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Medford Mom Makes Up Lie About About Man Trying To Run Her Off Of Route 3 Lowell Connector To Inject Her With Drugs And Rape Her, Hundreds Of Idiots Blindly Share It

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As if we didn’t have enough stories about traumatic things that never happened that go viral on Facebook anyway…..

Just to recap here. She was on Route 3 headed to Lowell. A highly trafficked highway in the middle of broad daylight. A car on the right hand side of her would not let her get into the right hand lane. A cop then pulls her over as a precaution so that the unmarked cop car can pull over the car that wouldn’t let her in, which was driven by a rapist with warrants who was planning on injecting her with something and having his way with her.

I’ll take things that never happened for $400 please Alex!!

Let’s start with the fact that if you someone was trying to rape you they wouldn’t prevent you from leaving the passing lane. Because that makes no sense at all. How are they going to inject you with a sedative if you keep driving? They’d more than likely try to get you onto the side of the road, and they wouldn’t do it in Billerica on a busy three lane highway at 2 PM.

Nevertheless, someone posted it on Facebook so it’s gotten hundreds of shares and the pumpkin spice mafia is freaking the fuck out….

 Randy here was skeptical at first and needed to be convinced that he was not being duped….

“I’ve been fooled a bunch of times with fake Facebook stories like this, so could you show me that this is in fact real?”

“It’s real.”

“Sold.”

It might seem like a harmless lie, but this is the kind of shit that gets people worried for no reason. Next thing you know the guy next to some BWC (basic white chick) will be traveling the same speed as her for 15 seconds and they’ll remember this post, freak out and call the cops on some innocent dude. It’s amazing how many people out there lie for basically no reason except for attention. What’s even more remarkable is how many people blindly believe it. I mean, this one doesn’t even remotely pass the smell test. But once again, we’re the bad guys for pointing this out I suppose.

11 Comment(s)
  • ummm??
    September 4, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    how does she know that the supposed guy was a rapist that also had warrants but not know if he was arrested or not???… and if u have warrants doesnt that get you arrested automatically??

  • Fake News
    September 4, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Exactly! Who would be that desperate to want to even think of a sex crime!? FAKE NEWS AGAIN!!

  • facebook is for retards
    September 4, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    Route 3 nb or sb at that time of day on a wednesday, Aug 29 was a wednesday, is not that busy where you would have trouble moving over 2 lanes to merge on to the connector. I drive that road almost daily around that time. If you have trouble merging at that time of day, then you are a fucking retarded brain dead motherfucker who shouldn’t have a license. The horniest man on earth would not be able to get sexually excited to fuck that thing. This thing needs to be placed in a mental ward permanently. I can’t believe how gullible most people are. Fucking embarrassing

  • TJB
    September 3, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    The cops shouldn’t have much trouble finding the alleged ‘rapist’.
    If he was after that old bag of gefilte fish; he must be blind.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    September 3, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I was ready to call bullshit until I saw what a fine foxy mama she is and felt tingly in my loin and groin. Yea, this is one you risk it all for, said no one ever…

  • Nope.. didn't happen
    September 3, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Low Self-Esteem, Attention Whore.

  • Ucking Fugly
    September 3, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    Ma’mm you don’t need to worry about a rapist or rape or sexual assault. The rapists and perverts aren’t interested in you, I hope that places your mind at ease now move along.

  • For real
    September 3, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Another reason this is fake… out of all the women drivers out there and this supposed fake rapist would pick that fugly old bag out of them all?! No fucking way! No one would touch that thing with a 50’ pole!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 3, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Rape? Wishful thinking on her part. Bill Cosby wouldn’t touch her.

    • William Jefferson Pornhub
      September 3, 2018 at 3:07 pm

      At least not without drinking one of his own cocktails first.

      Wonder if she’s just thirsty for attention or actually believes it’s OK to lie if she thinks an internet warning “Could have happened so it’s important to get the message out”. An exercise for the reader, either she’s a liar or just brainless.

      • Judge dread
        September 3, 2018 at 3:26 pm

        Both brainless and a lair.

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