Meet Ricardo Jean Baptiste: The Meatbreath Who Slashes People’s Tires Because He Can’t Get Laid But Fronts Like A Pimp With A Record Label On Facebook

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Yesterday we published this blog about some shithead who went out with a Grafton Hill woman, got ditched because he was so disgusting and revolting, ended up slashing her mother’s tires at 3:20 AM, and then came back at 6 AM to slash a bunch of other people’s tires to make it look like a random act of vandalism instead of a premeditated crime.

Woke up today and our inbox was all flooded with the same name – Ricardo Jean-Baptiste. Although on Facebook he goes by Rikki Ricardo.

Yup, that’s him!

Well done turtle riders!

And you know you’re a waste of space when the first thing that comes up when people Google your name is the courthouse records:

Yup, he’s been arrested for A&B, driving with a suspended license, and he’s a coke dealer:

Look at the bright side Rikki – at least when you save money on gas when you get a free ride to court from the House of Corrections.

Anyway for a guy who can’t get laid and then slashes chick’s tires when they reject him, he sure talks a big game:

Before you start pimping, you should probably make sure you can find at least one chick who’s willing to let you play a round of bury the broomstick first. Just sayin. It’s hard to have stable of dimes when you can’t even afford a Grafton Hill pony.

He also has no tolerance for hoes:

Especially hoes who wanna use him for his chedda, because he be spending mad loot at Mambo Drink:

After all, he don’t just be snappin – he be stackin:

And you know it’s true because he ended his statement with #facts!!

His drug dealing business is going so well he’s gonna buy a new car:

I think the #100 thing is what hoodrats did before the 100 emoji was invented.

Maybe he doesn’t like this chick because she lives at her mother’s house:

Oh, and he doesn’t like jealous people:

Because there’s nothing jealous about slashing a chick’s tires because she doesn’t want a body odor shower from a convicted felon.

He believes that there’s nothing “worser” than an n word that has no gas in his tank:

But here’s the thing – the car he drove to slash these people’s tires is registered to his mother:

Although I guess you gotta do what you gotta do when you’re a 30 year old meatbreath who doesn’t have a license. Don’t worry though Rikki, things will start picking up once you start that record label:

We posted on his Facebook page about this and he immediately deleted our comments. Only a matter of time now until he deactivates. Time to arrest this noodledick and put him prison because obviously he doesn’t know how to carry on in a civilized society. More importantly, he’s a huge bitch for not knowing how to handle rejection like a man, and bringing innocent people into his personal failures as a man.

P.S. Lot’s of people have asked how the woman didn’t know his name if she went out with him. Great question. He told her his name was Mario from our source. Probably because if she Googled him she’d realize ahead of time that going out with him would end in disaster.

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