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Social Justice Warriors

Ernst “I Can’t Afford A Vowel” Jean-Jacques’s Pro-Bono Attorney Says The 80 Year Old Woman He Beat Up Should Be Charged With A Hate Crime And Ernst Dindu Nuffin

Uncle Turtleboy / December 16, 2020

  Over the weekend Ernst “I’d buy a vowel but I’m broke as fuck” Jean-Jacques was arrested for punching an…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Wine Cooler Wendy Is Being Paraded By Rudy Guiliani As An Expert Witness On Voter Fraud And You Simply Must Watch Her Sassy Answers In Front Election Fraud Committee

Uncle Turtleboy / December 3, 2020

  I’m just gonna come out and say something that’s gonna be incredibly unpopular with the MAGA diehards (I am…

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Social Justice Warriors

Granqueefa Brigade Attacks Rayla Campbell’s Family As Traumatized Kids Scream At Million MAGA March In DC

Uncle Turtleboy / November 16, 2020

  There was a huge MAGA rally in Washington DC over the weekend, and if you’re on Twitter and following…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Meet My Good Friend Proto, The Crazy MotherF*cker Who Wants To MAGA By Triggering Liberals On I-195 By Climbing The Area’s Most Structural Unsound Piece Of Crap Bridge To Fly A Trump Flag

Uncle Turtleboy / October 4, 2019

As you may or may not know, I’m not a huge fan of President Donald J. Trump. Sorry, just not…

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Nudniks

Lifetime Grifting Criminal Changes Name From Ali Akbar, Teams Up With Shady Bill Pulte, Accuses Mindy Robinson Of Being A Cheating Porn Star, Gets Invited To White House

Uncle Turtleboy / September 24, 2019

  This is Ali Alexander. And he is a grifter extraordinaire. No one knew who this shmuck was until last month…

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Nudniks

Beehive Betsy And Lying LoriAnn Were Exposed By The Easton Police For Lying About Trump T-Shirt Vendor Being Attacked, Double Down And Blame Mainstream Media 

Uncle Turtleboy / September 17, 2019

  Yesterday we called out a reverse fake hate crime after some MAGA folk claimed that an unnamed guy running…

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Social Justice Warriors

Twatzilla Calls Beverly Crossing Guard A “Racist Piece Of Shit” For Wearing “Best Crossing Guard Ever” Hat, Organizes Mob To Get Him Fired, Refuses To Apologize

Uncle Turtleboy / June 14, 2019

  This is Nicole Gendron from Beverly. And as you can see she looks about as fun as genocide. The…

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Social Justice Warriors

Menopausasaurus Stalks, Threatens, And Tells Jewish Guy In MAGA Hat To “Get The Fuck Out Of My Town” Because He’s A Nazi, Tries To Get Him Fired, Gets Fired Instead

Uncle Turtleboy / April 5, 2019

  Our friend Mindy Robinson had one of the most savage SJW takedowns this week, of a woman is without…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Daily Beast Gastropotamus Insists The Patriots Are The Official Team Of White Nationalism, It’s A Shame These People Keep Losing Their Jobs

Uncle Turtleboy / February 4, 2019

The Patriots are the Super Bowl champs. Again. And according to The Daily Beast’s Corbin Smith we are officially the…

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Turtleboy Investigates

The Jussie Smollett Attempted Lynching By Trump Supporters Is One Of The Most Fantastic Works Of Fiction I’ve Ever Heard But It Fits The Narrative So It Doesn’t Matter

Uncle Turtleboy / January 30, 2019

To read this blog on our new ad free site TBDailyNews.com click here. Yesterday morning TMZ broke a story about…

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Mainstream Media Fails

The Native American Elder From Viral Video Is A World Class Douchebag Who Provoked An Incident With A Group Of Kids And Then Played The Victim

Uncle Turtleboy / January 20, 2019

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…

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Social Justice Warriors

SJW Latina Cheesehog Who Stole A MAGA Hat And Had A Meltdown Was Once A Hot Chick But This Is What A Year On A College Campus Does To A Person

Uncle Turtleboy / September 29, 2017

SJW Latina Cheesehog Who Stole A MAGA Hat And Had A Meltdown Was Once A Hot Chick But This Is…

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Social Justice Warriors

This Kid Surrounded By An Angry Mob Calling Him A Nazi And Punching Him Because Of A Hat Is Why Turtleboy Chooses To Pen Anonymously 

Uncle Turtleboy / August 20, 2017

This Kid Surrounded By An Angry Mob Calling Him A Nazi And Punching Him Because Of A Hat Is Why…

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