Meet Keli Bennett: Quincy GoFundMe “Native American” Model Who Faked The Death Of Triplets And Is Pretending To Be Dying Of Rare Diseases So She Can Feed Her Habits

Meet Keli Bennett: Quincy GoFundMe “Native American” Model Who Faked The Death Of Triplets And Is Pretending To Be Dying Of Rare Diseases So She Can Feed Her Habits

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This is Keli Bennett from Quincy:

And she is a self-proclaimed international Native American model.

Oh look, another basic white chick claiming to be Native American. Shocker.

She’s also an addict, as can be seen from the track marks on her hand in this modeling photograph:

Oh, and of course she’s a psychopath GoFundMe fraudster who is currently pretending to have Clarkson’s Disease so she can feed her habits.

She moved to Arizona to “find her Native American roots.”

In reality, everyone around Quincy knew she was a liar so she had to move someplace where no one knew she was full of shit. A fresh batch of people to scam.

She also once pretended that her imaginary triplets died and used them as an excuse to solicit money from dumb people who don’t ask questions. Let’s start with that one.

In October of 2015 she announced that she was 7-8 weeks pregnant:

Most women do not announce they’re pregnant until at least 3 months as the chances for miscarriage are pretty significant before that. But within 2 weeks she was posting about maternity shopping

Except there was a twist – she was now having triplets:

So at this point she’s allegedly 8-10 weeks pregnant, and she’s already “huge.” But yet she posted this modeling picture just a week or so before that, in which you can clearly see that she is not “huge.”

Turns out it was all part of a scam. She was planning on pretending to give birth, and then pretending the imaginary triplets died in order to start a GoFundMe. The problem is that pregnancy scams take nine months to come to fruition, and she had habits that needed to be fed now. So by November 16, just 1 month after she claimed to be 7-8 weeks pregnant, she announced that her three male triplets – Ashiyah, Arystah, and Aeson (thank GOD these aren’t real people cursed with those names) were dead, and she had already started a GoFundMe for their memorial:


Yet the day before she was all happy, posting away about the undefeated New England Patriots:

She claimed the money was going towards her “medical bills” and travel expenses to Navajo reservation to erect a monument and burial plot for the three imaginary babies that never reached the second trimester:

She posted the link relentlessly and bragged about the money she was bringing in:

When she wasn’t getting enough donations she posted it again, and added how her heart was broken than not enough people were giving her money:

But it was never enough, and the more money that came in the more she milked it by adding new costs:

Mothers who actually did experience the pain and trauma of the death of a child reached out to her to share their pain. Oh, and more money please:


You gotta be a pretty big asshole to have actual grieving mothers come to you and support you through your imaginary trauma while you milk them of their hard earned money. But it’s OK, because she has a “disease.” But wait, she said she has been clean for 13 years:

It’s almost as if she’ll say and do anything for attention.

Of course this was just her latest GoFundMe at the time. Two months before this she was trying to raise money for her “sister and best friend” who had died:



Planning her wedding day, which would take place on her “finances birthday”:

And complaining about junkies who are faking veteran status to feed their habits:

Because obviously an international Native American spokesmodel is above such things.

Anyway, she’s got a new GoFundMe scam – Clarkson’s Disease. She claims she is one of only 150 people in the entire world with it. When you get Clarkson’s Disease your capillaries leak, causing swelling in your ankles, knees, and other body cavities. It’s a disease that more often than not is not deadly, and those who die usually take at least 15 years to do so. Either way, it’s irrelevant because she doesn’t have Clarkson’s Disease. She’s just a professional scam artist and a junkie pretending not to be a junkie on Facebook. And her latest GoFundMe is looking for $100,000Why so much? So she can go to a country with “free healthcare.” She also added Addison’s Disease to her list of illnesses – an adrenal gland deficiency in which the patient is prescribed steroids that make their face blow up like a cheesehog. Oh, and she’s also got gastroparesis, which makes you vomit food that your stomach is unable to digest. Addison’s is uncommon but can be life threatening, while gastroparesis is not. Check it out:

Oh, and she fell into a coma. That too. Almost forgot about that one. She also has an imaginary job working with the severely mentally ill (ironic), has been doing this work for 17 years, and put herself through 7 years of imaginary college to attain this career.

Keep in mind, Obamacare is still the law of the land. And all of these things are covered by health insurance companies in the United States. Nevertheless she is left with no choice but to go to Ireland for their free health insurance. Because when I think “best healthcare in the world,” the first place I think of is Ireland.

She’s raised nearly $2,000 largely because she posts about it constantly, including these hilarious videos:

And a never ending sea of sympathy inducing posts:


She realized she couldn’t get the $100 or even $20 donations out of people so she came up with a new marketing scheme:

Ahh yes, the ol, “Would you rather buy an iced coffee or save my life?” sympathy routine. Never fails.

Luckily her drug buddy, who happened to be hammering home the balogna baton into her penis fly trap at the time, was there to carry her lifeless body around and put her hair into a Navajo bun:

In order raise more cash and show the haters that she’s not a liar she’s been sharing pictures of how skinny she is, because of her sickness.

Even though her face would be swollen if she had Addison’s Disease.

Oh, and if you call her out on her fake disease and fraudulent GoFundMe then you’re making her illness worse. It’s OK though because she’s a “boss bitch”:

Oh, and I almost forgot – she underwent chemo too:

She is sick though. Sick in the head. It takes a very, very fucked up woman to brag about all the “friends” she has sending their hard earned money to her so she can get high:

Luckily her “Native American” uncle calls her up from time to time to sing some Indian songs with her so she can think back to the fancy dancing at the circles:

But don’t let all these Facebook posts fool you – she’s totally a private person, and the rest of you should keep your trashy business off of Facebook:

So there you have it folks. Keli Bennett is a woman who is successfully pretending to have deadly diseases and dead triplets to milk money out of kind-hearted but gullible people. The critics will say that Turtleboy is trashy because we “attack” people like her. But people like Keli should be “attacked” with words. They are shitty human beings, preying on the kindness of others, eliciting sympathy from mothers who have suffered through the loss of a child, and doing so in order to fuel their own disgusting habits. These people deserve to be exposed and humiliated one by one. And if you have a problem with that then you are part of the problem. So go fuck yourself and have a nice day.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Yomamma
    August 29, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    I used to work with her back in the day and she was the whitest white girl… then she showed up one day and said she found out she was 1/8 native American, wants to be called healing doe and started wearing native American jewelry and clothing.

    She is batshit crazy and everything that came out of her mouth was a lie, or a con. She faked an illness once to leave work early and didn’t tell her bf at the time. He was a roidhead and raged out on her manager when he called looking for her and told she left early. He threatened her and hung up. A few days later she was going to get written up for what her bf did, but she faked a fucking stroke in the middle of the meeting. An ambulance came and took her out on a gurney to the ER. So if you ever wanted to know how committed she is to her con… This is a good example. She came back to work 2 weeks later and started talking to everyone in the slow and slurred speech… But keep her talking long enough and she forgets the act and starts talking normally. It was tragically hilarious.

    Before she left our department, she announced a fake engagement party and said she was getting married. She didn’t invite everyone, but the ones she probably thought would likely show up and with gifts. They showed up and said no one showed up and she was crying and really upset with her family and friends… Of course she never ended up marrying this guy. She got her presents and moved on…

    She would get my vote for most likely to become a prostitute grifter

  • Mor
    July 6, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    All three holes

  • Tan Chink
    July 6, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Fucking chisel face!

  • Court ♡
    July 4, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    I’m literally in tears, and irate reading this blog. I’m ready to fly to Phoenix myself, just to lay her the FUCK OUT. I’m so SICK TO DEATH, of these FUCKING scumbags. She loses her imaginary babies, even NAMES THEM, and I see not one, but TWO of my babies ultrasounds, see the little bitty feets and hands and face… but, no heartbeat. I required a lot of care for my second one. (I chose to be in my home, not in the hospital when the pregnancy passed). Ambulance ride, emergency surgery, blood, hospital stay etc. Yet, I wasn’t slammed with bills or harassing phone calls. Yes, I bring it up in comments on blogs that deal with fake miscarriages, but I didn’t ALWAYS talk about it. I sure as hell didn’t broadcast on Facebook. I’m also dealing with several medical issues. It cracks me up where she says “if you haven’t thoroughly researched it, don’t talk to me”. For me, who HAS a Rare Diseases and Auto Immune Diseases, that’s usually a tell tale sign of a FRAUD. She needs to get her kicked.

  • Wabbitt
    July 4, 2017 at 10:30 am

    Nah man, she’s TOTALLY Native American! She’s a member of the wheresmynextfix tribe. Their reservation is on Sudbury St in Worcester.

    (That’s the welfare office for those of you who missed the joke)

  • Sally Bermingham
    July 4, 2017 at 9:17 am

    So according to her, she doesn’t work because of her health, has no money at all..had to set up a GoFundMe account…. BUT on a posting from her facebook ~~~~”On February 15th of this year she bought and financed a Mazda3 from Enterprise rent a car. It comes with all options dark grey….the payment are ridiculous no idea how i’m going to manage this plus insurance with all that mess going on but I have no choice..”~~~~~

    WTH? crying she has no money…….. BUT let’s finance a car…

    • 강뮤지
      July 4, 2017 at 10:53 am

      I met this check in person at a club she showed no signs of health issues when I heard about her story I offerd to get her treatment ask if I could get a copy of her medical records so my doctor could look into it she only reply with a message explaining she had this and that I asked again we need a medical file so we can get you set up for some treatment she never responded after that in fact she unfriended me after

    • Laurie Lottimer
      July 4, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      Glad someone else saw that.

  • Kerri Bishop
    July 4, 2017 at 1:26 am

    Being Facebook friends with a chick like this would have me clicking “unfollow” so fast!! It makes me actually not think so badly about that annoying aunt with her “Jesus will let you fart gold bars if you comment, amen, and share this post.” posts. UGH what an annoying whinebag!!

    • Skinny Turtle
      July 4, 2017 at 2:06 am

      I’m actually friends with this chick on FB (not even sure how) and I’ve literally been trying not to blow my brains out every time one of her posts pops up so when she shower up on TB I def wasn’t surprised but SERIOUSLY relieved. These months and months of fuckery in my feed may finally pay off. #prayers (for me not her)

      • Court ♡
        July 4, 2017 at 9:20 pm

        You should ask her to show a picture of her swollen feet, legs etc lmao

  • 강뮤지
    July 4, 2017 at 12:43 am

    Being some one that travels often I never had to pay so much for a plane ticket heck when I traveled to Korea I played 1200 and that on the other side of the planet

    • Sally Bermingham
      July 4, 2017 at 9:26 am

      Probably going first class

  • A
    July 3, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I have Gastroparesis (along with a few other diseases that are considered “rare”) and it’s treatment is definitely covered by insurance in this country. There is no cure anywhere in the world, nevermind Ireland. The only possible treatment available is to treat the symptoms. The disease is progressive no matter what treatment is utilized.

    • Sally Bermingham
      July 4, 2017 at 9:24 am

      I agree, as I also have it and there’s no cure for it any where

  • Lilli
    July 3, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    And don’t forget, “husband” Ly (if they were even married) and she divorces. He was trying to poison her with antifreeze!! She couldn’t report it though … because no one would believe her!!! hahahah

  • FatFingr Lou
    July 3, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    Dances on Poles seems legit.

  • annoyed
    July 3, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    Just report her page. get it taken down, money will be returned to donors

  • Wendy Whoppers
    July 3, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Tranni written all over this one.

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 3, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    Quincy had a good weekend, 8 narcan calls, 6 treatments 2 were double treated. Way to go Quincy, show Somerville and Revere you can beat them at anything!

    When you got nothing going for you, pretend to be a Indian like Elizabeth Warren aka Chief Spreading Bull.

  • Apache reject
    July 3, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Guaranteed she’s on government assistance. She hustling cash and not reporting it too. How about the makeup, looks like about ten pounds on her face.

  • Indians are just tan chinks
    July 3, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    I’m seeing double after that. I probably have some rare, incurable, made up disease too. Will she show me her tiddies and help with a GFM page for my dire situation?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    July 3, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Sweet Baby Jesus I ‘ve developed seizures from reading that.

    Now if you will excuse me, I have to go set up a GoFund Me to help me cure my seizures. Norweigian Cruise Lines has this program that promises to cure me and they say it only takes a week to cure me. If everyone donates between $1-$5 per person, it would add up very quickly. Emergency Passport only $399 plus applicable taxes. Ticket to leave as soon as possible $3,087.00.

  • Lala
    July 3, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    Except that Norwegian Air has flights out of PVD for $100. So…bye!

    • Lala
      July 3, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      $100 bare bones ticket to Ireland non-stop as of last month!!

  • Bill
    July 3, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    I would rather die than ask friends and family for $$$ let alone strangers.

    I would also rather die than post on social media even a tenth of the amount of this fraudster.

  • Amanda Hugenkicsz
    July 3, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Nopeahontas right here. Looks like Jillian Michaels and Sandra Bullock conceived a child in the Chernobyl reactor.

  • Dell Dough
    July 3, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    The c unt changed her facebook page so that you can’t leave comments. Ratchet tranny looking POS

  • Irishcurse
    July 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    With her indian heritage she should ask Liz Warren for some tribal support

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