Maude The Fraud Drove To Sagamore Bridge On August 30, Took A Picture, Saved It For Her Birthday So She Could Pretend She Tried Killing Herself For More Pity Points On IG

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Guess who’s back?

Good ol Maude. She’ll never stop giving us material to blog about. If you don’t know who Maude the Fraud Gorman is by now then you must be new here. If that’s the case feel free to catch up on some light reading here because I don’t have time to document the trail of lies that she calls life. Just remember that after she got busted cheating in order to place in multiple ultra-marathons she posted on IG about how she was resisting the urge to commit suicide, in yet another desperate plea for attention and sympathy.

Well, she took it to the next level the other day with this birthday post:

Lie #1: She drove two hours to the Sagamore Bridge. Hingham is 45 minutes from the Sagamore Bridge.

Lie #2: She paced the bridge for an hour looking down at the dark water, contemplating suicide.

Lie #3: She’s gone over walls bigger than this during races.

Lie #4: Suicide is the only way to stop the “harassment” she was facing. She could always just try to, ya know, stop lying and seeking out the media with more lies.

Lie #5: It was her that had the “severe backlash” against her. In reality it was the Hingham Police Department that was basically accused of covering up the gang rape of a 13 year old in a public park, and the Miss Massachusetts committee for making a harmless, satirical reference to #MeToo during the competition, because Maude was pretending to be an offended rape victim after she lost.

Lie #6: Maude walked off the bridge because she’s a powerful voice for rape victims. In reality Maude spits in the face of actual rape victims every day by appropriating their pain and trauma for selfish likes on social media.

It just never ends with this clam. I thought I’d seen the worst of her until this one. This psychopath actually went to the bridge, took a picture of it,  made sure the August 30 date was in the screenshot she took to make it look authentic, and then held onto it until her birthday four months later so she could score more social media sympathy from strangers. And anyone who suggests she is lying will get blocked, because just like Michael Cadena she has created a cult of gullible morons who believe everything they see on social media.

The best part? She took it down shortly thereafter, probably because she realized no one actually believes her anymore. Where are this slitclit’s parents? Imagine your grownup kid was doing this on the regular? I’d have her strapped down and on her way to special time with Nurse Ratchet months ago. But in reality they’re probably encouraging this insanity because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

42 Comment(s)
  • Hingham kid
    May 25, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    The there are multiple bridges within 20 minutes of hingham just a “dangerous” with little to no barriers. Not to be weird but the sagamore essentially suicide proofed it’s bridge years ago. There is a fence with curved spikes at the top about 8 foot tall on both sides.

  • Count Fapula
    January 7, 2019 at 11:48 am

    She didn’t ATTEMPT shit. That would be is she somehow grew the spine to jump off and somehow SURVIVED. This is barely even considered contemplation, and it only would be if it was a real person we were talking about here and not Maude the Fraud.

  • The angry taint
    eddie griswold
    January 4, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    she is better than a subscription to the jelly of the month club

  • Turtlehead
    January 3, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    I stopped reading after she said she was pacing the bridge for an hour.The Bourne State Police barracks are quite literally at the end of that bridge. It’s not a coincidence that there’s a dunkin donuts across from it on the other side, but that’s a bad joke for another time… If she was pacing the bridge for an hour, I guarantee the staties would have found her and stopped her

    • Turtlehead
      January 3, 2019 at 3:12 pm

      EDIT: Wrong bridge. I thought she was at the Bourne Bridge, not the Sagamore

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 3, 2019 at 9:45 am

    The administrators and teachers at her former schools should be spoken to. Nobody saw any signs of an impending trainwreck??????? No signs at all?????
    I do feel bad for her, like I do for anybody that is truly handicapped…emotionally or physically. Is it drugs? With my limited info, I’d say no. Who the fuck are her “people”, and what the fuck is wrong with them????

  • Don Kepunsch
    January 3, 2019 at 9:28 am

    I heard there’s a new training center for runners opening in Boston next month, maybe she could land a spot and focus on her marathon career. It’s called the Ruiz Subway Runners

  • Eye roll
    January 2, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    I know if *I* ever decided to kill myself, I would DEFINITELY bring my iPhone along with me to document it for all of instagram and Twitter to see. That’s just being smart and logical! Maybe even make a scrapbook about the occasion. Hahahahaha Back to reality, we have cameras on the bridge and someone would have noticed her pacing back and forth for over an hour. The footage is literally live streamed online.

  • The Doctor
    January 2, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Maude’s got all the symptoms of borderline personality disorder.
    -everything is black or white, never grey
    – intense, unstable interpersonal relationships
    – people are all good or all bad
    – attention cries via self-harm & threats of suicide

    This woman needs serious psychiatric help

    • Not a Real Psychologist
      January 3, 2019 at 11:23 am

      You forgot distorted self-image and narcissism.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 3, 2019 at 1:15 pm


  • Maude give us one from the back
    January 2, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    All these articles about this little crazy hottie and still not one of her fat ass…..

    Honestly can’t we just find one nice from behind shot of her….looks like she is hiding a treasure back there

    • B, Dorfan
      January 2, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      Yes. YES. YES!

  • Exit 69
    January 2, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    This is the longest suicide in history! She’s been hinting at it for months. Like granny used to say: “Shit or get off the pot honey!”….

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 2, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    id like to make a porn with her

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 2, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    The gift that keeps on giving.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 2, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    What a lunatic thing to post! and why do it and then immediately take it down? When the psychotherapy community comes up with the diagnosis for people obsessed with social media attention she will be the star of some medical journals.
    And she is still not listed on the Brown university website as one the Americorps Vista scholars which she claims to be.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 2, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    I think of Maude whenever i see that Taco Bell commercial about the guy with the instagram model girlfriend.

    “Sunset heart hands! Take the picture!!”

  • The penguin
    January 2, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    I used to think it was funny, but now it’s just sad. Maude get het help.

  • citypoint
    January 2, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    The hotter they are,the crazier they are.

  • Bill Clinton
    January 2, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    I’d still tongue-punch her little chocolate balloon knot.

    • B. Dorfan
      January 2, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      Really? Nature provides a man with a much better instrument for this sort of exploration with this sort of girl.

  • Seneca
    January 2, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Taking a smahhhht fone to selfie-document a SUICIDE attempt is next fuckin’ level narcissism. Brava.

    I’m looking for great things from you this year, Maude. I doubt this is the last time you’ll grace these pages.

  • Dick Soranichi
    January 2, 2019 at 11:23 am

    I would bang the crazy right out of her.  Doggy usually works best for that

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 2, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Serious question ….why draw attention to this person?
    Who cares?
    Is it just to make fun of her?
    She just sort of sad, I don’t know why you feel the need to go after her.

    • Captain Obvious
      January 2, 2019 at 1:50 pm

      Because she is a shining example of the type of person TB exists to skewer: a phony using social media to signal his or her specialness. You really couldn’t do the math on that one yourself?

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        January 2, 2019 at 4:23 pm

        Meh, so what. That could be half the people in the world.

        She’s not breaking any laws or hurting anyone.

        I’m all for outing criminals. This just seems mean.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Marcel Dionne
          January 2, 2019 at 8:18 pm

          Can’t believe I’m actually (kinda) agreeing with you. She’s obviously got real mental health issues, and that really is sad and she shouldn’t be picked on because of that. But she has hurt people in that she cheated in her ultra-marathons, and is using her lies about rape, etc to get sponsorships, pageant titles, etc. It hurts real victims when she uses this for her own gain. She’s a narcissistic twat, and chicks like her are the same cunts that make up #MeToo stories for attention and/or revenge. Not cool.

  • Gregory
    January 2, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Greg… You can’t copy my pathetic comments! I own you! I have trippy jizz ill spray on you. From the safety of my parents basement of course. My lom protects me. I’m a loser please stop being a copy cat

  • z
    January 2, 2019 at 11:12 am

    So, you contemplate suicide. You even get to the bridge and decide not to.

    The reason for your decision?

    “I’m not going to let those negative people grind me down.”
    Fucking narcissistic lunatic.

    If she really was on that bridge and walked away, the correct reason would be
    “May I am a fucking narcissistic lunatic and need help. Maybe I turn this around”
    I could buy into that. I’m not buying her “I have too much to live for, I’ll show you bastards!!!!”

  • Cray, cray, but hawt
    January 2, 2019 at 10:50 am

    That picture of her in the USA shirt and black pants really gets the blood flowing to the nether region!

    • Stunt Penis
      January 2, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      only if you like a woman with an ass the size of a small planet.

  • Gregory
    January 2, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Mmmmm shes hot! I’d like her to jog over to my parents basement so I could jerk off while she watched. I can’t help it
    .. Im a fucking loser.

    • Dr. T. Boyd
      January 2, 2019 at 10:28 am

      Greg… You can’t copy my pathetic comments! I own you! I have trippy jizz ill spray on you. From the safety of my parents basement of course. My lom protects me. I’m a loser please stop being a copy cat

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 2, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Mmmmm shes hot! I’d like her to jog over to my parents basement so I could jerk off while she watched. I can’t help it
    .. Im a fucking loser.

  • hank
    January 2, 2019 at 9:28 am

    I dated a someone like her years ago. I always had the feeling that she wasn’t all there but because she was hot and fucked like an animal I managed to overlook the peculiar aspects of her personality and life. We met in a class, she didn’t work (trust fund), had no friends (discovered over the course of a year), had a well known shrink she talked to via phone weekly ( new, different prescription each week), had a very active social media life yet hardly went outside. But she was smart and could write these long winded pieces about nonsense and sound relatively intelligent. Offering to get the help she needed was fruitless and eventually the lies, random outbursts and attempts at manipulation (crying, self harm etc) stopped working so I hit the bricks. Years later I get a call from her saying I was right about her needing help. Turns out she had a stay at McLean for some time and now she’s doing much better. The problem with her and people like Maude are the enablers who say it’s other people that are the issue and not the person lying so the help they need never comes. They both have fantastic bums though.

  • Danielle
    January 2, 2019 at 8:10 am

    She is absolutely disgusting! What’s the best way to stop all this “torment”? How about you stop lying and posting things to try to gain sympathy. I’ve been raped and sexually assaulted multiple times, I’ve dealt with suicidal ideation and even a suicide attempt; you know who knows about it? Me and my psychologist (and now a bunch of turtle riders) because people in these situations don’t use them to gain sympathy, we suffer in silence, get a shrink and move on with our lives. This girl is turning rape and suicide into a circus and it’s horrible. She has severe mental issues and it’s almost kind of sad, but mostly pathetic and desperate. She needs serious help to cure her attention-whorism.

  • Boris Badanoff
    January 2, 2019 at 7:10 am

    For fuck’s sake, Maude, go get some titties!!!

  • Osiris
    January 2, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Thursday night…..8:10 pm on the Thursday before Labor Day and the traffic is light on the Sagamore Bridge?????
    I call bullshit.

    • hank
      January 2, 2019 at 8:51 am

      and it seems unusually dark for 8 oclock in August. Usually the sun is just setting around that time so there should be a sunset not pitch black unless I’m missing something.

  • Maude's Smirking Labia
    January 2, 2019 at 6:52 am

    She’s delusional. Seriously, she’s all in on her own lies 24/7. I highly doubt she paced on the bridge for an hour.
    She knew right well that TB would blog her Instagram post, and most likely gets wet reading the comments. Because she knows at least a few people are thinking about her today.
    TB should start a pool for Maude’s next “look at me” event fabrication: domestic abuse, drug addiction, campus discrimination (at a school she doesn’t even attend….priceless).
    Vapid hatchet wound.

  • Washashore
    January 2, 2019 at 5:14 am

    The Sagamore bridge isn’t in Buzards Bay it’s in Sagamore. If social media causes you such emotional torment stop looking. There are no rest areas near the bridge they’re called parking lots.Just drive to the canal and jump in, the current will do you in. Happy new year and go fuck yourself sweetie…

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