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Meet Christine Krahe: Somerville Sea Squash Who Had “Panic Attack” After Getting Called Out For Leaving Dog In Hot Car For Over 30 Minutes

 

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The other day I published a blog about this Somerville Sea Squash who left her dog in a baking hot parked car for at least 30 minutes, said that she was having a panic attack when she saw the cops and ACO there, and had one of the most spectacular outfits on in New Somerville history.

Well it turns out a turtle rider actually dated her, and according to him she wears the galoshes everywhere because…..

No judgement.

We all figured she was some virtue signaling 24 year old living on her own for the first time and driving her electric Prius around Camberville whilst feeling good about herself. But as it turns out Christina Krahe is actually in her late 30’s.

Of course her name rhymes with Crazy.

She has a bunch of Facebook pages using her real name, and also another one using the name Christine Stella Harmony.

And we know it’s her because there’s no way more than one person in the world would be douchey enough to name their dog Bubble.

Singular. Just one Bubble. That might be worse than locking the dog in a hot car.

Last night on Live they debated whether or not vigilante mobs go too far by trying to shame people like the Somerville Sea Squash. I say they don’t go far enough. Dogs die from doing this every year because these pretentious princesses can’t leave them at home while they run errands. Yet they keep doing it. So our philosophy in general is that the only way to save the dogs is via public shaming. If we can make just one ratchet think twice before doing this in the future then it’s all worth it.

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Let's Dance
    June 4, 2019 at 11:14 am

    In her glam photo she looks exactly like David Bowie.

  • she's a fat pig
    June 3, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    a couple of things that don’t lie
    2 year olds and yoga pants, what a vile skank

    • minitits
      June 3, 2019 at 11:27 pm

      nice miniature titties

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 3, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    She gives me the opposite of a boner, whatever that’s called.

  • shakes
    June 3, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Shakes the Clown said it best

  • This state is whack
    June 3, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Right now. In every parking lot in the Commonwealth. There are whiny insane cunts just lurking and waiting to smash any car window that has a dog inside…. the cops are being called all the time only to tell the whiny cunts that the dogs are okay. The dog in this video was definitely okay. Definitely NOT in distress. The ACO was unprofessional (which is probably why he’s an ACO in the first place… the cops wouldn’t take him… he now runs around pontificating and pointing his little thermoter… i doubt he even used it correctly. I have a lot a doubts about this video… yes, she will likely crack her window next time, which will help. But he didn’t have to act like she’s a nazi war criminal in this situation. He’s an obese angry little man and someone needs to remind him that his job is about educating the public, not alienating them and creating a scene.

    • A O See
      June 4, 2019 at 12:46 am

      It was 90 degrees in the car, retard.

  • Mr. Dolan
    June 3, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    She is hot. I just found a new stepdaughter. What would you do?

  • Captain Trips
    June 3, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Ah yes, another Bernie supporter. The party of the mentally ill

  • Burn The Witch. Oh Shit I'm The Witch
    June 3, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    This case is not clear at all. I am a shelter volunteer and a long time dog owner and foster. I know a lot about dogs and their care. That being said, there seems nowadays to be people lurking in parking lots just looking to pounce on anyone who leaves a dog in a car. I’ve seen the mobs form in the winter for God’s sake. I’ve had an old lady confront me in a PetSmart parking lot on a 50 degree overcast day. I’m afraid to ever leave a dog in the car now, not wanting to be labeled as an abuser or end up on this site. There’s truth and abuse on both sides of this. We are living in a mob mentality society today (that’s how you guys make a living, don’t kid yourselves).

    In this case, the dog was likely OK given it was so cool. The woman comported herself well given the mob and the absolute moronic and unprofessional animal control guy. I know everyone likes to pick on personal appearance but what really was unusual or wrong with this lady? She seemed rational and was able to diffuse the situation. The cops were OK as well. So she wears Wellingtons? Does that make her a bad owner?

    • Watch the video
      June 3, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      The ACO had a temperature meter showing it was over 90 degrees in the car. I suppose Trump fiddled with the meter with Barr and Putin?

      • Mobs Suck
        June 4, 2019 at 5:59 am

        Forgive my skepticism. The MIT educated AOC and his “thermometer” held against an outside window? OK. Worth lynching this woman for I guess.

      • Non issue
        June 4, 2019 at 6:58 pm

        Do you know that a thermal camera/thermometer cannot penetrate glass due to the infrared wavelength. All of you “It must be true cause I read it on the internet” idiots that think it’s actually 90 degrees in that car need to go back to school.

        I would have loved to have educated those officials on why they had no idea what they were talking about. Sorry but this was not a situation where this dog was in distress or danger (while others certainly are). Judge this by the facts Turtleboy and not incorrect feelings. Facts don’t care about feelings

  • Def would
    June 3, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    She’s 25 lbs and an attitude adjustment away from bein smokin. Get joggin sweety. That’s a def would now, too.

    • fat pig
      June 3, 2019 at 11:23 pm

      she;s a wildabeast warpig only a faggot would stick his cock in that bitch cause she looks like a giant asshole

  • Nothing to see here
    June 3, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    She did nothing wrong. The dog was fine. The roley poley dog catcher was a cunt. Yeah, she’s a little different. But she loves her dog and the dog was perfectly okay. I’m actually glad she explained herself.

  • LANCE BOLT
    June 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    I would do her doggy style all day long baby.Ya!

  • Worry about yourself
    June 3, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    This is so stupid I take my fucken dog everywhere! Unless it’s under 45 degrees and over 85 degrees. I brink water treats and a leash to walk her inbetween time. I am never gone more than 15 min. Had her 8 years and she is fine. Get a fucken grip!

    • This Old Man Went Rolling Home
      June 3, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      Animal sob stories are red meat for the lesser bloggers/readers out there.

  • M
    June 3, 2019 at 11:25 am

    She’s quite attractive and if she did some shopping, got in shape, and lightened up the personality would be a solid 8.5-9.0 all day long.

  • Snatch n Sniff
    June 3, 2019 at 11:17 am

    It would be great to get Christine’s (781) side of the (534) story (5272).

  • bigdaddy
    June 3, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Someone should tell her just because you can squeeze your fat ass into a pair of yoga pants you should wear them

    • ElJefe72
      June 3, 2019 at 12:24 pm

      Spandex is a privilege, not a right.

  • Dick Scratcher
    June 3, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Today’s limerick of the day:-

    A sea squash from old Somerville
    Once swallowed a dynamite pill,
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina,
    And bits of her tits in Brazil

    Dick Scratcher, aged 51 and 3/4

    • Dick Scratcher
      June 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm

      Which cunts are down-voting my poetry??!!

      It’s fucking hilarious!

  • hank
    June 3, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Amazing how filters, angles and makeup can make a galosh footed hobo bridge troll look like a fun Tuesday night. It’s only a problem when you meet in real life and realize you got snookered.

    • bigdaddy
      June 3, 2019 at 12:45 pm

      remember beauty is only a light switch away

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 3, 2019 at 10:22 am

    You think “Bubble” pops his nut in that?. It’s about all she’s getting. Her FB pics are obviously a smokescreen. I can smell the vinegar and water from here

  • pimpjazz
    June 3, 2019 at 10:16 am

    i would hit it. aaaalllllll up in dat azz.

  • Floyd
    June 3, 2019 at 10:13 am

    I am getting very close to cancelling my monthly contribution. You’ve assembled a mob. Gotta be more careful how you pique them.

    • realtalk
      June 3, 2019 at 11:48 am

      You have no choice when u unemployed and have nowhere to go.

  • Easy
    June 3, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Everyone except for the animal control officer with the beach ball belly was dressed for it to be in the 50s/low 60s. It was overcast. She was away from the car for less than 30 minutes. The dog looked no worse for wear.

    Why the fuck you trying to make the chick with the steel shank rubber boots and the hips like an ottoman into Pol Pot?

    • OMW
      June 3, 2019 at 10:19 am

      Old Man Winter blew in a few minutes later

  • Dick
    June 3, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Her FB pictures make her look not half bad looking for her age. Then you see the real thing in the video and she’s a hideous wildebeest with a frumpy gunt , cottage cheese ass and thighs.

  • richyrich
    June 3, 2019 at 10:02 am

    My feet are ugly as hell, so your foot-shaming her leaves me triggered.

  • A O C
    June 3, 2019 at 10:01 am

    “Somerville Sea Squash”! What a funny moniker 🙂

    In my Green New Deal, we will be taking everyone’s dogs and putting them into a centralized dog zoo for everyone to enjoy, especially people not willing to work.

    We will also commission the Army Corps of Engineers to design a canine anti-fart system! We don’t want to get rid of all the cows only to have the dogs fart up the atmosphere.

  • Hartford
    June 3, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Wow,
    Don’t know how old these pictures but they are like a Meth addict in reverse.
    Chick is blowing up like a poisoned puppy.
    Honey, there is more to life fulfillment than pet parent abuse, Coolattas, and cheese blintzes.

  • Dick LaBone
    June 3, 2019 at 9:55 am

    I see she likes french kissing dogs…

    • Dick Scratcher
      June 3, 2019 at 11:00 am

      Don’t we all? 🙂

  • Ann Flaherty
    June 3, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Would love to know what she does for a living. Or better still, if there is a MR Harmony. If there is, he most likely doesn’t suffer from toxic masculinity.

    • Anon
      June 3, 2019 at 9:56 am

      Ironically she used to be a dog Walker in Brighton.

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