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Medford Muffpuppet White Supremacist Starts $500 Fundraiser After Scooter Gets Stolen, Previously Blamed Grieving Mother After He Misspelled “Were” On Tattoo For Deceased Child


A turtle rider sent us a hot tip on a grown man who started a $500 Facebook GoFundMe because he couldn’t keep track of his scooter.

Here’s an idea – don’t leave your scooter in a place it can be stolen. And if it does get stolen, just buy a new one. Ya know, because you’re an adult.

If this Muffpuppet’s name rings a bell it’s because he’s a tattoo gypsy white supremacist was featured in Turtleboy two years ago for misspelling “were” on a woman’s remembrance tattoo for her deceased child.

And instead of correcting the error he blamed the grieving mother for spelling it wrong in the first place.

Da fuq do you people think he is? Microsoft Word? He doesn’t self-correct your mistakes.

According to him though he’s “on top of the food chain” because he’s white, and shockingly believes the Jews have been imposing lies on society for years.

That’s not good for business.

If he’s really desperate for donations for his new scooter perhaps he should hit up his old white pride bros.

As you can see by the by the canteen fund and girly drinks, being white is certainly paying dividends.

I mean, I kind of want to donate because he’s totally earned it. It’s not like on top of being openly racist he also once beat the shit out of tried to kill a guy on the Blue Line for asking him to put out his cigarette on the train:

A Medford man and his Winthrop girlfriend were arraigned today on charges of armed assault with intent to murder for a March 24 incident on the Blue Line that left a rider unconscious and with serious injuries that might have been even worse if the man had managed to get access to his knife, the Suffolk County District Attorney’s office reports.

According to prosecutors, Paul Mucci, 48, became enraged that morning when another rider on an outbound Blue Line train told him to extinguish the cigarette he’d lit just past Revere Beach. Mucci allegedly head-butted the man, then kicked and punched him repeatedly as he tried to get the knife he had clipped to the back of his belt:

“I’m going to kill you,” Mucci allegedly shouted.

[Girlfriend Paula] Howard allegedly yelled to Mucci, “Undo the buckle” in an effort to assist him in retrieving the weapon. Witnesses said she was “coaching” Mucci to stab the victim.

A female passenger saw the knife, jumped on Mucci’s back, and disarmed him. That woman later gave the knife to an MBTA inspector after the duo fled the train at Wonderland Station.

The victim of the assault lost consciousness and suffered serious injuries to his face and left hand. He was transported by ambulance to Massachusetts General Hospital.

Chelsea District Court Judge Benjamin Barnes set bail at $3,000 for Mucci and $150 for Howard, and ordered them to stay away from the victim. Prosecutors had asked for bail of $25,000 for Mucci, who has a ten-page rap sheet with convictions for, among other things, assault and battery.

Maybe I should donate to his scooter fund. I’d hate to see him riding the blue line again. He literally tried to kill a guy with his crackmuppet girlfriend for the unforgivable crime of asking him to put out his cigarette.

On second thought it’s gonna have to be a hard pass on that one Muffpuppet. I’ll let my friends know to call you if they ever want to get blamed when you misspell a memorial tattoo for a dead child though.



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20 Comment(s)
  • Turdchomper
    June 6, 2019 at 6:36 am

    “Where being disciminated against”…did the mommy tell him to spell it in his post that way too? Fucking ree ree.

  • Greg
    June 5, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    “Your talking to the wrong person…”

    Yeah, I think we know who’s responsible for the misspelling.

  • Mr. Bubba
    June 5, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    30 years experience in and out of Walpole State Prison. Can’t beat that!

  • killoran
    June 5, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    His scooter is worth more than some of you have in your life savings. If that doesn’t bring suicidal thoughts, it will.

    • Bret
      June 6, 2019 at 8:47 am

      Poor bitchmade little coward.
      How’s my dick taste ?
      Try Harder pocketpussy

  • Faxpayer
    June 5, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Racists are extremely unintelligent people. They just are. This guy is the average racist. Racists are a sad, lonely bunch.

    • Mussolini
      June 5, 2019 at 6:41 pm

      “Racism” is a natural response. “Racism” is why you aren’t a Muslim right now. “Racism” is why your nation isn’t African but, it will soon be because you couldn’t be “racist”.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    June 5, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    BTW, that lady in the “You’re Allowed To Do Anything You Want In This Game!” ad — with the green Egyptian-style headgear and the barely-there costume — keeps creeping me out.

    Don’t know why; she just does.

    • Meffa Pride
      June 5, 2019 at 8:58 pm

      Oh Julie, just st the fuck up

  • Walt Ostrander
    June 5, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    All whites are inherently racist. Period

    • walt cockbreath
      June 5, 2019 at 7:10 pm

      walt prefers a mouthful of BBC

  • Jack
    June 5, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Mensa material.

  • z
    June 5, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    The tattoo artist must have been eating a Milky Way.

    I wonder if anyone has any regerts?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 5, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    The Tattoo!!! LMAO! That’s great! What a fucking idiot! And the Tattoo guy too, where the fuck did he get that? Just want to make sure I never get any tats there. I screenshotted it and sent it to my wife, now she’s bustin a gut laughing too….

  • hank
    June 5, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Rejected reality TV shows he’s been rejected for:
    Orange Line Choppers; or scooters
    Medfords Got Talent?
    Jersey Shore
    The Amazing (white)Race

  • Sean Connery is Feeling Salty
    June 5, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Hey ya dumb wop, I hate to break it to you, but scooters are for the gays.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 5, 2019 at 12:19 pm

  • Mucci's Closeted Boyfriend
    June 5, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    I’ll take Disarmed by A Woman for $200 Alex.

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