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Meatfolds Moses Throws Drink At And Spits On Amherst Dunkins Employee As Emasculated Boyfriend Attempts To Calm Her Down


A lot of people are fired up about protesting, racism, and/or coronavirus. I yearn for the simpler days when a crazy bitch lost her cotton picking mind over an iced coffee, which is exactly what happened in Amherst over the weekend.

And that is why they don’t let women drive in Saudi Arabia.

This video is also why I never even considered getting a job in the service industry. Because you have to deal with people, and people by definition suck. Then again, this is who Dunkins caters to – raging fupasloths in leggings who yell “I want my fucking money back,” “I didn’t get my fucking coffee,” “Tell me your fucking name,” and “You’re a piece of shit BITCH!!!” when they put the wrong amount of cream and sugar in your overpriced “coffee” that’s 95% ice.

I think we can all agree that the big loser here was this guy.


You can tell this is not the first dumpster fire Meatfolds Moses has ignited that he then had to put out. If I heard right he said to the employee, “Bro, I just did five years.” If that’s the case, and I were him, I’d be finding the fastest way to violate my probation as possible. Anything to get away from that cheesehog.

I’m still not sure what she’s angry about. The people serving her told her they would make whatever she wanted, but she wasn’t having that. Instead she gronked the large iced coffee they gave her.

Then she appears to have spit in their face after navigating her loose honches through the window.

Of course she’s driving barefoot too, because….fuck shoes.

Then out of nowhere she does a fire in the hole and threw a red drink inside at the Dunkins employee.

And finally she really lost her mind when the employee had the audacity to fight back and throw a coffee back at her.

With the straw.

She totally deserved it though. These people don’t make enough money to put up with that shit.

Of course this broad was just born to be crazy when her parents named her Cheyanne. There’s only two things you can be if you’re named Cheyanne – a crazy bitch, or a stripper. And that chick couldn’t get hired to work the day shift at Sweaty Betty’s.

Some people claimed that the woman in the video was a chick named Cheyenne from West Springfield, but according to the license plate it’s Cheyanne Wilson from Dudley.

Can’t find her on Facebook or on the Google machine, so if you have any pics of her feel free to send them over. Email turtleboysports@gmail.com or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.



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47 Comment(s)
  • modernity has failed us
    August 21, 2020 at 1:52 am

    Found a LinkedIn profile for a Cheyanne Wilson working in Northborough. Claims to work in a pharmacy as a manager; I pity those who have this grotesque beast to work for if it’s the correct one.

  • MegMoe
    June 5, 2020 at 3:25 am

    Just because Walmart sells tanks and leggings in 3xl does not mean its ok to be for 3xl women to wear leggings and tanks. If your larger than a medium do everyone a favor and please cover the fuck up.

    • Skip
      June 27, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      I believe the person that created yoga pants/leggings got in trouble for making this same point a few years ago.

  • Save the oceans
    June 2, 2020 at 9:29 am

    That straw could get caught in a turtles nose,hope it’s paper.

  • insecure little boys
    June 1, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    You men treat all women like menstruating hogs and we should be forced to drink tea and sew quilts. I’m here to tell you we can do whatever we want with our vaginas and fuck anybody we want and we’ll fuck your brother and best friend if we want to and they will never tell you because men are weak and our pussy is that good!!! We will yell at anybody and if you throw shit at us we throw it right back we don’t take orders from you. If it weren’t for women there wouldn’t be any men we have the power to create humans men only have the power to destroy and hate. Anything men can do women can do better. Castrate the patriarchy!!!!

    • Guinea Geisha
      June 1, 2020 at 11:19 pm

      Can I buy you a hysterectomy tutz?

      • Silencio DoGood
        June 1, 2020 at 11:30 pm

        she just needs a nice tea party with all of her gal pals to remember her feminine side, and charms befitting a mature woman.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 2, 2020 at 3:43 am

      Thanks for the comment, love.

      Now put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

    • You'reASkank
      June 6, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      I have no doubt you are a fat piece of Lard Shit Skank, the only time you can get fucked by a guy is when he is unconscious from a drug induced comma. Any sober person would not be able to get past the stench from your dirty nasty cunt that hasn’t been cleaned for the past several months. I won’t go into detail how fucking fat and ugly you are because you along with many others already know it. You think you can do better than men let me tell you something, first you have put down that dozen of donuts you’re snacking on and attempt to get your 325lb. lard ass off the couch. Secondly, all of the man things you claim you can do better is because men have made life so much easier for you nasty cunts that now you think you can do it better. When the real shit hits the fan the first thing you will do is call a man, of course if you can find one. I know there are some fucked up guys (they are not men) that will go down on anything doesn’t matter how nasty it is, yes I’m sure you would be one of them because that’s all you can get. In closing I would say Suck My Cock you nasty bitch, but I don’t want you anywhere near my cock it would catch one of the diseases you carry around you fat ass lazy bitch.

  • Trough Hogaccino
    June 1, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Shy Anne? More like Fat Fuck Freddie

  • Silencio DoGood
    June 1, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    women should not be allowed to drink coffee. they were better off and more refined when they had tea parties and spoke of quilting and such. coffee makes a demon out of every woman who has ever injected a cuppa in a sidewalk cage.

    • Guinea Geisha
      June 1, 2020 at 9:48 pm

      Awwwe. You so sweet with your little love poems. Geisha don’t drink coffee. But I might eat K-Cups suppositorily. Maybe. Where you at ninja? Geisha awaits more love literature in her inbox. You’ll find all my digits in last night’s last reply. If you read it love muffin.

      • Silencio DoGood
        June 1, 2020 at 11:01 pm

        you boggle my mind with an unraveling of the alphabet, but, i’ve no mail to speak of, lovely Geisha’s of the arts, painted on black velvet with your missing comments, dig? i got here early, looked for you and found my license from Africa. go figure, your figure, lithe, lissome or sonsy to go, i’ll be looking around.

        • Guinea Geisha
          June 1, 2020 at 11:41 pm

          The Geisha’s very best captain obvious effort: st***stales@gmail.com. Part of my first name fills in the blanks. The little part.

          • Silencio DoGood
            June 2, 2020 at 2:51 am

            you do know my gmail is on my Face, yes? the hunt continues nonetheless, with wild game ahead.

  • The Rav 4 windshield
    June 1, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    You should have seen it from my angle! Let’s just say she was not too pleased when that ice coffee opened up all over the car.

    • MJ
      June 1, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      I would’ve loved to have seen that fat fucking pigs reaction in person. I didn’t see them throw the coffee all over her lard ass while watching the video but I’m so glad they did. It’s always the fat bitches who can’t control themselves…their weight or anger. I feel bad for the boyfriend but wtf is he doing with a psycho cheesehog like that, I bet she stinks

  • Snarky Pete
    June 1, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Another Revere Cop…

  • Save us all
    June 1, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    She’s a “caregiver” check out her LinkedIn.

  • Guinea Geisha
    June 1, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    A wise song once said… “beat her with a rake”.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 1, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Fat mudshark with a filthy mouth.

  • Michaelangelo's Nut Sack
    June 1, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    The boyfriend is eighty billion times more mature and civil than the Sasquatch he is currently mounting. Let’s wish him well in his parole. Other than fleeing from this loathsome beast, he should at least be wearing a condom.

    She is gross.

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    June 1, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Broads like this come in all colors. For the most part they are fat, but this is Massachusetts so that’s normal.

    Cheyanne makes me want to cut my dick off. And I’m a Hadassah and Maude fan.

  • Female Rage is out of the Cage
    June 1, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Cheyanne Wilson is a big fat insane woman she’s out of her f*cking mind. She could easily be charged with disorderly conduct and more.

    Women’s inner violence and madness is on display all over social media and mobile phones. How many women with good jobs and lives have come out to say they want you to suffer and die and be denied medical treatment if you disagree with them on the lockdown?

    Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

  • Woodsman
    June 1, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Should have thrown straight black coffee at the fat cunt cause even though she likes the cream.
    She gut a big truck to carry only the retarded homies crotch fruit and welfare bought groceries.

  • Mudsharks are nasty
    June 1, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    She probably has AIDS from fucking so many basketball-Americans.

  • Big girls=equal huge panties
    June 1, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Big thick women are all the rage now,said no sane person

  • randiguy2006
    June 1, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Is she white or black?

    I have to know so I use the right insults.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 1, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Pig bitch! I’ve missed the Pig Bitch stories man. This is what happens when there’s not even enough left on the old EBT card, no coffee for you Miss Piggy! Oink! Oink! Oink!

  • His name is
    June 1, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Go fuck yourself ma’am. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon

  • Dwight Schrute
    June 1, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Jokes on you, they make you clean it up after fire in the hole.

  • The Common Man
    June 1, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Couldn’t disagree with UT more. The BF is just trying to calm the situation, what’s he supposed to do? Sit there?

    On a side note, she loses her mind when that ice coffee comes in the car lol

    • Sorry you had no real walls
      June 1, 2020 at 4:34 pm

      Well if he’s fresh off a 5 year stint best bet is not fuck the bitchest fat retard white bitch in town. I didn’t like how tb stereotyped Voke grads for while but then I remembered that every white south high grad thought they model for Abercrombie and bitch. they where jealous of the schools in worcester that had grads who might actually contribute to society.

  • Dr. John
    June 1, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Another BFF (big fat fuck)

  • hartf811
    Dis hous
    June 1, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    IN the pandemic of 1917-1920 some people killed themselves after lockdown was lifted. Just a suggestion.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    June 1, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    I’m ready to snap . Up here homies shooting at police’ looting etc. we need a proud boys rally

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 1, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    I would love to watch this swamp donkey get tazed multiple times during one of these meltdowns.
    Fookin skank

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    June 1, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    When she stuck her face in the window I truly wish she would’ve been punched.

  • Fuck Pig
    June 1, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Another fat womans, angry because she fat, blubbery and repulsive and can only get boyfriends through prison pen-pals.

  • They’re both gay
    June 1, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    She is clearly confused about her sexuality and is lashing out. If her man did 5 years then likely he’s gay too, especially if he did his sentence at Northampton

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 1, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Gross fat chick with a colored boyfriend who speaks only in ebonics. Shocking!

    • Moe Greene
      June 1, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Number of sugars in that ice coffee over/under:

      Over 13
      Under 10

      • Snarky Pete
        June 1, 2020 at 6:46 pm

        But with skim milk because she’s watching her calories…

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          June 1, 2020 at 10:32 pm

          “I’d like a low-fat blueberry muffin with extra butter.”

          -Legitimately heard while in line in a Beverly Dunks many, many moons ago.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 1, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Pay no attention to the imposter below. Every few weeks, one of the rare hispanics that can read sees my name and gets triggered. It’s flattering but try to do better than “would”

  • No Reparations EVER
    June 1, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    It was sickening watching the government sanctioned purge on white America last night.
    Its time for men of good moral character to join together and put this feral beast uprising down.

  • Spic Tormentor
    June 1, 2020 at 1:51 pm


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