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Meatflap Slambox Celebrates Second Abortion By Sharing Ultrasound, Claims To Love The Baby, Says She Wanted To Get Drunk For Birthday, Brags About Other Free Abortions, 

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This is Skyla Loesch from San Francisco.

She’s already fired two crotch nuggets out of her tampon tunnel so she figured “might as well have some more raw dog,” because obviously when your baby daddy is this much of a catch, you can’t allow his cervix scraper to be covered in a prophylactic wrapper.

So she got knocked up, got emotionally attached to the baby, and then decided to not only have an abortion but to broadcast it to the world claiming that she “loved you with all my heart.”


Now, we don’t blog about abortion because it’s really too divisive of a topic. It’s just not what we built the blog on.

But we do do ratchets. And this is the very definition of ratchet behavior. Regardless of what your opinion on abortion is, most people agree that it’s a very serious issue that a lot of women struggle with. On the other hand, this meatflap slambox is like a walking commercial for the pro-life movement. For starters if you loved this baby, then why would you abort him or her? If it’s not a human baby, then why the hell is she treating it like a human baby? If you actually believe this thing is a human life, then wouldn’t aborting him or her make you, I dunno, a murderer? Seems kind of inconsistent.

You’ll notice it says Baby Loesch #4 on the picture. But she’s only got two raw dog trophies hanging around at the moment. What gives?

Bitch, is you stupid? You obviously missed her last abortion. Is it was on Facebook Live and Periscope.

She is the real life Tiffany Doggett of west coast.

So why did you get pregnant if you didn’t wanna have a baby, and why would you fire out two crotch nuggets but draw the line in the sand on 3?

OK. But don’t worry, this won’t require any sort of DCF intervention because it’s completely legal to be this ratchet while caring for two children.

And apparently a bunch of women who cannot conceive, and likely suffer from the sadness that comes along with infertility, offered to adopt her baby before she gets abortion #3. Looks like a hard pass.

Again, this is not trolling. It’s an actual human being sharing her thoughts on life.

Oh, and the abortion this time was on the house.

Yea, nothing in life is free you cock pinata. The taxpayers are paying for that. And this is northern California, so there isn’t a doubt in my mind that he did not pay a dime for this abortion. Don’t worry though, they can afford to buy Jordan’s for the whole non-aborted fam.

She’s also quite proud of her accomplishments.

She’s not lying about people praising her though.

Feminism. Is. Cancer. This is the monster it’s created.

Proud? What the fuck are you proud of? Being irresponsible? Doing something simply for the sake of it being legal? Becoming Internet famous for new levels of white trash?

This was her latest post, which seems to summarize her life.

Don’t worry though folks, she had a really good reason for getting abortion this time around.

It’s her 21st birthday and she’s tryna get crunk! Can’t be having no baby get in the way!!

She also promised that she’d get a tattoo on her ass if she could get 45 likes.

And she’s sad that December is almost halfway done.

Girl, if you had stuck to deep throat you wouldn’t need an abortion in the first place.

She apparently will be doing a Facebook Live later on to talk about her newfound fame.

As disgusting as this pig is, we’d gladly have her on the live show Saturday night so she can explain to us why she doesn’t use the Turtleboy birth control method (the chest) rather than getting knocked up.

Regardless of your opinion on abortion, I think it’s safe to say that mandatory sterilization is more than justified for cases like this. Obviously these human incubators can’t stop their twat vacuums from taking in copious amounts of baby batter. And she’s only 21, so there’s gonna be a shitload more of these moving forward. She wants to fuck, then let her fuck. Just tie her down and make sure she can’t reproduce anymore. Problem solved.

49 Comment(s)
  • Kim Wescott
    February 10, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    So she’s virtuous enough that she would never DRINK while pregnant, yet she’s proud that she’s now had her second ‘free’ abortion? God help us.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    December 16, 2018 at 8:18 pm

  • Sickened
    December 15, 2018 at 10:32 am

    This is a sick irony. She wanted to celebrate her birthday so she denied another to have a birthday. Just curious was baby #3 also going to interfere with her birthday? When welfare is your career choice a baby is equivalent to a raise. Who says no to a raise?
    Where is her family? What are they like? This twat has absolutely no shame.
    I’m so disgusted and angry at this. I hope abortion does become illegal again everywhere as a birth control method. This is sick.
    We can only hope she’ll eventually have so many abortions that she wrecks her insides and can’t get knocked up anymore.
    I worry about her 2 living babies. She’s the ultimate example of selfishness. She doesn’t love anyone. These kids are going to have a tough road ahead to make anything of themselves.God willing they’ll do everything they’ll have the sense and opportunity to not follow their parents.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 15, 2018 at 8:59 am

    I feel bad for her kids. Unfortunately, they will probably never have a chance in this world. Some people just shouldn’t breed.

  • This makes 5
    December 15, 2018 at 8:51 am

    This shit bag has had 5 yes I said it, five abortions. She had THREE before she even gave birth to one. And then TWO MORE after her kids were born. It’s easy to lie about that kind of stuff. Just make sure that there are not people who know what the real truth is. You fucking scum bag.

    • Skyla Rose Loesch Bitch
      January 10, 2019 at 10:03 pm

      Bitch you dumb as fuck

  • AIDS
    December 15, 2018 at 8:43 am

    This is one of the most disgusting humans I think I’ve come across in a long time. Who shows a sonogram of a baby they intentionally killed and then have the balls to say I loved you.. this bitch loves cock, raw and ready blow. Cause abortion is fucking birth control to her. She has already had children so she knows exactly what she is doing. She only cares about herself. More then likely not even the kids she has now. She was probably to far along to abort them so she got stuck with them, smh. Maybe someone should do a well check on the children she has. She may get upset one day with them cutting into her life and kill them next. I am not against abortion. But I am against abortion used as a form of birth control. There are so many choices out there to prevent unwanted pregnancy. They should have tied her tubes after they performed the abortion. But what makes this whole thing sicker, is that she would rather kill a child than give it to someone who would love it and probably give it a amazing life, but her answer is NO! I’d rather kill it then you have it. Fuck you!!!!! With all the raw dogging this whore does she probably has aids by now anyway. Well we can only hope anyway

  • Jim
    December 14, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    San Francisco? I was hoping Kim would nuke it

  • marilu
    December 14, 2018 at 9:50 am

    wow what a dirty little gutterslug lol smh HOW is she not from eastern MA ? Might as well be.. who tf posts about their abortion

  • JoeMomma
    December 14, 2018 at 8:20 am

    Eliminate EBT and food stamps, if we stop feeding them, they will die.

  • Ariya
    December 14, 2018 at 8:05 am

    This is disgusting, she’s not even 21 and her pussy is a haunted graveyard

  • Crystal
    December 14, 2018 at 7:20 am

    She’s young and STUPID! The things that she says are ignorant and idiotic, what a smack in the face to women who are unable to conceive or have lost a baby! To say she’d rather abort her baby then give he or she to someone else is sickening in my opinion.

    December 14, 2018 at 7:12 am

    Ponder the wisdom of Ozzy Osbourne, c. 1971:

    Your world was made for you by someone above
    But you chose evil ways instead of love
    You made me master of the world where you exist
    The soul I took from you was not even missed

    • Geezer
      December 14, 2018 at 11:24 am

      HELLS yeah.

  • You are only dancing on this earth for a short while
    December 14, 2018 at 3:16 am

    “WE HAVE TO BAN GUNS, EVEN IF IT SAVES JUST ONE CHILD”. …. you know she says that shit.

    The fetus inside you isn’t your body, it’s somebody else’s.

    I had to stop reading, and say a prayer for the two unborn souls, snuffed out by this ghoul. May God admit them to Heaven or maybe give them a second chance with a woman who would love her children.

    • American girl
      December 14, 2018 at 8:43 am

      I wish I could give this 1,000 thumbs up. Well put.

  • tomO'grady
    December 14, 2018 at 2:03 am

    SJW Hunter ?
    Like a Vampire Hunter, but the Vampires are Real. Haaaaa
    Exactly what Cali needs.
    Go Get Em.
    Where can a fella contribute ?

  • tomO'grady
    December 14, 2018 at 1:53 am

    Never Been a Pro- Lifer.
    But this South San Francisco Slambox making me question my pro- choice convictions.
    Her choices are not Pro anything.
    Notice how I know she is South SF ? She is Pacifica for sure.
    Glad to see Turtle in Cali….. an untapped Treasure of Ratchets.

  • Skylas Mom
    December 13, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    I’m sure some of you believe my little angel is some sort of irresponsible little fucking scumbag whore…and you’d be absolutely right but she didn’t learn this whole abortion thing from me because I always taught her to swallow but she never listens to her mother!

    • Skyla Rose Loesch Bitch
      January 10, 2019 at 10:07 pm

      I’ll slap the taste outta your mouth bitch

  • Fuck San Fran and Nancy Pelosi
    December 13, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    She probably saved the country millions by not pushing out the other 2. However, her nonchalant way of taking a life in this sense to me is murder. And Im not a pro lifer, but this fucking cunt needs to learn a lesson. Her 2 alive children we all know will be taken from her, because she is trash and doesn’t give a fuck. Now if she had no children and bragged about aborting all 4, go for it, you shouldn’t reproduce and i thank you for not doing so. She needs jail time and the title mommy taken from her.

  • whatevuh
    December 13, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    they should charge her with murder . . . .

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 13, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    The San Andreas can not cut loose fast enough.

    • Bertha Von Nation
      December 13, 2018 at 8:20 pm

      I’m from Southern California, and I can’t agree more! I hope I get to see it in my lifetime!

  • Chip Striker
    December 13, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Too bad her mother doesn’t feel the same way about abortions.

  • dball31211
    December 13, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    It’s one thing to have a abortion but it is not a form of birth control.  Hopefully her junk just falls out. 

  • Ungawah
    December 13, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Next one, ( and there will be another) They should just give her a hysterectomy and end her pig bitch ways. She’s a Golden State Slut. And her fucking soetm donor needs a govt mandated Vasectomy. Two nutbags.

  • vic
    December 13, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    I am absolutely disgusted by her but would totally deep throat her…

  • We Are Fucked
    December 13, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Somebody please give this fucking piece of shit a goddamn dirt nap. These are the people who need to be eradicated.

  • Pig
    December 13, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Bitch got a grave yard up in their! Imagine all the ghosts!

  • American girl
    December 13, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    What a heartless monster. A true sociopath.

  • Exit 69
    December 13, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    After 2 mandatory tubes tied… Fucking douche.

  • Party Girl
    December 13, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    At this point she just walks into Planned Parent-Hoodz, sneezes and a fetus falls out.

  • Lchyt
    December 13, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Absolutely disgusting. There is no way she can sincerely love any of her children. Not if she can simultaneously recognize one as her own child, and then kill him or her. I could see someone maybe not believing that there is a human life in there… but if you accept that you have a child in there and decide to kill them because you want to party…you are no better than Casey Anthony.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    December 13, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Mixed feelings.
    Not a ban of abortion but do we want her reproducing?

  • Party Girl
    December 13, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    Fuck yeah!
    Knock her up cuz it’s not like she’s going to tell you she wants to keep it. She’s got frequent flier miles at Planned Parenthoodz to burn my ni@@a!

  • citypoint
    December 13, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    It’s a shame her mother didn’t have the same thought process 21 years ago.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    December 13, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    John Salvi would’ve loved this girl.

    • William "Bull" Halsey
      December 13, 2018 at 3:29 pm

      OUTSTANDING deep pull.

      Bravo Zulu

  • Stunt Penis
    December 13, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    Mandatory sterilization should be a requirement to receive any form of public assistance.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    From her future abortion
    December 13, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    The only thing that makes me happy about this is knowing how shitty her life is and will continue to be. She will always be broke, never amount to anything, be constantly miserable and always wondering why. Check back with her in 10 years and she will look like she’s in her 60s in section 8 housing with a cigarette voice and always looking wet even though she hasn’t showered in weeks. All that right there makes me feel better. Enjoy life shit bag cause it’s going to suck for you. Lmao

  • Rockets Redglare
    December 13, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    California. When is that big earthquake coming?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 13, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Her name’s Skyla and she’s from Frisco. Tells it all right there. When she’s not voting for Hillary or starting fires for Antifa she’s popping out the uterus vacuum because she can and it’s free. She has no heart. Just a rotted black core where her heart should be.

    December 13, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    O yeah one more thing? I wonder why the youngest has red marks all over her face? I mean, if she can have abortions so freely, I bet she would abuse those children as well with no shame!

    December 13, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    What a fucking pig. Never mind her though, someone needs to slap the fuck out of her sperm donor for knocking her up over and over and over and over again! Sjw hunter, can you find out who the parents are of these little fuck monkeys and do an article to embarrass the fuck out of them for raising such trash? I bet the parents are real winners!

    They both need to be put on a judas cradle starting with her. Dirty fucking cock goblin she is! I hope someone beats the cervix out of her!

  • Pepperidge Farm Remembers
    December 13, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Remember a time before the intarwebz when people had things like ‘shame’ and ‘dignity’?

  • Satan Laughing Spreads His Wings
    December 13, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    You’re welcome, America.

  • Y
    December 13, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Her boyfriend obviously rocks Bulls t-shirts!

  • Alex DeLarge
    December 13, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    It’s about time we have state mandated retroactive abortions. This ratchet should step up to the line and be first .

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