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Meriden Meat Mustang Who Can’t Wait For Free Stimulus Cash Asks Facebook For $200 For Bills, Threatens To Unfriend Anyone Who Points Out That She Just Bought A New Car


This is Catherine Piccolo from Meriden CT.


If Newport Light single moms had a face…….and an ass.

The other day she asked her Facebook roster to give her money so she can pay her bills until Uncle Sam gives her free money.

Sure, she was unemployed before the lockdowns started, and really is unaffected financially by everything that’s happened, but figuring out who to give money to and who not to give money to is way more work than Congress is willing to do. Better off just giving everyone a check.

Here’s the thing though, if you only have $4 left in your bank account and you want people to feel bad for you, don’t post on Facebook about how you just got a new car.

Oh, and don’t pawn Grandma’s jewelry and make up a nonsensical story about buying them for your ex-boyfriend.

People will be skeptical and point out how irresponsible this is, which they did. And of course she responded in the most ratchet way possible.

Yea Andrew, you need to ask before giving her sound financial advice. Just shut up and give her your money. She’s “putting her pride aside” to e-beg.

This was really hard for her to do, since she’s so self sufficient and all. It’s not like she has a long and documented history of begging for cash on Facebook.

It’s not her fault that she chose to procreate with deadbeats who had no intention whatsoever of sticking around or paying her a dime in child support.

Here’s an idea – don’t let “jailbirds” dump a lot of throat yogurt into your tampon tunnel and expect them to be there when the poon polyp blossoms in nine months. It won’t end well.

Since the post did not go over well, the Meriden Meat Mustang did a follow up declaration telling all the people who suggest that she “get a job” to unfriend her, because she’s a single mom with a child with severe disabilities who she uses as a donos magnet.


A single Mom with a child with disabilities. Dick Blumenthal and Chris Murphy would literally make it rain on a person like this. She qualifies for every form of assistance ever. Yet she can’t wait a day or two to get her free check from the government for doing nothing.

Anyway, someone should probably tell this chick about Only Fans. If you’re gonna beg for cash at least do something to earn it. This post got 580 likes.

If she can convert 1-2% of them to monthly subscribers she wouldn’t need no man or Uncle Sam to stimulate her in the first place.


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58 Comment(s)
  • Abe Froman
    March 26, 2021 at 12:02 pm

    With all that makeup, “she” could be a 12 year old boy for all we know.

  • Thatguy
    March 20, 2021 at 3:12 am

    As a single fulltime father with full sole custody. I can say I’ve never asked anyone for money to raise my children and provided for myself. I got up, got a job. WORKED to provide. It’s really not that hard. Dont be a lazy piece of shit and ask for hand out…. been doing this shit for 10 years will be for many more. I dont ever expect to ask for a hand out because I’m not a ratchet ass cunt…… P.S. it’s called a salad. Try it out. Maybe youd loose those thunder thighs and 3rd chin.

  • WeRFucked
    March 17, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    You guys are fucking cruel. Give her a break. Her profile tells all “I’m a mother 1st before anything.”

    Except make-up, nice clothes, having my fingernails done often, and looking like I have my shit together because I drive a nice car…

    …after those few things I’m a mother 1st.

  • Judge dread
    March 17, 2021 at 2:51 am

    These idiots think posting fake carnations on their head in tiktok or whatever the fuck will will them less ratchet? I do not care what kinda car you bought, YOU GOT HAVE BOUGHT A MERCEDES G-WAGON. You worthless shanks. That is all u are are shanks. Never forget that. Everything you know is wrong- you’re whole life is a lie! Fucking hookers.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    March 16, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    At first I thought she was kinda alright lookin’ maybe I’d toss her the $150 and hope she’d let me touch her Italian boobs. But then I saw the pic with her abnormally, grotesquely HUGE ass:(
    What a monstrosity! No wonder she can’t get a buck fitty from one of her Hartford home boys…. her ass is too big even for the blacks, who typically enjoy fat asses but not THAT fat! My God she looks like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade float!

    • Judge dread
      March 17, 2021 at 2:54 am

      It is like in the movie Space Balls when Mel Brooks teleports and goes on backwards and he is like “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG?” lol

  • Monica Cannon Gunt
    March 16, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Even “I” think dat bitch be NASTY!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 16, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    Yeah she’s a female fat-assed wigger, but I bet she plays a mean piccolo!

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    March 15, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    Give it a couple years, even Maury Povich won’t have her on, cause ain’t nobody gonna be able to figure out which batch of spunk fermenting in her cooter resulted in her herd of fuck trophies.

  • Talk Sick Bitch
    March 15, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    She has two kids by five fathers…

  • Free Em All Deval
    March 15, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    LOL!!! Gotta love Sleepy Joe: she should be in line for $1400 plus $2K per child, so $5400! Plus whatever other stamps and freebies the Dems put in there.

    Too much. I bet that money is gone within a week and a half. Lol! Don’t worry though, I’m sure Biden has another relief plan set in time for the summer!

  • Tim Maynard N. Weymouth
    March 15, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    What up bitches!!!!!

    Can see the cellulite through her yoga pants she can suck my dick bareback I throw her $40 or $60 to swallow.

  • Monster Pants Hams
    March 15, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    In pic #5 (below the blue lipstick), she looks like a skinnier, somehow even more ghettofied version of Bristol Blarney

  • Spic Torcheror
    March 15, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    gross pig

  • Linda Coralyn
    Done with this shit
    March 15, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    What sane person would look at that ass picture and say ‘yup absolutely’ before posting it??

  • Hugh G. Rection
    March 15, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    That car’s not Electric Blue. That’s Puerto Rican Blue. And look at that Phat Ass! Yummy. that girl’s got a vish-ASS

  • Chip Striker
    March 15, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    Sure hope that new SUV has a bench seat.

  • Boston Irish
    March 15, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen , fat is not sexy. If you can’t reach it, you can’t clean that fat ass

  • Louie da butcher
    March 15, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    I’ll venture a guess the child is either Hispanic or African American . Now if she or the baby daddy ( if she knows who he is ?) only had a good paying Union job they would be solid . The strip clubs are open get a job , a lot of brothers like fat white women . Dollar dollar bill yo .

  • Joe Dirt
    March 15, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    I’ll pay for 5 years of birth control for her. The ROI will be about $100k: $1.

  • capone181
    Joseph P. Johnson
    March 15, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    Apparently she lives in “no income” housing.

  • White Trash
    March 15, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    Just leave the girl alone . She looks like a makeup model for the corpse industry. And yo, she is trying to wigger her way into ‘living her best life’. Don’t we have enough of her kind in a darker shade. It’s cultural appropriation I tell you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 15, 2021 at 1:01 pm

    She looks like Bruce Jenner.

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 15, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    Catherine Piccolo can make money with her pussy…charging a premium if you rawdog her and dump a hot load of baby gravy deep inside of her. She needs to use that asset to her advantage!!

  • Legions of women whose sole purpose for children is income on top of their own cockamamie disability scheme
    March 15, 2021 at 12:53 pm

    Why is it that single mothers who beg for handouts and receive welfare never have healthy children without at least 1-2 disabilities? It wouldn’t have anything to do with knowing that disability = $? Now excuse me while I go to see my therapist for COPD at 2 and chronic fatigue syndrome at 3:30.

  • Orion
    March 15, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    Hahaha “no i think u need to ask before you speak”. She’s too fucking stupid to even realize how retarded that sounds, not to mention that the correct phrase is to “think before you speak”, ironically some advice that would benefit her greatly, if she wasn’t too dumb to think properly.

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    March 15, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    I’d let her play MY meat piccolo!

  • Matt Dizio aka spic tormentor from Woburn
    March 15, 2021 at 12:34 pm

    I’d hit it.

    Repeatedly, with a fucking baseball bat.

  • Electric Blue
    March 15, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    The new vehicle is “electric blue”. Can’t someone pick up on this, and tie it in to The Electric Blue Club along I84? They’ve got a bunch of nice girls….

    • Jack Mehoff
      Jack Mehoff
      March 15, 2021 at 3:37 pm

      How long before her new ride gets repossessed ?? You know that the brothas that have been banging her won’t be helping with the car payments or contributing a dime for the little halfrican bastards. Us working stiffs will be paying for her and the little turds.

  • $4 in the bank...
    March 15, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    But I guarantee she has $400 shoes, new $300 nigtastic outfits every week, few hundred in jewelry, $100 haircut, makeup, full pack of Newports every day, endless supply of weed, henny, and whatever else she likes to get high on, not to mention a brand new car.

  • OnlyFans
    March 15, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    Hey if you’re reading this, you really should start an OnlyFans. TBH I would probably pay the $3.99 1 month sale price to jerk off to your ass and titties some drunken night

  • Farmer Hogg
    March 15, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    So that’s what a ton of makeup looks like on a pig…..

  • Black Lies Matter
    March 15, 2021 at 11:58 am

    Nothing says nog-fucker like a nose ring!!! Any one care to guess either of the dads ethnicities?

  • Earl
    March 15, 2021 at 11:44 am

    Hmm…four bucks in the bank. Obviously she needs to up her skill set.

  • D.B. Cooper
    March 15, 2021 at 11:34 am

    Junk bag skank.

  • Neal Johnson
    March 15, 2021 at 11:32 am

    I would come out of my grave to let her blow me for $20.

  • Sinbad the sailor
    March 15, 2021 at 11:32 am

    What moron gave her a car loan, and what brain dead fuck cosigned with her? That ass fits in that car? Must spread 90W on that ass to side it in!

    • Observer
      March 15, 2021 at 1:46 pm

      Probably at 21% intrest rate.

  • MC Spammer
    March 15, 2021 at 11:31 am

    When done up in your best bling, make-up, and silly filters, and if you still look like a basic plain Jane with a huge, disgusting looking, fat sloppy ass, it’s best not to post it on the web for the entire world to see.

    When did it become normal for ordinary looking chicks with huge asses to believe they were sex symbols? Fucking gross!

    BTW, here’s the truth about female asses: most men want a women with a nice, tight, shapely, firm, athletic ass. Girls, if your ass is huge and fat, cover it up because nobody cares about two hams breaking out a ziplock bag. If one of your ass cheeks is equal to the size of another woman’s ass, don’t wear yoga pants. It’s not sexy, it’s fucking disgusting looking.

  • Detective Thorne
    March 15, 2021 at 11:25 am

    She would be a good candidate to make Soylent Green from. That ass alone could make a couple boxes of wafers.

  • Mr. Kraft
    March 15, 2021 at 11:20 am

    I’d give her $50 to blow me. Wouldn’t think twice about it.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 15, 2021 at 11:18 am

    I thought that picture of her cellulite ass was a bag of laundry at first. Or a trash bag full of her retarded kids diapers

    • Faggot
      March 15, 2021 at 11:34 am

      wow cellulite ass! Retarded kids! real funny matt!

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        March 15, 2021 at 12:42 pm

        This guy fuck your boyfriend or something? You seem very angry

  • Travis Bickle
    March 15, 2021 at 11:05 am

    The main take-away for me from this barely literate tale of personal irresponsibility at the public’s expense is, “…i have 2 beautiful lil boys who have 2 fathers who dont help me with a dime…”. If I were a betting man, and I’m not, I’d bet that at some point soon this creature will have three or more bastard kids along with three or more deadbeat dads. I mean, there does appear to be a trend in progress here. Just sayin’…

  • BucketNutz
    Cultural appreciation
    March 15, 2021 at 11:02 am

    Always wondered why black men liked the fat asses until a few years ago.
    While banging a young lady shaped precisely like this girl, I realized why. The slapping sounds!
    Needless to say she became angry because I didn’t tell her why I was giggling.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 15, 2021 at 10:54 am

    Screw her. She has plenty of money to spend on herself

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 15, 2021 at 10:49 am

    So Toyota takes EBT?

  • hartf811
    March 15, 2021 at 10:46 am

    First picture: a bit pasty but a strong 6
    2nd picture: Possible creeping haft but a 4.5
    3 4 and 5 uppity ratchet each more than the last. Chicks got an attitude.
    Then…… the badonka shot.
    She is a fucking nun-buoy, bobs vertically.
    Weebles wobble but they wont fall down.
    Ending score: 0.0
    I don’t need a crazy fat shit that is dirt poor with 2 boat anchor kids, pecker track all over her and an attitude.

  • Observer X
    March 15, 2021 at 10:45 am


    • Jarhead
      March 15, 2021 at 4:47 pm

      with a louisville slugger, right in her cock kisser
      what an ugly fat-assed warpig.

  • ScalpelPlease
    March 15, 2021 at 10:41 am

    Yet another argument for involuntary sterilization. Moron.

  • randiguy2006
    These people!
    March 15, 2021 at 10:40 am


    oh wait.

  • slim
    March 15, 2021 at 10:37 am

    Women obsessed with fashion, makeup and hair are usually broke, ugly and balding. This cellulited cuntrag hits for the trifecta.

  • Neo classical conservative
    March 15, 2021 at 10:35 am

    Pretty sure I kno xactly who this is. Got herself a lucrative side gig on the Berlin tpk.

    Watch for her add on skip the games.

    Bitch used to be a earner but got fat and toxic poontang syndrome 1 too many times

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    March 15, 2021 at 10:34 am

    That ass is built for comfort, not for speed !! She has a decent face and looks doable, but she is obviously as dumb as a rock because she gets knocked up by any loser who bangs her. Shame on anyone who gives her a nickle. She could pick up that $200 quickly by sucking 20 dicks. You know that next time won’t be the first.
    P.S. — That booger collector in he snot locker has to go.

  • Neo classical conservative
    March 15, 2021 at 10:27 am

    I’ll give this girl 200 to slather some horsey sauce on her meat curtains…

    Yo, girl, brothers gotta nut.

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