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Jilted Cheesehog Mom Smashes Former Lover’s Car Windows With Hammer While Her 2 Screaming Kids Get Covered In Broken Glass And Are Pulled From The Car

Jilted Cheesehog Mom Smashes Former Lover’s Car Windows With Hammer While Her 2 Screaming Kids Get Covered In Broken Glass And Are Pulled From The Car

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Here’s a fun video of some meatwagon smashing in her lover’s windows, windowshield, headlights, and everything else her hammer came in contact with while he and two crying children sit in the vehicle crying:

Well, that’s the most disturbing thing I’ll see today. Glass flying everywhere while two kids sit in car seats screaming for it to end. Then she picks them up and puts them in another car:

So clearly these are her children. And she should never, ever be allowed to have custody ever again.

Ever.

Not sure where that lovely crotch creature is from since the OP doesn’t seem to speak English:

And neither does anyone in the comments.

But we know now. Guess what state it is……

Vermont?

Montana?

Nebraska?

Close.

Ratchetry like this is strictly for the domain of America’s largest cesspool – New Jersey. And just not any place in Jersey either. This took place in Jersey’s version of Lawrence/Central Falls – Paterson:

A New Jersey woman was caught on camera smashing her ex-partner’s car windows with a hammer while their sobbing children sat terrified in the backseat. A video that has gone viral captured a disgruntled woman in Paterson on Sunday wielding a hammer and walking around the vehicle smashing all the windows. The children, a boy and a girl, can be heard screaming and crying in the background. Relatives told Univision the driver is the woman’s ex and the two kids, 3 and 5, are their children. The man is heard on camera telling the angry woman that shards of glass had injured the youngsters, but the woman ignores and keeps swinging. “You cut the babies,” the man can be heard saying in Spanish. Afterward, the woman opens the door, grabs the children and puts them into another car.

Like I said, I speak English only, so I’m not familiar with the dialect in Paterson. But from what I’ve deciphered from the comments it is my understanding that these are the mother and father:

And since they’ve both shut down their Facebook pages we can assume that they are indeed the people in the video.

They might not speak English, but at least they can make memes:

Anyway, not sure what this cheesehog’s problem is. Probably mad Governor Christie closed all the beaches for everyone except his family. But by the looks of that last meme Jose Liriano has moved on to greener pastures. He just forgot that you don’t don’t fuck over a plus sized boriqua with a hammer and expect not to have your windows smashed in. Hopefully next time she waits until the kids are out of the car first.

 

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26 Comment(s)
  • Lovely Ruthie
    July 20, 2017 at 11:34 am

    You know a lot of people are so quick to throw stones at this poor girl … but we all know that one can only take so much and LOVE is a very powerful thing.

    I am not justifying that what she did is right …HOWEVER I AM SURE THAT SHE HAD REACH A BREAKING POINT WITH THIS MAN AND THERE IS ALWAYS TWO SIDES TO A STORY.

    I hope that the law has mercy on her soul for she is a mother and she just had enough !!!

  • Ruthie
    July 20, 2017 at 11:32 am

    You know a lot of people are so quick to throw stones at this poor girl … but we all know that one can only take so much and LOVE is a very powerful thing.

    I am not justifying that what she did is right …HOWEVER I AM SURE THAT SHE HAD REACH A BREAKING POINT WITH THIS MAN AND THERE IS ALWAYS TWO SIDES TO A STORY.

    I hope that the law has mercy on her soul for she is a mother and she just had enough !!!

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      July 20, 2017 at 3:25 pm

      And that breaking point justified putting her children in danger? This is real life, not a Carrie Underwood song you fucking dipshit.

  • LocalYokel
    July 20, 2017 at 11:17 am

    That’s the most work she’s done in her life. Hey Now!

  • Cottage cheese and rolls
    July 19, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Why the #[email protected]$ couldn’t the ‘father’ have driven off? Oh wait, if he did that, he wouldn’t have been able to film it.
    If he could have driven that car away and chose to put his children through that instead, he should be charged with child endangerment.

    • Boy mom
      July 21, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      He was parked on side of road with car in front of him and her car on side. I want to know why he would video it instead of calling police.

  • Kevin Lynch
    July 19, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    Pure Juz is an advertiser now?

  • Barry
    July 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    Given that he was in no hurry to stop her I’m going to say he has the zero deductible policy. Either that or it’s her car.

  • Jane Goodall
    July 19, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    I think I’m beginning to spot a pattern. It would seem that within these segments of society there exists a matriarchal hierarchy in which the females are dominant same as with hyenas.

  • The Fall Girl
    July 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    She’s mad that she’s can’t kick it in that Range Rover with him anymore. I’m sure he was living in her Section 8 cesspool with her & eating the groceries they got with her EBT. CUZ, ya know, they’re entitled to that shit! Maintaining a Range Rover is expensive ya know! Fucked up!

  • Cracker Jack
    July 19, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    Good to know that a Land Rover is affordable on NJ EBT card.

  • The Executioner
    July 19, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Check their GREENGO Cards. Another fat EBT sucking illegal, no doubt. Deport all of their asses. This is not the Dom Repub.

  • They call me Ponch
    July 19, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Pretty routine/normal for these here parts. Sadly

  • TJB
    CAPTAIN PISSFLAP
    July 19, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    With that Trollup’s protruding forehead, she could have totaled that truck with one head butt.
    Q; whats the difference between a dominican man and a dominican woman?

    A; The men are less HAIRY.

  • Spanglish101
    July 19, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Her second post is roughly that she is sad, and loves him as the Father of her children. She can’t forgive him for what he’s done. Scared her children will be taken. Her ftiend’s are basically reassuring her she’s a great Mom and the video didn’t show him provoking her.

    • Mr Butthurt
      July 19, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      Yea good mom alright. Bashed in the windows with kids sitting in car. Sorry she is a trashcan and should never see those kids again.

      • Spanglish101
        July 19, 2017 at 2:41 pm

        I was in no way saying she was a good Mom, or defending her actions. I was simply translating.

  • Spanglish101
    July 19, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Not that this in anyway justifies her actions, but her first post basically translates to this…

    For people asking why I attacked my Boyfriend with my kid’s in the car. I caught him cheating with my cousin/family. I don’t play.

    How does TB not have at least one Latino/Latina on staff?

    • John Barker
      johnnyb
      July 19, 2017 at 11:19 pm

      Couple reasons…I guess..TBS writers work remote and they hire the people who can step it up. Workplace diversity is a SHAM! You hire the best and screw the rest!

    • Welfare Queen
      July 20, 2017 at 7:32 am

      There is a translate site on google. But you have to type in each word. I would do it, but I’m too lazy.

    • ElJefe72
      ElJefe72
      July 20, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Volunteer your services.

    • Chip Striker
      July 20, 2017 at 10:28 am

      Not TB’s fault they don’t like work.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      July 20, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      Because TB hires the people who spot out the hottest takes, not who checks off the boxes in the diversity quota.

  • Court ♡
    July 19, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    The kids are bleeding, and she couldn’t be bothered.

    • JoeMomma
      July 19, 2017 at 3:30 pm

      The only reason the kids exist is for larger welfare checks.

  • Mr Butthurt
    July 19, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    So why did the dude just sit in his ride watching this POS break anything she could with KIDS in the car. I would have throat punched that cheesehog

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