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Medford Meth Maggots YouTube Video Rebuttal Of Blog On Dr. Phil Appearance Is Hot Fire, Claim They Didn’t Starve Daughter Because Autism Makes Her Picky And Forget How To Potty

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This weekend we published this blog about a couple Medford Meth Maggots who went on Dr. Phil assuming they were celebrities, only to find out they were being publicly shamed for abandoning their 6 year old daughter, who wasn’t potty trained, missed 70 days of school, only weighed only 37 pounds, and wanted her to live with them in the shelter on meth mile.

Well Nick Lynch, the guy who went to jail for choking out his baby momma’s mother, has responded by releasing this Youtube video.

“Apparently he’s this Facebook thing, so he’s Facebook famous, which is the thing nowadays. I guess it’s cool to be Facebook famous. I’m actually happy about it because it only promotes my videos which gets the truth out there.”

He’s also challenged Uncle Turtleboy to a boxing match, which I would obviously need front row tickets for. Oh, and he’s defending his honor all over our page.

Turns out we made a mistake when we said that her daughter was 6 (which she was when they abandoned her) because her daughter is now 8.

“Yo son, we abandoned our seed for two years now, not 6 months. Get it right!!”

And since the daughter is finally going to school and eating food again they naturally want this to come to an end.

The potty training thing was fake news too. Turns out they potty trained her, but because the girl is autistic (ratchets always blame autism without having any idea what autism is) she forgot how to pee in the potty when her aunt “kidnapped” her. Oh, and the fact that she only weighs 37 pounds was also because of her autism.

It’s not like they neglected her. The kid is just picky, so instead of getting their daughter the food she needed they elected to starve her instead. This certainly clears things up.

The question is, will he buy I Am Turtleboy?

Sadly Amazon does not accept food stamps or fraudulent SSDI checks.

Fight him Uncle Turtleboy!! If not I’m sure both Nick and Danielle would be welcomed on Turtleboy Live this coming weekend.

9 Comment(s)
    May 4, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    I personally know nick (was with him EVERYDAY for 2+ years) & have hung with Danielle briefly! I can say that he is a scumbag who doesn’t work, sits at home playing video games, ordering shit off danielles mother credit card, while his girl works! He thinks he’s this big drug dealer but is on the methadone clinic & has a Dominican dealer cuff him bags to sell for him but doesn’t make a profit because he shoots it all in his arm! Than he told me & others that he’d sneak this younger girl in his place (which is Danielle‘s parents house) he than was watching his daughter! The daughter was only I think 4-6 years old, so nick told me when the girl came over he ate her out & fked her on the kitchen table while the little daughter watched!!! The girl would do him for a bag of dope..SMH & turned out that she was telling Medford police everything she knew & he still fled her after knowing that!! He cheats on her so much that Danielle got off the Suboxone clinic & switched to the methadone because she didn’t trust him anymore to go alone! Nick also hits women, I know because he did it to me for no reason sucker punched me 3+ times and ran like a bitch!! He thinks he’s a rapper, wants to be black so bad, isn’t “BIG LYNCH” at all (Irish cursed) , told me his only in a relationship with Danielle because her family has money & she’s his sugar momma or WAS!! First time I seen his girl he lied to me and told me the girl was Danielle’s sister, found out it was her! He shows off nude picks of her , along with the other women who send him shit that he’s cheating on his GF with! He will show her body ONLY & show me old pics from when she was a patriots cheerleader, nick is closer in age his GFs son, he’s a hobo-sexual (in a relationship because you are homeless), his own family don’t fuck with him & niether do her parents! Her parents kicked them out & the autistic daughter, they had to go into a shelter to get housing the last I heard of them!! They are both gross & deserve eachother

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    November 13, 2018 at 12:23 am

    THIS is a safe place to piss.

  • FACKS!!
    November 12, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    1.) He shouldn’t be telling anyone to fix their gargoyle nose when his baby mama looks like the crypt keeper.

    2.) The peasant insult *ABSOLUTELY* doesn’t work when YOU are the one living in a homeless shelter on meth mile!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 13, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      Get your FACKS straight! It was “peasent”, nothing like peasant. LOL

      I wonder if there will be a deformation lawsuit from this peasent Nick.

  • M Dubz All Day.
    November 12, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Much couldn’t fight his way out of a wet bag of puke. Mercer could and never will. He is one of the bravest people on Earth though. Anyone who can go bear that wrinkled ugly douchebag is clearly tough as nails. He had a group of friends when he was younger that are the epitome of losers. Such losers that they all had to move away. At least those of them tat aren’t dead or in jail

    • Glitter_Fart
      November 20, 2018 at 7:39 pm

      M Dubs… Don’t make me laugh. You’re just a bunch of privileged white boys.

  • Scott
    November 12, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    “Theah’s only one Dunkin Donuts in LA. It’s wickkid crazy”

    Mass. really is the nation’s punchline.

  • Amy Marks
    Amy Marks
    November 12, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    With people like this, nothing is ever their fault. Always the victim.

  • warpedhead
    November 12, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    Notice in his video he has the sniffles, meth sniffles….:)))))

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