As you may or may not know, I’m not a huge fan of President Donald J. Trump. Sorry, just not my idea of ideal leadership – feel free to attack me in the comments below. I sustain myself off hate and caffeine anyway, so every time you call me “Fat sluck antifacuck bristol turtlecunt” or whatever, I just grow stronger. And I’m all for freedom of speech and dissenting viewpoints, because this is America, dammit.
That being said I’m also not a complete childish moron (only half of one), and I can agree to disagree. So I have plenty of friends who run the gamut from staunch Trump supporters to those who don’t give a fuck about a vote, unless it’s for Pedro:
I only stay away from Sovereign citizens, most flat earthers, copblock cucks, Antifa betas and feminists. Everyone else is qualified to end up on my Christmas card list. That’s just how I roll. Regardless of how they’re voting, I love all my friends dearly.
And because I’m certifiably fucking insane, when my friends inevitably do crazy sh*t and send it to me on film, it delights me in a completely non-partisan way. Who doesn’t enjoy watching a lovable crazy bastard doing something insanely dangerous and stupid in the name of pissing off overly sensitive snowflakes on the highway?
Take for instance this stunt my dear friend Derek Stephen Proto recently pulled on the death trap of an old bridge off Interstate I-195 East. Yeah, he maybe could died while his gruff-voiced friend I’ve dubbed “Rhody Ron” did the fahking narration from the ground. Sure, he may look like a bit of a dumb asshole. But, you know what? Deal with it, bro; he did it in the name of truth, freedom, justice, and the American dream – and hopefully a nice steak dinner with #45. Definitely some triggered liberals cried their way through the morning commute.
Please send this to President Trump – Derek Proto may not be the hero we all deserve, or even the one we need, but this video is pretty fucking epic in my humble opinion, and he may have made a pink pussy hat or two driving down I-195 on their way to Provincetown in their Toyota Prius or Jeep Liberty cry salty tears of rage before going to attend a drum circle in the sand dunes in solidarity for all the non-binary gay seals. Or whatever they’re saving this month. He deserves a shoutout from the POTUS. Certainly more than I do, anyway. Let’s make this happen. For ‘Merica.
What are the odds his little stunt hastened the demolition plans for the bridge now that it’s caught Trump Derangement Syndrome, I wonder? What a fahking public service, ked. Enjoy!
Derek Proto is an idiot, always has been and always will be.
I went to college with this kid he has like 6 degrees lmao
So far, I only got through your intro. Love you Bristol!
Instead of saying ‘you’ are not a fan of President Trump, how about say I’m not a fan of politics?.?… Other than that you need to order another pair of Schiff-fer-brains signed knee-pads. I’ve given $ here recently, won’t be doing that again. Good luck.
hahaha dude youre fucking pathetic
Crawl back under your rock, ‘shit-fof-brains.’
Why are you still reading TBS, snowflake? Any opinion that differs from your own makes you clutch your pearls and run away? How long have you been a rider – two weeks?
TBS will not crumble due to your lack of donations, you self righteous prick.
Trump supporter for reasons not related to traditional leadership am I. Despite your Trump hating anti-#MAGA stance….you complete me. Heart emoji.
This great American knows his flag etiquette
3.5% unemployment, no new wars, cheap gas and you are not a fan Bristol? WTF
The best part of the video is the motel behind the bridge where I fucked my ex mistress. I highly recommend the place!
Please give the U.S another 4 years Republican!! Obama for 8 straight bent us over!
I seriously think Trump should use this in an ad campaign!!!
This video was awe inspiring…such an amazing job!
If I didn’t know before watching it I would have said it was professionally done by A-List Hollywood producers.
Bristol I still love you. Regardless on your political beliefs. Awesome video!
great place for spring striped bass, on one of the block wall someone spray painted”toey as a roman sandal”
Well done video. I’m no Trump fan, but cred where it’s due. These two should make a channel just putting Trump flags in impossible places.
I’d watch that before Josh Assburns bullshit.
Now imagine it was a Warren sign.
Still feel the same folks?
What’s your point? If someone did this with a Warren sign, i guess i’d laugh because doing something as reckless and dangerous as this seems out of character for the ultra-lib milquetoast intellectual Warren crowd. So it would just be funny for a different reason.
Wasn’t a Trump guy, still not. Believe it comes from hate of everything N Y, including their accent and sports teams.
However, I do find Trump is the right man for our times to combat the insanity of the left; men competing against girls, Antifa violence , word and thought police, politicization of sports etc…
For years we have had to remain quiet to the domineering leftist culture OR ElSE ! Not since Trump. Like me , many millions of others feel the same way, we will take Trump as bitter medicine to cure this disease of extreme leftist politics and culture.
Can someone, somewhere, somehow lead me to where I can download that Trump synthwave? It would be amazing to blast it from my car while traveling through Cambridge, Somerville, Brookline, Newton and any other crazy lib towns I have to drive around in for work.
Repeal the 19th amendment so stupid, emotional cunts can’t vote.
Your stupidity is showing…you might want to tuck that away.
Someone with a brain
Go vote for the baby killing, open borders, race baiting, big government democrats and ruin the country. So liberal! You stupid cunt.
Your stance on the 19th amendment is about as well informed as third wave feminism. Neither are remotely logical. Not all women vote Democrat.
Eat a bag of dicks.
Most females are low information voters and most vote democrat. They buy into leftist propaganda and the lame stream media talking points. That’s how the stupid cunts vote. Repeal the 19th Amendment and Make America Great Again.
That video was excellent and I can tell you, SITTING here watching, I felt uneasy; like I was up there.
Crazy bastard!! I love it!
I like this guy Proto. And I would never call you “Fat sluck antifacuck bristol turtlecunt” for your anti-MAGA stance. Because you’re pretty freaking hot IMO. I might say something like “send her back! (to Taunton).” But i’d be smiling as i said it.
Next up? The Tobin, the Sagamore, the Bourne, etc.
Honestly, though, Bristol….you should have kept this kid anonymous. No doubt several snowflake types have already ratted him out.
Anytime you can piss off anti-Trump people I’m all in.
I am all in and out of a job
He did it…that crazy sonofabitch actually did it!
Confucius say, woman who flies plan upside down under bridge have crack up.
Man who not poop for many days must deal with backlog.
This video has a lot going for it; urban exploring, aerial photography, railroad infrastructure, all of which I like.
And on top of all that, it is well done, fantastic coordination between ground and air footage, my compliments.
That out of the way – major risk of life and limb!
Lee Ho like to Bridge the gap.
That Yangtze, Ho that Yangtze?
When are you going to post the Brockton full chimp out video that shows 100s of third worlders causing mayhem and attacking the police.
I loved watching pedro get his ass whupped after fucking with popo
Build a Bridge…
And get over it!
Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Again… fucking funny fake Finn. Fucking funny.
Fake Finn is underwhelming. Actual Finn is honestly less interesting.
I agree. But the thought of fake Finn making it look like real Finn said he “Would” (as in real Finn is gay) is childish humor.
I like childish humor.
That’s funny as hell
Dear Antifags. Take note he didn’t cover his face.
It’s not about whether you like Trump or not. Just important to understand that while he is a complete boob, he is getting the job done and is infinitely better than some low-IQ Democrat that is trying to further ruin this country. He is single-handedly destroying the Democratic party and his positive contributions there will benefit our country for years and years to come.
Anybody that like Hillary Clinton should shoot and/or hang themselves.
The jump cuts and music make it feel like an 80’s movie montage. I bet this kid went home, ate an entire box of mac n cheese, got a solid night of sleep and the next day overcame whatever mental obstacle was in his way. Then everyone went to the dance that night and broke out in a choreographed dance routine. Must’ve been awesome.
How did they get all the up above pix? Drone?
Ease up OBB. Yeah if the site was full of this stuff I’d move on. But it only happens here and there, and folks like Bristol are solidly consistently reporting, seems only right to allow an indulgence here and there. Clearly its important to her.
It’s ‘run the gamut’. The GAMUT! For fuck’s sake. I’m normally a fan, but what’s the point of this oddly self-serving article?
Because I thought this video was hilarious, I wanted to plug/share it, but pretending that I was pro-Trump seemed disingenuous – hence the disclaimer. Sorry if it comes off as sort of self-indulgent. I just want this guy to make more ridiculous content like this if we’re being honest.
All right. Respect!
Come on Bris, who the fuck DO you support if not Trump?
Keep America Great Again