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Dead Head Hippie Middle School Principal Calls Trump Supporters Little Dicked Goon Squads And Threatened To Fight Them On Facebook


This is Oceanside Middle School Principal (Rockland, ME) Bill Gifford.

He’s an asshole who doesn’t understand that the Internet isn’t his diary and decided to post on his wide open Facebook page that Donald Trump was not his President, that he had been reported to the superintendent for his incendiary posts, and that the people who had an issue with this were “asswipes.”


He accused Trump supporters of having small dicks.

And over the summer he called Trump supporters “monkeys,” “ignorant fuckers,” and “goon squads,” while warning them that the gloves were off if they fucked with him (whatever that means).

Rockland and Rockport Maine are about 40% Trump supporters, so a number of kids under his care are likely to be lumped in with the “goon squads,” “asswipes,” “ignorant fuckers,” and “small dicks.” But it’s OK because after some uproar he issued an official apology and all is forgiven.

“My mistake was to include profanity.”

No asshole, your mistake was showing the people you serve that you hate them and look down upon them because they don’t subscribe to your political ideology. That’s the REAL problem here. The language you were dumb enough to use on social media is just disqualifying for use an educator.

Now imagine if he had said those sorts of things about Obama or Kamala Harris. Would this apology be enough? Probably not. But that’s because it’s OK to call people little dicked monkeys, as long as you’re doing so in the name of woke politics.



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38 Comment(s)
  • Tim Ginther
    April 9, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    Does this fit still have his job? He shouldn’t.

  • North of the Border
    November 5, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    If Biden wins, I can’t wait for the first “hit mic” racist drivel to spew forth on nationwide national television.

    At that point I’m just gonna be laughing my balls off at the 70 million retarded cunts who voted for that corrupt senile price.

    The next four years are gonna be sweet schadenfreude, motherfuckers.

  • Doris Czajkowski
    November 5, 2020 at 7:57 am

    And he still has his job?

  • Hung One
    November 4, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Little dick? Is he talking about Aidan Turtleboy?

    • Sleepy Joe’s Libido
      November 5, 2020 at 12:19 am

      C’mon Man! That’s cringe.

    • Salvatore Gravano
      November 5, 2020 at 1:54 am

      We don’t know, EWE benn down there, EWE tell us DICK WAD.

  • We Know Who You Groped Last Summer
    November 4, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    If this is the guy I think it is his obsession with “small dicks” is mostly about children. He needs to be probed for his crotch grabby ways. Just leave the fucking kids alone you sick twisted perv…

  • Sgt. Hulka
    November 4, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Lighten up Francis….

  • Get real they are all bad
    November 4, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    It never ceases to amaze me at the selective memory people have.
    Clinton: got blow jobs from an intern in the Oval Office and apparently could not keep Captain Midnight in his pants.
    Obama: Admitted he smoked weed, and apparently a lot of weed i.e. the “choom squad”. Fast and Furious guns unaccounted for in Mexico in the hands of cartels. Border Agents dead with same guns shot by cartels. Seems to probably have spied on incoming President. Gave a free pass to Sec of State Clinton for her fuck up in Benghazi and emails.
    Bush Jr: Invaded Iraq on cooked up “WMD”, we are still in the middle east with zero gains
    Reagan: CIA imported crack cocaine to fund some idiotic war in some pissant country in Central America under the guise of fighting communism. I’m sure played a big part in the massive crack problem of the 90’s. Ollie North took the fall
    Nixon: Spied on Dem opposition and let morons break into Dem headquarters. Increased troops in Vietnam to fight more “communism” boogeymen.
    Johnson: Couldn’t get elected on his own, raging asshole by all accounts. Went all in on Vietnam like a moron.
    JFK: Another one that couldn’t control his dick. Father was a bootlegger during prohibition and pulled a lot of levers of power. Brother was a major fuck up alcoholic that drove his car off a bridge in a drunken stupor and left a woman to die.
    I could go on, but let’s not. We are not electing a pope. And let’s face it, this current pope is crazy as a bag of rats. He makes Ratzenberger look pretty good in comparison.
    And so now we might end up with Biden. His son is a drug addict. He seems to have been the bag man for the Biden family for years (good choice morons). Joe has about 2 brain cells to rub together at this point, it’s like watching Grandpa Simpson wax poetic about the Spanish American war.
    Which leaves us with an angry ex-DA who apparently understood how to trade sex for a promotion and laughs like a psychotic when faced with hard questions. I’m sure the Chinese and Koreans will take her very seriously when Old Joe either gets a pillow over the head at 2am.

  • maskachusetts.
    November 4, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    They hate President Trump because he supports law and order and the military.
    Democrats are spoiled children who always got their way.
    Well you assholes get what you paid for: starting tomorrow MASKS ARE REQUIRED IN MASSACHUSETTS. REQUIRED, and the next thing will be only masks from MASS.GOV will be allowed.
    Brought to you by the nanny state. And, it is illegal in maskachusetts (felony) to wear a mask when you have a license to carry and carry a firearm; so how does that work?

  • Trump Is A LOSER
    November 4, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    This guy is not too smart to be declaring this stuff in public, but all too ACCURATE…

    • Chris Tranos
      November 4, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      kamala harris swallowed willie brown’s loads to get “ahead” in life.
      Joe Biden is the most corrupt traitor to ever enter the whitehouse

    • 'GBH Jim Braude
      November 4, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      Ohhh you are so right, caller. I hope and really want the police to arrest every single person on the road in cars or walking/running between 930pm-5am. This has to happen. Thanks to Governor Baker for looking out for us. Whats that Marjory? Jim, shlshlshl…Fuck it Marjory, Up next NBCSports Boston Anchor, Tranny the Trenni..

    • Liberace’s Taint
      November 5, 2020 at 12:29 am

      But this post is about him posting this publicly, so by your logic, he is not smart and everything he stated is false.

      Trump supporters have the big dick energy!

  • EmfnT
    November 4, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    It never ceases to amaze me how so many people, many of which you would think are reasonably well educated, simply lose their minds when the subject of Trump comes up. I have no issue that they don’t like Trump, or even that they think Trump is sub-human…they are entitled to their opinion. But the manner in which they seem to lose the ability to make rational decisions or demonstrate adult behavior when it comes to Trump is just mind boggling. I used to laugh about “TDS”, but now I do think that it is a real thing. How else can you explain such irrational behavior?

  • Boston Irish
    November 4, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Trump is toast you idiots

    • lol @ city poverty in 2 years
      November 4, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      Are we supposed to demand safe spaces and cry about it though? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


  • Dead Zone Walken
    November 4, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    The missles are flying……. Hallelujah……Hallelujah!

  • Becky’s Bucket
    November 4, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    If Trump ekes this out I hope he takes on the teachers unions and obliterates imbeciles like this. BTW — notice how all the COVID headlines disappeared from MassLies? We must have cured it!

  • Barrett 50
    November 4, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    This guy’s face looks so… so…. SMASHABLE!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 4, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Bill sucked off a guy with a mullet in ‘87 in the back seat of an IROC when he was drunk off a couple peach wine coolers so now he has a soft spot for the LBTQ faggots and their movement.

  • 70's Rock
    November 4, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Oh my a badass Deadhead. We Ted Nugent, AC/DC fans are terrified…

  • Maine Joke
    November 4, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    A Maine hippy finds a magic lamp.
    He rubs it and a genie comes out and asks “What is your wish?” The hippy says “Man, I just want to be up tight, out of sight, and in the groove.” So the genie turns him into a tampon.

  • President Harris
    November 4, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Why do anti trump people think that pro trump people can’t drive a Tesla or Prius? They’re truly biased, ignorant and full of hate.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 4, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Looks like a boozer to me. He got juiced up, mouthed off, sobered up, and said “Oops!”

  • Bill Gifford's Soy Tits
    November 4, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    It’ll be a shame for the Superintendent to have no choice but to relieve my Soy Tits, and myself, from my current job. I’m sure the Superintendent can only handle so many emails, phone calls, etc., before I doing the deed

  • Fuck Liberals and Why do we care about this douche anyways.
    November 4, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Why the fuck do we care about some loser in Maine? There’s way more horrible shit going on out there. Fuck him he’ll get his ass kicked sooner or later.

    You want to know what really fucked up. I was browsing some news on the old interweb and in my scrolling I see Fatto I mean Lizzo nude to somehow bring attention to voting voting. IDK maybe they needed a new place to put a billboard or something. Let’s celebrate obesity and pretend that fat slob is pretty. Put her on a fucking diet and a treadmill. Seriously it might save her life.

  • Welcome to Senile Joe Bidens America
    November 4, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Masks, pink panties and dildos up da azz must be worn at all times. Its the science.
    You azznozzles voted for this at a rste of 2 to 1 in MA

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 4, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    A sort of Tinder that’s for fighting instead of fucking. Just swipe right on people whose asses you’d like to kick. Find a match, meet up in a dark parking lot. And if it’s your first time on Rumbler… you have to fight.

  • joe luke
    November 4, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Bill seems to be mentally ill. He is in a great job position for his immature rants about things that normal people could care less about. Where was Bill when 44 was dividing the country with actual hatred, racism and intolerance?

    Maybe a boyfriend will help him focus on life’s simple things. Bill, you come across as a uptight virgin. Get thy act together you clown.

  • Sean
    November 4, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Time to start knocking these pussys out. Keyboard cowboy.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore''s ballot printing team
    November 4, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Tolerance for other opinions is something the schools should be teaching right? Public schools in new england are global warming. Overconfidence is the condition realized right after you learn the truth.

  • Joe Bloughe
    November 4, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    He needs to be fired, he sounds mentally unfit to be around children.

  • 138,339 to 0
    November 4, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    If he’s still standing with his career intact then he isn’t wrong.

  • Trump Supporter
    November 4, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    I may have a little dick but Bills wife and sister both said it was bigger than his.

  • Doc Holliday
    November 4, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    I’m your huckleberry.

  • randiguy2006
    Yeah but...
    November 4, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Well in his defense, Trump isn’t his president anymore.

    • Trump 2024
      November 4, 2020 at 1:58 pm

      He will be in 2024 though.

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