Menopaurus Rex Who Used To Be A Hillary Clinton Aide And Serves On Port Authority Shows Up To Kids Traffic Stop, Tells Cops To Shut The Fuck Up, Brags About Knowing The Mayor Of Tenafly

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You gotta see this video of the worst woman EVER being pulled over by the cops in Tenafly NJ:

Her name is Caren Turner. At the time she was a Port Authority Official and a Democratic lobbyist, and a former aide to Hillary Clinton. And she might as well have “I’m with her” tattooed on her forehead, because she is EXACTLY what I imagine when I think of Hillary’s biggest supporters. She’s white, upper middle class, entitled, 60+, and desperately wants to see a woman President before she dies.

The car was pulled over for having tinted windows and an expired Nevada registration. Her daughter was not even the driver, she was just in the backseat. I’d love to know who her dipshit little daughter is, because she’s equally at fault here. It was a simple traffic stop, and what did this girl do? Texted her batshit crazy Mommy, knowing full well that she’s a psychopath, so that she’d come down and take care of her problem like she’s probably done her entire life. This woman has DEFINITELY barged into a parent teacher conference and demanded to know why her daughter got a B+ before threatening to take it to the School Committee if the grade wasn’t changed.

Of course when she shows up and the first thing she does is show her Port Authority badge (which she was appointed to by disgraced ex-Governor Chris Christie) to the cops, like they give a flying fuck who you work for.

Oh, and she serves on the ETHICS COMMITTEE of all things for the Port Authority!! ETHICS!! And she tried using her influence over, and over, and over again, in order to bully these cops.

‘I am the commissioner of the Port Authority and I am heading up over 4,000 police officers,’ she says.


‘Don’t call me “Miss”, I’m “Commissioner. Thank you.”

‘Commissioner, all due respect, the driver will tell you.”

‘No, no, no, I need to know.”

HAHAHHAHAHA!! You’re commissioner? Nah bitch, you’re the cuntissioner. Imagine being such an asshole that you demanded to be addressed as “commissioner” by the police? I’ve never seen someone more deserving of a donkey punch in my life.

Awesome vest. I remember 1998 too.

Seriously, the first thing she said when the cops asked told her she was there as a parent, was, “No, I’m here as a friend of the mayor.” Bitch, this ain’t New York. You’re in Tenafly. Jersey. The armpit of America. Like anyone gives a flying fuck that you know the Mayor of Tenafly.

She was demeaning towards the cops too, which makes sense because she did work for Hillary Clinton, and generally these upper middle class white women look down on police because they’re blue collar slobs who didn’t go to Ivy League schools like the husbands of her and her friends from the country club:

“I have all your information. You can’t put a sentence together. You can’t put together a sentence as to what my daughter did?

Of course they could explain it. They just don’t have to explain to you what they did!!! You weren’t the one pulled over. They were. They’re adults. What aren’t you getting about this Menopaurus Rex?

Of course this was the worst part:

“You may not tell me when I can take my child. You may shut the fuck up and not tell me when I take my kids and their friends who are PhD students from MIT and Yale.”

She literally told the cop to shut the fuck up. Imagine being married to this thing AND living in New Jersey? I’d rather be the last piece of pie in Amy Schumer’s fridge.

It pisses me off because videos like this seem to legitimize the theory of white privilege. This woman gets in the cop’s face and he asks her several times to step back. Black lives matter folks will argue that she would’ve been shot if she were black. But the reality is that shit like this happens to cops all the time, and 99.9% of them deal with it professionally. This woman could’ve been Oprah and it would’ve been the exact same outcome.

She’s since resigned in disgrace, but unfortunately for her the Inernet is forever. And this will be her long lasting legacy, not her work at the “ethics commissioner” for a bunch of bridges that go to New York.

Bottom line is we could really use a blogger from New Jersey. Because it’s a terrible state filled with blue and white collar ratchets. It’s a virtual untapped gold mine. So if you’re a Jersey turtle rider who wants to become Jersey Turtleboy, email us

63 Comment(s)
  • The Truth
    April 27, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    Hats off to 5.0 here….what a rancid Beaver they had to deal with. Funny how she mentions she had the police over at her 2nd, 3rd and 4th house….so they should have to bow down and answer to her…what a joke she is. Imagine the shit she pulls at work with a personality and attitude like that? She needs a full investigation done on her…I’m sure this isn’t her first time pulling this shit. I was hoping they would cuff her and throw her in the car. Entitled TRASH!

    • Montell
      October 18, 2020 at 6:52 pm

      I’d love to know if she has had anymore cocktail and dinner parties for law enforcement officers at any of her homes…My guess is probably not. Is she still friends with the mayor?

  • Fred Knessl
    April 27, 2018 at 9:36 am

    The kids are all crying because of this lady’s conduct. They are embarrassed as fuck.

  • Observer X
    April 26, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    Why didn’t they charge her with obstruction or the like? They showed incredible restraint but I would have shut that down after 5 minutes of her “demands.”

  • BitchDoneGotFired
    April 26, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    Bye bye CUNT

  • The Hindenburg
    April 26, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    I can attest that only bag things come from NJ.

  • Hillary is a ******
    April 26, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Hate on Donald Trump all you want but the reason he is president because a woman like that would ran against him and we saw right through it…. and that was just the tip of that horribly corrupt ice. I don’t even really like trump that much. I hope he’s successful and I did votet for him. But I voted for him simply because of my hatred for Hitlery. If Satan, Stalin, Mao, Hitler, a hooker all had a 5 some and she got pregnant, I’d still vote for that wretched spawn before I voted for that NASTY WOMAN

  • Liberal CockSucker Views
    April 26, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    Super Cunt is on channel 7 now.
    Prestige worldwide WORLDWIDE

  • A. Friend
    April 26, 2018 at 11:01 am

    I’m so disappointed, no hyphenated last name? Loser
    Can you imagine what her attitude and demeanor would’ve been if Hillary won?

  • Dave Lind
    April 26, 2018 at 8:50 am

    C U N T

  • Sloppy
    April 25, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    A few more of these, and liberals are going to be demanding that police STOP using the cameras.

  • Lily White
    April 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    If here ego were any bigger she really wouldn’t fit into that vest!

  • suckittrebek
    April 25, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    id like to see people like this have their brains bashed in.

  • Publius
    April 25, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    Is that the daughter standing behind the mother with arms crossed? like a 3 year old or entitled, …does she really work for Goldman? linked in pic tough to confirm.

  • OneAdam12
    April 25, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    As a police officer, myself and my riding partner would have given the “comissioner” a wooden stick shampoo, off camera of course.

  • z
    April 25, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    You want another spot for ratchet postings? Scranton PA. Read the Scranton TImes web site.

    This one is good “Court filing: Man dressed as cowboy pushed homeowner through window”
    “Agents: Man planning sex with teen busted in sting”
    “County detectives arrest two for soliciting child sex in separate stings (6:21PM)”
    “Former prison guard heading to trial on sex charges (3:08PM)”

    There was a couple arrested a couple of weeks ago for sex crimes.

    They’ve put more Lackawana county commissioners in jail then Mass Senate Presidents.
    The guy who owns the land fill was (is) mob connected.

    My sister lives in that hell hole.

    Everybody knows everybody there. And most people know the dirt about everyone. The prison guard is one of bunch that was sexual assaulting women convicts. My sister knows a relative of one of the guards.

    She also knows the lawyer representing the women convicts. That Penn State hazing death? One of the tools lives a couple of streets over. Her ex grew up 2 doors down from US Senator Casey.

    She was on the Casey shit list for years because she got a job on merit that was supposed to held for one of them. They tried to get her canned. Rich and poor with almost no demarcation of rich and poor territory. My sister is in the poor category. Her neighbors next street over that her property abuts own the Scranton Times newspaper. The house (mansion) around the corner held 3-4 Hillary fund raisers with Hillary attending.

    When the women neighbor that owned the paper died the rich and famous pushed their weight around for 2-3 days. The woman was the college roommate of Nancy Pelosi. You needed ID within 3 blocks of that house to prove you belonged in that 3 blocks. Same crap happened with Hillarys fund raisers. You couldn’t just go home. You had to go through a police checkpoint to prove you belonged in the area. I’d get phone calls “&)E#FLD Nancy Pelosi. Just have the funeral already” and
    “238W$)*R$EW Hillary. Hold the damn fundraiser at a hotel”. At the time Pelosi was speaker of the house and was in the succession chain of command to take over the government so there is that. Hillary? She was just whoring herself for money.

    These privileged ass wipes don’t even realize they are pushing their weight around. What they get, they believe to be normal. They are shocked when they don’t get their way and shocked when they say “Dance monkey boy” and the monkey doesn’t dance.

  • Publius
    April 25, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Any more question asking why Clinton lost? take this ,…t and multiply it across Clinton’s entire campaign.

  • Magoo
    April 25, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    Bet she gets a job in Berkshire County district attorneys office, she will fit right in.

  • z
    April 25, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    All I got is Howie Carr’s “Do you know who I am?” which is good for every occasion.

    Typing that above sentence, I then went to Howies web site.

    Yup, he’s got the audio online.

    Question out there. Was Howies original “Do you know who I am?” Patches Kennedy?

    If I remember correctly Klan Leader Robert Byrd if ever stopped by the cops would whip out
    a copy of the Constitution and tell them he couldn’t be arrested or charged because he was on
    official Senate business.

  • Jack Mehoff
    April 25, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Kudos to the cops for keeping her in frame on the dash cam. She obviously had no idea that she was being recorded. If there was no dash cam, she should have been pushed into the path of an oncoming car and made the miserable douchebag into a hood ornament. I would never promote hitting a woman, but this cunt needs a good old fashion beating at a minimum. I would bet a year salary that her husband is a pussy whipped bitch that she does with a strap-on regularly !!!

    • The Professor
      The Professor
      April 26, 2018 at 6:16 am

      Howie’s “Do You Know Who I am?” is the voice of Moe Greene from “The Godfather”. The late Alex Rocco (a former real life mobster) played the part of Moe who was loosely based on Bugsy Siegel. The quote as used by Howie was originally associated with John Kerry. It applies here perfectly. This woman is despicable.

  • TJB
    April 25, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    *no, no, no, no, no…. I NEED TO KNOW! * hilarious. Kudos to the officer; “No, you don’t ” this is the 3rd time I sent in a comment in on this gefiltie fish, and I won’t stop because this is, ladies and gentlemen ~the kind of mental case that WOULD have been running our country if hildabeast won. No surprise she hangs with slick Willy and nasty Nancy… And that she was in the DNC. no matter what her entitled Jew ass THINKS she is… She’s just a cheesehog with a sweater from bradlees. Thank GOD (the real one) that hitlery lost, or our Soldiers would be fighting and dying in Syria for Israel. Fuck you, yentyl.

  • Yuck
    April 25, 2018 at 7:26 pm


  • PJ
    April 25, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    That’s what white privilege looks like. If a black woman pulled that s—t, she’d be leaving the scene in a body bag.

    • Shookones
      April 25, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      Happens everyday, across the country, from people of every race. You have never seen someone black freak out on the cops and not get shot? I suggest im tired of victim mentality and group identity politics to push a bullshit narrative. Or you know, keep being racist. I guess that is cool, but it only works as long as your being a racist by suggesting that because they are white, they are automatically racist white cops who would shoot someone who doesn’t look like them in the same situation. Not all black people, want to be spoken for and treated like they are endangered victims when dealing with the police automatically because of the color of their skin.

    • Screw PC
      April 25, 2018 at 8:06 pm

      Whites don’t tend to resist arrest and try to fight cops, since they’re aware that they’ll end up in a body bag if they do.

      Take that fact any way you want, you fucking toolbox.

    • Boon Pass
      April 25, 2018 at 8:38 pm

      A black wome ld have stabbed the officer after not pulling over on a 5 mile chase after she robbed 2 people at gunpoint.
      Her liberal lawsyer would get her off for the 15th time because she didnt get enough chocolate chip cookies as a child

  • Shookones
    April 25, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM”. …sure do.. ……Baaatt….Baaa..DaaaDaaat….dunt……big cunt….

  • Wikkid Pissa
    April 25, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    She lives with her juju doctor hubby at 16 Willow Lane, Tenafly, NJ 07670.
    Everyone please send her a “get well” card.

  • whatevuh
    April 25, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    Interfering with a police officer, they had every right to spin her around and cuff her or if she resisted, slam her to the ground and cuff her. And they should have…..

  • That’s how it is
    April 25, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    This is the currency they deal in. They are used to getting their way navigating corrupt government entities, getting political appointments, and giving out overpaid hack jobs loaded with benefits. In my opinion those entitled Ivy Leaguers in the car are a thousand times worse than the daughter of a certain local judge who was at least scared of the consequences that she knew that she would be facing. Kudos to the police who don’t bow down to these people.

  • Dumb bimbo
    April 25, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    This woman obvious is pathetic
    But her daughter, that’s the biggest piece of shit here. To actually try and use her mother to get off. I hope someone finds out who she is so turtleboy can write a blog about her. Pathetic. Glad the bitch is gone. Maybe, like Hillary she should get bent

    • Smh
      April 25, 2018 at 6:46 pm

      Her daughter Hallie Fishman is 30 years old who works for GOLDMAN SACHS & CO. She’s no child. The fact that she felt that she needed to have her mother come down and essentially fight her own battles is pretty pathetic. Entitled. Entitled. Entitled.
      Kudos to the police for keeping their composure and patience because I sure as hell could not have dealt with this snob.

      • Fred Knessl
        April 25, 2018 at 7:57 pm

        Hey, not sure if daughter is part of the problem here. Guilty by association? OK, maybe. It feels like mom came and inserted herself into the situation, kicking ass and taking names. The officer told her that all the kids were cool with what happened. Mom-zilla just came to give them a ride away from the scene, no?

        • Kid to age 50 now
          April 25, 2018 at 8:42 pm

          A 30 year old is not a kid

  • Quality Control
    April 25, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    This story has made national news, and so did the story of that professor from Fresno State who made the remarks about Barbara Bush. People are tired of the SJW agenda, and they’re beginning to realize that they don’t really contribute to society.

    That’s bad news for ratchets, and good news for Turtleboy.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    April 25, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    He should have said “Ma’am how much have you had to drink today?” Yeah I know the poor bastard actually needs his job and his pension so his kids won’t starve before they too go to snob heaven and study for their Phd’s NOT.

  • Bill CLIT On
    April 25, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    Smelly cunty cunt smelly cunty cunt.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 25, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    What an entitled, holier than thou asshole

    Liberals are all mentally ill

  • John Barker
    April 25, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    I’d last as a cop for one day,maybe!!

  • Hillary clone
    April 25, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    Hillary clone in attitude and demeanor. These friggin types of women…..where the hell did they come from?
    She spawned a mini-her too. ughhhhh

    • Hugh Janus
      April 28, 2018 at 12:02 pm

      rhe Daughter is a cunt. Only reason she got the job there is because of her relative rocky who’s a big wig there. Her uncle is a US attorney for N.J. mom would ship her away to camp towanda for $5000 a week or something She deleted her Twitter

  • Real_Finn
    April 25, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    I can’t stop doing a happy dance over this story!

    I’m hoping one of the cops is saying to himself, “How do you like them apples – commish?”.

    Sweet, sweet justice.

    • Jesus H. Christ
      April 25, 2018 at 7:18 pm

      Men created these nasty, arrogant cunts by over the years making these fucking bitches believe they are so important and now men are paying the price a very big price. The majority of these nasty cunts can’t even boil water but they know how to take selfies to convince them self how pretty they think they are. Scrape off the 1/2 inch of makeup they put on and we would rather fuck a dog. However there are some that excel in sucking cock because they swallow my wad of cum.

      • XX
        April 25, 2018 at 10:49 pm

        This woman is a complete asshole, but you are a deranged piece of shit. Big tough man, huh? How dare you speak about women in general based on this. How dare you insinuate women are lesser beings than men. How dare you “sexualize” this piece with your chauvinistic views. Take your dick out of your mother’s mouth so she can tell you what a loser you are. Shut the fuck up.

      • Father McCracken
        April 25, 2018 at 11:18 pm

        Son of god. Lord savior. Ummm….

        Well, I thought I was bad. Thanks for leading by example.

        Fuck all y’all.

        • Antonio
          April 26, 2018 at 12:20 am

          your a fucken loser your worse smh fucken douche. talking about shit all the time… u prolly him too u fucken melvin

      • Quality Control
        April 26, 2018 at 12:12 am

        Yeah. Some conclusions about the guy who just posted as “Jesus H. Christ”:

        1. If he ever got laid, it was either by force or he slipped her something and she passed out.
        2. He has serious issues and probably spends almost all his time by himself.
        3. Thoughts go through his head that would scare 96% of the population.
        4. He probably has a collection of something that we don’t want to know about.
        5. He uses at least four different names on the site, and everything he posts is intended to repulse people because he’s very disturbed.
        6. He probably has a serious drinking problem.
        7. He would be likely to expose himself in public or take upskirt photos of women.
        8. He has been asked to keep away from people or places, or both.

        I’m pretty sure I know who that is, And if I’m right, he doesn’t post these things to be funny, he actually likes the negative reaction because he’s a deviant.

        The way to make him stop is to not interact with him and ignore him completely. Pay attention and you’ll know who it is.

        • worcesterman
          April 26, 2018 at 12:34 am

          It’s usually the people that can’t face the truth are the same ones that fit into the category. Now go scrape all that plaster off that disgusting thing you call a face. We love you, lol.

          • XXX
            April 26, 2018 at 11:38 am

            Fucking loser. Kill yourself. Nobody likes you.

  • Honkey Kong
    April 25, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    The Nazi twins are obviously not on their A game. Normally they would have been all over this like a fat kid on a wedding cake.

  • Does not compute
    April 25, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    Weird. This video might explain why I always had more fun having with Umass/ Salem State (/small school) girls vs. BC, BU, Harvard, MIT, Brandeis, and Tufts chicks. They were always uptight + dry and had a bone to pick with society or something. The entitlement mentality was strong with them. The weird thing is I went to one of the aforementioned schools for my Ph.D.

    I’d say they were smart, but knowledge is relative. Yeah it’s cool that you can spit out some facts you read somewhere, or make a complicated Regression model, but what use is that when you are on track to clock out at 71 from a high stress, uptight worldview?

    The ones who weren’t like this were super cool though.

    • Does not compute
      April 25, 2018 at 3:57 pm

      Gotta shout out Bridgewater State too. Definitely some chill girls from there.

  • citypoint
    April 25, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Check out the beak on her.
    I’m sure she nose Hillary.

  • Reuben Klopek
    April 25, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    “I am so important. You ruined everything about my weekend, M.I.T., Yale, blah, blah”. CUNT.

  • Ricky Butler
    April 25, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    She looks like the actual axe murderer from ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer.’

    Always remember folks, never stick your dick in crazy

  • Tree of liberty
    April 25, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    This woman is unstable. If she is still working in government, she needs to go. She is clearly morally corrupt, and behavior does not occur in a vacuum. Realistically, people do things over and over when they believe they can influence an outcome, she has undoubtedly used that “commissioner” card to get her way. This video is also an example of why all police officers need to wear body cams with microphones. Saying “get away from me” while she is most likely approaching them in a threatening manner, she is astute and knows she will use that as leverage. That is why she got out of camera view. With the #metoo wave currently going on, she wants to bank on the guilty until proven innocent court of public opinion and claim physical or sexual assault.

    This screams Stasi.

  • Hughbo Mont
    April 25, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    I would of tased her. Twice!

    • Screw PC
      April 25, 2018 at 4:10 pm

      I see that and I raise you a bucket of ice water and one more tase.

  • William Jefferson Clinton
    April 25, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    I remember her, watersports, right??

    • Carlos Danger
      April 25, 2018 at 4:13 pm

      Naw, Bubba. She’s the one who likes do the Rusty Trombone and the Armenian Gas Mask. What’s that? It’s when you sit on her face, put your ballsack over her eyes and fart in her mouth.

      • z
        April 25, 2018 at 11:23 pm

        I’ve got tears in my eyes over that comment from laughing.

        I looked it up and they also call it an “Arabian Sandstorm”.

        I lead a sheltered life.

  • Monica Lewinsky
    April 25, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    Stay away from my man!

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