Smiles And Sunshine

Meet My Good Friend Proto, The Crazy MotherF*cker Who Wants To MAGA By Triggering Liberals On I-195 By Climbing The Area’s Most Structural Unsound Piece Of Crap Bridge To Fly A Trump Flag

As you may or may not know, I’m not a huge fan of President Donald J. Trump. Sorry, just not my idea of ideal leadership – feel free to attack me in the comments below. I sustain myself off hate and caffeine anyway, so every time you call me “Fat sluck antifacuck bristol turtlecunt” or whatever, I just grow stronger. And I’m all for freedom of speech and dissenting viewpoints, because this is America, dammit.

That being said I’m also not a complete childish moron (only half of one), and I can agree to disagree. So I have plenty of friends who run the gamut from staunch Trump supporters to those who don’t give a fuck about a vote, unless it’s for Pedro:

I only stay away from Sovereign citizens, most flat earthers, copblock cucks, Antifa betas and feminists. Everyone else is qualified to end up on my Christmas card list. That’s just how I roll. Regardless of how they’re voting, I love all my friends dearly.

And because I’m certifiably fucking insane, when my friends inevitably do crazy sh*t and send it to me on film, it delights me in a completely non-partisan way. Who doesn’t enjoy watching a lovable crazy bastard doing something insanely dangerous and stupid in the name of pissing off overly sensitive snowflakes on the highway?

Take for instance this stunt my dear friend Derek Stephen Proto recently pulled on the death trap of an old bridge off Interstate I-195 East. Yeah, he maybe could died while his gruff-voiced friend I’ve dubbed “Rhody Ron” did the fahking narration from the ground. Sure, he may look like a bit of a dumb asshole. But, you know what? Deal with it, bro; he did it in the name of truth, freedom, justice, and the American dream – and hopefully a nice steak dinner with #45. Definitely some triggered liberals cried their way through the morning commute.


Please send this to President Trump – Derek Proto may not be the hero we all deserve, or even the one we need, but this video is pretty fucking epic in my humble opinion, and he may have made a pink pussy hat or two driving down I-195 on their way to Provincetown in their Toyota Prius or Jeep Liberty cry salty tears of rage before going to attend a drum circle in the sand dunes in solidarity for all the non-binary gay seals. Or whatever they’re saving this month. He deserves a shoutout from the POTUS. Certainly more than I do, anyway. Let’s make this happen. For ‘Merica.


What are the odds his little stunt hastened the demolition plans for the bridge now that it’s caught Trump Derangement Syndrome, I wonder? What a fahking public service, ked. Enjoy!

53 Comment(s)
  • Smerp
    October 14, 2019 at 7:59 am

    Derek Proto is an idiot, always has been and always will be.

    • Tony
      November 8, 2019 at 6:01 pm

      I went to college with this kid he has like 6 degrees lmao

  • Kim Wescott
    October 8, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    So far, I only got through your intro. Love you Bristol!

  • John
    October 5, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Instead of saying ‘you’ are not a fan of President Trump, how about say I’m not a fan of politics?.?… Other than that you need to order another pair of Schiff-fer-brains signed knee-pads. I’ve given $ here recently, won’t be doing that again. Good luck.

    • king battyhole
      October 6, 2019 at 12:15 am

      hahaha dude youre fucking pathetic

    • Kim Wescott
      October 9, 2019 at 12:28 am

      Crawl back under your rock, ‘shit-fof-brains.’

      Why are you still reading TBS, snowflake? Any opinion that differs from your own makes you clutch your pearls and run away? How long have you been a rider – two weeks?

      TBS will not crumble due to your lack of donations, you self righteous prick.

  • Ben Dover
    Ron Burgandy
    October 5, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Trump supporter for reasons not related to traditional leadership am I. Despite your Trump hating anti-#MAGA stance….you complete me. Heart emoji.

  • Uncle Sam
    October 5, 2019 at 11:14 am

    This great American knows his flag etiquette

  • fuckface O'reilly
    October 5, 2019 at 10:42 am

    3.5% unemployment, no new wars, cheap gas and you are not a fan Bristol? WTF

  • Massholio
    October 5, 2019 at 9:39 am

    The best part of the video is the motel behind the bridge where I fucked my ex mistress. I highly recommend the place!

  • Fuck warren
    October 5, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Please give the U.S another 4 years Republican!! Obama for 8 straight bent us over!

  • SassySwede
    October 4, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    I seriously think Trump should use this in an ad campaign!!!
    This video was awe inspiring…such an amazing job!
    If I didn’t know before watching it I would have said it was professionally done by A-List Hollywood producers.

  • Josh Jasie
    Trucker Turtle
    October 4, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Bristol I still love you. Regardless on your political beliefs. Awesome video!

  • steamroller of life keeps moving
    October 4, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    great place for spring striped bass, on one of the block wall someone spray painted”toey as a roman sandal”

  • WeRFucked
    October 4, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Well done video. I’m no Trump fan, but cred where it’s due. These two should make a channel just putting Trump flags in impossible places.
    I’d watch that before Josh Assburns bullshit.

  • Duh.
    October 4, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Now imagine it was a Warren sign.

    Still feel the same folks?

    • Turtz McGurtz
      October 4, 2019 at 4:40 pm

      What’s your point? If someone did this with a Warren sign, i guess i’d laugh because doing something as reckless and dangerous as this seems out of character for the ultra-lib milquetoast intellectual Warren crowd. So it would just be funny for a different reason.

  • Bitter Clinger
    October 4, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Wasn’t a Trump guy, still not. Believe it comes from hate of everything N Y, including their accent and sports teams.
    However, I do find Trump is the right man for our times to combat the insanity of the left; men competing against girls, Antifa violence , word and thought police, politicization of sports etc…
    For years we have had to remain quiet to the domineering leftist culture OR ElSE ! Not since Trump. Like me , many millions of others feel the same way, we will take Trump as bitter medicine to cure this disease of extreme leftist politics and culture.

  • Kat
    October 4, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Can someone, somewhere, somehow lead me to where I can download that Trump synthwave? It would be amazing to blast it from my car while traveling through Cambridge, Somerville, Brookline, Newton and any other crazy lib towns I have to drive around in for work.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 4, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Repeal the 19th amendment so stupid, emotional cunts can’t vote.

    • Oh fuck right off
      October 5, 2019 at 3:00 pm

      Your stupidity is showing…you might want to tuck that away.
      Someone with a brain

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        October 5, 2019 at 6:16 pm

        Go vote for the baby killing, open borders, race baiting, big government democrats and ruin the country. So liberal! You stupid cunt.

        • Oh fuck right off
          October 6, 2019 at 8:05 am

          Your stance on the 19th amendment is about as well informed as third wave feminism. Neither are remotely logical. Not all women vote Democrat.

          Eat a bag of dicks.

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Old Tom Morris
            October 6, 2019 at 9:07 am

            Most females are low information voters and most vote democrat. They buy into leftist propaganda and the lame stream media talking points. That’s how the stupid cunts vote. Repeal the 19th Amendment and Make America Great Again.

  • Furious Styles
    October 4, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    Jesus Christ!

    That video was excellent and I can tell you, SITTING here watching, I felt uneasy; like I was up there.

    Crazy bastard!! I love it!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 4, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    I like this guy Proto. And I would never call you “Fat sluck antifacuck bristol turtlecunt” for your anti-MAGA stance. Because you’re pretty freaking hot IMO. I might say something like “send her back! (to Taunton).” But i’d be smiling as i said it.

  • BucketNutz
    October 4, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Next up? The Tobin, the Sagamore, the Bourne, etc.
    Honestly, though, Bristol….you should have kept this kid anonymous. No doubt several snowflake types have already ratted him out.

  • Hugh Mungous
    October 4, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Anytime you can piss off anti-Trump people I’m all in.
    KAG 2020

    • National Grid Guy
      October 4, 2019 at 3:09 pm

      I am all in and out of a job

  • tooky
    October 4, 2019 at 11:45 am

    He did it…that crazy sonofabitch actually did it!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 4, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Confucius say, woman who flies plan upside down under bridge have crack up.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Lee Phuk
      October 4, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      Man who not poop for many days must deal with backlog.

  • Crook Point Bascule Bridge
    October 4, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This video has a lot going for it; urban exploring, aerial photography, railroad infrastructure, all of which I like.

    And on top of all that, it is well done, fantastic coordination between ground and air footage, my compliments.

    That out of the way – major risk of life and limb!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 4, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Lee Ho like to Bridge the gap.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Lee Phuk
      October 4, 2019 at 4:22 pm

      That Yangtze, Ho that Yangtze?

  • We Need Trump And Everyone Knows It
    October 4, 2019 at 10:42 am

    When are you going to post the Brockton full chimp out video that shows 100s of third worlders causing mayhem and attacking the police.
    I loved watching pedro get his ass whupped after fucking with popo

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 4, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Build a Bridge…
    And get over it!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Lee Phuk
      October 4, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion.

  • Real_Finn
    October 4, 2019 at 10:32 am


    • WeRFucked
      October 4, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      Again… fucking funny fake Finn. Fucking funny.

      • Dr Girlfriend
        October 4, 2019 at 9:31 pm

        Fake Finn is underwhelming. Actual Finn is honestly less interesting.

        • WeRFucked
          October 5, 2019 at 7:26 am

          I agree. But the thought of fake Finn making it look like real Finn said he “Would” (as in real Finn is gay) is childish humor.
          I like childish humor.

  • Trump 2020
    October 4, 2019 at 10:32 am

    That’s funny as hell

  • Dr. John
    October 4, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Dear Antifags. Take note he didn’t cover his face.

  • Crispy C
    October 4, 2019 at 10:11 am

    It’s not about whether you like Trump or not. Just important to understand that while he is a complete boob, he is getting the job done and is infinitely better than some low-IQ Democrat that is trying to further ruin this country. He is single-handedly destroying the Democratic party and his positive contributions there will benefit our country for years and years to come.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      October 4, 2019 at 2:09 pm

      Anybody that like Hillary Clinton should shoot and/or hang themselves.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 4, 2019 at 10:11 am

    #MAGA baby.

  • hank
    October 4, 2019 at 10:04 am

    The jump cuts and music make it feel like an 80’s movie montage. I bet this kid went home, ate an entire box of mac n cheese, got a solid night of sleep and the next day overcame whatever mental obstacle was in his way. Then everyone went to the dance that night and broke out in a choreographed dance routine. Must’ve been awesome.

  • Betty Ford
    October 4, 2019 at 9:58 am

    How did they get all the up above pix? Drone?

    Ease up OBB. Yeah if the site was full of this stuff I’d move on. But it only happens here and there, and folks like Bristol are solidly consistently reporting, seems only right to allow an indulgence here and there. Clearly its important to her.

  • Officer Biff Buff
    October 4, 2019 at 9:46 am

    It’s ‘run the gamut’. The GAMUT! For fuck’s sake. I’m normally a fan, but what’s the point of this oddly self-serving article?

    • October 4, 2019 at 10:02 am

      Because I thought this video was hilarious, I wanted to plug/share it, but pretending that I was pro-Trump seemed disingenuous – hence the disclaimer. Sorry if it comes off as sort of self-indulgent. I just want this guy to make more ridiculous content like this if we’re being honest.

      • Officer Biff Buff
        October 4, 2019 at 11:59 am

        All right. Respect!

      • Corinth Arkadin
        October 5, 2019 at 12:30 pm

        Come on Bris, who the fuck DO you support if not Trump?

        Keep America Great Again

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