Social Justice Warriors

Meet Susan Rothenberg: Fake Pastor With Top 5 All Time Freakout When President Trump Came To Her Pittsburgh Neighborhood To Honor Victims Of Anti-Semitic Terrorist Attack 

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President Trump visited Pittsburgh yesterday to pay respects to the 11 Jewish people who were killed by an anti-semitic terrorist piece of shit while they worshiping. There’s been a lot in the media blaming Trump for this and the pipe bomber, which as a free speech advocate I fundamentally reject. The idea that speech creates violence is a farce that mainstream media and social justice warriors use as a precursor to silence speech they don’t agree with.

The line of thinking goes like this:

  1. Trump uses Twitter to belittle people he doesn’t like
  2. Trump promotes policies that put people into “us against them” categories
  3. Otherwise normal people hear Trump’s rhetoric and become emboldened and inspired to enact violence on others because they think they’re doing his bidding
  4. Trump and anyone promoting values that Trump agrees with should be silenced or else you want Jews to be killed

It’s the same nonsense they do with us. “Turtleboy causes people to kill themselves,” “Turtleboy promotes hate speech,” blah, blah, blah. It’s pure and utter bullshit designed for the purposes of censorship, and anyone who thinks that way should be mocked and ridiculed.

Anyway, obviously the President of the United States, whoever they are, should go to a place where an anti-semitic massacre happened to show respects. If Trump didn’t go he would get crucified, and rightfully so. But even if he did go he’d provoke the same reaction because he makes people go insane. The perfect example of this, and the face of everything that is wrong with SJWs, was seen in this video of Pittsburgh Presbyterian “minister,” Rev. Susan Rothenberg, seeking out the cameras so she can virtue signal and make a fool of herself in front of millions of people.

So that’s what Andy Dick’s been up to all these years. He moved to Pittburgh and become a psycho pastor. What are the odds that an upper middle class white woman with a bob haircut, closing in on menopause wouldn’t like Donald Trump? Totally not a cliche.

A social justice ballad in two acts:

“We welcome everybody here.”


That about sums it up doesn’t it? The face of SJW tolerance – we welcome everybody, except for the half of the population who we disagree with.

“Let the families grieve.”

Bitch, how da fuq they supposed to grieve with you yelling like that?

“It’s not about you.”

You’re right Reverend, it’s not about Trump – it’s about you. This idiot had to seek out the cameras, and ask them to film her aimlessly yelling. Trump never heard a word that she said. This was all about me, me, me, me, me!! “Look at me!! I’m the number one resister!!”

And that’s what’s so disgusting about the people protesting in Pittsburgh – they are using the deaths of 11 strangers as an excuse to protest a politician they already hated. Make no doubt about it, none of the people feigning outrage about Trump actually gives a shit about any of the people who died. They see a tragedy and they have to politicize it. It’s all they know how to do.

This woman also isn’t Jewish, yet she has no problem speaking on behalf of all Jewish people when she says that he’s not welcome there. The fact of the matter is, that Trump, whether you hate him or love him, has been the most Jewish-friendly President in our lifetime. No one has been a bigger supporter of Israel, and not once has he said anything remotely resembling anti-semitism. His daughter, son in law, and grandkids are all Jewish. The guy who killed these 11 people publicly stated on Twitter that he didn’t like Trump specifically because of his support for Jews.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – half of the “pastors” out there are just social justice warriors who don’t wanna pay taxes. There’s nothing religious or spiritual about any of them. That woman is consumed with hatred and anger, which no real pastor would be.

According to her website, they call her the “Reverend Suz” which just makes her more bootleg.

This is a woman who spent most of her life working in marketing, advertising and public relations, and then one day was like, “Fuck it, I’m gonna be a pastor.”

She’s not even the official pastor at a church. Instead she’s part of the “Unglued Church,” which means she writes SJW articles like these on her website and hopes people share them on Twitter.

She works as a consultant for PneuMatrix, which teachers pastors how to become batter pastors like her. Feel free to check out their Facebook page here. Please DO NOT leave them one star reviews!!!

I don’t care if you like the President or not, when POTUS comes to your town they should be welcomed. President Obama came to Worcester in 2014 to speak at the Worcester Tech graduation. A lot of conservatives whined about it just like this lady did. We used our platform to mock them, as we should. The President isn’t just a person, they’re a symbol. And when an unspeakable tragedy occurs it’s important to the healing process for the leader of the country to show his respects without turning it into a political affair. He did his part, she didn’t.

The bottom line is that there is too much hate in our culture, but it’s mainly coming from people like Susan Rothenberg. People like her created Trump. We see videos like that and we just want to point and laugh at them because they’re so terrible. People like Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush would nice and diplomatic with her, while Trump mocks people like her. Unlike the other Republicans he ran against he read the room, realized how much it would resonate with people to shit on folks like her, and crapped on them all over Twitter and at rallies to become President.

What a time to be alive.

21 Comment(s)
  • Monty Brewster
    November 2, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Anybody with $49 and a stamp can become a Pastor, it’s like calling someone who graduated from Community College a scholar. Probably one of those churches that has a leaking roof and there’s lots of male pony tails, acoustic guitar and swaying back and forth in unison.

  • Judge dread
    November 1, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Orange man bad; Orange man racist.

    These people are like flies on shit, they’re so hopeless and pathetic. She is a vapid cunt.

  • Crazy as Fuc
    November 1, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    I bet she has at least a dozen cats.

  • Error 404
    November 1, 2018 at 4:12 am

    How many massacres were they when Obama was in office? 26

  • Beef with broccoli no substitutions
    November 1, 2018 at 4:02 am

    Zombie middle age femtards. Probably caused by a brain virus, symptoms include sky screaming, random yelling at conservative or libertarian white men, and falsely accusing Supreme Court judges of gang rape. Occasional clawing at congressional doors while congress is in session has been seen also. Mumbling of the words racist, xenophobe and white privilege is common. The only cure is an accelerated 5.56mm lead injection at 50 meters.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Mike Barnicle
    October 31, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    I like her. She’s got a lot of spunk. Liz Warren/Susan Rothenberg in 2020. That would be a dream ticket!

  • face shitter
    October 31, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    That fucking cunt is an embarrassment to women everywhere. Im going to use proper pronouns now because that thing would appreciate that kind of behavior. So, I would like to shit on its face, a really nasty diarrhea type shit, all over its face. Also id like for it to get fucked by a dog. Hey anything is a hole to a dog. If i was related to that thing I would change my last name just to distance myself from it and its blood lines. I hope if it has a husband or children, they all view it as a cast off and cease all relation to it. I would donate to that go fund me for its estranged family. To end my rant, women, if you are straight, under almost no circumstances unless you are 70+ and grey should you ever cut your hair to look like this thing or the other cunt look alike, elizabeth warren.

  • Yinza
    October 31, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Yinzers be tripping

  • Dr. Spaceman
    October 31, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    That’s what eventually happens to a woman who pays for dinner, plays the rusty trombone and still gets ghosted. 

  • DNA Test Please
    October 31, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    There’s no way this phony pastor isn’t Jewish. Absolutely no way. She is so annoying and ugly that she would have to sneak up on a glass of water.

    • And so it is written
      October 31, 2018 at 3:47 pm

      I’m thinking that after switching from one team she had to also switch another. In other words her lifestyle became incompatible.

    • Scott
      October 31, 2018 at 4:56 pm


      Now there’s a WASP name if I’ve ever heard one.

      • Anon.
        October 31, 2018 at 6:39 pm

        Lol! Sure is lol!

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 31, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Geez, if I had known that Turtleboy makes people kill themselves I would have sent him an extensive list! But I’d like some assurance about the quality of TB’s work in this area, so please publish a list of those who have, in fact, committed suicide because of TB.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  • Masky Joe
    October 31, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Holy cripes . . . look at the size of that broad in the green shirt and jeans! She’s so fat her shadow must weigh 80 pounds.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    October 31, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    Pittsburgh’s answer to the fake Indian Lieawatha Warren…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 31, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    “We welcome everyone here”

    “You are not welcome here”

    Loony moonbat speech

  • Milodog
    October 31, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Those sitting Shiva must love having this twat squealing outside their homes

  • Reverend Susan Rottencrotch
    October 31, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Would somebody please FUCK ME?!? I’m losing my FUCKING MIND!!!

  • Silvio Dante
    October 31, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    See what happens when broads don’t get enough? This one needs the high hard one on a Biblical level.

  • Princess Gray Beaver
    October 31, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Another miserable and ugly old broad that need to get laid. She sums up what a SJW is. An ugly cunt. Looks like Lizzie Warren’s scissor partner

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