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Meet Slop Queef #2: Rockelle “Rocky” Gardner, Who Shares A Piss Corner With Her Hog Gobblin Mom/Ratchet In Crime Sherry Gardner

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I feel like the old days of Turtleboy lately because on back to back nights turtle riders have helped identify all ratchet parties involved in TB blogs. We now know the identity of the blonde South END Slop Queef, previously known as Meggy Methalope:

Her name is Rockelle Gardner, and has perhaps the greatest street name in the history of queef buckets:

Rocky. How you gonna lose a ratchet rumba is your street name is Rocky?

And there’s a chance she, just like the red line queef cakes, could be from Pembroke, since SSTG tells me Pembroke kids went to Silver Lake back in the day. Guess they accept WIC for fentanyl flavored mineral water down there.

Here’s the best part – Rocky was without her parter in crime that day – Ma Dukes:

AKA Sherry Gardner. Although she sometimes hacks her Facebook page when she’s bringing Diego to the Park and Ride in exchange for some of those testers.

Our sources tell us they’re pretty much the most infamous duo on the meth mile. Which apparently I don’t know enough about because I’m from Somerville and I’m getting my cunt chewed out in the comments for not knowing where Roxbury, Southie, and the South End begin and end.

Anyway, her Facebook is the gold mine you knew it would be:

She admits that she hates heroin, but that shit’s just way too good for rehab….

She LOVES the cops:

And apparently she’s traveled a long way in the last 4 years:

LOL. Just kidding. She’s at the exact same coordinates she was in that video, doing the exact same thing she was doing in that video – defending her piss corner from rival snatchimals.

She’s obviously no stranger to court, she just doesn’t like going on time:

Might be time for Uncle Turtleboy to do another police ride along so we can see the element close up and personal. Could be educational.

7 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 13, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    I feel like court isn’t the only thing late with her. Her snatch has probably been scraped more than a fisherman’s knuckle.

    • vicxh
      June 14, 2018 at 10:25 am

      And it probably smells worse than the knuckle of the fisherman who has been gutting fish all day.

  • vicxh
    June 13, 2018 at 9:09 am

    That should be a good match for that nig*** Ghanarea Gary who is following women asking them to be his girlfriend . I am sure Rocky would not mind being his GF for a few minutes and a $20

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 13, 2018 at 8:40 am

    Why do they think the Boston police actually do any work? Hell just lay down on Tremont St. and crickets. The only good thing about the no show po po is that you can park on a fucking sidewalk ,and the only people that hassle you are the security stooges who can go fuck off.

  • RickSalamander
    June 13, 2018 at 7:43 am

    There’s a Ratchet connection here that just keep on producing the female MMA entertainment. Rockey Gardner there is chums with Kristina Elliott, AKA Raspy Rachel, chain-smoking prego scissor sandwich of the Might Methfiend, Dolores “Dee” Marino. See Kristina Marie (Elliot) FB pict 5/20/2013. God damn, Rockey G. actually looks like a Meth Chipmunk Cartoon character in that pict. Anyway, old Dee Marino is the 4/26/2017 Lesbo Cheesedog that got into a ratchet monkey rug beef amongst a triage of Revere’s finest. Kristina Marie has posted the BMC fight on her FB, lmao, keeping it realz. All we need now is the Revere stripper who kicks not only one bitches ass, but 4 bitches, my nigg a! It’s a farking small ratchet world out there afterall.

  • phillip j mckracken
    June 13, 2018 at 5:55 am

    We live in some perverted alternate reality where these behaviors are not only acceptable but by many, glorified. Liberal utopia. Thanks Dumbocrats.

  • RickSalamander
    June 13, 2018 at 4:50 am

    Swine

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