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Maude Issued A Fake Apology For More Attention And Got Called Out By Pageant Organizer For Stealing Limelight From First African-American Miss Massachusetts

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Three weeks after being caught cheating in multiple ultramarathons, and accepting prizes that were supposed to go to other people, Maude the Fraud Gorman is back and has issued an official “apology”:

Oh for fuck’s sake. Even her apologies are obnoxious.

Newsflash – this isn’t an apology. Apologies are when you look someone in the eyes who you have wronged and say you’re sorry for what you did to them. The women whose spots on the podium Maude stole will probably not even see this, because the only people who follow Maude are the 10% who still kiss her ass, and the 90% waiting for new Turtleboy material.

All this is, is yet another way for Maude to get people to tell her what a strong and wonderful person she is. But strong would be finding the women she cheated to beat, looking them in the eyes, and telling them this. When the cameras weren’t on her and no one could favorite it or retweet it.

“If you were to ask me why I did it, I truly wouldn’t have an answer for you.”

Oh, oh, I know the answer to that one!! Because you’re a narcissistic attention whore who needs to validate her own existence by cheating in order to win. The same way you’ve basically been cheating in beauty pageants by using a completely fabricated gang rape story to win pity from the judges and take home crowns.

We’ve talked to almost a dozen pageant contestants who have competed against Maude over the years. Many of them competed in the recent Miss Massachusetts competition, in which Maude stole the show by quitting (after she lost) because a harmless #MeToo joke triggered memories of the rape she’d made up.

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Today, I officially resigned from the title of Miss Plymouth County 2018. While I’m grateful for the opportunities that @missamerica creates for young women, I am also internally conflicted; as the #metoo movement was mocked on stage during the final competition of Miss Massachusetts. As both a survivor, and advocate for victims rights and sexual violence on a whole, I refuse to stand idly by and simply “let this go”. Instead, I will stand up for every individual who has ever had the courage to speak out; and for every person who felt liberated by the #metoo movement. I will not allow ANYONE to take away that empowerment and liberation, or make it anything less than what it is: AMAZING. #metoo #missplymouthcounty #nomore #rainn #surviveandthrive

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All of the other contestants confirmed to us that it was impossible to hear this joke backstage. Maude NEVER HEARD IT!! Another lie. Days after the pageant she went back and watched the tape. She’d lost the competition so no one was talking about her. And since she’s a psychopath she had to find a way to make it all about her. When she heard the #MeToo joke a lightbulb went off in her head, and the rest is history.

Of course in doing so she was taking the spotlight away from Gabriela Tavares. The Lawrence native became the first black woman to win Miss Massachusetts.

And Maude just couldn’t let her have her moment.

Well, evidently one of the pageant organizers reached his breaking point with Maude the Fraud and called her out on Facebook without actually calling her out…..

I’m not really into pageants, but I’m definitely rooting for this girl. They put a lot into these things, and the one year she wins it just so happens to be the year of Woke Maude. Terrible timing. I feel like it’s Karma for her to win Miss America in two weeks. Don’t worry though, Maude will find a way to steal that from her too.

Maude the Fraud wasn’t happy that she was called out by the pageant organizer….

Boom. Roasted.

He even says that he initially went to bat for her when the #MeToo shit happened. But this is what we do folks – we convert hearts and minds. We couldn’t have this fraud walking around telling lies for her own benefit. What do we look like, CNN? She had to be exposed.

She also posted this on Facebook today…..

“I’ve tried my best to fly under the radar” – 

Girl who can’t stop posting staged photographs of herself on IG.

Almost daily have been told to kill myself.”

Yea, that never happened either. There’s a zero point zero percent chance Maude the Fraud wouldn’t be sharing those messages for the world to see. This is a woman who publicly begs for pity and will make up fake rapes in order to get it. If she really got a message like this she would never, ever stop sharing it. Ever.

“I’ve had part of the pageant community blacklist me, all for standing up for my beliefs.”

  1. You quit the pageant community.
  2. You were a social pariah who always put yourself above everyone else. This is an ineffective way to make friends.

She also admit to doing drugs when she was 13, which just so happens to be the age when she was raped, pretended to have cancer, and got kicked out of public school.

“My point in sharing this, even though I’m afraid to do so.”

Shut up Maude. You’re not afraid. You post shit like this 24/7. You just want everyone to tell you how brave you are for doing something you’re afraid of.

But she only does it because it works….

It’s amazing how gullible and stupid people are. They believe Maude is real because the IDEA OF MAUDE makes them feel good. Of course many people commented and said how they really felt and were summarily blocked.

I’m sure this won’t be the last time we hear from Maude, but here’s the question – are we beating a dead horse? Or does Maude the Fraud never get old?

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • Kilometers are for Fags
    August 30, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    Dear Maude, Would/Wood.

    You are hot and can run 43 miles. I want to ……………. with you …………………………………………….. I am sooo horny and I forgive you and want to ………………………. to you.

    Don’t care about kilometers that is a sissy European trick against America.

  • Jack McHoff
    August 30, 2018 at 11:06 am

    Wow, What meaningful editorial work this is, a fabricated website with a bunch of trolls. bravooooo.

    Do something with your lives people, the fact you put the time and effort to put together this garbage is utterly baffling. Begging people for donations because you can’t come to the fact that you have created nothing of actual value. For all we know you are probably living in your mom’s basement jerking off to high school yearbook pictures of the girls you never had a chance at.

    Keep up the atrocity, or do us all a favor and get a real job you low-life loser.

    Is this what happens when you can’t get laid, you have to make fun of others to boost that low self-esteem of yours? Well shit, close your eyes and buy an apple pie or something buddy. I can only imagine how fucked up a grown man with the name Turtleboy could be. LOL.

    • Maudernliving
      August 30, 2018 at 3:59 pm

      You are right Jack these “writers” are sitting home hiding anonymously behind their computers just bullying and harassing people all day long. What is the point of any of it? To make yourself fell better at some else’s expense? To feel good about ruining someone else? Just because we have free speech and the right to say horrible things doesn’t mean that we should. I really just feel sorry for them because this can’t be a healthy or happy life.

      • Jerking me Jerkings
        August 30, 2018 at 5:30 pm

        Now hold on a minute. What is this crap about jerking off in the basement to girls you couldn’t get, you say that like it’s a bad thing. I’m not going to jerk off in the basement to ugly fat girls I can get..

  • TBFan
    August 29, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Does this chick even work? She’s in her early 20’s and supposedly a college grad (are we sure she even Graduated?). Does she still live with mommy and daddy? Did she DO anything over the last few years other than cheating in sports and preening herself into a woke, community minded beauty queen? Other than cheat races, keep track of her mandatory community service hours and hourly management her on-line fake persona what does this f-ing chick actually do??

    • Captain Trips
      August 30, 2018 at 8:20 am

      I have a copy of her resume here:

      ……

      That’s her resume

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 29, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    Maude, we love you. Please don’t stop posting your heartfelt feelings on FB because next year you will probably win something without cheating – TBS’s Ultimate trophy. We won’t say what it is because you have to earn it.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 29, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Normally I would say enough you’ve clubbed this seal, the seal is dead. But I’ll make an exception for this fucking cunt. What a shitty human being. Keep clubbing!

    • Maudernliving
      August 29, 2018 at 2:05 pm

      So you get off on watching a website of anonymous “writers” constantly attacking me online? What does that say about you?
      Go ahead and keep clubbing me. You are talking to each other, but no one is listening to any of you.

      • Captain Trips
        August 29, 2018 at 4:10 pm

        Maude, I’ve heard your sucking off homeless dudes for stubbed out cigarette butts. Tough losing all of that income sourcing, isn’t it?

        No one hears you either. Narcissists like you never have friends

      • Rick Shaw
        August 31, 2018 at 12:52 pm

        Maude,

        You are a lowlife. Only a piece of shit would claim falsely claim they have cancer.
        You are a pathetic liar and an embarrassment. People like you deserve to have their names dragged through the mud. I’m glad your reputation is damaged beyond repair. Look at the bright side, you weren’t exactly going to score a job at Bain Capital. The Squire won’t care what a piece of shit you are they only will care if you can bring in guys for Tuesday legs and lunch.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 29, 2018 at 9:59 am

    I’d still tongue-punch her chocolate starfish.

    • Maudernliving
      August 29, 2018 at 3:27 pm

      And, I’d totally like/let you! Hit me up on Insta and we’ll make this thing happen… 😉

      M

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 29, 2018 at 9:02 am

    She apologized for cheating one one race, but the marathon investigation website said that she cheated in and was disqualified from several races. By posting this grand, over the top apology for cheating in one race, she is basically denying that she cheated in the other races. Even her apology is a lie!

    • Maudernliving
      August 29, 2018 at 9:20 am

      It’s called controlling the narrative.

    • M
      August 29, 2018 at 11:18 am

      She also said it was only 7 miles and if I remember correctly it was 28 miles. I think she just doesn’t know how to tell the truth ever.

  • Randy Randerson
    August 29, 2018 at 7:56 am

    Wow, this stupid cunt is the real gift that keeps giving. Kind of like a bad case of herpes. Her fucking legion of loyal follower are just as fucking dumb as she is. Keep on her stupid ass and keep the stories coming!

    • Fred Knessl
      August 29, 2018 at 9:32 am

      Oh stop with the hating! Maude is SOOO BRAVE!!!
      (vomits in mounth)

  • Henry Fool
    August 29, 2018 at 6:44 am

    People need to know about parasites they may encounter. There are no shots, no vaccines for this kind of self-aggrandizement, beyond truth. Stay on the continuing saga that is Maude.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    August 29, 2018 at 5:54 am

    Is Uncle Turtleboy on an extended Bone Ride? Does he not exercise any editorial control anymore? The dog abuse story was a CNN level black eye of a cluster fuck. Now this in the same week? For F’s sake TB. This was an apology. So what if you still resent the woman and don’t trust her motives? That was a straight up apology.

    How about fixing the disgraceful Dog Abuse fiasco and letting this tired saga go?

    We live in the most target rich state in the union for TB investigations. We continue to get spit roasted by the corruptocrats and kicking some ex beauty queen is what you go with? I get Karyn Polito and what’s his name flyers in the mail daily now. We have real problems. Get on some news. Please.

    • Maudernliving
      August 29, 2018 at 8:16 am

      Thank-you Wilfred. But i have no expectation that these frumpy anonomous turtle writer hags will ever leave me alone because they are obsessed with me! I hate to break it to you turtlefrumps but you are shouting into the wind and no one can hear you! Enjoy your life.

      • Yuck
        August 29, 2018 at 8:19 am

        You are one delusional, stupid fucking cunt. Keep the horseshit going, you’re one of the best comedic sources out there.

      • Sir Wilfred Death
        August 29, 2018 at 8:24 am

        That’s Sir Wilfred to you. Not sure if it’s obsession so much as an easy lay up. Tired.

      • MrSmiley
        August 29, 2018 at 9:40 am

        You should totally go on turtleboy live and explain yourself further. When the hole gets deep, keep on digging!

        • Y
          August 29, 2018 at 11:59 am

          you gotta stay tough on the hole.

          • Maudernliving
            August 29, 2018 at 3:34 pm

            Speaking of tough on the hole… There is a player in my Dad’s organization, and I won’t name names, but it starts with a Z, and he’s like HUGE 😉 everywhere, that is totally tough on the hole. He has and can whenever he wants, wreck my hole. I mean, I can store Monster Energy drink cans in that thing for a few days after he’s done!

      • Duh
        August 29, 2018 at 12:58 pm

        You have no idea what real hardship is. Keep going down this road, you spoiled rich bitch, and no one’s going to want to help you in the future. Ever hear of the Boy Who Cried Wolf? Some advice: grow up, learn from your mistakes, stop repeating those mistakes, stop blaming other people for them, and maybe become a productive member of society. And STOP LYING.

        • vicx1
          August 29, 2018 at 4:48 pm

          You are welcome. Do some Kegels and you will be good wifey to someone one day (preferably 20-30 years older than you)

        • Y
          August 30, 2018 at 2:40 am

          Mom/Dad, please stop talking/giving advice; this ho-biscuit is beyond redemption.
          She’s pathological, possibly sociopathic, and she very much craves attention. Vanity prevents her much needed liaisons with a psychologist and/or psychiatrist.
          #FraudMaude believes she’s an upstanding, do-gooder; she is too proud to seek help (with meds).
          The #FakeMeToo scene also affords many more followers, sponsorships, etc. than someone battling with, or advocating for, mental health issues.
          It’ll be another few years before mental health is the new fad, and I’m sure this pitiful excuse of a champion will rare its ugly mug (in the literal sense; she’s busted).
          In conclusion, WOULD; I’d paint a map of Hawaii on that ass!

      • Oh, Please
        August 29, 2018 at 2:18 pm

        Let me guess. You learned from mommy and daddy that you don’t have to be accountable for anything. I wonder what your dad thinks of all this. Does the Bruins organization condone this type of thing, too?

  • Y
    August 29, 2018 at 1:01 am

    #FraudMaude only “apologized” today because of Louis CK performing last night, less than a year after being banished from Hollywood and without publicly apologizing first.
    She knew the focus would be on the habitual dick beater (Louis CK).
    Maude’s PR team is great; everyone knows you release these statements on a Friday afternoon.

    • Y
      August 29, 2018 at 11:11 am

      Make statements on Fridays, or in Maude’s case, make them after a habitual dick beater shows his face in public for the 1st time. #GirlPower

  • Y
    August 29, 2018 at 12:06 am

    He will finish when he’s done

  • Y
    August 28, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Remember, it’s down the street, not across the road.

  • Butt shot please
    August 28, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    Oh lay off TB…..she apologized….yes it took getting caught but at least she issued an apology….

    if you want to keep running stories on her can you at least get us a nice shot of that ass….all these stories and I still can’t tell if she is gifted in the ass department or not. That really is my only concern now. She’s been exposed but I want to know about the butt.

    Maude if you are reading this….might I say the ass is one of those parts of you that you don’t want to keep covered….so just send us in a nice picture so I can put the debate to rest.

    • Y
      August 29, 2018 at 1:32 am

      Shut up, Butt-nut!

      • Y
        August 29, 2018 at 1:35 am

        Eat a piece of coal, shit a diamond

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