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This is Skyla Loesch from San Francisco.
She’s already fired two crotch nuggets out of her tampon tunnel so she figured “might as well have some more raw dog,” because obviously when your baby daddy is this much of a catch, you can’t allow his cervix scraper to be covered in a prophylactic wrapper.
So she got knocked up, got emotionally attached to the baby, and then decided to not only have an abortion but to broadcast it to the world claiming that she “loved you with all my heart.”
Now, we don’t blog about abortion because it’s really too divisive of a topic. It’s just not what we built the blog on.
But we do do ratchets. And this is the very definition of ratchet behavior. Regardless of what your opinion on abortion is, most people agree that it’s a very serious issue that a lot of women struggle with. On the other hand, this meatflap slambox is like a walking commercial for the pro-life movement. For starters if you loved this baby, then why would you abort him or her? If it’s not a human baby, then why the hell is she treating it like a human baby? If you actually believe this thing is a human life, then wouldn’t aborting him or her make you, I dunno, a murderer? Seems kind of inconsistent.
You’ll notice it says Baby Loesch #4 on the picture. But she’s only got two raw dog trophies hanging around at the moment. What gives?
Bitch, is you stupid? You obviously missed her last abortion. Is it was on Facebook Live and Periscope.
She is the real life Tiffany Doggett of west coast.
So why did you get pregnant if you didn’t wanna have a baby, and why would you fire out two crotch nuggets but draw the line in the sand on 3?
OK. But don’t worry, this won’t require any sort of DCF intervention because it’s completely legal to be this ratchet while caring for two children.
And apparently a bunch of women who cannot conceive, and likely suffer from the sadness that comes along with infertility, offered to adopt her baby before she gets abortion #3. Looks like a hard pass.
Again, this is not trolling. It’s an actual human being sharing her thoughts on life.
Oh, and the abortion this time was on the house.
Yea, nothing in life is free you cock pinata. The taxpayers are paying for that. And this is northern California, so there isn’t a doubt in my mind that he did not pay a dime for this abortion. Don’t worry though, they can afford to buy Jordan’s for the whole non-aborted fam.
She’s also quite proud of her accomplishments.
She’s not lying about people praising her though.
Feminism. Is. Cancer. This is the monster it’s created.
Proud? What the fuck are you proud of? Being irresponsible? Doing something simply for the sake of it being legal? Becoming Internet famous for new levels of white trash?
This was her latest post, which seems to summarize her life.
Don’t worry though folks, she had a really good reason for getting abortion this time around.
It’s her 21st birthday and she’s tryna get crunk! Can’t be having no baby get in the way!!
She also promised that she’d get a tattoo on her ass if she could get 45 likes.
And she’s sad that December is almost halfway done.
Girl, if you had stuck to deep throat you wouldn’t need an abortion in the first place.
She apparently will be doing a Facebook Live later on to talk about her newfound fame.
As disgusting as this pig is, we’d gladly have her on the live show Saturday night so she can explain to us why she doesn’t use the Turtleboy birth control method (the chest) rather than getting knocked up.
Regardless of your opinion on abortion, I think it’s safe to say that mandatory sterilization is more than justified for cases like this. Obviously these human incubators can’t stop their twat vacuums from taking in copious amounts of baby batter. And she’s only 21, so there’s gonna be a shitload more of these moving forward. She wants to fuck, then let her fuck. Just tie her down and make sure she can’t reproduce anymore. Problem solved.