Auditing The Copblock Auditors

Auditing “First Amendment Auditors”: Anti-Police Pussy Anselmo Enrigue Morales-Torres – Convicted Woman Beater And Felon Who Harasses Cops For YouTube Clicks

 

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Yesterday we took a closer look at “Hot Tow Truck Girl”, AKA Danielle Bognanno, AKA the chick who definitely just ripped off a bunch of strangers for $800+ in “bail money” for the bail her boyfriend doesn’t have. As of now, she refuses to address any of the allegations, hasn’t refunded a dime despite proof positive that Abrams has no bail, but had time to go to some liberal protest with “Auditing America”, where even the protesters didn’t want them around.

You know you’re awful when even a group of full-grown adults who spend their weekday afternoon chanting in outrage over a judge upholding law and order don’t want you around.

To paraphrase the whole video:

“These guys are making sure our people don’t get hit by cars, can you leave them alone? They haven’t done anything to you.” – Woman with too much free time crying about a judge doing his job

“LOL They’re the only cops around right now we can harass for views on YouTube so my lady friend can buy us more drugs when the stolen donations dry up.” – Anselmo the police-hating pussylips 

So today, we have a new contestant. Anselmo Enrique Morales-Torres, step right up!

 

Anselmo, aka “Enrique” is a familiar face. You may or may not remember him from that time he and fellow “auditor” creepy Joe Hart harassed a domestic violence victim in a police station lobby and then cried like little mewling babies when they were promptly arrested. 

Anselmo made this face:

 

So we’re off to a rough start for him.

 

But at least he’s not a career criminal and violent felon like Josh Abrams, right? I mean sure, he’s willingly associating and covering for the dizzy clam who took thousands of dollars from strangers on the internet, for bail that doesn’t exist. Sure, she won’t answer anyone’s questions about where the money went, but she’ll go live with you.  And sure, was openly associating with Josh Abrams up until right now, when he’s suddenly claiming to not know him in videos,

 

Likely story. We all know Abrams has been your Fluffer for months now, you can’t walk yourself back from that.

 

There’s more smelly cunts there than an amateur Pornhub lesbian orgy.

But at least he’s not a violent danger to society, right?

Wrong.

 

Don’t let the effeminate demeanor and Buddy Holly glasses fool you. This guy is bad news.

We already knew that he has a litany of misdemeanor charges related to his “activism” in Rhode Island. But do you know about his time in Florida? I do!

You know, when from 2007-2012 he spent his time on wholesome, noble activities like, felony grand theft,

 

Kidnapping, domestic violence, and attempted sexual battery,

 

And false imprisonment with yet another domestic violence charge, because apparently this whining, worthless scrotum sucker really likes to beat up women.

 

How’s your mom, Anselmo? Oh wait….nevermind. You fled Florida to avoid paying restitution. We’re obviously thrilled to have you up here. We were all just sitting around, talking about how we don’t have enough lisping convicted batters accused of light, fun crimes like sexual battery and kidnapping, and then you showed up, the love child of DARE and the AIDS crisis, to fill that void and needlessly harass the cops as revenge for that time they foiled your weekend rape plans.

 

Meth: Not even once.

 

Well, Mr. Morales-Torres, our audit has revealed some major discrepancies between the dedication you purport to have for the First Amendment and civil rights. Mainly because you appear to only respect the freedom of speech up until a dumb ol’ woman refuses to make you a sammich or uses her first amendment right to give you a little sass. Then, fuck her civil rights, you’re gonna smack her around, falsely imprison her and attempt sexual assault yet somehow fail. Judging from your desperate attempts to look like a tough guy in front of a bunch of cops who are obviously not going to hit you, or even really look in your direction, I think we all know why you failed. Overcompensating much? We’ve also found a deficit in your transparency and integrity, as you appear to be covering for Bitchtits McJailbird and his class A slampig as they pocket that money and run. Honestly, even if I were Rodney King, I’d feel safer in a room full of New York cops from the 90s alone than I would with you.  For that reason, in my capacity as an official representative of Turtleboy Sports, I must politely yet firmly insist that you put down the camera phone, hitchhike back to Florida, and find a trailer to collect your SSDI checks in quietly. You’re not wanted nor needed here, and you should remember that Northern girls tend to hit you back more often. You don’t fit in here. Leave, and take your rotten clam friend with you.

 

She’ll really like the pain clinics down there.

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28 Comment(s)
  • Someone who knows journalism when they see it
    September 18, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    This article is far from an audit. You obviously only wrote “facts” that support your agenda. You mention every single charge or arrest Anselmo has had EXCEPT FOR THE CURRENT ONE!!! Why was he arrested in the photo you posted of his mouth opened? You’d rather emphasize how opened his mouth is as opposed to the reason he was being put in handcuffs??? Well guess I can find that out on my own… when I watch the video… because it wasn’t posted in this article. That is journalistic dishonesty to force your own opinion down your reader’s throat without giving them an opportunity to form their own opinion. What you do is disgraceful and NOT an audit. I certainly don’t agree with everything the people you mentioned actions but at least they DO post videos of the good police officers. If they don’t want to be harassed they can choose to be better law enforcement officers and not give the auditor any cause to harass them. But at least they show both sides of the coin. You obviously did not even attempt to show bias. You are not a journalist. You’re an oped writer at best.

  • Ray Patriarca
    September 7, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    This fanook Enrique has the look of a goo-guzzler written all over his face.
    Disgratziate !
    I’d love to put one of my cigarettes out in his eye.

  • So fucking happy
    September 7, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    This is the best week ever!!! I can’t wait till you audit that fat pig Hart

  • Judge dread
    September 6, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    If I found out a child of mine who was going to BU, MIT, etc skipped school for this, all type of financial aid would be suspended. I would tell the child to pay for school using government loans and a job. If they don’t want to pay their own way, then move in with some of your cop block friends who live in a ripped up apartment tin Stabbin Hill, sleep on a cot next to the furnace, and work as a waiter at TGIF’s for a year.

  • Danielle Bognanno
    September 6, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    (857) 258-1970 may be my wireless…

  • Oneway ticket
    September 6, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    send martinez back to santo domingo!!!!!!!

  • Winter is Coming
    September 6, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    These endlessly entertaining grifters love YouTube but fail to realize it is in large part a facial and voice recognition collection device. The only way these guys will be able to disappear is if Mr. or Ms. Fentanyl sneaks into one of their seemingly endless parties or they fail to look both ways before crossing Methadone Mile.

  • z
    September 6, 2019 at 10:57 am

    I’m reading some of those comments on Youtube for that video.

    Who says on here “We are fucked” because I’m going to borrow it.
    “We are fucked.”

    Two moron is specific. “Nick Anon” + “Ken Dalton”.

  • Nashua St Is Nice In The Autumn
    September 6, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Just watched a video of Josh calling from jail ranting about TB and saying some nasty lies. Josh doesn’t seem to understand or care about consequences in life
    That’s why your pudgy bloated ass is in jail. Wait until after your trial when you’re in state prison to see if you have made decent decisions in life. I’m sure the lovely tow truck thing will wait for you. Right?

  • JoeMomma
    September 6, 2019 at 10:14 am

    They wanted to fuck shit up, now their wish is coming true and they are the one’s getting fucked.

  • Hartford
    September 6, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Is it ironic that the only buildings in this video these fleabags could enter in their pathetic lives is the court building and a coffee shop?

  • All on Masshealth
    September 6, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Imagine all these assholes got off of public assistance and had real jobs and didn’t do drugs. What a novel idea. Perhaps then they would matter a little bit. Because they certainly don’t matter at all now.

  • Said Everyone
    September 6, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Karma hasn’t been kind to these clowns, they should quit while they’re still not in jail

  • Turtle Rider
    September 6, 2019 at 7:54 am

    The first amendment shouldn’t apply to liberals.

  • the doctor of zeningty
    September 6, 2019 at 7:19 am

    heres an idea,
    find out where these ‘first amendment’ auditors live,
    stand on public property with a video camera, and film them , their homes,their vehicles,everyone coming and going, then upload the video on you tube for tens of thousands of people to watch.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 6, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Thomas Mattson next please. You’ll love his man bun, and his very cool homeless style. Meh….I don’t answer questions. And that’s why I stopped you today.

    • Y
      September 6, 2019 at 9:38 am

      What’s his YT channel? Does he have a FB, Twitter, etc.?

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 6, 2019 at 5:22 am

    Who watches the Watchmen?

    Turtleboy fucking does!

    Want to “audit” the cops? Get ready to be audited yourself, cunts. It’s only fair.

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 6, 2019 at 6:54 am

      “Auditing” clearly means getting in the way of ordinary people, being a complete fucking tool and acting in a way that makes the rest of the world want to punch you in the face.

      No bigger cunts than these fuckers.

      Except maybe the men who pretend to be women so they can win races against them. Biggest cunts on the fucking planet.

  • Uncle Kraft
    September 6, 2019 at 1:06 am

    I diddled young young Chinese kids glad the cops don’t bother my Jew gas head.

  • Uncle Remy
    September 6, 2019 at 1:04 am

    My son made Boston strong by killing his girlfriend,short memories.

  • Y
    September 5, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Anselmo, a.k.a Enrique, says he doesn’t need to scan anyone because he makes a very good living off his YouTube channel.
    It’d be a shame if everyone reported his channel and he loses that source of income.
    I heard YouTube is cracking down on people who post children’s faces; if he was reported for violating children’s rights, that’d be a shame.

  • Third World Shithole Here We Come
    September 5, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    Third world freeloading ANIMALS who reproduce at a rapid rate.
    There wont be enough hard working whites to support them all. We are on the Titanic. We are an extreme debter nation and we cant pay our debts now hence the talk of negative intrest rates.
    Just imagine how much worse it will be if ICE is eliminated. Imagine 20 years from now when there are even less productive whites. These ANIMALS will turn our once great country into a third world shithole.

  • SG
    September 5, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Keep up the good work, TBS, you have been of fire this week!

  • Y
    September 5, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Turtleboysports was on fire today!
    Twitter was exploding with links from their blog from August 13th on “Twitter Philanthropist”, Bill Pulte, and how he works with Jack Dorsey to mine users’ data.
    YouTube was exploding with people discussing their blogs exposing these auditing scam artists.
    TBS is exposing these leeches daily!
    As far as I’m concerned, that’s worth the $10/month.

    • Batman
      September 6, 2019 at 9:40 am

      It has been a great week to be a TB fan. Just josh abrams going down made it fantastic, but throw in the Judge, tow truck slut and exposing the Antifa scum……pants getting tight. It felt like we, the conservatives, punched back this week. Now if that douche Lowell teacher could just lose her job, best week eva. You have to think the voters in Suffolk county got an eyeful this week. If I were in the position I would run against Rollins on a law and order platform, she needs to go down. People are sick of this shit.

      • Malicious Marty
        September 7, 2019 at 5:09 pm

        I’m TBS through and through… but can we please take it easy on the tow truck slut? Sure she’s made some poor choices but I’m in love with her. I know I can make her change.

  • Stark
    September 5, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Sigh

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