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Medford BLT-123 And Other Woke White SJWs Try To Cancel Racist Charity Jail Day 5K For Schools Because Dressing Up As Prisoners Is Harmful To The Black Community

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Every year the Kiwani’s Club in Medford puts on a 5k to raise money for the Medford school system. It’s a good cause and usually gets a great turnout. The premise is that some people choose to dress as prisoners, and others dress as cops, and by raising money you are bailing them out of jail. Everyone seems to enjoy themselves and the Kiwani’s donate all the money directly back to the schools.

What’s not to like, right?

Well, the Kiwani’s may have good intentions, but they forgot to check their privilege first…..

Uh-oh, I see where this one is going. Jail, in and of itself, is offensive. This is what we’re dealing with here:

So we all know what she’s about just by looking at her. Because the biggest lie your teachers and parents ever told you is that you can’t judge a book by its cover. The cover is literally the most accurate and important part of the book. And this woman’s face just screams, “I am here to check your privilege in order to try to impress people of color.”

Let’s see where they go with this one….

Sounds fun, right?

Nope. Turns out it’s just part of the pre-prison industrial complex. That’s a thing now I guess. And if you think this is a light hearted event, well, you’re wrong. Because all these people who are NOT going to the event say so. Obviously Drew Merrill, a member of the BLT-123 community, knows a lot about the plight of the African-American community, and can speak on behalf of them:

And as Rachel Tanenhaus points out, only white people find jail amusing. As you can imagine, she will NOT be attending the 5K.

Shocking, I know.

Nevertheless, the only people who can speak on behalf of the African-American community in Medford are white social justice warriors like this. Black people would never participate in this racist event.


Finally someone  who actually was a person of color chimed in with her thoughts about how racist the event is….

Oh wait, she likes it. Turns out white uber-liberals don’t actually speak for all minorities. But the fact that they’re attempting to is totally NOT racist of them.

Oh wait, yes it is. As usual the biggest racists in the room are ALWAYS the white guilt laden SJWs who cripple people of color with the curse of lowered expectations.

Next up was Jello Kathleen:

Stupid wypipo!!

Bunch of white people think getting arrested is something to satirize? Fuck outta here!! Black people would NEVER attend this event.


Shockingly she’s not a fan of police officers…

Everyone’s racist except for the chick who speaks on behalf of black people who never asked her to speak on their behalf!!

SJWs love to tell us that people of color need to be listened to. That their experiences should always be taken at face value, and that white people need to check their privilege and let them speak. But evidently that only applies to people of color who say what white SJWs want them to say. Cheryl, the lone minority in the the conversation and an elected official, was told by Woke Jello that she was “anti-community” for participating in this racist event:

Yea, didn’t you get the memo? She worked for two year’s at the DA’s office, and now she runs “major arts events” all over the COUNTRY!! She’s a God Damn white, American hero. And she will not be spoken to like that by someone with a last name that ends in Z. Mindy appreciates you silencing this woman of color, who dared to speak out in favor of a community event you’ve never attended though Jello.


Dragqueef Drew was next in line to lecture poor Cheryl about her lack of wokeness…..

“I’m asking you to paint yourself as a victim rather than listen to why people might have a visceral and hostile reaction to this?”

Yea Cheryl, why aren’t you listening to the white BLT-123 here?

Zey’s the one who should be lecturing you about race relations. Obviously nonbinary noodlestick knows more about what it’s like to be a person of color than you do.

They’ve evidently begun a letter writing campaign and want the city to cancel the event. Normally I’d just laugh at them, but Medford has the stink of Cambridge and Somerville on it. This is a city that just a couple weeks ago changed a polling place from the VFW because of a controversial banner stating “All Lives Matter” they chose to hang up.

The Medford VFW will no longer be the polling location for Ward 8, Precinct 2 due to its “All Lives Matter” banner, the city council decided this week. The council voted unanimously Tuesday to move the polling place from the VFW to the senior center, where Ward 8, Precinct 1 votes, according to the Medford Transcript. The NAACP recently renewed calls to remove the sign ahead of the upcoming 2018 election. In a letter to city officials dated Aug. 13, Mystic Valley NAACP President Zane Crute wrote that the organization believes the banner constitutes a political sign and is inappropriate for a polling place.

“The All Lives Matter slogan has been used as a way to attempt to silence and refute the Black Lives Matter movement,” Crute wrote. “Moreover, All Lives Matter turns a blind eye to the epidemic of police brutality and lack of legal accountability for the police officers across the United States who have repeatedly used lethal force in non-life-threatening situations against communities of color.”

The letter asked that the banner be “covered or taken down” on Election Day or the polling location be moved.

This is not The Onion. In real life, a City Council unanimously voted to punish a veteran’s hall for a banner that said that every human being’s life has value. Because veterans fight in wars, and on the battle field all people are treated the same regardless of color. And when America goes to war in places like Iraq and Afghanistan we are doing so in a sometimes failed attempt to improve the lives of brown people who practice Islam. And even though black lives matter is literally encompassed inside of the phrase all lives matter, the phrase is still racist.

So ya never know in Medford. I’d like to think that the City Council wouldn’t take Jello and BLT-123 too seriously. But based on their recent actions nothing would surprise me. They’ve already targeted a veteran’s hall, why not go after the public schools next?

22 Comment(s)
  • Milodog
    September 12, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Read this twice..pretty certain Mindy has a massive untamed bush. 

  • Freak Merrill Hater
    September 12, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    Drew Merrill is such an opinionated cocksucking tranny! Always fucking blasting others on their beliefs / opinions! I love that he got called out publicly for being such a douchebag! I used to work with this piece of shit when he was actually a male. Holy shit I never saw this coming. Fucking confused piece of dog shit! Make up your fucking mind already! How about stick with what the fuck you were born with you fucking tranny, loud mouth, cross-dressing, drag queen, faggot!

  • itsjustme
    September 12, 2018 at 9:21 am

    My daughter’s elementary school has a festival every year to raise money, they have games, cake walks, raffles, yard sale, but the biggest hit with the kids is they have a jail and a sheriff and you can pay him some tickets to “arrest” whoever you want him to. After you’re arrested you have to stay in jail for five minutes or you can bail yourself out with tickets. The kids love seeing their friends, their parents, teachers, principal behind the bars (set up in the middle of the gym) of the jail.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Poor Drew
    September 11, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Poor little Drew !
    This little fanook can’t even figure out what he/she/they/them/ it is ?
    Yet, we are supposed to take anything this guy/girl/whatever- the-fuck , thinks ?
    Go file your nails and pluck your eyesbrows sweetie, and leave social commentary to the adults.

  • Drew Merrill
    September 11, 2018 at 10:23 am

    She-male, he-she, shim , “is it a he or a she,” Does the smell of shit get it hard & horney, I hope the taxpayers won’t be paying for its “queer change surgery”.

  • Laughing At all that makeup
    September 11, 2018 at 9:53 am

    After seeing the pictures, how can you even take anything it says seriously? Omg all that makeup. The fat chick is just upset because she would be standing in the cell all day because let’s be honest who would bail her out.

  • Proof that Wwy isn’t real
    September 11, 2018 at 9:45 am

    S/He misses all of the low hanging fruit 

  • Vinnie Baggadonits
    September 11, 2018 at 9:44 am

    Historical note: This event has been going on since the Dark Ages (e.g., the 1970s). As a bellbottom patchwork pants-wearer of impressionable pre-kindergarten age, I WAS APPREHENDED AND THROWN IN ONE OF THESE JAILS AND NOW I AM FUCKING TRIGGERED!

    Oh how I weep for thee, Medford. They paved the Meadow Glen drive in and put up a Wegman’s. Are there any guineas left in town?

  • Rockets Redglare
    September 11, 2018 at 9:22 am

    The pride of Calichusetts…

  • Art
    September 11, 2018 at 7:25 am

    If you want a good laugh, check out Drew Merrill’s FB page. The typical queer bastard is enjoying the Turtleboy expose and even posted it on his page.
    How would you like to have that faggot living next to you? He’s everything you’d hate to be! I’d love to boot him right in the fucking head!

  • BucketNutz
    September 11, 2018 at 7:23 am

    Medford, Somerville, Arlington (etc) have never been the same since Cambridge eliminated rent control & allowed homeowners to reclaim their properties..
    All the Bohemians who were squatting in nice apartments near Harvard square were finally forced to pay more than $125/month for a 4 bedroom apartment with 2 fireplaces, that they had been destroying for years.
    They all migrated out to Somerville, Medford, etc……now we see the results!
    Parasites….buy hey, when you have posers like Curtatone & Capuano around, you’ll have these people in charge eventually (how’s that SJW posing working out for you now Mikey?)

  • MrSmiley
    September 11, 2018 at 6:56 am

    Fucking HATE sjw/leftists.

  • whatevuh
    September 11, 2018 at 6:54 am

    I don’t discriminate, I hate them all equally

  • Clitty Litter
    September 11, 2018 at 6:48 am

    I’ll bet it runs like a girl, so……

  • Kim Un Jong
    September 11, 2018 at 5:08 am

    What a bunch of ugly freaks. These are the same as the ones who used to go into barrooms with axes smashing things because they disapproved of others behavior.

  • Turtleboy Dumbasses
    September 11, 2018 at 1:08 am

    Cheryl is a fucking white person you idiots.

  • Steve
    September 11, 2018 at 1:06 am

    sad that city/town governments give in so easily to such bullshit. stand up for what basically is common fucking sense you spineless assholes!!

  • Kent Brockmann
    September 10, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Odd that Drew the transtesticle can be so cocksure(?) about racial beliefs when it can’t even decide what gender it is.

    Calculus is confusing, gender shouldn’t be.

  • 2wEntEe
    September 10, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    That transgender freak show is way scarier to black people than any fundraiser could ever be

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 10, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    What the Fuck is a Drew Merril????? That freaks Starfish was stretched so far it blackened his eyes……….. prison would be a reward for this fucked up 1/2 tranny.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 10, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    That fat fuck Rachael couldn’t run 5 fucking feet……… whose gonna pull the thunder thigh dents outta the roof of that Jeep???? Disgusting POS!!!!

    • Fred Knessl
      September 10, 2018 at 11:28 pm

      Well Rachel has gotten herself a nice cushy job as Executive Director for the Cambridge Comision for Persons with Disabilities. Sure would be a shame to see her lose that job for being a racist cunt.
      Just sayin’…

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