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MC Spectrum Promotes New Rap Video With DJ Relapse At Old Orchard Beach By Getting Arrested By Brookfield State Police And Taking Selfie From Jail Cell


Two weeks ago we blogged about self-described “dope rapper” Chris “The Rival” Palmerino, AKA IEP Diddy, AKA MC Spectrum, after he showed up to a small Trump rally in West Brookfield and yelled racial slurs at pro-police supporters.

After that he issued an apology video in which he uttered one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard.

“By no means am I racist, homophobic, or have down syndrome.”

If you ever feel the need to clarify in an apology video whether or not you have down syndrome, you’ve made a lot of poor life choices. So suck on that all you people who said we shouldn’t blog about MC Spectrum because you thought he had down syndrome. Sure, he might have a little fetal alcohol going on, but at the end of the day he’s a functional adult who chose to act the way he did in public.

Then we had him on the show for ratchet redemption, and it was going pretty well until I told him that I was the best freestyle rapper in Central Massachusetts.

Anyway, he put out a new rap video this week entitled, “Bad Asses,” and it features his new partner DJ Relapse, along with some crack rock critters at Old Orchard Beach.

Yo, this dude is legit! Dem ho’s be callin.

The chinstraps were touched up, the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats were adorned on their heads, and fupa backup dancers worked their magic.

In fairness, this might’ve just been a GED class with a strobe light.

But no rap video can really take off until you establish your street cred, and the apology video made him look weak. So MC Spectrum did the only thing a true G could do to promote his new album.

Got his ass locked up by State Police in Brookfield. Hopefully his mugshot came out a little more hardcore than his last one.

The Brookfield barracks isn’t exactly the busiest, and they actually wanted to close it a few years back, so I guess they let him use his cell phone to do a cell block selfie.

And yes, he is wearing the same shirt that he wore in the rap video.

It’s funny because he told me in the interview that he was gonna take it easy on the booze. He agrees he needs to take it easy on the Coors Light though.

Same time next week.

He ain’t worried though because he got a bomb court appointed attorney who told him they can beat the case because for the very serious charge of disturbing the peace. Their strategy? Self defense.

Sometimes when someone’s coming at you and trying to hurt you the best way to fight back against them and defend yourself is by disturbing the peace.

Anyway, I’d like to hear more about this arrest and talk about the new album, so if IEP Diddy wants to come back on this Saturday he’s more than welcome to join me and bring DJ Relapse and/or the crack rock critters with him.


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51 Comment(s)
  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost Cause
    August 25, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    That live show was the funniest shit. Turtleboy and Bret never fail to have my ass laughing. Just made my whole night… Bahahaha

  • The Rival
    August 22, 2020 at 12:58 am

    You know what? GO. FUCK YOURSELVES! Because I’m still winning! Laughing straight to the bank with this. Ha ha ha ha haaaa

    • @Rival
      August 25, 2020 at 1:26 pm

      Minus bail? That leaves you in the -!!!!

  • Shallow Hale? Someone call Rose mary
    August 21, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    We have just witnessed a Real Life Shallow- his “Rose Mary” looks like a melted crayon cooked fro
    acidic A-hole

  • fe
    August 21, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Please give us weekly updates on this character. Glad to see that nothing, including Down’s, is holding him back.

  • joe dirt
    August 21, 2020 at 11:32 am

    I wanted so badly to hate his song but it was kinda

  • Bruce Wayne
    August 20, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    That apology is what I want read at my funeral it’s fucking perfect.

  • fucking junkies
    August 20, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    god damn… pause the video at any point during those flashing scenes and you see some scary, ugly ass drug faces. creepy shit. reminds me of the meth heads on breaking bad lol

  • Fat Girl Titties
    August 20, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    MC Spectrum and DJ Relapse are Grammy material in comparison to 860 Money Crew and the Waraq Needledicks. They’re better than Cardi B too.

    August 20, 2020 at 11:10 am

    is this what happens to a child with lead poisoning, and when they grow up?

  • Corky is Better
    August 20, 2020 at 10:35 am

  • Are these really adults?
    August 20, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Proof any man can get women to come around if you offer even the slimmest Kardashian moment, spread a little cash and don’t mind attracting addicts.

  • Mom’s Basement
    August 20, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Proof of how far a dream and a little ambition can take a person. Respect

  • Too stupid for the short bus
    August 20, 2020 at 8:46 am

    This white faux rapper is too stupid even for the short bus. The kids on the short bus look like Mensa members compared to this turd.

    Every dipshit with an iPhone taking videos and uploading them on the web is a rapper now eh?

  • Dough bro
    August 20, 2020 at 12:35 am

    What’s up with the green n blue shots?
    They filming a fear the walking dead episode?

  • Cum allah harris
    August 19, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Am I phoney or what?
    I will reshape this country because evil whites and police need to be removed.

    • Trump 2020
      August 19, 2020 at 11:20 pm

      Hey cunt there is no vaccine for stupidity. You and senile joe are stupidity on steroids.
      You are a thankless racist anti American whore.
      It is absolutely imperative that your ghetto azz never enters The White House.

    • You still sucking cocks?
      August 20, 2020 at 8:47 am

      Kamala are you still sucking cocks? When you lose the election, I have an erection that you don’t have to lose out on. I heard from Willie Brown that you suck a mean cock.

  • North of the Border
    August 19, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Jesus, Chris. Everyone who ever loved you was wrong!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 19, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Chris’ music is mesmerizing. His hypnotic beat and brisk cadence captures the raw energy of youth culture. But his songs are not all about merrymaking and instant gratification as they seem to be on the surface.They are lyrically complex. Chris touches on themes of drug and alcohol abuse, sexual frustration and how societal expectations affect him and his seemingly aimless peers. Lack of economic opportunity, fatherlessness and the breakdown of the nuclear family are conveyed in his verse. Chris captures the generalized angst that many young people encounter today.

  • Hooked nose
    August 19, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    That is one ugly jew in the blue tinted picture.

    • You're probably beating off to her picture right now
      August 19, 2020 at 10:36 pm

      You are too, you spud-chucka

  • Uncanny Resemblance
    August 19, 2020 at 10:07 pm

  • Uh HuH
    August 19, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    “GED class with a strobe light”. Church Yo!

  • wickedwitch
    August 19, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    She look like the evil witch from wizard of oz. yikes!

  • The state of the shore
    August 19, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    I can’t believe how much my favorite beaches have been featured this summer on Turtle Boy. Hampton, problems. Wingaersheek, more problems. And now Old Orchard too?

    Good grief! I guess I’m going to stay inland for awhile.

  • Chris Autism Speaks Spectrum Palmerino
    August 19, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    I am not a retard I am just slow

    • Chris
      August 22, 2020 at 3:27 am

      Yeah go fuck yourself weirdo. You will never be this talented

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 19, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    He may be Down… but at least he’s not brown. God’s never wrong twice.

  • Where is that gutter muppet ?
    August 19, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    I must say if I hadn’t watched that horrible video I’d of thought he had the famous gutter muppet staring in it.Just my observation from the pics below it.

  • Chris The FELON Palmerino
    August 19, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    I raise my right hand as I say asses on the left and I raise my left hand as I say asses on the right. However, I am not RETARDED and I dont have Downs Syndrome. I just act stoopid yo. I am not RETARDED alright.

    • The Rival
      August 22, 2020 at 3:31 am

      You could never in your lifetime be as talented as I am so keep on hating as i take the money and run

  • Seed bag
    August 19, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    If Corky Thatcher was a rapper….

  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    August 19, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    That’s one homely woman right there. She must’ve caught her ugly from him.

  • Orion
    August 19, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    Those skeezebags need to stay the fuck out of Maine.

  • whatevuh
    August 19, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    My Lord, this guy doesn’t have Down Syndrome? Could have fooled me. Maybe some day he’ll jump off a railroad trestle into the river to cool off, and SPLAT, on a rock, cuz he sure ain’t smart enough to look before he leaps.

  • Throw the wiggers in the ocean
    August 19, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    He did a great job at finding the flabbiest skinny bitch to feature in that hard core Old Orchard Beach video.

  • I don’t have Down syndrome!
    August 19, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    OKay Corkey whatever you say

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 19, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Damn, that retards parents never told him he was retarded

    • The Rival
      August 22, 2020 at 3:38 am

      My mother died from cancer you piece or shit!

  • Walter Lance
    August 19, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    If you were a tree with a termite problem, you would not like to see that Woody Woodpecker cartoon character in the “hot chix” still coming at you.

  • Bloop
    August 19, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Plot twist: he’s in an escape room and fishing for enough cash to buy shitty weed and double burgers for his backup dancers. $540 is a good start.

  • Barracks Commander
    August 19, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Well there Otis, or Clem or Rappy Dap…You take the keys there hanging on the wall, lock yourself in, then toss them over to my desk while I finish my coffee and crossword puzzle.

  • Norm
    August 19, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    When the bitches are twerking, shouldn’t their ass cheeks be moving, not the fat and flab underneath on their legs?

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 19, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Good Lord that tards side piece is ugly as fuck.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 19, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Where can we find some chicks for the video?

    We’ll sit outside the needle exchange!

    Great idea!

  • Disco Inferno
    August 19, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Stanisław Szukalski was right. Humankind is indeed locked in an existential struggle against half-Yeti hybrids. And why a Yeti would come to central Massachusetts to breed with chicks like these is the biggest mystery of all.

  • Boe Jiden
    Danny Boy Cane
    August 19, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    As you can see I am very much alive. At no point, At no point was i ever attacked by a bear. Let alone encounter one. There was no bear attack nor did i encounter one.
    There are people who think i died from the Chinese Flu. Not one iota!
    At no point, At no point was i ever diagnosed with the Chines Flu.

  • hartf811
    August 19, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    I have never seen a TB story before where EVERYBODY is ugly. This is some kind of record.

  • Fuglie Groupy
    August 19, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    That broad in the top picture! That has got to be Riff Raffs’ Sister (Rocky Horror Picture Show). That fucking nose!

    Hook that fucker into your belly button and even a limp dick aint gonna fall out of her mouth. DAMN!

    • george costanza
      the angry taint
      August 19, 2020 at 4:44 pm

      Definitely not sharing my coke with her.

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