As you may or may not know, I’m not a huge fan of President Donald J. Trump. Sorry, just not my idea of ideal leadership – feel free to attack me in the comments below. I sustain myself off hate and caffeine anyway, so every time you call me “Fat sluck antifacuck bristol turtlecunt” or whatever, I just grow stronger. And I’m all for freedom of speech and dissenting viewpoints, because this is America, dammit.
That being said I’m also not a complete childish moron (only half of one), and I can agree to disagree. So I have plenty of friends who run the gamut from staunch Trump supporters to those who don’t give a fuck about a vote, unless it’s for Pedro:
I only stay away from Sovereign citizens, most flat earthers, copblock cucks, Antifa betas and feminists. Everyone else is qualified to end up on my Christmas card list. That’s just how I roll. Regardless of how they’re voting, I love all my friends dearly.
And because I’m certifiably fucking insane, when my friends inevitably do crazy sh*t and send it to me on film, it delights me in a completely non-partisan way. Who doesn’t enjoy watching a lovable crazy bastard doing something insanely dangerous and stupid in the name of pissing off overly sensitive snowflakes on the highway?
Take for instance this stunt my dear friend Derek Stephen Proto recently pulled on the death trap of an old bridge off Interstate I-195 East. Yeah, he maybe could died while his gruff-voiced friend I’ve dubbed “Rhody Ron” did the fahking narration from the ground. Sure, he may look like a bit of a dumb asshole. But, you know what? Deal with it, bro; he did it in the name of truth, freedom, justice, and the American dream – and hopefully a nice steak dinner with #45. Definitely some triggered liberals cried their way through the morning commute.
Please send this to President Trump – Derek Proto may not be the hero we all deserve, or even the one we need, but this video is pretty fucking epic in my humble opinion, and he may have made a pink pussy hat or two driving down I-195 on their way to Provincetown in their Toyota Prius or Jeep Liberty cry salty tears of rage before going to attend a drum circle in the sand dunes in solidarity for all the non-binary gay seals. Or whatever they’re saving this month. He deserves a shoutout from the POTUS. Certainly more than I do, anyway. Let’s make this happen. For ‘Merica.
What are the odds his little stunt hastened the demolition plans for the bridge now that it’s caught Trump Derangement Syndrome, I wonder? What a fahking public service, ked. Enjoy!