Auditing The Copblock Auditors

Meet “News Now Patrick” AKA Patrick Roth: Chubby Soyboi Petty Criminal Who Harasses And Abuses Cops, The Homeless And His Girlfriend On Film, Idolizes Convicted Houston Sex Offender Earl David Worden

Last Sunday we (finally) wrapped up with the Josh Abrams train wreck, murdered the last few shreds of his credibility with FACKS, and now I’m ready move on to the next round of scam artist frauditors. I asked YouTube to nominate someone, and we quickly got a resounding winner – Patrick Roth, or as he calls himself, “News Now Patrick”. There’s a lot of moving parts to this one, and it gets really wild, so I’m going to have to break this one down into a couple blogs. But let’s do our introductions today. Meet lifetime loser and copblock cuckhold, Fatrick Sloth:



Whoah there, killer. Leave some ladies for the rest of us. How is anyone supposed to compete with the unemployed, borderline brain dead lovechild of a Rosie O’Donnell and Bobby Hill?

Be still my pulsing flaps. What a blubbery tub of raw sex appeal. Fupacho Grande over here has a lot in common with Bitchtits Abrams, and I’m not just talking about BMI. Like Abrams, Fatty Patty is an unrepentant liar. Take, for instance, how he insists that he is doing GREAT financially, making $10,000 a month in Adsense revenue…..


Yet, he spends the majority of his useless life constantly polluting the internet with his pathetic pleas for Paypal donations so he can fill up his girlfriend (or mom’s) car with gasoline, and fill up his fat fucking face with burritos and fountain sodas.






Either you’re earning six figures a year, Fatty Patty, and therefore defrauding your subscribers by pleading with them for virtual spare change to sustain yourself….or you’re a broke ass loser who panhandles for cash online and you need to get a fucking job. You can’t have it both way. Pick one. Or, even better. I’ll pick for you. You’re a broke ass loser.

Much like Josh, Patty also lies about his own background. He demands “accountability” for public officials, while accepting none for himself. Like this:


Patty says he has no record….but that’s a lie.


Shocker. Hate to tell ya, chubs, but that’s a record. That’s another story for another day, though. This story gets deep.

Patrick also like to threaten and harass the homeless….


Seem familiar?

Yeah. This kid is scum. He was also really concerned that we wanted to shut down him and his friend “Earl” simply for expressing their First Amendment Rights….


Which is bullshit. Yes, we’re going to be exposing Fatty Patty and Earl. Earl, as in Earl David Worden, another “First Amendment Auditor”. Specifically….


This Earl David Worden. The convicted rapist, the felon, and one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever profiled.

This story is pretty big, so I’m definitely going to have break it down to a few different blogs to get the full picture. We’re talking sexual assault, child molestation accusations, fraud, theft, doctored documents, domestic violence, stolen valor and claims of a Nazi Hunting past – a full scumbag bingo card. And obviously Fatty Cakes and Touchy Drunkle Earl are getting pretty nervous, because as soon as I put a video up announcing that they’re our next “audit”, we started getting “privacy claims” rolling in on said video.


We’ll be cross posting a lot of this info on YouTube during live shows, because that’s where most of these frauditors scam victims come from. And we’re going for the kill shot.



60 Comment(s)
  • Tom
    October 26, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    I am going find that little fruit Patty and beat the livin fuck out of him! Believe that!

    • No-name
      August 13, 2021 at 2:19 am

      Amen to that!

    • No-One
      August 13, 2021 at 2:23 am

      Amen to that!

  • Turbleboy's Dad
    October 7, 2020 at 4:10 am

    Look, Turtleboy, we all now you like to fuck young boys, allegedly, right in their rosy red rectii, allegedly. But why do you have to hate on people trying to keep the cops honest? Allegedly?

  • Cody
    July 16, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    I use to watch Patrick’s videos but like alot of other auditors they get a big head and start spamming advertisements and selling silly shirts as a way to make a living. Being an auditor IS NOT a way to make an honest living. Being an honest auditor is a selfless service. I stopped watching because of that. This article is a little wild though. I dont think he deserves to be called childish names.

    • TMac
      April 27, 2021 at 1:44 pm

      Don’t you have that exactly turned around? Isn’t it Patrick’s friend who has a DOCUMENTED history of doing that, not this author?

    • TMc
      April 27, 2021 at 1:47 pm

      Sorry Cody, I hit the wrong reply button and I did not mean to tag that above comment to you. Trying to remove it.

  • Mr. Mister
    January 19, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Does anyone have a copy of the video where Patrick beats and chokes Selena? The video I saw was deleted after i posted links on several of Patty’s “audits” and begging for money.

    • Rivera
      February 16, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      There is no vid. There is a vid of a recording of the ceiling and the arguing and her saying something like don’t touch me. But that’s audio, no video. You can say anything but without video there is no proof. I can tell you to stop hitting me, but where’s proof you did. They both denied the claims. So without her saying it happened with proof like vid- bruises then there is nothing

  • Ron wells
    January 16, 2020 at 2:57 am

    I like news now patrick videos he is not a frauditor he is exercises the first amendment rights and exposes them it’s your right to film inside public city buildings and if they dont wanna be filmed tell them to go work in the private sectors like for example mc donalds fast food and he did not beat up selena his girlfriend and he did not break chief daymond jones back and it’s bad for people to talk about all the personal stuff hes done in his life and keep up the good work patrick

    • Mr. Mister
      January 19, 2020 at 9:24 pm

      Did you see the video of Patrick beating and choking Selena??? It was graphic.

  • Lee
    January 4, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Do you know hie the feud with RB Texas News and Patrick began? I saw some videos of them auditing together, now RB Texas News seems hell bent to expose Patrick, as well. I love it. Get this money grubbing asshat off youtube!

      November 30, 2020 at 4:12 pm

      Lee I exsposed patrick because the shit he pulled I went to oklahoma with him which was suppose to be only 2 days so on the way to oklahoma we ended up going to the winstar casino which patrick spent over 100 bucks he lost gambling then patrick was on the phone with selena driving her nuts begging her to ask her mom for money to go ve patrick for gas. which selena gave in and sent it over paypal which I seen with my own eyes and what’s even pathetic we stopped 10 miles down the road at a convince store and patrick does a live video begging people for money saying he needs gas money lieng to people so I stayed at Patrick’s place which his mom owned the motel he stayed in which was a shit hole so patrick would sleep all dam day and not get up until 9 10 o’clock at night so I was stuck in buffalo oklahona nothing to do in a small ass town and patrick was worried about himself getting a dam check from youtube I couldn’t Uber lift the nearest greyhound bus station was 2 hours a away in oklahoma city It just got to the point of aggravation building up so when we finally left to go back to Dallas patrick gets arrested and at first I showed the cops my license that I could take possession of his car so it wouldn’t get towed it was 3 am in the morning and patrick wanted me to sign him out of jail which I got a motel room for 2 3 hours waisted money and patrick exspected me to drive him back with no sleep all the way back to Dallas but if I had done that patrick would have got down the road and said he was going to drive and I wasn’t going to be responsible or liable for this dumb ass if we got pulled over again plus I didn’t want to drive Patrick’s car to the jail then I get pulled over which I believe they. would tried doing again patrick pissed me off with the shit he pulled when I stayed with him I then his ass gets arrested and exspected me to have his back after he shitted on me so I said fuck patrick I hid his keys in his car left the door unlocked called patrick selena where the keys where I went to a convince store next to the motel I was at and I got a ride from a lady to the greyhound bus station in still water oklahoma which I was stuck from 7am to 7pm. Which I went and ate somewhere then went to a librari looked at magazines read a few books and slept in a chair so I left at 8pm to go back to Dallas I had to go back because I had enough of Patrick’s shit if I had stayed with patrick I would ended up jail a person can only take so much of a stupid persons shit so patrick puts shit about me on youtube with bogus names but I found out when I got back to Dallas my wife said when he was in garland he tried putting his hands on my wife which my wife didn’t tell me because if she had told me what patrick done when he was at our place patrick would been in the hospital because I don’t care I’ve been to jail but at least this time they would had a real reason to put me in jail the first time I went to jail it was for crimes I didn’t committ . my wife knows I have anger issues and she didn’t tell me what patrick done because if she had told me I would have hurt patrick and patrick would been hospitalized and I’m a man of my word when I say I’m gonna do something I do it. I don’t want nothing to do with patrick I won’t audit with this punk ass bitch patrick is a bitch he can run his mouth rubbing my face in the mud talking shit about my past playing the victim but patrick won’t come say shit to my face. you know why he won’t do this. because he is a scared little bitch patrick is a bitch and always will be a lite bitch. FUCK PATRICK BRAIDEN ROTH PUNK ASS BITCH. patricks best interest would be to stay away from me
      I have no respect for patrick he isn’t the victim of he think he is the victim then he is a bitch he done me wrong but patrick doesn’t have the balls to admitt he is wrong to me he won’t apologize because he is too stupid to do it Patrick’s mom I don’t see how she puts up with Patrick’s shit he mooches off his mommy and ebeggs people for money at least I can hold my head high because every audit I done the money came out of my own pocket I didn’t ebegg people for money I done it on my own. so know in November almost December ya I still go out auditing when I have time but I work I hold down a job working 8-9 hours a day doing construction so I can pay my own way ya it may not be all over in different states but at least I have a job and work patrick is a pathetic fucktard deadbeat dad women beater until patrick is a man admitts his wrong to me in my eyes will always be a piece of shit fuck Patrick’s is a dumb fuck. so fuck patrick roth dumb ass retard.

    January 4, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    They Are TYRANTS thats why we dedicated our y/Tchannel We the People Tyrant Wars to expose each one.

  • Cop dick suckers
    October 14, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    NNH was very disturbing and disappointing.
    Just like all cops aren’t bad not all auditing is bad.
    Cops make up laws and violate people’s rights 24/7.
    Exposing them is important.
    What about the ones who make a difference in their community?
    Yes the platform is worldwide. But the changes they make are small and local to them. We can’t have these tyrants running around with out oversight.
    What about Phillip Turner ? The battosi , he isn’t white. He had laws changed

      October 14, 2019 at 11:11 pm

      Dude are you serious???? You missed the point here. We are talking about about an extremely disturbing individual aka NNH. Did you watch Bristol on Sunday? This guy is sick. And fyi, he has no problem NAMING others that are doing wrong but doesn’t want his name out out there. I seriously think you have some comprehension problems. Reread all this, rewatch Bristol’s show, Google NNH’s name and then come back on here and try to say something meaningful about what we are talking about. Want him to babysit for you? Want him to watch you swim? For heaven sakes!

  • Cop dick suckers
    October 14, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    NNH was very disturbing and disappointing.
    Just like all cops aren’t bad not all auditing is bad.
    Cops make up laws and violate people’s rights 24/7.
    Exposing them is important.
    Hey s this

  • melissa barnett
    October 14, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Hey Bristol, go after Furry Potato ,all he or she does is harass people outside of their homes,churches, anywhere,and calls it first amendment auditing.

  • randiguy2006
    October 13, 2019 at 11:51 am

    I liked this blog more when is was good.

    • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
      17 careers are more dangerous than LEO
      October 14, 2019 at 8:31 am

      Same here.

      Atatiana Jefferson; shot and killed by police on Saturday because her front door was open.

      This is why I support these 1st amendment auditors. We need to expose these violent killers and rapists because the thin blue line works to protect them

  • dick scratcher jr.
    October 13, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Patrick Roth performs felatio on stray dogs to fund his need for Truvada.
    Would you like to be wed to a cat?
    Or a horse, or a dog, or a bat?
    Or even an ass?
    Simply move out to Mass.
    Hayworth says it’s okay. So that’s that.

  • you know who you are
    October 13, 2019 at 1:18 am

    when can I take my badge off and wrap a baseball bat around his mouth?

  • Ash Az
    October 13, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Cant get enough of this frauditor stuff and it seems the majority of us can’t. So to Bristol Crew I say…..KEEP ON KEEPIN ON! I love it. And if any of you people don’t like it….thats fine. But keep scrolling. TB posts some things I am not interested in (rarely) and not every single story is gonna be for everyone. Keep up the great work Bristol! #killshot

  • Crapccack
    October 13, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Mama nasty u cuck

  • soxrock191
    October 12, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    I hate this wad of phlegm more than I hate bitchtits abrams….. Where the fuck do these scum fucks surface from???? The NY sewer system???? (Full disclosure skankee hater here). Ohhhhh how I love to hate these auditor freaks -which I never heard of until I started ridding the turtle- Shove it straight up their asses BTC, I look forward to you annihilating them right into the ground. You’re a ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • Cameras everywhere
    October 12, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    I’m sure the cops in Minnesota (during the Trump rally protests) were soooo intimidated by the Antifa chuds and their cameras. I loved watching the black clad chuds holding their phones at the line of cops dressed in their riot gear. Every one of the cops had a friggin’ HD body camera on their chest filming everything! Not to mention that this was in a large city with cameras, public and private, everywhere. Sorry fascist chuds, cops nowadays could give a shit less about you and your phone filming. The cops are winning (and exposing you) by playing your own game. Ha ha and ha.

  • Aspiring Baby Daddy
    October 12, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Im not going to mince hairs, fair Bristol. The video/preview at the end of this blog got me more amped up than a mashup of “Eye Of The Tiger” and “You’re The Best Around”.

  • Wwy
    October 12, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Jew countries are funny.

  • Concerned about auditors
    October 12, 2019 at 11:39 am

    I absolutely knew that these guys were verbally abusive and predators. The fact that they belittle everyone and cuss out anyone who challenges them shows that they won’t take no for an answer and will do whatever it takes to put someone in line. I’m certain they probably abuse animals that don’t meet their leadership demands. These guys are sick minded predators. All of these auditors are extremely dangerous. The news now CA guys are the most dangerous and have the most demons. Chilling.

  • Finn
    October 12, 2019 at 10:43 am

    This is Finntastic news.
    I can’t wait to read my daily juicy story about News boy Patrick!!!

    Fuck off,

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    My mom
    October 12, 2019 at 10:17 am

    No one really cares about this. Why them? Are they ever in New England? Stick to some REAL shit around here

    • Y
      October 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm

      Simple solution: skip the blogs you have no interest in reading.

    • Douchebag
      October 12, 2019 at 7:54 pm

      I think the 57 people and counting downvoting you disagree. Why don’t you audit the sewage from the state prison?

  • Frauditors should Pay
    October 12, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I appreciate the hell out of what you are doing. The disrespect for our first responders is awful. Add in that Patrick beats his girlfriend and Earl is a rapist and these men are scum of the earth.

    Keep up the good work Bristol.

    • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
      Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
      October 12, 2019 at 11:18 am

      The cops are all good guys, huh?

      A Google search will reveal that there’s several cops that are child predators, rapists, fake citation writers, thieves(MA State Police overtime scandal), and just outright corrupt(Ali Biblow scandal).

      While I enjoy your blogs, it seems contradictive to report on the MA State Police scandals, yet at the same time spit venom at all 1st amendment auditors. Sure most of these auditors are piles of shit with disgusting criminal records, but their premise is respectable; we need to expose the corrupt tyrants in law enforcement.

      • Blue Lives Matter
        October 12, 2019 at 8:05 pm

        Where did this person say ‘cops are all good guys?’ Please point out the assertion.

        You’re exactly right: out of 700,000+ LEO in the United States, a google search will show a handful of anecdotal incidents by very bad police. But you’re obviously choosing to focus on a very small percentage of LEO and use that as a standard to judge the entire community. If a black man commits a crime, do you say all blacks are bad? If you get stung by a bee, do you refuse to go outside again? If you see someone run a stop sign, do you refuse to drive because you’re scared of getting hit by someone running a stop sign?

        Most people that I’ve met that make judgments like you are criminals….and I’d bet my left nut you’re no different.

        • Standing o
          October 13, 2019 at 6:53 am

          Standing o my friend. These scumbags would prefer to live in a lawless society. I think we should accommodate them and send them to the sandbox. I got a feeling they would be crying to come home in no time. Losers

        • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
          Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
          October 14, 2019 at 8:39 am

          You chose a firm # in “700,000 LEOs”, yet when referring to the corrupt ones, use the term “a very small percentage”.

          Is that percentage small in your mind alone, is that why you choose not to reveal?

          I’m not advocating to judge all cops as corrupt, I’m advocating for the use of constitutionally protected rights; videotaping police in the line of duty.

          If they’re protecting and serving like the swore on oath to, they should have no problem being recorded. After all they are in public and have no expectation of privacy. Unless of course they are violating the law, and that would be the only reason they and the bootkissers would have an issue with somebody recording them

    October 12, 2019 at 8:52 am






    • Y
      October 12, 2019 at 7:47 pm

      Watching him get shot outside of the Jewish synagogue was extremely cathartic.

    • Blue Lives Matter
      October 12, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      Where did this person say ‘cops are all good guys?’ Please point out the assertion.

      You’re exactly right: out of 700,000+ LEO in the United States, a google search will show a handful of anecdotal incidents by very bad police. But you’re obviously choosing to focus on a very small percentage of LEO and use that as a standard to judge the entire community. If a black man commits a crime, do you say all blacks are bad? If you get stung by a bee, do you refuse to go outside again? If you see someone run a stop sign, do you refuse to drive because you’re scared of getting hit by someone running a stop sign?

      Most people that I’ve met that make judgments like you are criminals….and I’d bet my left nut you’re no different.

      • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
        Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
        October 14, 2019 at 8:48 am

        “A handful of anecdotal incidents by very bad police”.

        Now you’re just making shit up to support your bootkissing cuck narrative. I can post 5 (a handful) incidents of “very bad police” corruption in the Springfield Police department alone.

        How about your beloved heros at the top of the chain before they pissed all over the law to save Ali Biblow?

        Apparantly you’re a cop, possibly a pig, because most people I know are furious at having state cops steal overtime monies from the people they swore to protect. There wasn’t any misunderstanding, they stole overtime pay because they think they are better than you. They think they are above the law. You can go on turning a blind eye, I work too hard to have it stolen from me by a thief in a blue uniform

        • Real_Finn
          October 14, 2019 at 10:30 am

          “I can post 5 (a handful) incidents of “very bad police” corruption in the Springfield Police department alone.”

          Sit down loser. All cop-haters stem from people who break the law or who have shit-bag relatives that need “FREE MY BOI” supporters.

          “I work too hard to have it stolen from me by a thief in a blue uniform.”

          1. You don’t work (if you do – it’s seasonal at best)
          2. You don’t have the sack to wear the uniform.
          3. You’re the first to call the police when something goes south.

          What exactly is being stolen from you? You sound like whiny pussy who whips out their phone to film a crime — but do nothing about it.

          Get Fucked,

  • Dick
    October 12, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Is that mouth wash in the back seat? Talk about cheap drunks.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 12, 2019 at 9:11 am

      Maybe he has penis breath.

  • EXTRA Good Citizen
    October 12, 2019 at 8:10 am

    You act like you are “breaking news” all of this is bullshit already out there. You add nothing as usual.

    • Extra Good Lies
      March 1, 2021 at 8:28 am

      When will you repay Lisa the $7k she is owed?

  • What what
    October 12, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Oh great another long drawn out investigation into some YouTube nobody that I’ve never heard of or give a fuck about.
    Are you trying to push readers away on purpose or what?

    • If you don’t like it here, don’t visit fuckface
      October 12, 2019 at 5:58 pm

      Tell us what story featured you?? Joshy is that you?

    • Surly Muppet
      October 13, 2019 at 12:09 pm

      The same can be said about your comment to the post in question. Run along, kid.

  • OG2
    October 12, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Let this serve as a reminder to all the frauditors, people with a platform are watching.

  • Rocky from Mask
    October 12, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Im just one chromosome away…

  • Keep up the good work TB
    October 12, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Sharpening the axe, love it!

    Looking forward to any and all work you do with these frauditors.

  • Bob
    October 12, 2019 at 1:54 am

    News Now Houston is one of the best auditors out there. He knows the law and respects the police. He is polite until people aren’t polite to him.

    • WeRFucked
      October 12, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      Blob, there are no good “auditors” you fuckface. Who cares if a cop says you can’t film in the police station lobby, when because it’s a public building, you legally can? Someone trying to point that out to me is an asshole.

      Audit your mothers twat. That I’ll watch.

  • Josh Bitchtits Abrams (faggot extraordinaire)
    October 12, 2019 at 12:07 am

    I’d like Pat to do a reach around on my bitchtits while skank tow truck Hump videos the action
    This limerick is for you Pat (I’m so hard)
    There once was a man from Millinocket
    Who went for a ride in a rocket
    The rocket went bang
    His balls went clang
    And he found his dick in his pocket!

    Hi daddy, god save the queen

  • TX citizen
    October 11, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    Don’t know much about NNH but Parick and Selena channels were shut down by YouTube very recently. He’s up and running again. He tells fairy tales of purple dragons and pink polka dot snakes living in underground tunnels taking his channel away. However, he violated YouTube terms….that’s way he was shut down. His new channel has a few re uploads from the shut down channel…is that legal? And let’s talk GoFundMe…it’s on every video of his! I thought GoFundMe was for people who were hard working folks that fell on bad times. Hmmm. Anyway Bristol…..go get em!!!!

  • Hartford
    October 11, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    You’re killing it in every blog. Another outstanding job.

    • hartf811
      October 12, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      Fake Hartford

      • hartf811
        October 12, 2019 at 1:50 pm

        Fake Hartfart is a puckered arsehole

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