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This weekend we published this blog about a couple Medford Meth Maggots who went on Dr. Phil assuming they were celebrities, only to find out they were being publicly shamed for abandoning their 6 year old daughter, who wasn’t potty trained, missed 70 days of school, only weighed only 37 pounds, and wanted her to live with them in the shelter on meth mile.
Well Nick Lynch, the guy who went to jail for choking out his baby momma’s mother, has responded by releasing this Youtube video.
“Apparently he’s this Facebook thing, so he’s Facebook famous, which is the thing nowadays. I guess it’s cool to be Facebook famous. I’m actually happy about it because it only promotes my videos which gets the truth out there.”
He’s also challenged Uncle Turtleboy to a boxing match, which I would obviously need front row tickets for. Oh, and he’s defending his honor all over our page.
Turns out we made a mistake when we said that her daughter was 6 (which she was when they abandoned her) because her daughter is now 8.
“Yo son, we abandoned our seed for two years now, not 6 months. Get it right!!”
And since the daughter is finally going to school and eating food again they naturally want this to come to an end.
The potty training thing was fake news too. Turns out they potty trained her, but because the girl is autistic (ratchets always blame autism without having any idea what autism is) she forgot how to pee in the potty when her aunt “kidnapped” her. Oh, and the fact that she only weighs 37 pounds was also because of her autism.
It’s not like they neglected her. The kid is just picky, so instead of getting their daughter the food she needed they elected to starve her instead. This certainly clears things up.
The question is, will he buy I Am Turtleboy?
Sadly Amazon does not accept food stamps or fraudulent SSDI checks.
Fight him Uncle Turtleboy!! If not I’m sure both Nick and Danielle would be welcomed on Turtleboy Live this coming weekend.