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Meet Lance Dellacroce And John Sadak, Two Of The Pimpledick Connecticut Hockey Dads Kicked Out Of Rockland Ice Arena For Threatening Refs During CT Junior Huskies Elite 11 Year Old Hockey Game

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Earlier in the week we published this blog showing some insane sportball parents getting kicked out of a kid’s hockey game in Rockland because they didn’t like the referee.

Savages.

We wanted to find out the names of the three animals who thought it was OK to threaten referees, assault the woman filming them, and force the refs to end the game early because they couldn’t behave like civilized human beings. In particular the three ringleaders:

 

These crazy hockey parents get a free pass for criminal behavior because they’re doing it under the context of getting carried away about the reffing. It’s like a plague in this sport in particular, and it needs to end.

A bunch of turtle riders reached out to us to make it clear that these people are not from Rockland. They were there to watch the Connecticut Junior Huskies Elite Hockey Team, which evidently is an organization out of Enfield that’s pretty permissive about behavior like this. Countless people have told us that behavior like this is the norm at most games, and that there is no discipline from the league when it happens. You can find them on Facebook here, and the roster of the team playing that day can be found here. We reached out to them for comment but they chose to ignore us.

Well we got two and half of the parents. Let’s start with the biggest shithead of them all – this guy:

Does this guy look like him?

His name is John Sadak from Glastonbury, CT. As you can see, he’s a well respected suit.

Except on the weekends when evidently he goes to kid’s hockey games and turns into gutter trash.

Then there was the little butterball wannabe goodfella.

His name is Lance Dellacroce from New Haven.

His grandfather Leo started Connecticut Stone Company, and he now serves as one of the Vice Presidents. In other words, he was a lucky sperm that got handed a business from from Daddy, who also got handed the business from Daddy. Now he carries on the family tradition by getting kicked out of his kid’s sportball events.

The only one we’re not 100% sure about yet is this one.

Sources tell us his last name is DiChiara, and according to the roster of this team full of 11 year olds, there is a DiChiara on the team. When you search for the kid’s name on the roster it brings you to some junior hockey stuff, and other links anointing him as some star. He’s 11 years old. And therein lies the problem. Let your kids be kids and stop trying to live vicariously through them.

According to the links we found on the kid they’re from Burlington, CT. When you search for DiChiara Burlington the only thing that comes up is an ex-cop named Mark who got arrested for kiddie porn and looks nothing like that asshole. This might be some sort of crazy uncle situation. Not sure yet. Counting on you all to help us out, so if you know who he is, let us know so he can officially make his Turtleboy debut.

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49 Comment(s)
  • E
    December 22, 2018 at 6:15 am

    Theres no need to get them fired for this shit. I can see if this is like a conmon occurance but my old man got thrown out of a couple rinks back in the day for yelling over the glass at the refs. Im not saying its cool im just sayin maybe we shouldnt be like whiny fuckin SJWs and air em out online. Why not get a group of people together pull em aside and talk shit over before resorting to banishment and very publicly trashing someone as if they are just animals that need to be put down like a violent pit bull or sonething. Talk to em and if they tell you to pound sand i think thats when you air em out hardcore

  • Publius
    December 20, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    hopefully no one will use a burner email and send this to the managing director of pwc. seriously don’t do it.

    • Michael
      July 28, 2019 at 1:58 pm

      Rockland brings the best of them. Every idiot parent goes there to showcase their fighting skills. It’s pretty comical, sad and disrespectful. Then again, it’s the norm … so who cares. Be like Canada, where they actually lock up the parents upstairs in a room, where the kids AND refs cannot see or hear them. If they choose to fight, they fight upstairs without plain view of others. I think we should do that here. It’s UFC Fight Night every weekend.

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    December 20, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    There is a group on FACEBOOK absolutely hammering these 3 guys. It’s very funny. Hilarious. Unfortunately, all 3 are likely drinking right now. And are at serious risk of divorce/separation/loneliness.

    • E
      December 22, 2018 at 9:16 am

      I think its fucked up trashing someone on the internet but thats just me. He was definitely outta line but I couldn’t see what made them so angry. Ive seen much worse growin up in sobo(southie). But honesly i thought it was exciting and funny when parents would have a meltdown from time to time. My father worked really hard and that was where he let his bad week out from time to time. Did he deserve a public dlshaming and to lose his job? I dont believe so. Its real easy to trash someone on social media and its kinda absent of any feeling or emotion. Comment what you think you could actually say if they were infront of you. But i dont know him or the other guys so maybe hes had it comin for awhile

      • E
        December 22, 2018 at 10:30 am

        Also they should know better in this day in age with all the camera phones. Askin for it

        • Dr. T. Boyd
          December 23, 2018 at 2:26 pm

          I think that anyone who lacks the self control to keep from acting that way in public deserves to have a bigger audience.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 20, 2018 at 10:35 am

    Good lord. These clowns are definitely worthy of a TB shaming. This will give everyone at a big larf at PwC where the ringleader works.

    I played in similar hockey leagues when i was growing up many moons ago. There was always a handful of parents that got too worked up and made everyone uncomfortable. But it was nothing even close to the likes of what you see today. These guys are an absolute disgrace.

  • JS
    December 20, 2018 at 10:32 am
  • Cold, Cruel Reality
    December 20, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Your kid isn’t making it to the NHL because he’s on an “elite” team. Your kid isn’t getting a full boat to BU, BC, or NU, either.

    Your kid “made” the “elite” team because your $X,XXX.XX check cleared, dumbass.

  • Loosers
    December 20, 2018 at 9:08 am

    I need to Lance a boil.

    • Bruce McQueen
      December 20, 2018 at 10:07 am

      As a “looser” maybe you’ve already been lanced more than a few times

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 20, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Something tells me the CPA will be in private practice soon.

    • Don’t hold your breath
      December 20, 2018 at 10:21 am

      He basically already is. I understand his business very well and he went from a big company to a smaller one to get a bigger piece of the revenue that he generates. If he’s a big enough producer nothing short of diddling will get him fired. The hyper competitive types do exceedingly well in his line of work.

    • Don’t hold your breath
      December 20, 2018 at 10:50 am

      I was totally wrong. I didn’t realize that Price Waterhouse Cooper used a lower case w in their branding. Mea culpa

  • Annoyed
    December 20, 2018 at 8:43 am

    Stop calling sports “sportball”.
    This site can’t afford anymore self-inflicted annoyances.
    Plus it makes you sound as stupid as these neanderthals.
    BTW ice hockey doesn’t even use balls.

  • TMZ
    December 20, 2018 at 8:25 am

    4×4 is a celebrity of sorts. He used to be Danny Devito’s stunt double. Get a few drinks in him and he’ll tell stories all night. Cool to have at Halloween parties. He absolutely nails it with the penguin costume.

  • Goofy Bastard
    December 20, 2018 at 8:20 am

    Go easy on #3 once you find out who he is. I think that he may have a chromosomal deficiency. He reminds me of the guy who bags groceries so that some store manager can take credit for a diversity hire.

  • Y
    December 20, 2018 at 1:00 am

    A bunch of rich, entitled, wannabes from Connecticut; who would’ve thought?
    The fat bastards are living vicariously through their children, making fools of themselves along the way.
    These refs make sure the game is played safely; they don’t make enough to put up with has-beens (more like never was) like these pussies.
    Guaranteed, the kids will resent their parents by high school and they’ll be shot gunning beers and ripping bongs every weekend.
    The chances of going pro are very slim; obviously, we should encourage sports, but maybe focus more on grades, clubs, volunteering, etc. The extra curricula will probably help more with college admissions.
    DON’T PUSH YOUR CHILDREN!!

    • Y
      December 20, 2018 at 1:04 am

      One more thing, Lance is the most beta cuck name; I hope someone spikes his Rosé with that fentanyl!

  • Jim
    December 19, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Lance? LOL I’d be angry too

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    December 19, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    John Saddick and Lanced Dullcrotch always want to be where the action is, the boys locker room. The have a saying “12 is not too old”. These pervs disgust me…

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 19, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    Lance??? Seriously? This is why parents need to really put some thought into names. Lance is a cute name at 10… But at 45, you got a chode….

    • juror seven esq.
      December 20, 2018 at 6:34 am

      I’ll give you two Lance’s, both football players. Lance Alworth with the Chargers and Lance Rentzel with the Vikings.

      Rentzel was married to Joey Heatherton, lucky bastard but he had a thing for kids. Alworth is a Hall of Famer.
      My guess is Dellacroce is more like Rentzel than he is like Alworth.

      • Frank Rizzo
        December 20, 2018 at 8:09 am

        hey juror 7, it’s STALWORTH not alworth. wtf

        • Let me up, I've had enough
          December 20, 2018 at 1:38 pm

          Hey Frank –

          I am normally on board with your wit, however, today you are incorrect.

          His name was Lance Alworth and he was a Wide Receiver for the Chargers in the 60’s and early 70’s. He is arguably considered one of the greatest Wide Receivers to ever play the game.

      • Correction
        December 20, 2018 at 11:32 am

        Ok, that’s two out of what? probably a million other Lance’s? And one of those liked kids…..

  • Turdchomper
    December 19, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    I can’t wait for the 3rd fat fuck to be outed…fat boy assaulted the photog lol

    • Y
      December 20, 2018 at 1:08 am

      TB and another poster/commenter said his name is DiChiara.
      I’m inclined to believe it since they both said it and because the commenter said he ref’d this CT team in the past.

  • Peterboro Referee
    December 19, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    “Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you’re out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I’ll suspend ya.”

    • Hanson Bros.
      December 19, 2018 at 9:37 pm

      I’M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG!

      • z
        December 19, 2018 at 9:55 pm

        One of the best all time lines. I showed that scene to one my nephews. It was a WTF moment for him. The same when I told him to watch Blazing Saddles.

        Critics hated that movie with a passion because Newman shouldn’t have lowered himself by appearing it.

        Always thought it weird that David Hanson played Jack Hanson and Steve and Jeff Carlson played Steve and Jeff Hanson. Why couldn’t Dave Hansons character be called Dave Hanson?

        • Fred Knessl
          December 20, 2018 at 2:54 pm

          Several accounts have Paul Newman saying he’s never had more fun on a movie set than Slapshot…

  • Youngblood
    December 19, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    I’ve refereed games for this Connecticut team. Last summer, John Sadak stuck out his foot and tripped an 11 year-old in the hand shake line. The kid broke his wrist bracing for the fall. He then threw a steaming hot chocolate in his face.
    Earlier this season, Lance Dellacroce was caught shining a laser pointer at the opposing teams goalie, and distracting him by taking his shirt off and pressing his D cups up against the glass. 
    During a Fall tournament, Dichiara went into the opponents locker room, pissed on their bags, then dropped a brown steaming ass puck on the floor. He sometimes wears his red 1980 Soviet CCCP Jersey to the games, and looks like an asshole. These guys are real sick bastards, and well known in youth hockey.

    • Dave Semenko
      December 19, 2018 at 8:48 pm

      Why hasn’t anyone curb stomped these pussies? Seriously.

      • Tie Domi
        December 20, 2018 at 9:18 pm

        Back in my day I would have taken all 3 of them on with Bob Probert at the same time and sent them all to the hospital. But hockey is a pussy sport now which is why ratings and interest in the nhl are at all time lows. To the good ole days!

        • Gary Buttman
          December 21, 2018 at 2:18 pm

          Stop your kvetching, I made the NHL a success. It’s a 100% NY marketing, it would be bupkes without me

    • z
      December 19, 2018 at 10:08 pm

      Sounds like Mike Tomlin of the Steelers.

      What next, they hand out photos to security like they do at casinos?
      “This person doesn’t get in under no circumstances.”

    • Kristin Millard
      January 2, 2019 at 7:26 am

      I’ve seen sadak on the sidelines of many sports over the years and have never seen him like this. Apparently from what I hear, the other team was huge and rough and the refs weren’t calling hits and the smaller boys were getting hurt. Understandable reaction.

  • Turdchomper
    December 19, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    I hate these fucks more than the zombies. These pieces of shit know better. Alledgedly.

  • Exit 69
    December 19, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Moe. Larry.&Curly. The three stooge on ice! The 3rd one is the biggest shitstain of the 3. Hitting a woman. Why ill moider him! Woo woo woo woo!

  • Goobah
    December 19, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Who cares ?

  • Andy Moog
    December 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Time to make people Turtleboy famous. Don’t poke the turtle. Wonder if the suits employer is gonna enjoy hearing about his moronic behavior?

    • Guido Goldberg
      December 19, 2018 at 6:56 pm

      What sort of name is “Lance” for an Italian?? Parents must have been self hating social climbers trying to break into WASP society…fits about as nicely as Guido Goldberg.

      • Drago
        December 19, 2018 at 10:48 pm

        Maybe his Daddy had other interests beyond pussy and Finocchio didn’t sound as good

    • Dominik Hasek
      December 19, 2018 at 8:45 pm

      Just another entitled poseur trying to relive his youth because he spent most of it riding the bench (or his coaches). These faggots go home and berate their kids and beat their wives because they think they’re tough guys. They’d shit their pants if one of the refs called their bluffs.

  • General Burkhalter
    December 19, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    What an absolute loser. Nice example dad!
    I’m sure this guy “coaches” his kid all the way back and forth to the rink each game by telling him to hog the puck, don’t pass, shoot, and how bad all of the other kids suck and how his kid is destined for D1 college hockey and maybe even the NHL. All the while the kid is surfing Snapchat wishing douchebag dad would shut the fuck up.
    Reality check buddy – just because you pay $5k for you little Gretzky to play “club” hockey doesn’t mean $hit. You’ll be lucky if he doesn’t quit before HS out of shear embarrassment of your sorry ass glass banging antics!
    You are EVERYTHING that is wrong w youth sports!

  • Don Koharski
    December 19, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Unblock Sadak’s wife please…  that way we can share our thoughts of her to him, like he chooses to do with youth hockey refs!!

    • Mike milbum
      December 19, 2018 at 6:38 pm

      Go have another donut, Don.

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