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Three weeks after being caught cheating in multiple ultramarathons, and accepting prizes that were supposed to go to other people, Maude the Fraud Gorman is back and has issued an official “apology”:
Oh for fuck’s sake. Even her apologies are obnoxious.
Newsflash – this isn’t an apology. Apologies are when you look someone in the eyes who you have wronged and say you’re sorry for what you did to them. The women whose spots on the podium Maude stole will probably not even see this, because the only people who follow Maude are the 10% who still kiss her ass, and the 90% waiting for new Turtleboy material.
All this is, is yet another way for Maude to get people to tell her what a strong and wonderful person she is. But strong would be finding the women she cheated to beat, looking them in the eyes, and telling them this. When the cameras weren’t on her and no one could favorite it or retweet it.
“If you were to ask me why I did it, I truly wouldn’t have an answer for you.”
Oh, oh, I know the answer to that one!! Because you’re a narcissistic attention whore who needs to validate her own existence by cheating in order to win. The same way you’ve basically been cheating in beauty pageants by using a completely fabricated gang rape story to win pity from the judges and take home crowns.
We’ve talked to almost a dozen pageant contestants who have competed against Maude over the years. Many of them competed in the recent Miss Massachusetts competition, in which Maude stole the show by quitting (after she lost) because a harmless #MeToo joke triggered memories of the rape she’d made up.
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Today, I officially resigned from the title of Miss Plymouth County 2018. While I’m grateful for the opportunities that @missamerica creates for young women, I am also internally conflicted; as the #metoo movement was mocked on stage during the final competition of Miss Massachusetts. As both a survivor, and advocate for victims rights and sexual violence on a whole, I refuse to stand idly by and simply “let this go”. Instead, I will stand up for every individual who has ever had the courage to speak out; and for every person who felt liberated by the #metoo movement. I will not allow ANYONE to take away that empowerment and liberation, or make it anything less than what it is: AMAZING. #metoo #missplymouthcounty #nomore #rainn #surviveandthrive
All of the other contestants confirmed to us that it was impossible to hear this joke backstage. Maude NEVER HEARD IT!! Another lie. Days after the pageant she went back and watched the tape. She’d lost the competition so no one was talking about her. And since she’s a psychopath she had to find a way to make it all about her. When she heard the #MeToo joke a lightbulb went off in her head, and the rest is history.
Of course in doing so she was taking the spotlight away from Gabriela Tavares. The Lawrence native became the first black woman to win Miss Massachusetts.
And Maude just couldn’t let her have her moment.
Well, evidently one of the pageant organizers reached his breaking point with Maude the Fraud and called her out on Facebook without actually calling her out…..
I’m not really into pageants, but I’m definitely rooting for this girl. They put a lot into these things, and the one year she wins it just so happens to be the year of Woke Maude. Terrible timing. I feel like it’s Karma for her to win Miss America in two weeks. Don’t worry though, Maude will find a way to steal that from her too.
Maude the Fraud wasn’t happy that she was called out by the pageant organizer….
He even says that he initially went to bat for her when the #MeToo shit happened. But this is what we do folks – we convert hearts and minds. We couldn’t have this fraud walking around telling lies for her own benefit. What do we look like, CNN? She had to be exposed.
She also posted this on Facebook today…..
“I’ve tried my best to fly under the radar” –Girl who can’t stop posting staged photographs of herself on IG.
Almost daily have been told to kill myself.”
Yea, that never happened either. There’s a zero point zero percent chance Maude the Fraud wouldn’t be sharing those messages for the world to see. This is a woman who publicly begs for pity and will make up fake rapes in order to get it. If she really got a message like this she would never, ever stop sharing it. Ever.
“I’ve had part of the pageant community blacklist me, all for standing up for my beliefs.”
- You quit the pageant community.
- You were a social pariah who always put yourself above everyone else. This is an ineffective way to make friends.
She also admit to doing drugs when she was 13, which just so happens to be the age when she was raped, pretended to have cancer, and got kicked out of public school.
“My point in sharing this, even though I’m afraid to do so.”
Shut up Maude. You’re not afraid. You post shit like this 24/7. You just want everyone to tell you how brave you are for doing something you’re afraid of.
But she only does it because it works….
It’s amazing how gullible and stupid people are. They believe Maude is real because the IDEA OF MAUDE makes them feel good. Of course many people commented and said how they really felt and were summarily blocked.
I’m sure this won’t be the last time we hear from Maude, but here’s the question – are we beating a dead horse? Or does Maude the Fraud never get old?