Pewter Pot
    December 3, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Would turn her into a glazed doughnut.

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    December 3, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    I’ll pass.No Thanks.

  • Larry Nassar
    December 3, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    She passed her pelvic exam.

  • Chief Jay Strongbow
    December 3, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    A nice face full of Indian Pudding.

  • Peter Dinklage
    December 3, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Would

  • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
    December 3, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Troll will slow down now.

    Troll is satisfied you got the balls to tell it like it is.

    Troll just did not like you said the only reason Biden won was because people exercised their right to vote, even if by mail. That runs complety against all your rantings about protecting people’s rights.

    And would.

    • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      ^^^ Hey it’s the troll with more fake news and bad impersonations. Cool schtick dick. But as always, thanks for the click.

  • Luis Barboza's Ghost
    December 3, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    I’ve got a chub.

  • Bob Murchison
    December 3, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    I would gladly accept her Golden Shower.

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