Gorge Washington Who Called Attorney General’s Office On State Police For Posting On Facebook Is A Pediatrician From Spencer Who Works For UMass


Yesterday we published a blog about a woman who alerted the Attorney General’s Office after the State Police posted on Facebook about how they’d previously provided security for presidents of all political parties.

It looked like she worked in healthcare, but we didn’t have a name for the lovely lady who walks into the beauty parlor and says, “give me the George Washington haircut.”

Now we do have name though. Meet Dr. Heather E. Finlay-Morreale.

She’s a pediatrician.

I’m not quite sure how anyone this stupid can become a doctor, but personally I’d be skeptical about putting the health of my crotch fruits in the hands of a woman who seems to think that the state police can’t post about providing security for presidents in 1961 on their Facebook page. Just sayin.




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73 Comment(s)
  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 13, 2020 at 7:51 pm


  • Carlost
    November 6, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    The picture of her in the wife beater showing her cleavage on her disgusting fat tits would make you vomit

  • North of the Border
    November 5, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    Draft Kings says the over/under on cats she owns is currently at 6.5.

    Bet this bitch buys box wine by the truckload and binges Lifetime Network.

    0/10 would not hit. Not even worth of being called a “Slump Buster.” (5 points to whoever gets THAT reference.)

  • Aidans Mom
    November 5, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Whatever happened to that Red Wave? Starting to figure out that you don’t grow your audience by shouting into the echo chamber for 4 years?

  • Observer X
    November 5, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Hey Heather, how do you know the State Police weren’t projecting ahead and referencing protecting the next POTUS: your hero, feeble-minded Joe Biden?

  • Leftism Corodes Culture
    November 5, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Massachusetts Patriots, we are not going to be able to vote ourselves out of the Democratic stronghold in this state. Stronger, more universal action is required!

    Imagine telling on someone because you “believe” Mass is a battleground state? They are fully aware it isn’t and want us destroyed forever. These are not reasonable people and can’t be reasoned with.

    • Massholio
      November 6, 2020 at 7:30 am

      Republicans got 37% of the vote. Pretty shocking for this commie state. Hopefully that will keep improving.

  • randiguy2006
    Thank god...
    November 5, 2020 at 10:07 am

    President Biden will stop this nonsense.

    • Revolution
      November 6, 2020 at 1:35 pm

      Haha Biden has dementia you stupid fuck, he doesn’t even know what day it is. We are fucked.

  • Doh!
    November 5, 2020 at 10:06 am

    “I’m not quite sure how anyone this stupid can become a doctor”

    Yeah, cuz you need to be wicked smaht to be a failed teacher, basement blogger.

  • Santa Claus
    November 5, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Fat people are supposed to be jolly! Turn that frown upside down, doctor, and I’ll leave two glazed hams in your stocking this year.

    November 5, 2020 at 9:50 am

    People she’s a fat fuck because she trying eat her low self esteem , loneliness and the face that makes dicks go limp instantly…it endless cycle …Fatty it’s not Sate Police fault you have all these emotions …get professional help .

  • Heelsup
    November 5, 2020 at 8:31 am

    I hope you harris supporters do not have loved ones fighting overseas in afghanistan. Never forget it was newly elected democrats whose first action was to cut all funding for the vietnam war; while there were still thousands of American Soldiers there.

  • TRUMP2020
    November 5, 2020 at 7:45 am

    Looks like GA and PA to Biden. Klanhood Karl is LOSING IT on the live stream. Still wearing his Trump 2020 shirt and waving a .357 around.

  • This Woman
    November 5, 2020 at 7:40 am

    Has done more with her life than any of you.

    • Dr Donut
      November 5, 2020 at 8:06 am

      Especially at an all you can eat buffet

    • Woodsie
      November 5, 2020 at 10:04 am

      If ending up turtle boy famous and being the face of a unhealthy lifestyle.

    • Harry Balz
      November 6, 2020 at 12:23 pm

      I wonder why when there is a shortage of physicians she is “welcoming new patients.”

  • Archangel of Revolution
    November 5, 2020 at 7:35 am

    The same State Police that hired the racist piece of shit from earlier?

    “Oh we didn’t know he was racist! He was fine to hire! Outstanding citizen- a good representative of our people!”

    You guys are jokes.

    • Kate peter
      November 5, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      Nothing wrong at all about calling a spade a spade.

  • Paging Dr. Slob
    November 5, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Never trust a Dr that cuts her own hair…in the dark

  • Lock her up
    November 5, 2020 at 7:26 am

    For filing a false report of a “crime” and wasting resources. Actually, the ag wastes resources 24/7 on TDS, nevermind.

    Keep the faith, Trump can still win this, four more years of TDS.

  • George Washington's Wooden Teeth
    November 5, 2020 at 5:23 am

    I wouldn’t let her care for my goldfish, never mind my crotch fruit.

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 4, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Wonder what she got on her SATs besides barbeque sauce.

    • Fatty Mc Fatagain
      November 5, 2020 at 8:19 am

      BBQ sauce. You win the internet!

      • Guinea Geisha
        November 5, 2020 at 4:07 pm

        Awwwe. Thank you 😉

  • dough bro
    November 4, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Damn! I didn’t know that ukulele playing dude Tiny Tim was still alive?

  • Do The Reich Thing
    November 4, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    I just found 1 billion votes for Biden in the Warren’s tee pee, which state needs them? Gonna love watching these people have no one to blame but themselves when their retirement, their home values, their jobs, etc turn to shit. I was bored with peace and prosperity for the last 4 years. I want to go back to misery of the prior 8.

    • North of the Border
      November 5, 2020 at 9:43 pm

      None of these fuckers remember the Misery Index back in the 70’s and Jimmuh getting on TV and telling us to “put on a sweater”.

      Ah, good times.

  • Tuuka
    November 4, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    I have a condition called dysautonimia which leads to shortness of breath and problems w heat and exertion.

    • Tuuka
      November 4, 2020 at 9:34 pm

      You are a fat fucking slob. Has to be 350. I am no doctor but your condition is due to you being a PIG. Grab another cheeseburger and shake and leave the MSP alone.

  • Judge dread
    November 4, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Can you imagine a overweight doctor telling a parent’s kid you need to eat more fruit and veggies, avoid that sodium and the processed meats… Then she eats the most fatty meats available that day.

    What a piece of shit. When I tell people I dislike certain types of doctors THIS IS THE DOCTOR I’M TALKING ABOUT.

  • Knock the boots
    November 4, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    She’s right. Electioneering by the police is illegal. Aren’t we all about Law and Order? Speaking of Law and Order, will Donny face charges once he is forced to leave office after he gets trounced by Biden? Even Sleepy Joe knocked Trump out of the box!

    • Excited About Your Own Demise
      November 4, 2020 at 9:54 pm

      Sleepy joe didnt do anything.
      Enjoy the derp state sabotage for now. Your standsrd of living is going to third world too.

    • Done with this shit
      November 5, 2020 at 8:46 am

      Only they weren’t electioneering- because they specifically didn’t mention either person on the ballot. Sleepy joe didn’t knock anyone out- it’s foolish to assume that. Especially since he’ll be subject to the same scrutiny and hatred as trump was. biden’s not strong enough to survive it. The riots will continue, cities will burn, and democrats will sit back and do nothing. Why would you want that?

  • If Side Show Bob...
    November 4, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    … was a morbidly obese troll. Would you take medical advice from that? Neither would I

  • Gimme a break
    November 4, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Unless you are a surgeon or a trauma doc, what do you need to know? The nurses give the shots, take the temps, blood pressure, and history. Doctors are not starting IVs trust me.
    People act like doctors are some kind of god, they are not. They take pretty much the same classes as an RN, education wise, but do more practical things in a hospital setting to advance. They have a license to dispense meds and that gives them power. Big deal. Crack open the Physician’s Desk Reference. What, you think these people actually KNOW all this stuff? You think this woman could perform surgery? Please.
    Doctors nowadays are really just glorified pill pushers anyway.

    • I'm not a doctor
      November 5, 2020 at 10:25 am

      But I know a thing or two about getting into med school and becoming one. Doctors have to pass organic chem in undergrad, which no nurses ever have to do. Then like 99% of them get filtered out by their GPA and MCAT and don’t even get into med school and the 1% who do get put through the ringer in their schooling, residency, etc. I would rather be a nurse than a doctor because the training is easier, the work is easier and the pay differential isn’t enough to make up for all the student debt and hard work of being a doctor. But there’s no question doctors know way, way, way, way more than nurses once they’ve finished their training. I’m not a doctor but I know you’re just a dumb nurse.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 4, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Rumors have it the Russians launched a cellulite seeking missile and it’s honing in on Sterling MA.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 5, 2020 at 9:23 am

      Kick her out of back booth, ban her from buffet, right, Lee?

  • Renfroe
    November 4, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    I’ll bet this hideous fat bitch is a transvestite
    If you pull it’s pants down there’s a cock and balls

    • Renfroe
      November 4, 2020 at 8:36 pm

      Although, in full disclosure, that would delight me to no end!

      • Shebba
        November 6, 2020 at 11:20 pm

        Your mother delighted me last night when she slipped her tongue up my asshole

  • Baba Shitty
    November 4, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    A fat ugly cunt
    She looks like WC fields with tits

  • sourdough cunt.
    November 4, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    She looks like a mop standing upside down in one those stands when you are done cleaning the shitter in mcdonalds.

  • Hey, MAGA Pussies....
    November 4, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    How does my FUCKING ASS taste, BITCHHHHHH?????????


    Time to take your medicine. Shut the fuck up and SWALLOW like Good Little Boys.

    Beta. White. Cunt. Pussies.

    • God
      November 4, 2020 at 7:14 pm

      Hey n!gger. If you had a job and a 401k youd get it. Taxes going up. 401k going down. N!ggers still gonna get shot by the police. Aint nothing gonna change for you. You still gonna live in the ghetto, hide from your work boots, and wish you could afford to eat prime rib and lobster. Too bad, trump was trying to help you. Bidden just wants to give you the bare minimum to survive off. Enjoy your roaches and rats. Enjoy burying your kids and relatives.

      • Smarter than a poster on the free stuff
        November 4, 2020 at 7:48 pm

        A great reply. Well said. Trump or any R in 2024, although it’s not over yet.

    • Does mommy know your using her laptop?
      November 4, 2020 at 8:39 pm

      Well does she, punk?

      • God
        November 4, 2020 at 9:14 pm

        Thats it !? A mommy joke! Bwahahaha.. thats ok I know you people are a bit slow.

    • Biden's Full Diaper
      November 4, 2020 at 8:57 pm

      Get ready for 4 years of nothing getting passed, investigations deluxe , no free stuff, and plenty of street action

  • Hmmmp
    November 4, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    I wonder if she hangs out at the Black Cow?

  • Paul Drake
    November 4, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Reports of missing stool samples from her office. She thought it was pate.

  • Holden
    November 4, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Spencer. Say no more.

    • Read The Fine Print
      November 5, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      She works in Sterling. There are plenty of douchebags who reside in the well-to-do Wachusett area.

  • Done with this shit
    November 4, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    So this supposedly educated person sees this MSP post, panics, and reports it because she thinks it’s pro trump? Cause I didn’t see his name or his likeness anywhere. How did people get so stupid?

    • Stank trench
      November 4, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      I think she squatted down and got a heavy dose of knock out ass. Made her dellusional.

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    November 4, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    fat disgusting ugly sow

  • whatevuh
    November 4, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Fine example she is for her obese patients LOL

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    November 4, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Ugly fuck whistle

  • Joe Senile Sexual Predator Biden and dont forget Cum Allah Harris
    November 4, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Hey Pennsylvania


  • 93.4%?
    November 4, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    If Biden’s percentage of the vote in DC doesn’t tell all we need to know about corruption… ground zero of the swamp wants the candidate that’s compromised by China!

  • Homer, what's the number?
    November 4, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Must be the water up in Sterling. There was a lawyer from Sterling who spent years buying, er, I mean donating to the clowns in Boston to get a judgeship. Finally gets one and what does he do, gets accused of pinching a woman’s ass at one of those phony-baloney conferences down on the cape. He’s waiting for his fate from the Commission on Judicial Conduct.

    Seems the more educated they are, the dumber they are……

  • Cherry Tree
    November 4, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    “Gorge Washington” is one of your finest, TB. I salute you.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 4, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I can hear the Tasmanian Devil every time I see her pic

    Good ya! Slurp numm numm gulp slurp gargle slurp BUUURRRPPP!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 4, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    She got a discount rate on her office rental. She has a cubicle in Wendy’s.

  • No fuggly chicks
    November 4, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    She looks like what you’d get if John Candy fucked Sammy Hagar and then someone hit the fetus with a canoe paddle.

  • hartf811
    Beware ugly women
    November 4, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Took a left turn at Veterinary school and ended up in pediatrics where she hands out bubble suits to the children of universally terrified Karens. But Creepy Joe will take it all away tomorrow. (if he doesn’t take a header off the toilet).

    • fatcow
      November 4, 2020 at 6:35 pm


  • We are doomed
    November 4, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Hey woke healthcare professionals start having fucking respect and support for the blue! Guess what? Like you these men and women are out too in the pandemic and probably cant afford to be sick either. Please just SHUT UP and don’t worry about what the MSP is doing it doesn’t affect you! You’re a doctor, are you that bored???? CHRIST ALL MIGHTY! FUCK!

    Because of people like her It’s without a doubt we are gonna be in a Biden/Harris America, you guys think its bad now? Buckle up folks.

  • Bloop
    November 4, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    I believe that’s called the “give me liberty or give me cats” at supercuts.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 4, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Ive seen black chicks more attractive than her

  • Third world shithole voodoo doctor
    November 4, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    If retarded naggers can get into medical school then so can retarded landwhales that identify as female.

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