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The other day we published this blog about two Somerville Swampturds who desecrated the city’s veteran’s memorial by taking down the American flags and pissing on them:
Back when we had 112,000 followers on Facebook we would’ve identified these grundle mollusks in 2.5 seconds. But even without it, we were still confident we could get the job done.
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We noticed that people in comments sections were saying that they saw them go to 2 Dickson Street and have been seen around nearby Tufts University. So we looked up that address just to see what names came up….
Maia Jackson came back with interesting results. Of course she’s hyphenated her name to Maia Brown-Jackson just to remind everyone that she probably doesn’t shave her pits.
What do you think people? Do we have a hit?
Ding, ding, ding!!!
In the past 24 hours she’s changed her name on Facebook to Maia Ruth and her IG is no longer active. Her Facebook page is almost completely private, except for these pictures showing a woman who clearly looks exactly like the girl with the dude who desecrated the veteran’s cemetery, and her current home city of Somerville:
And based on the pink pussy hats, organic coffee shops, and dedication to all things woke…..
…..it’s safe to assume that this was a politically motivated desecration of a veteran’s cemetery. Also notice her boots in that “Fuck your patriarchal bullshit” picture. Look familiar?
I’m shocked actually. My money was on junkies. This chick’s got junkie eyeballs:
Turns out she’s just an America-hating SJW sticking it to the military-industrial complex by desecrating the burial grounds of those who died to protect our freedoms.
Maia Brown-Jackson is currently a law student at Tufts, after graduating from the University of Chicago:
According to her LinkedIn she’s looking to show her future employers that she’s a hard worker who will use her skills to do her hypothetical job as best she can….
She previously was as a tutor, and did work with Iraqi refugees to fulfill her white guilt quota….
If she’s working with Iraqi refugees then she likely blames evil America for fucking things up over there, which may or may not motivate her to participate in a urination on American flags at a veteran’s cemetery.
She’s also worked in the Philadelphia Museum of Art….
And claims to have previously worked as a “barista”:
If you’ve ever used the word “barista” to describe yourself or the minimum wage slug who poured your coffee into a cup, you are a grade A douchebag, and I already know everything I need to know about you.
We still don’t know the name of the guy who actually pissed on the flags, but it’s really only a matter of time now. Need your help turtle riders. Give us a name!!
Tick tock bitch.
Yet we have not heard a PEEP about this from Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone. Remember, this is a guy who immediately took to Twitter to announce he was boycotting Sam Adams after their CEO said he enjoyed the Trump tax breaks. He demanded the protesters who blockaded I-93 have charges dropped against them. He put up a black lives matter sign on City Hall, over the objections of the police union. He tweets almost as much as the guy in the White House who he hates so much.
Yet here, in his very own city, two white privileged buttnuts desecrated a cemetery for people who sacrificed their lives in order to save the world from Nazism, and he has not spoken out against it. If they had done this to a mosque or a black church, he’d be tweeting his outrage in record time. Joe Curtatone is literally human garbage, and so are the sea of trashbags in Somerville who voted for him.
Look what this pompous shmuck posted yesterday on the 17th anniversary of 9/11:
As we remember the tragedy suffered on this #911Anniversary and the 2,996 dead, should also note that the anniversary of #HurricaneMaria devestating #PuertoRico is coming up & that left 2,975 dead.
— Joseph A. Curtatone (@JoeCurtatone) September 11, 2018
He can’t even commemorate the loss of 3,000 innocent people and brave first responders who died trying to save others, without taking a shot at Trump. He couldn’t let them have their moment for ONE FREAKING DAY. Human. Garbage.
He also had plenty of time to retweet stuff articles about transgender bathrooms, to show his support for a law that allows boys to beat up on girls in high school athletics:
And more left wing talking points from Rachel Maddow:
He had time to do all that, but he couldn’t just put out a single tweet about how Somerville won’t stand for people desecrating veteran’s cemeteries.
Sadly, this is the current state of the left. They could give a shit less about dead WW2 veterans and activists pissing on American flags. They care plenty about transgender bathrooms, boycotting local businesses, raising taxes, and never missing an opportunity to relate ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING to Trump. I really don’t care for Trump, but when this is the alternative, what am I supposed to do as a voter? I’d rather jump off a bridge than be associated with people like Joe Curtatone and Tufts students who desecrate veteran’s cemeteries.
It’s shocking that people like this live in Somerville, when the mayor has fostered this sort of anti-American, anti-veteran culture in the first place.
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Did you know that all of the letters in urine are also in ukraine?
She’s almost attractive, when she tries. Bet she’d fetch a good price in an ISIS slave market.
I notice the stupid twunt can’t even spell “Patriarchal” but is somehow a college grad.
Colleges try to ensure that one is competent in the focus and topics of one’s chosen study, and has been able to demonstrate functional skills to complete the coursework.
Colleges do not guarantee that one will retain – or even choose to rely upon – those skills developed during their coursework.
As with most intellectual endeavors, in requires consistent practice not simply to continue developing, but to maintain.
And it is our job – as audience, participants, and citizens, to always have our critical eyes open, our vetting tools primed, and our logical mind engaged – still, of course, taking the time to remember that we are human, as are those we are considering. We are – each of us – subject to and capable of the same wonderful accomplishments – and dismal failures – of any other of us.
the fuck am i even talking about
Hmm…
Colleges try to ensure that one is competent in the focus and topics of one’s chosen study, and has been able to demonstrate functional skills to complete the coursework.
Colleges do not guarantee that one will retain – or even choose to rely upon – those skills developed during their coursework.
As with most intellectual endeavors, in requires consistent practice not simply to continue developing, but to maintain.
And it is our job – as audience, participants, and citizens, to always have our critical eyes open, our vetting tools primed, and our logical mind engaged – still, of course, taking the time to remember that we are human, as are those we are considering. We are – each of us – subject to and capable of the same wonderful accomplishments – and dismal failures – of any other of us.
the fuck am i even talking about
Saw this on Facebook his name is ARTHUR GREEN!!! Pos
maybe its you.
Wow… I mean, that’s a LOT of piss on those flags… splashed all over the place, up the steps and all up on the wall…? C’mon… I can piss with the best of them, but I don’t think all of that is from just one guy.
It only seems like a lot of piss because it’s all flattened out. If it were all in a bag or a bottle, it would seem like a regular amount.
Wow… I mean, that’s a LOT of piss on those flags… splashed all over the place, up the steps and all up on the wall…? C’mon… I can piss with the best of them, but I don’t think all of that is from just one guy.
War memorial desecrators, thank you for making me pause in my busy life and reflect on the greatness of my nation as founded and the terrible sacrifices of our fallen heroes and living veterans. My heart is now filled with only joy for the goodness of the men and women who make our freedom possible.
She wants a movement? I’ll give her a movement while she’s doing a rusty trombone on me.
Down vote? Ok, Maia, how about just a rusty trombone with no “movement”? LOL
Anyone else notice Curtatone includes the 19 terrorists hijackers in his 9/11 death toll? The number of innocent lives lost that day was 2,977….we don’t count the bad guys….but he does.
Solid observation. Thats fucked up.
The number of people who died is accurate as reported.
If you feel the need to separate out the individuals who committed the act from the victims of the act, that is, of course, completely valid. But then, you can not report the subgroup as the entire group.
Makes sense?
The terrorists were perpetrators. Everybody else were victims.
make sense?
Well, yes, I and want to make sure that I understand you: yes, the terrorists were the perpetrators. And everybody else was victims. Taken together, the number of casualties was 2,996 people. Of these, 2,977 were victims of terrorism, and 19 were the terrorists who perpetrated it.
You count an accurate number based on the group as you define it.
If there’s a point that you’re trying to make, you may want to come right out and make it.
This article presents no evidence to support the original report by Arlington resident George Gatteny (Keller Williams Realty, 617-671-4162). His report is anecdotal. He is the only source for information about this event.
Until investigation and further evidence can be developed, there is absolutely nothing that can be said regarding Mr. Gatteny’s report.
Importantly, Mr. Gatteny’s anecdotal report does not actually identify the female individual doing anything illegal. If Mr. Gatteny’s report is to be believed, then she, it would seem, is nothing more than a witness – just like Mr. Gatteny.
Actually Jim, when you aid and abet someone who is committing a crime, the law regards you as an accomplice.
I suppose you’re right, Turtz. Were this anecdotal report to be demonstrated as factual, then I reckon she would be an accessory.
I appreciate the correction; I am improved.
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Somerville sure has changed over the past 20 years. I remember when Somerville was a kind of gnarly working class town with a lot of one-way streets, pizza joints, billiard halls, and liquor stores. It was the butt of jokes by Howie Carr and WBCN. Then the Cambridge Moonbats that could no longer afford the Cambridge rents invaded and turned Somerville into kind of a junior varsity Cambridge. They should just get it over with and rename the town “East Cambridge“.
Wouldn’t she think her friend pulling out his penis to pee a microagression against her and trigger PTSD?
Yes for sure they are both douche CUNTS! I grew up in Somerville and I will find them and piss on them!
Dam Right Shawna! He best turn himself in to the cops quickly and go into pc.
I think that fat blond pussy better buy a one way ticket to France. Now.
Fucking aye right!
Dig into our sanctuary city mayor please. He passes himself off as a family man with four boys but he and the wife haven’t been together for year. He’s been banging someone else for years, and hear he has a kid with her, brazilian I think. His brother just got arrested on 9/11 for beating his wife, in Everett, Cosmos Curtatone. His sister is registrar of deeds and recently had a party where underage drinking and a knife fight broke out. Someone needs to bring the corrupt Curtatone dynasty down. Joe is an idiot but no one calls him on his shit. He’s run unopposed for Mayor. Curtatone is downzoning the city, depreciating properties, so the Affordable Housing Trust Fund can buy up private properties at a deep discount. My house’s worth is reduced by hundreds of thousands because of his rezoning. He wants to have total control over property rights. Under Joe, we just saw a proposed transfer tax, the rezoning to reduce property potential & values, and the ‘tenants 1st right of refusal’. Its sick what these proposals are doing to Somerville. Somerville’ properties are often owned by out of town owners. Joe refused to send out a mailing to inform people of what’s going on – so they have no voice and are uninformed. The city sent out a tax bill and a water bill – notification of these proposed changes could have been included in either mailing. He refused, and also refused to do a robocall. The city is usurping people’s property values and instituing huge restrictions on private property. You can’t do anything without getting a ‘special permit’ and you know who controls those strings – Joe and his minions. The Somerville Police asked Joe to take down the BLM sign. He refused. Isn’t there a regulation against political statements on public taxpayer funded bulidings? Please, this story is ripe for an expose. Rumors abound about corruption. I can put you in touch with a guy who can fill you in on the corruption. The brother was a rumor, and that is now documented.
Hopefully TB will do a multi-part blog on the douche bag drinking mayor and his family.
Tufts doesn’t have a law school and she’s not a “law student” just a graduate student. This article should be retitled.
Being an attorney I want to defend my profession. The Fletcher School at Tufts is NOT a law school, it is a breeding ground for politicians and hacks…ahem, I mean “Public Servant”
There is absolutely no reason to urinate on the flag and memory of men that actually gave everything to fight fascism and create a nation that sadly went on to produce slime like these two. Not too long ago that fat SOB would have had an attitude adjustment meeting with some of the local men giving him a taste of why war is hell.
Pure scum, both of them, imagine if peeps told them what they think about desecrating graves and deceased veterans. Don’t let them play it off as a symbolism issue. He pissed on deceased veterans and civilians alike, stole the flags marking veterans graves and pissed on the flags. She is just as guilty. Reminds me of that maggot Rene Gonzalez, who mocked Pat Tillman’s death in Afghanistan in a news paper article..
4chan identified the Berkley Bike Lock Attacker, turned out to be a “professor of ethics” the authorities couldn’t solve shit.
Dude got a sweetheart deal…
A former East Bay college philosophy professor who was charged with four counts of felony assault with a deadly weapon, causing great bodily injury, has taken a deal resulting in three years of probation for an attack at a Berkeley protest last year, court records reveal.
Eric Clanton had been linked by police to violent assaults with a metal bike lock during a “free speech” rally in Berkeley on April 15, 2017. Before his arrest, Clanton had been “outed” online, on the website 4chan, as someone who used a bike lock to strike a man in the head. The assault was captured in a video clip (below) that drew widespread attention and anger after it was posted on YouTube.
Wednesday, Clanton was supposed to have had his preliminary hearing, where a judge decides whether there’s enough evidence in a case for it to move ahead to trial. Instead, there was no hearing, and information about Clanton’s plea deal became available online.
According to Alameda County Superior Court records, Clanton entered a “no contest” plea Wednesday to one misdemeanor battery charge. The felony charges against him were dismissed, and an allegation that he had caused serious bodily injury was stricken. A misdemeanor charge that Clanton wore a mask during the commission of the crime also was dropped.
To SJW Hunter,
I agree with all of your points here and the outing of this america hating cunt. However, you said you don’t really care for trump. Why? He is the polar opposite of everything that is far left wing, socialist, fascist, politically correct. I mean, i can see if you don’t agree with some of the things he does, but saying you don’t really care for him means you reject most of his policies and most of what he says. Im baffled, honestly. Are you really a sjw hunter or are you a pandering blogger? I think you need to explain further what you mean and what you stand for.
Not to mention Trump may be TB’s only hope of not being eventually banned everywhere that matters on the internet.
She’s got a BA from the University of Chicago, in English Language and Literature. Yet when she produces a banner denouncing things “Patriarchal”, she can’t spell the word.
Also “go gently”, not “go gentle”. College educated and doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.
This young lady is surely guilty of bad taste in who she keeps company with. Nothing a shower, some sleep, and a nice job cleaning toilets at the VA can’t fix.
Bring us the head of the Pillsbury Dough Boy who almost surely spending Mommy and Daddy’s money at Tufts also.
I googled her father… he looks like a bigger douche than his spawn.
If you’re to lazy to brew your own coffee TB then you’re the slug.
Maia is the editor of the Interview and Book Review section of the Fletcher Security Review.
The Fletcher Security Review is a an online publication of the Fletcher School of Diplomacy and Law, 617 627 3700.
I wonder how the school feels about having someone working there where many of the articles contributed to the Fletcher Security Review are written by military personnel.
I am not really interested in her, I think she’s pretty boring. I’m more interested in the identity of that tub of shit that pissed on the flags
You are so lucky I am not still the Director of Faciiities on the Medford Campus.
She wasn’t the one pissing but someone should notify her family. She looks jacked up and probably hasn’t showered for a month.
Her dad, Robert Max Jackson, a gender studies prof at NYU, would most undoubtedly support pissing on the graves of US veterans.
The victims of 911 were murdered in a terror attack.
PR was a weather event.
I believe desecration of the US flag is a federal crime.
So what I’m hearing is she and her father are both pro-Nazi and hate the GIs who defeated the Third Reich.
Curtatone was also quiet about his brother getting arrested yesterday for domestic violence.
Wait a second though… Do we know if it was her that yanked the flags out of the ground? We know she isn’t the one who pissed on them right? I get calling her out.. and she should be, but I think her companion is the one that should be blasted. I think the pissing on the flags is the most offensive act here. Let’s name him!
Find the guy… public urination will make him a registered sex offender when caught
That’s not true at all. Public urination isn’t a sex offence.
You can be charged as a sex offender for public urination because technically, you’re exposing yourself.
In some jurisdictions it is.
Saw this story on channel 6 Fox news this morning. Caught it halfway in, don’t know if they credited you or not.
They did not…
She’s actually be pretty hot if she learned to keep her mouth shut, stay in the kitchen, make sandwiches…
Maybe he saw the pic of Turtleboy pissing on FB and Twitter and just thought it was open season on pissing on stuff?
Sweet backpack on the fat kid haha. Nothing says I’m a first class douche like ‘hiking’ around Sommerville and pissing on Veterans Flags. Send him to jail for a few months and see how tough he really is.
Google Robert Max Jackson…
“It was inevitable.”
Awesome – TBS at its best!!
God Bless America.
Enjoy infamy Maia. Here’s to this article showing up at the top of every google search of you for the rest of your life.
When I was a kid,everyones’ Dad and Grampas were Veterans and Democrats. Nearly every street corner had(s) a monument of a neighbor who died in a war and their family still lived by the square, why Worcester was nicknamed the city of squares. Now the Democrat party is primarily an American , God, Flag, Veteran Cop hating organization-a totalitarian extremist neomarxist group. These kids have been brainwashed by a lifetime of corrupt marxist education entertainment and media. They call themselves antifascists but they are following the example of the BrownShirts of the 1930’s Germany. Their actions should be punished swiftly and put on a public shame display, but their actions are validated and celebrated by the political elite . The left is starting to scare me and it is not uncommon to hear them talking about the Jewish problem.
Might as well go to Linkdin and hit her hard…
First off great job identifying this bitch.
Put this bitch and her bitch boy friend on a C130, give them parachutes, slap them on the ass and air drop them into the worst ISIS infected area of Iraq. After 25 minutes they’ll be screaming for the US military to come save their ass. Let ISIS have their way with them.
Curtatone blocked my from tweeting him bc I know he has been banging his office ladies/let him know I know he is.
Yeah that’s her alright. So long Maia, you little douche bag!
I just took a Brown-Jackson after eating too much at lunch