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Pimpledick Hockey Dads Get Kicked Out Of Rockland Ice Arena For Trying To Fight Refs, Assault Woman Recording It, Let’s Identify Them

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Remember those douchey north shore parents Shell Shocker blogged about in September who got kicked out of their kid’s hockey game for threatening the refs, made the kids walk off the ice in protest, then assaulted the cops when they came and ran crying to WBZ because they got a boo-boo? Well that was the JV team. Check out these fapple juicers swearing at the refs, trying to fight them, getting kicked out of the arena, assaulting people recording it, and doing it all in the bleached asshole of the south shore – Rockland.

Bobbin for Boners is strumming her lady bits like a banjo while watching that video.

Looks like we’ve found the next new contestant on “Cuckold your local selectman.”

The video was posted on Facebook by a guy named Tyler Swift, who says he’s a ref and deals with flaming bags of foreskin like this on a regular basis. I’ll never be a hockey parent because, 1) I’m not waking up that early, 2) I’m not paying that much money, 3) I’m not making that kind of commitment, and 4) I intentionally avoid people like this by not buying my clothes at Savers.

It’s time to call these people exactly what they are – animals. This is not how human beings behave in public. Just because you don’t like the calls the guy in the striped shirt is making in this CHILDREN’s sportball game that you are more invested in than you are in your own hygiene, doesn’t give you the right to try to barge onto the ice and swear like a trucker in front of impressionable kids in public. The outcome of this game doesn’t really matter. And the fact that you care this much, kind of sums up how empty and meaningless your existence is.

Then there was this not to sneaky prick stick who saw someone else recording his friend acting like an animal, and committed assault and battery on camera by hitting the person recording it.

He saw his friend embarrassing himself, and didn’t want the Internet to see it. So he started walking towards the cameraman.

He pretended he wasn’t looking at them.

And the next thing you know he you see his left fist clenched and moving towards the camera

Which falls to the ground revealing his face even more.

It’s clearly a woman filming too, so on top of yelling at little kids and refs, he also hits women.

“Fuck you, you’re an INSULT.” – Grown man trying to fight a ref in a kid’s hockey game.

Then prick stick converses with the chud in the pom-pom hat, who apparently went ONTO THE FREAKING ICE to confront the refs, who probably do this for very little money as a hobby and a way to get some extra cash for the holidays.

Then prick stick had the nerve to whine to his butter filled butt buddy that “This is so wrong.”

Hey lardo, the only thing that’s wrong about this picture is that you were allowed to reproduce. I’d say that we should chop off your mushroom munchkin, but you probably haven’t seen that thing in years so you wouldn’t even realize it’s missing.

And then there was the greased up Sopranos reject meatball in the the puffy coat who totally just wanted to belong.

He’s the one who finally forced the refs to end the game early by refusing to close the door to the ice. I’m pretty sure he’s the one who yelled,

“You’re a disgrace. You’re an embarrassment to US Hockey.”

Do these people not have any self awareness? Are they that invested in a children’s sportball match? Do they really think the REF is the disgrace here? Do they think that the REF is the one embarrassing themselves at the moment?

Well, the embarassment is just getting started. I wanna know who these four greaseballs are. One:

Two:

Three:

Four:

These savages not only deserve to be publicly humiliated, they deserve to be arrested. I saw A&B, disturbing the peace, and I’m sure a plethora of other crimes they could all be charged with. These are the kind of chuds who hit women, and that dude trying to get on the ice is a danger to society. If they get this worked up over a freaking hockey game, imagine how they behave when they’re at home, there’s no one else watching, and their third wife talks back to them. Backhand city.

We exist as a blog to make people like this famous. They’ve gotten away with acting like animals their entire lives, and now they need to be held accountable for it. So if you know who they are, let us know and we’ll do what we do best.

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38 Comment(s)
  • Fart Daily
    December 18, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    this website sucks dick. too many ads and pop ups

    Trash like the content.

  • billygun
    December 18, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    There is no bigger lowlife on this planet than bully or a man that hits a woman (usually those 2 traits go hand in hand). I’ve been in a lot of rinks over the years as a player, parent and coach and unfortunately, I’ve seen losers like this before. Whenever there’s a problem at a youth hockey game it’s because of retards like this. They think their kid is the next coming of Gretzky and they’re trying to make up for their lack of achievement in life through their kid. If anyone is a disgrace to USA hockey it’s these asshats. Every parent & player signs a code of conduct which they clearly violated…they should be banned form ever stepping foot into a rink again. I don’t know how that guy was able to restrain himself but that woman’s husband should be put in for a sainthood. If that inbred looking tub-of-lard ever did that to my wife, there’s no way he’d be walking out of that rink.

  • Rink Rat
    December 18, 2018 at 7:16 am

    The 2 teams are the Bay State Breakers and the CT Junior Huskies. These are 2007 birth year kids so 11 year olds. The parents clearly having issues are the CT Huskies. The guy who slaps the camera is Dan DiChiara (“greaseball” #3 )and a parent of 1 of the kids on the CT Huskies.

  • Chip Striker
    December 17, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    These losers didn’t make the JV team as seniors, and think because they pay over $3,000 registration fees for their kids to play that they’re going to the NHL.

    Fucking losers, each one of them. Do your kids a favor, drop them off at the rink and go somewhere else for an hour and a half.

  • Class act
    December 17, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Those are Connecticut Junior Huskies dads .SUPER CLASSY PEOPLE RIGHT THERE …….NOT, MORE LIKE TRASH!! You can make out the husky on the fat asses coat and Pom-Pom hat .

  • Pit Town
    December 17, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    You can tell when you’re driving through Rockland because you all you see is a huge shitty gravel pit.

    • The Doctor
      December 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      How so?

  • Chalupagrande
    December 17, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Rather be in a Rockland Ice Arena then a Texas Donut Shop.

  • I AM SORRY
    December 17, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    I AM SORRY if anyone misinterpreted my words or actions

    I did not assault the woman who was recording I thought she was falling and tried to save her. I am a hero, I didn’t do anything wrong.

    Turtle Boy I AM SINCERELY SORRY if anyone was dumb enough to be offended by my enthusiasm for the game. I only pushed the glass because I was excited pushing the glass is a tradition in Rockland. I joke like this with the refs all the time these must have been new refs with no sense of humor.

    The game was ended because the ice was too soft it had nothing to do with me. I AM SORRY TBS doesn’t get hockey.

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 17, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    the two morons in stocking hats look like brothers from a town with heavy inbreeding and are union thug types. oh that would be rockland!!! fukkin pukes

  • Hall for ALL
    December 17, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    I love Rockland! it’s the gift that keeps on giving! This town is half Ratchet, And Half Hornballs! PS.. I have a gift to give… stop by town hall

    • Joshmo
      December 18, 2018 at 5:37 am

      These assholes are not from Rockland,they’re from Conneticut playing in a tournament, get your facts straight

  • z
    December 17, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    They could turn this into reality show like “Dance Moms”.

    Most kids witnessing their parent or guardian doing this are thinking “Please, please shut the fuck up”.

  • interesting
    December 17, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    Bay State Breakers Pee Wee Minor 07 Elite verse Mid Fairfield Rangers Pee Wee Minor 07 Elite.

  • Captain Trips
    December 17, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    They should have a couple of MMA guys there as bouncers with permission to pummel idiots like this

  • Kim Un Jong
    December 17, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    How fucking stoopid do you have to be to hit a person with a camera and not make sure it’s smashed so it can’t finger you. He deserves his trip to jail just for being that dumb.

  • December 17, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    When I was a kid playing hockey, baseball & football the parents never acted like that. When I was a kid playing basketball, the only parents who acted like that were the black and spanish ones. Wait just kidding with the parents acting like that during basketball. It was the single moms who acted like that because none of the black or spanish kids had parents. Just cheesehog welfare queen moms. The shit I saw as a kid from the black and spanish mothers make those dudes look like saints!

  • Don'tBeALickspittle
    December 17, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    These dunderheads, and I am being kind, are an embarrassment to the kids. I expect that the more cheap beer and bad whiskey that they drink, the tougher that they become.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    December 17, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    I see douchebags like this every weekend from NESC to the Bog.

    Generally Speaking these Asshats
    1) Never played hockey
    2) Are in extremely bad shape
    3) Are challenging Refs that would kick their ass.

    Bring back Junta!

    • Glenn Resch
      December 17, 2018 at 4:50 pm

      Don’t know if you’re aware so I won’t call u an asshole but junta got on top of a man he outweighed by 40-50 lbs and beat him to death in front of his kids. Let’s not glorify or mention him, really. And he’s outta jail.

      • ChrisInShrewsbury
        December 17, 2018 at 5:42 pm

        Glenn,

        I’m acutely aware of the incident as I played at the Burbank in the late 90s/2000s. To be clear, Costin *WAS* the aggressor. He was always drunk and had a long violent past. He chose the wrong day to poke the bear.

        Costin threw the first punch. Junta’s biggest mistake was going back into the rink.

        Sad thing is, everyone is dead except Tom Junta.

        • Glenn Resch
          December 17, 2018 at 11:01 pm

          Gotcha, thanks for the illumination. Very unfortunate story all around.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 17, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    It’s all becoming clearer……this Rockland thing.

    These dikliks have never set a foot on the ice except for this instance. No respect.

  • bowel
    December 17, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    HA, i love the guy in the blue…..once he sees dickhead start acting up….OH HEY there you are…..someone….anyone….Ill be right over….just get me away from this dufis

  • Glenn Resch
    December 17, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    Back in my day there was none of this shit, played for a few years then was tired of 6 am on the weekends both days. It seems get worse each year and hockey is the worst. Miss my kids baseball games as they’ve aged out but not the bs and politics that went with it. These guys should be banned from attending t heir kids shit. Can’t act like an adult, f you , you’re out. Saw the Thomas junta commenter name and it’s so sad that we probably all know who he is. Fucker

    • Fred Knessl
      December 17, 2018 at 1:46 pm

      Ya know, I feel the same way. My wife was Team Mom for my son’s Baseball teams for years, same sentiment.
      When I was a kid (Think LBJ/Nixon era), IF this happened, I never saw it. Every kid in this arena saw the tantrum typhoon from these shitheads.
      All my kids were required to have parents sign a form agreeing to a Cod of Conduct. Which we never needed back in the day.

      • interesting
        December 17, 2018 at 3:09 pm

        I played youth hockey in the 70’s. I saw this almost every time we played Hull or Weymouth.

    • z
      December 17, 2018 at 3:45 pm

      I witnessed it once at my youngest nephews pee-wee football game. This parent goes off on the ref. It got so bad, they had a cop come in and remove the guy.

      My sister said ‘Yeah, he’s in rare form today.”

      For some reason, the more violent the sport the more violent the parent.

    • Rick Wamsley
      December 17, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      I coached my kids all through L.L. baseball and youth league basketball (12+ years). Didn’t want them to have to deal with some wannabe/never was parent coaching them and being a douche bag along with half the other parents acting like jealous, petty junior high kids.

  • Exit 69
    December 17, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    They are in Rut, and Deirdre is ovulating

  • Sick of these ratchet fucks
    December 17, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    That right there is a group of guys who are trying to make up for little perms and lost boyhood dreams. I tell you what, if he did that to my wife, no where would be safe for him… Fucking shitstain

  • ninja turtleboy
    December 17, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    parents like this are why kids end up dropping out of sports as they get older. imagine how stressed the kids must be? these dudes are def the type to scream at their kids in the car ride home for missing a shot. poor kids with failed parents living vicariously through them. how humiliating!!!!

  • Bill
    December 17, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    there is a huge shortage of youth hockey referees right now becuase of what you see here. $35 to $40 an hour sounds like good money but you have to deal with idiots like this who think it really matters who wins a youth hockey game. Most of the time its not as bad as this but you are always hearing from the parents and coaches as well. I used to ref and you can make good money but I got sick of parents yelling insults at me and it can get pretty nasty. All in front of kids who we are supposed to be setting an example for. No one wants to ref anymore. Parents have runied youth hockey. Used to coach too. Not worth it.

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 17, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Now, wait just a minute Turtle Girl! I think you’re great, but I will not tolerate criticism of my favorite store, which is Savers. I have saved hundreds of dollars on clothes for my husband and kids (and myself) at Savers. What you need to score at Savers is knowing quality when you see it. I saved $600 on high-quality dress shirts for my husband to wear to work, and I saved $800 dollars on a designer purse. How do I know I saved that much? I looked online to get the retail prices. I must say I was shocked to find out the purse, which originally caught my attention because I liked the color, was so expensive. Obviously the people who donated these items had no idea of their value, but no one forced them to donate. I have bought a lot of other stuff at Savers and saved a lot of money, but these particular purchases have always warmed my heart. BTW, I am not an employee of Savers. But I sure do love that store!

    • Fred Knessl
      December 17, 2018 at 12:55 pm

      Hey Mags,
      I like Saver’s too…
      Any idea who the Assclowns are?

      • Maggie the Cat
        December 17, 2018 at 4:20 pm

        Thanks for the backup, Fred. No idea who the clowns are, but this whole country is a circus right now!

    • Philospher Brick
      December 17, 2018 at 12:58 pm

      Brick Tamland correctly called it the toilet store.

  • Thomas Junta
    December 17, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    I got a wicked bonah watching this!

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