This is Catherine Piccolo from Meriden CT.
If Newport Light single moms had a face…….and an ass.
The other day she asked her Facebook roster to give her money so she can pay her bills until Uncle Sam gives her free money.
Sure, she was unemployed before the lockdowns started, and really is unaffected financially by everything that’s happened, but figuring out who to give money to and who not to give money to is way more work than Congress is willing to do. Better off just giving everyone a check.
Here’s the thing though, if you only have $4 left in your bank account and you want people to feel bad for you, don’t post on Facebook about how you just got a new car.
Oh, and don’t pawn Grandma’s jewelry and make up a nonsensical story about buying them for your ex-boyfriend.
People will be skeptical and point out how irresponsible this is, which they did. And of course she responded in the most ratchet way possible.
Yea Andrew, you need to ask before giving her sound financial advice. Just shut up and give her your money. She’s “putting her pride aside” to e-beg.
This was really hard for her to do, since she’s so self sufficient and all. It’s not like she has a long and documented history of begging for cash on Facebook.
It’s not her fault that she chose to procreate with deadbeats who had no intention whatsoever of sticking around or paying her a dime in child support.
Here’s an idea – don’t let “jailbirds” dump a lot of throat yogurt into your tampon tunnel and expect them to be there when the poon polyp blossoms in nine months. It won’t end well.
Since the post did not go over well, the Meriden Meat Mustang did a follow up declaration telling all the people who suggest that she “get a job” to unfriend her, because she’s a single mom with a child with severe disabilities who she uses as a donos magnet.
A single Mom with a child with disabilities. Dick Blumenthal and Chris Murphy would literally make it rain on a person like this. She qualifies for every form of assistance ever. Yet she can’t wait a day or two to get her free check from the government for doing nothing.
Anyway, someone should probably tell this chick about Only Fans. If you’re gonna beg for cash at least do something to earn it. This post got 580 likes.
If she can convert 1-2% of them to monthly subscribers she wouldn’t need no man or Uncle Sam to stimulate her in the first place.
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