Last Sunday we (finally) wrapped up with the Josh Abrams train wreck, murdered the last few shreds of his credibility with FACKS, and now I’m ready move on to the next round of scam artist frauditors. I asked YouTube to nominate someone, and we quickly got a resounding winner – Patrick Roth, or as he calls himself, “News Now Patrick”. There’s a lot of moving parts to this one, and it gets really wild, so I’m going to have to break this one down into a couple blogs. But let’s do our introductions today. Meet lifetime loser and copblock cuckhold, Fatrick Sloth:
Whoah there, killer. Leave some ladies for the rest of us. How is anyone supposed to compete with the unemployed, borderline brain dead lovechild of a Rosie O’Donnell and Bobby Hill?
Be still my pulsing flaps. What a blubbery tub of raw sex appeal. Fupacho Grande over here has a lot in common with Bitchtits Abrams, and I’m not just talking about BMI. Like Abrams, Fatty Patty is an unrepentant liar. Take, for instance, how he insists that he is doing GREAT financially, making $10,000 a month in Adsense revenue…..
Yet, he spends the majority of his useless life constantly polluting the internet with his pathetic pleas for Paypal donations so he can fill up his girlfriend (or mom’s) car with gasoline, and fill up his fat fucking face with burritos and fountain sodas.
Either you’re earning six figures a year, Fatty Patty, and therefore defrauding your subscribers by pleading with them for virtual spare change to sustain yourself….or you’re a broke ass loser who panhandles for cash online and you need to get a fucking job. You can’t have it both way. Pick one. Or, even better. I’ll pick for you. You’re a broke ass loser.
Much like Josh, Patty also lies about his own background. He demands “accountability” for public officials, while accepting none for himself. Like this:
Patty says he has no record….but that’s a lie.
Shocker. Hate to tell ya, chubs, but that’s a record. That’s another story for another day, though. This story gets deep.
Patrick also like to threaten and harass the homeless….
Yeah. This kid is scum. He was also really concerned that we wanted to shut down him and his friend “Earl” simply for expressing their First Amendment Rights….
Which is bullshit. Yes, we’re going to be exposing Fatty Patty and Earl. Earl, as in Earl David Worden, another “First Amendment Auditor”. Specifically….
This Earl David Worden. The convicted rapist, the felon, and one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever profiled.
This story is pretty big, so I’m definitely going to have break it down to a few different blogs to get the full picture. We’re talking sexual assault, child molestation accusations, fraud, theft, doctored documents, domestic violence, stolen valor and claims of a Nazi Hunting past – a full scumbag bingo card. And obviously Fatty Cakes and Touchy Drunkle Earl are getting pretty nervous, because as soon as I put a video up announcing that they’re our next “audit”, we started getting “privacy claims” rolling in on said video.
We’ll be cross posting a lot of this info on YouTube during live shows, because that’s where most of these frauditors scam victims come from. And we’re going for the kill shot.