Meet Jonathan Vizard And Claire Chickering: Douchequeefs Upset With Charlton Billboard Who Crap On Dead Family Members, Steal From The Elderly And Defraud Consumers

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The other day we broke this story about a harmless billboard in Charlton put up by a Sturbridge Jeweler, which is apparently racist for using satire and current events in order to get people to buy diamond rings. Our good friend Kassy Dillon at the Daily Wire, a Massachusetts native and the videographer who made Trigglypuff a household name, wrote about it and cited us in this article. Since then it’s become a national story picked up by both right and left wing media outlets.

The best part about Garieri Jewelers is that they refuse to back down. It’s such a rare quality to see in businesses, as many are predisposed to back down when the mob comes after them. And although they’ve gotten a lot of positive feedback from this, they’ve also had people like this who continue to attack them for the billboard:

Jonathan Vizard is a Southbridge resident who apparently is angry that Garieri’s is trying to profit off of a peaceful protest. Unlike Nike, which totally is not doing the exact same thing.

That’s when this douchequeef appeared out of left field:

Holy Moley!

Her name is Claire Chickering, and this pussy hat wearing resistance foot soldier is from Woodstock, CT. Here’s what she had to say about this billboard….

Nicolas Garieri was killed in Woodstock 17 years ago at the age of 18 while riding his motorcycle.

He was not at fault, nor did he have a past history of reckless driving. The motorcycle was paid for by him, and as an independent adult his parents had no control over what he chose to do.

Either way, it takes a vile, disgusting, soulless human being to bring up a tragedy like this simply because you disagree with someone’s political opinions. This is the state of discourse in our country. The people who whine the most about the vitriol that comes out of the White House are more often than not doing exactly what they accuse their enemies of doing.

But she didn’t stop there. She told her good friend Jonathan that she would smack them for the billboard:

She told them that their dead family member was voted “most hazerdous to pedestrians” in high school:

The mother of two claimed that she was worried that the deceased would run over her children, who were not born at the time he died….

The “love trumps hate” SJW told the OP that the Garieri family were a bunch of “coke cunts”:

That they should “go do some lines”

And she continued to walk all over Nicolas’ grave by making up lies about him in order to hurt his living family members because she doesn’t like a billboard….

Claire Chickering is obviously a burning trashbag full of used condoms, but Jonathan Vizard still chooses to associate with her, and didn’t ask her to stop. And if you hang around with shit then you begin to stink like it. But he didn’t want to be blamed for what she said:

Yet he’s clearly good friends with her, and made excuses for her disgusting behavior:

“Trolls attempt to obfuscate your intent.”

Translation – you shit on their dead family member, but they are to blame because they didn’t look at the reasons why you shit on their dead family member. Because her intentions were good – she called them racist because of a billboard. That was the most important part of this incident.

Jonathan Vizard works at Abacus Distributing in Southbridge, and one family member left them a negative review on their Facebook page because they hired him. We generally frown upon this tactic, as we believe you have to be better than using SJW tactics like this. The business did nothing wrong and doesn’t deserve to suffer because the employ one idiot who says dumb shit on Facebook. Abacus announced they would not be terminating him…

That’s completely fair. Meanwhile Jonathan started whining about it on Facebook, claiming he was being bullied by people who were trying to get him fired:

The irony of it all. He’s posting away, trying to slam a business for their political beliefs, while simultaneously whining that his business is being attacked of his political beliefs. Can’t make this stuff up.

If Abacus doesn’t want to fire him because of his political beliefs I think that’s great. No one should be fired for their political beliefs. My question is, does Abacus have access to a Google machine? Because the very first thing you find when you Google Jonathan Vizard is this linkdetailing how he defrauded several customers while working as a mortgage broker for Norcom in 2013:

According to information reflected in the Report and gathered during the Division’s investigation, Jonathan Vizard attempted to solicit money in the form of a personal loan from at least four Massachusetts consumers who were either prospective applicants or past customers of Mr. Vizard during his employment with Norcom. (Consumer A, Consumer B, Consumer C, and Consumer D).

Yup. People came to him looking for loans to purchase their dream homes and HE asked THEM to borrow money. The exact opposite of what’s supposed to happen during one of these transactions. He used his alleged military service to try to score brownie points with customers as well. Check out what he tells Consumer A after they filed a complaint about it:

On or about July 25, 2013, Jonathan Vizard contacted Consumer A via telephone and requested a personal loan of $3,000.00, based upon Consumer A’s husband’s mutual military service with Mr. Vizard. According to information received from Consumer A, Mr. Vizard, after receiving Consumer A’s email, phoned a representative at Norcom and notified Norcom that Consumer A and her husband would be pursuing legal action against Norcom. Mr. Vizard also left two voicemails on Consumer A’s cell phone stating she was mistaken in her interpretation of the matter and “thank[ed] Consumer A for getting him fired.” The Division’s investigation revealed that Consumer A had no intention of suing Norcom. (Consumer A’s affidavit).

He thanked the consumer for getting him fired. Sound familiar?

It’s never his fault that the dumb things he chooses to do get him in trouble at work.

Consumer A never go the loan they came to him for, because he told them they would qualify for a number that was much larger than they’d actually qualify for:

In July of 2013, Consumer A was notified that she and her husband were unable to get a loan for the purchase of Charlton, Massachusetts property as the prequalification amount provided by Mr. Vizard was not accurate, and the consumers would not qualify for a $280,000 loan.

They lost their dream house as a result.

Check out what he did to this poor elderly couple trying to buy a condo:

According to information obtained through customer interviews conducted during the Division’s investigation, and information outlined in the Report, Consumer B and Consumer C, a married couple, ages 82 and 84 applied for a mortgage loan through Jonathan Vizard. On or about May 16, 2013, Mr. Vizard solicited and obtained from Consumer B and Consumer C $3,000 in the form of a personal loan. Jonathan Vizard signed a document that was purportedly a loan document in which he agreed to make three payments in the amount of $1,033.52 over the course of three months with the first payment being due on June 15, 2013. Jonathan Vizard made his first payment of $1,033.52, and this payment was 14 days late. Jonathan Vizard failed to make any additional payments and, to date, has not made additional payments to Consumers B and C.

He stole $2,000 from them. He preyed on the elderly. And now he has the nerve to pretend to have moral superiority because he doesn’t like a harmless billboard.

But he wasn’t done bullying the old couple:

According to the Report submitted by Norcom, on July 31, 2013, Jonathan Vizard contacted Consumers B and C to inform them of his termination from Norcom and repeated a warning that he had made on previous occasions, “that if the consumers reported Mr. Vizard’s conduct to Norcom he would sue them in civil court.” According to the information reflected in the Report, the consumers were “sufficiently restrained and did not notify Norcom of Mr. Vizard’s actions throughout their dealings with him.” 

He threatened to sue them in civil court if they reported the fact that he defrauded them of $2,000 to his employer. As a result the elderly couple was scared and chose not to notify Norcom. He literally intimidates and steals form elderly people, and then calls other people racist in order to pretend that he’s one of the good guys. You’re not a good person Jonathan, and we’re not some elderly couple you can scam and push around. We’re not afraid of calling maggots like you out publicly. Why would Abacus Distributing choose to hire a person like this?

The elderly couple never got their condo because Jonathan Vizard told them to ignore critical paperwork from Norcom, and lied to them about a loan they’d be able to qualify for:

Between March 2013 and May 2013 Mr. Vizard continued to assure Consumers B and C that they would be able to obtain a loan. During this period, Consumers B and C also received documents from Norcom’s main office in Avon, Connecticut on at least two occasions detailing what it would cost them to complete the loan process. Mr. Vizard advised Consumers B and C to ignore the paperwork sent from Norcom. 

Jonathan Vizard attempted to defraud another client out of $12K which he said he needed for private schooling for his kids, and then asked for another loan to get his license back after he blamed them for losing it:

On or about September 2012, Jonathan Vizard contacted Consumer D and requested a loan in the amount of $12,000.00 to pay for private school fees for his children. Consumer D refused to lend Jonathan Vizard the money, and Mr. Vizard thereafter requested monetary assistance from any friends or family members of Consumer D. On or about January 2013, Jonathan Vizard contacted Consumer D by telephone claiming he had lost his license and needed a personal loan to get his license back. 

How pathetic is this? He asks his own clients for money, they tell him no, so he then asks them to hit up their family members for cash. And he has the nerve to cast judgement on these people for being “racist” Trump supporters. Amazing.

Lastly, he told Consumer E that he’d be able to get them a loan, even though the consumer had only recently obtained employment:

Consumer E was told by Jonathan Vizard that after thirty (30) days of verifiable employment, he would qualify for a loan for the purchase of a home. Based upon representations made by Mr. Vizard regarding his eligibility for a mortgage loan, Consumer E placed an offer to purchase a home and the offer was accepted. Jonathan Vizard notified Consumer E that the loan would close on or around May 2013. Mr. Vizard communicated this date knowing that the loan program for which Consumer E qualified for required the borrower be employed for six months. Based on this information Consumer E would not qualify for the loan until November 2013. As a result of Jonathan Vizard’s misrepresentations to Consumer E regarding the conditions regarding his eligibility for a loan, Consumer E was unable to complete the purchase of his home. 

And the consumer once again lost out on their dream home.

It’s a pleasure exposing people like this for a living. Assholes who attack small businesses, defraud the elderly, steal from people, get people’s hopes up about moving into their dream house knowing full well it will never happen, and then shitting on dead family members because Trump literally owns every ounce of your brain.

19 Comment(s)
  • msheadkracker
    Piece of shit works for assholes
    September 11, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    Abacus is a piece of shit company, we were forced to use them for taxes two years in a row being with a certain trucking company. $1000 for a tax return filing, when i couldve done it for free on my own. We were required to use them, they extorted a payment throughout the year and then charged an additional $500 when tax time arrived. They still screwed it up and then an ammended return needed filed, idiots. 

  • Fo Sho
    Karmas ah Biatch
    September 11, 2018 at 12:20 am

    Shocked that a company like Abacus would employ such a piece o shit…….WTF are they thinking????? Was HR asleep when they hired this shitbum??? Did they have the MSP do the back round check???? Just what they need…….a thief in liquor store…….. you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried……….

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 11, 2018 at 12:10 am

    Someone please tell the fat cunt with the pussy hat and three chins that she’s got a snot rocket stuck on her face …….that looks like her ass.

  • Fo Sho
    Pat Morabito
    September 11, 2018 at 12:06 am

    I’ve changed my mind………… consider this phony thieving fucking POS FIRED!!!!!!!!

  • Friend of a friend
    September 10, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    The twelve thousand dollars Jonathan Vizard asked to borrow for private school tuition for his children mentioned in the article was never paid, surprise surprise. He strung along friends of mine with stories of how he would make good on it. I know for a fact they told him they didn’t care how long it took him to repay it they would take $25 a month and they never saw a dime of it. All he did was keep tellling them he was going to pay them until he filed bankruptcy and they were out the money. Unfortunately he took advantage of their willingness to work things out and “stole” a years worth of private school for both his kids.

  • Paul Manafort
    September 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Can you give more detail on how he defrauded people? Asking for a comrade.

  • Concerned citizen
    September 10, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    Wow! Now this is some crazy shit! I was just able to pull all of the court docs on Jonathan from NMLS. I’ve worked as a lender for many years and have never seen anything published on NMLS like this. I cannot believe this guy didn’t go to jail. It looks like he worked for many lenders over the years… I bet there are so many more stories out there about this guy. TB please look into the energy… This guy needs to be banished to no man’s land.

    • OooohhhRahhhhh
      September 10, 2018 at 9:15 pm

      This worthless piece of shit is NO Marine! What a disgrace!

  • Ruff McGruff
    September 10, 2018 at 7:18 pm


    Love your articles, you do an amazing job of exposing the scum of the earth. Your nicknames are incredible also.

    It looks like your using WordPress or another CMS. I suggest using a glossery plugin to create a searchable database of scum. I think it would help with SEO when their real names and locations are searched. It would be a great hopefully permanent way to to track shitbags, diaper snipers, and fuck factories.

    P.S. fuck this guy in his fucking face.

  • Francis
    September 10, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Vizard is also involved in veridean energy. Dude sends people out to elderly peoples houses and gets them to lock into a fixed rate contract for electricity. Not only are they not allowed to knock on random doors, but these old folks think they are getting a visit from national grid and that they are getting a good deal. In reality they get screwed. National grid fluctuates its rates based on the time of year. Let’s say they lock you in at at 12 cents per KW when national grid is at 13 cents. Well next month national grid drops to 8 cents for the next 6 months but your still paying 12. That’s almost $40 a month difference. Might not seem like much, but $40 is a lot to an old person on a fixed income. The more people he recruits to dupe the old timers, the more money gets from the residual income.

    I’d also suggest someone pull this guys military records with a FOIA request. Id like to see if he actually served.

  • Truthbetold
    September 10, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Claire Chickering is from Southbridge not Woodstock. She only lived in Woodstock because she was taking advantage of a man 20+ years her senior. She then frauded the state of CT foster care system. She has lived a life of lies and deciet and accusations unfounded against everyone and anyone she could. She is despicable, deplorable, disgusting (oh, and the coke whore comments are priceless since that was her very own life for many years). She is vile scum of the earth and I feel bad for her foster children and the poor thing that is her biological child. Clairev(ie. Clarissa Bankman her other “fake persona) is the lowest form of human …one whose own family has thrown out like the white trash she is.

    • Burlando Castile
      September 10, 2018 at 3:25 pm

      This goan be good, TB!

  • ninja turtleboy
    September 10, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    wow karmas a bitch and so is that cunt chickenhead clare, bashing someone’s deceased child when she has two of her own…karma karma karma!!!!!!

  • Judge dread
    September 10, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    This article mad me really fucking mad. I would like to spend 5 minutes alone with Jonathan in an alley. These SJW’s now a days piss me off- they are usually white yet claim to be a spokesman of minorities. They’re a bunch of racists and hypocrites. They project their bigotry upon others so they can look like do gooders.

    We need to fire up the wood chippers in the town square and process these idiots. Like I said before redirect the output of the chippers into the sewer where it belongs.

  • Jaime Ferraro
    September 10, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    This is just pitiful!! This man should have served some jail time, then a long probation. Stealing from the elderly, one of the most disrespectful things a human can do!! Elderly usually live check to check and pay tons of money for medications they need!! They need every penny they have and here we have an asshat loser stealing from them and then threatening them!! They should be able to sue him in civil court for triple damages!! BIG FUCKING LOSER!!

  • stephanie
    September 10, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    This is a very helpful article. Thank you for writing this.

  • Harthacanute
    September 10, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I find that 9 times out of 10 whenever I see “Love Trumps All” and “Coexist” all over a person’s Facebook profile page/pics the person posts hateful rants on their wall and as replies constantly. Quite hilarious.

    • Leonard Washington
      September 10, 2018 at 3:11 pm

      Whenever I see a “Coexist” bumper sticker on a car I know that the probability is 99.99999% that the driver is a stone bigot. At least they identify themselves as a courtesy to normal people.

  • AgingCynic
    September 10, 2018 at 11:08 am

    It’s not just during heatwaves that neighbors should look in on the elderly. Some folks don’t have family to care for them. Predators like the ones exposed by TBS are all over. Nice going TB!

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