Meet Wayne Sobanek: Chelmsford Assbooger Who Hits On Black Chicks On Dating Sites And Calls Them Racial Slurs When They Don’t Want His Porridge Gun

Meet Wayne Sobanek: Chelmsford Assbooger Who Hits On Black Chicks On Dating Sites And Calls Them Racial Slurs When They Don’t Want His Porridge Gun

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Saw this Facebook post from a chick in Canton who had a bad experience on a dating website with a local assbooger from Chelmsford:

So first thing I thought was, this has to be fake. Anyone could easily start an online dating profile for someone else and destroy their reputation. But it turns out this guy is all too real. His real name is Wayne Sobanek. Because………of course his name is Wayne. And his dooshnozzerly checks out:

You cannot trust anyone who doesn’t bend the brim of their hat. That’s just science. You might as well get asshole tattooed on your forehead. We know for sure it’s him because he’s gone out of his way to pull a Kevin Lynch/Tony Deyoung and message anyone who liked or commented on this chick’s post:

Wayne also has apparently pulled moves like this on numerous chicks who have rejected him, although this appears to be the first time he’s gone full racist, as normally he tries to dip his porridge gun in the caucasian nani pool:

And in the least surprising turn of events ever, he’s one these:

99.9% chance he belongs to Diesels of New England.

Want more proof it’s him? Check out what he was arrested for in 2014:

A 29-year-old Chelmsford man is in a sticky legal situation after allegedly posting for sale on Craigslist a Massachusetts Police Association windshield sticker that belongs to an Ashby police officer. Wayne E. Sobanek, of 19 Wildes St., pleaded not guilty in Lowell District Court on Thursday to two counts of false use of an association insignia. Sobanek, who was summonsed into court, was released on personal recognizance with a pretrial conference date of March 31. At that time, prosecutors indicated Sobanek can provide paperwork that could resolve the case . According to court documents, Billerica police allege that on April 2, 2013, they were contacted by Ashby Police Officer Shawn McCluskey who reported that his department has been contacted by the MPA regarding a MPA sticker that was for sale on Craigslist for $50.


In other words, he’s a professional shitbag on the Internet. Getting rejected by a chick and then calling her a nappy n word hoe seems like something that is a pretty standard Tuesday afternoon behavior for Wayne Sobanek.

Not everyone is sympathetic with Samantha Fontaine though, including one brilliant woman named Tini Walnut, who basically said that this is what she gets for agreeing to date a “pale face”:

Sometimes a comment is so stupid the only thing you can do is correct their grammar.

Anyway, like we said last week with the Diesels of New England racist posters, we recognize that racism is alive and well today. It’s just not nearly as rampant as some people would make us believe it is. People like Wayne are a joke. They should be publicly mocked and humiliated. But luckily they don’t matter, they don’t have any sort of power or influence, and the rest of us can all agree that they are chuds of the highest degree.




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19 Comment(s)
  • Natasha
    April 4, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Black people live in canton?

  • July 19, 2017 at 7:09 am

    first one lol

  • Bite Me
    June 4, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Okay so this meat eater is only into black women and absolutely abusive towards them? Hell im gay and I probably haven’t taken as much dick as he has, and I’ve slept with a few gay porn stars. Anyone who would sit in a rocking chair covered with teddy bears is even more queer than a $17.00 bill. He’s fooling no one. What happened to the village responsible for trying to raise this idiot? Has his own been tested and that is not a negative comment towards anyone. He seriously needs a 730 evaluation before his assaultive behavior towards women escalates and his criminal activity becomes more dangerous.

  • Ashley
    June 1, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    Met this guy online about 4 or 5 years ago. We became friends on Facebook, but that was about it. One night I was out with my sister up near him (I lived much further away). When he found out that I was up there he messaged me and said we should hang out. I was talking to my sister and showed her his Facebook and come to find out she had already gone out with him before. She said he was an odd guy. I messaged him back and told him I was all set and that it turns out he had gone out with my sister. He didn’t take it very well and began threatening and harassing myself and my sister. He even went as far as to make racial slur’s towards my daughter who was about four or five at the time. He’s crazy!!

    • HOE
      June 2, 2017 at 9:49 am

      you must be an ugly hoe too! EXPOSED>

  • Wayne
    June 1, 2017 at 8:13 am

    And then there’s this.

    • Shaun Hitchcock
      June 4, 2017 at 4:16 pm

      Got about half-way through this nonsense and finally clicked off! Does this ass-wipe think he’s a “playa”?

      Why would ANYONE leave such an embarrassing piece of shit on YouTube? Have you no shame Wayne? Do you EVER expect to get a fucking job with any sort of respect if this video is out there? You are just an idiot fucker! What’s your IQ, dumb fuck???

      It’s ok, I’m rough on you, but it’s only because you didn’t respond to my last message!

      I asked YOU, if you liked “corn on the cob”?!?!?!

      Say yes, and we could get some corn and “talk” for a few hours!

  • Amanda
    June 1, 2017 at 12:44 am

    What a fucking loser

  • hueylewisandthenews
    May 31, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    He loves black guys. Thats why he shits on black women. I recognized the dumb smile from fetlife and craigslist. Claimed he was in Concord NH. FB says he used to live in Manchester NH. Put two and two together. Passed along a screenshot. Guy deletes both his fetlife and facebook accounts. Check out the TB facebook post about this for a side by side comparison.

  • whatevuh
    May 31, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Here’s his phone number: (978)799-8515 right off his facebook page, stupid ass

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 31, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Ever since the blog about that group “DONE”, I’ve noticed more and more hate comments for TBS. Just give it up. You can’t shake a true turtle rider.

    Hang in there TBS. These losers will fade away over time.

    • Team TB
      June 1, 2017 at 10:07 am

      They only have so much time bc they all got fired due to being racist trailer park trash… once they get back to their men’s restroom parties they’ll leave TBS alone.

  • MainSouth
    May 31, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    LOL, this site is falling apart faster than Hillary on election night.

  • Alex C
    May 31, 2017 at 11:57 am

    Hey Wayne… I represent an organization that is always looking for new members. We appear to have a similar taste for the um, carnal pleasures… PM me for meeting details. My twitter handle is kevalyn1. We have regular “social gatherings” at the Holiday Inn Express Fitchburg. There are lots of younger members to “socialize” with. We have Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Africans, Haitians, Puerto Ricans (I added that twice, because I REALLY like Puerto Ricans… 😉 ) Costumes aren’t required, but highly encouraged… It just adds to the merriment and fun! Hit me up cutie…

    • The Big A
      May 31, 2017 at 12:03 pm

      Dude, be so careful. I checked with facebook and I’m not even allowed to offend Canadians, or they’ll kick me off again.

      Oh god these guys own my head now.

      Does anybody have a yardsale I can live blog? Would you click to see pictures of New Bedford? Oh man I need to find some cripples to take pictures of for fast money.

  • Johnny5
    May 31, 2017 at 11:57 am

    Wayne, it aint that hard to get laid. Don’t try so hard pal.

  • Trevor
    May 31, 2017 at 11:53 am

    Oooh ooh, facebook screenshots. Did you scoop the T&G on this one Turtleboy?

    • Alex C
      May 31, 2017 at 12:06 pm

      I know, right? Like, how did he get screenshots from Facebook? He must have scooped the T&G while they were busy writing a guide on “How to Hail a Cab” or some other really useful life hacks to charge an additional fee for.

      I haven’t seen your posts before, do you come here often? Have you seen that show on Starz, “Spartacus”? So excellent! They show full dong and everything! Tee hee…

      PM me! My twitter handle is kevalyn1. We can watch Spartacus together… And, chill… 😉

  • DIESELS suck
    May 31, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Dude definitely plays dinkies and bums with the diesel guys.

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