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As if we didn’t have enough stories about traumatic things that never happened that go viral on Facebook anyway…..
Just to recap here. She was on Route 3 headed to Lowell. A highly trafficked highway in the middle of broad daylight. A car on the right hand side of her would not let her get into the right hand lane. A cop then pulls her over as a precaution so that the unmarked cop car can pull over the car that wouldn’t let her in, which was driven by a rapist with warrants who was planning on injecting her with something and having his way with her.
I’ll take things that never happened for $400 please Alex!!
Let’s start with the fact that if you someone was trying to rape you they wouldn’t prevent you from leaving the passing lane. Because that makes no sense at all. How are they going to inject you with a sedative if you keep driving? They’d more than likely try to get you onto the side of the road, and they wouldn’t do it in Billerica on a busy three lane highway at 2 PM.
Nevertheless, someone posted it on Facebook so it’s gotten hundreds of shares and the pumpkin spice mafia is freaking the fuck out….
Randy here was skeptical at first and needed to be convinced that he was not being duped….
“I’ve been fooled a bunch of times with fake Facebook stories like this, so could you show me that this is in fact real?”
It might seem like a harmless lie, but this is the kind of shit that gets people worried for no reason. Next thing you know the guy next to some BWC (basic white chick) will be traveling the same speed as her for 15 seconds and they’ll remember this post, freak out and call the cops on some innocent dude. It’s amazing how many people out there lie for basically no reason except for attention. What’s even more remarkable is how many people blindly believe it. I mean, this one doesn’t even remotely pass the smell test. But once again, we’re the bad guys for pointing this out I suppose.