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Guess who’s back?
Good ol Maude. She’ll never stop giving us material to blog about. If you don’t know who Maude the Fraud Gorman is by now then you must be new here. If that’s the case feel free to catch up on some light reading here because I don’t have time to document the trail of lies that she calls life. Just remember that after she got busted cheating in order to place in multiple ultra-marathons she posted on IG about how she was resisting the urge to commit suicide, in yet another desperate plea for attention and sympathy.
Well, she took it to the next level the other day with this birthday post:
Lie #1: She drove two hours to the Sagamore Bridge. Hingham is 45 minutes from the Sagamore Bridge.
Lie #2: She paced the bridge for an hour looking down at the dark water, contemplating suicide.
Lie #3: She’s gone over walls bigger than this during races.
Lie #4: Suicide is the only way to stop the “harassment” she was facing. She could always just try to, ya know, stop lying and seeking out the media with more lies.
Lie #5: It was her that had the “severe backlash” against her. In reality it was the Hingham Police Department that was basically accused of covering up the gang rape of a 13 year old in a public park, and the Miss Massachusetts committee for making a harmless, satirical reference to #MeToo during the competition, because Maude was pretending to be an offended rape victim after she lost.
Lie #6: Maude walked off the bridge because she’s a powerful voice for rape victims. In reality Maude spits in the face of actual rape victims every day by appropriating their pain and trauma for selfish likes on social media.
It just never ends with this clam. I thought I’d seen the worst of her until this one. This psychopath actually went to the bridge, took a picture of it, made sure the August 30 date was in the screenshot she took to make it look authentic, and then held onto it until her birthday four months later so she could score more social media sympathy from strangers. And anyone who suggests she is lying will get blocked, because just like Michael Cadena she has created a cult of gullible morons who believe everything they see on social media.
The best part? She took it down shortly thereafter, probably because she realized no one actually believes her anymore. Where are this slitclit’s parents? Imagine your grownup kid was doing this on the regular? I’d have her strapped down and on her way to special time with Nurse Ratchet months ago. But in reality they’re probably encouraging this insanity because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.