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All-Star Criminals

Nosejob Ned Arrested For Driving 142 MPH In New Hampshire While Wearing Mid Life Crisis Jacket During Heat Wave To Get Back To Jersey  

Uncle Turtleboy / July 21, 2019

  Some dipshit was arrested in New Hampshire this weekend for driving 142 mph. The real crime here is that…

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Nudniks

Just Like We Called It: The Homeless Guy In The Gas GoFundMe Scam Was In On It, And If You Donated To Them Like An Idiot You Deserve To Lose Your Money

Uncle Turtleboy / November 15, 2018

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Nudniks

The Fact That Everyone Felt Bad For This Philly Steak And Queef Mom Who Got Beat Up By The Cops After Kicking Them In The Nuts Is Everything Wrong With Everything

Uncle Turtleboy / May 29, 2018

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NJ Pooperinendant Is Manchester Turtlette’s Hero Of The Week

Uncle Turtleboy / May 25, 2018

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Nudniks

Menopaurus Rex Who Used To Be A Hillary Clinton Aide And Serves On Port Authority Shows Up To Kids Traffic Stop, Tells Cops To Shut The Fuck Up, Brags About Knowing The Mayor Of Tenafly

Uncle Turtleboy / April 25, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Raccoon-Eyed New Jersey Sick Chick Arrested For Going All Hellraiser And “Degloving” Her Suitor’s Scrotum

Uncle Turtleboy / October 26, 2017

Worst First Date Ever: Raccoon-Eyed New Jersey Sick Chick Arrested For Going All Hellraiser And “Degloving” Her Suitor’s Scrotum Want…

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Jilted Cheesehog Mom Smashes Former Lover’s Car Windows With Hammer While Her 2 Screaming Kids Get Covered In Broken Glass And Are Pulled From The Car

Uncle Turtleboy / July 19, 2017

Jilted Cheesehog Mom Smashes Former Lover’s Car Windows With Hammer While Her 2 Screaming Kids Get Covered In Broken Glass And Are…

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Jr. Smokeshow Softball Player Suing WPI For Causing PTSD By Being Pushed Into Pool By Teammates

Uncle Turtleboy / July 5, 2016

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NJ Teenager Rachel Canning Suing Parents For Not Paying Catholic School Tuition After Moving Out For Refusing To Follow Rules

Uncle Turtleboy / March 4, 2014

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