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Remember those douchey north shore parents Shell Shocker blogged about in September who got kicked out of their kid’s hockey game for threatening the refs, made the kids walk off the ice in protest, then assaulted the cops when they came and ran crying to WBZ because they got a boo-boo? Well that was the JV team. Check out these fapple juicers swearing at the refs, trying to fight them, getting kicked out of the arena, assaulting people recording it, and doing it all in the bleached asshole of the south shore – Rockland.
Bobbin for Boners is strumming her lady bits like a banjo while watching that video.
Looks like we’ve found the next new contestant on “Cuckold your local selectman.”
The video was posted on Facebook by a guy named Tyler Swift, who says he’s a ref and deals with flaming bags of foreskin like this on a regular basis. I’ll never be a hockey parent because, 1) I’m not waking up that early, 2) I’m not paying that much money, 3) I’m not making that kind of commitment, and 4) I intentionally avoid people like this by not buying my clothes at Savers.
It’s time to call these people exactly what they are – animals. This is not how human beings behave in public. Just because you don’t like the calls the guy in the striped shirt is making in this CHILDREN’s sportball game that you are more invested in than you are in your own hygiene, doesn’t give you the right to try to barge onto the ice and swear like a trucker in front of impressionable kids in public. The outcome of this game doesn’t really matter. And the fact that you care this much, kind of sums up how empty and meaningless your existence is.
Then there was this not to sneaky prick stick who saw someone else recording his friend acting like an animal, and committed assault and battery on camera by hitting the person recording it.
He saw his friend embarrassing himself, and didn’t want the Internet to see it. So he started walking towards the cameraman.
He pretended he wasn’t looking at them.
And the next thing you know he you see his left fist clenched and moving towards the camera
Which falls to the ground revealing his face even more.
It’s clearly a woman filming too, so on top of yelling at little kids and refs, he also hits women.
“Fuck you, you’re an INSULT.” – Grown man trying to fight a ref in a kid’s hockey game.
Then prick stick converses with the chud in the pom-pom hat, who apparently went ONTO THE FREAKING ICE to confront the refs, who probably do this for very little money as a hobby and a way to get some extra cash for the holidays.
Then prick stick had the nerve to whine to his butter filled butt buddy that “This is so wrong.”
Hey lardo, the only thing that’s wrong about this picture is that you were allowed to reproduce. I’d say that we should chop off your mushroom munchkin, but you probably haven’t seen that thing in years so you wouldn’t even realize it’s missing.
And then there was the greased up Sopranos reject meatball in the the puffy coat who totally just wanted to belong.
He’s the one who finally forced the refs to end the game early by refusing to close the door to the ice. I’m pretty sure he’s the one who yelled,
“You’re a disgrace. You’re an embarrassment to US Hockey.”
Do these people not have any self awareness? Are they that invested in a children’s sportball match? Do they really think the REF is the disgrace here? Do they think that the REF is the one embarrassing themselves at the moment?
Well, the embarassment is just getting started. I wanna know who these four greaseballs are. One:
These savages not only deserve to be publicly humiliated, they deserve to be arrested. I saw A&B, disturbing the peace, and I’m sure a plethora of other crimes they could all be charged with. These are the kind of chuds who hit women, and that dude trying to get on the ice is a danger to society. If they get this worked up over a freaking hockey game, imagine how they behave when they’re at home, there’s no one else watching, and their third wife talks back to them. Backhand city.
We exist as a blog to make people like this famous. They’ve gotten away with acting like animals their entire lives, and now they need to be held accountable for it. So if you know who they are, let us know and we’ll do what we do best.