A lot of people are fired up about protesting, racism, and/or coronavirus. I yearn for the simpler days when a crazy bitch lost her cotton picking mind over an iced coffee, which is exactly what happened in Amherst over the weekend.
And that is why they don’t let women drive in Saudi Arabia.
This video is also why I never even considered getting a job in the service industry. Because you have to deal with people, and people by definition suck. Then again, this is who Dunkins caters to – raging fupasloths in leggings who yell “I want my fucking money back,” “I didn’t get my fucking coffee,” “Tell me your fucking name,” and “You’re a piece of shit BITCH!!!” when they put the wrong amount of cream and sugar in your overpriced “coffee” that’s 95% ice.
I think we can all agree that the big loser here was this guy.
You can tell this is not the first dumpster fire Meatfolds Moses has ignited that he then had to put out. If I heard right he said to the employee, “Bro, I just did five years.” If that’s the case, and I were him, I’d be finding the fastest way to violate my probation as possible. Anything to get away from that cheesehog.
I’m still not sure what she’s angry about. The people serving her told her they would make whatever she wanted, but she wasn’t having that. Instead she gronked the large iced coffee they gave her.
Then she appears to have spit in their face after navigating her loose honches through the window.
Of course she’s driving barefoot too, because….fuck shoes.
Then out of nowhere she does a fire in the hole and threw a red drink inside at the Dunkins employee.
And finally she really lost her mind when the employee had the audacity to fight back and throw a coffee back at her.
With the straw.
She totally deserved it though. These people don’t make enough money to put up with that shit.
Of course this broad was just born to be crazy when her parents named her Cheyanne. There’s only two things you can be if you’re named Cheyanne – a crazy bitch, or a stripper. And that chick couldn’t get hired to work the day shift at Sweaty Betty’s.
Some people claimed that the woman in the video was a chick named Cheyenne from West Springfield, but according to the license plate it’s Cheyanne Wilson from Dudley.
Can’t find her on Facebook or on the Google machine, so if you have any pics of her feel free to send them over. Email [email protected] or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.
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