Some dipshit was arrested in New Hampshire this weekend for driving 142 mph.
The real crime here is that anyone would want to get back to Jersey that fast. The only reason to ever drive 142 mph is if you’re trying to get out of New Jersey. Send him back!!
Also, it’s a thousand degrees outside. Why is mid life crisis Mikey wearing a black members only jacket? Probably the same reason he’s driving 142 mph in a Jeep – they think it makes us moister than September in Seattle. Just no.
If we’re being completely honest, this was not the face I was expecting. I think most of us imagined a 22 year old named Shane with a bad pubestache. Instead you got a smiling nosejob doctor.
Opening up a nosejob shop in New Jersey is like being a door to door goya salesman in Lawrence. Business has to be booming.
Watch out ladies, according to his website he also does facials.
Eat your heart out.
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