Metro’s Brother Vinnie Came On The Podcast To Set The Record Straight About Some Of Failure Swift’s Lies


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Metro Narcisi’s younger brother wanted to set the record straight about some of the lies that Failure Swift has been spreading on social media. What better place to do that but on the Turtleboy podcast?




11 Comment(s)
  • Evel Knievel
    June 5, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    “The downfall of every man is because of a women..”

  • juror seven esq.
    June 5, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Wow after seeing this all I can say is Turtleboy in his mon’s basement on the computer! How many times have we heard this or similar in blogs?

  • Pray for metro
    June 5, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Metros brother seems like a great guy. She is an evil bitch. Pray for metro to awaken and divorce this pos.

  • Milodog
    June 5, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Crazy chicks get FREAKY in bed..needy crazy chicks like Kathryn will do anything..ANYTHING. That’s the ONLY reason Metro hasn’t dumped this crazy, evil broad. IMHO.

  • randiguy2006
    More handicapped parkers!!!
    June 5, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Jesus if I wanted to hear this shit I’d visit my relatives.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 5, 2019 at 7:52 am

    My brother is in a very similar situation. He’s married to pretty much the equal Of Failure Swift.

    He’s been with her for 30 years. She’s ruined his life. We’ve all tried to help the guy but for all of this time he refused any help or to leave her, and defended her up and down. So, now he’s in a very bad way. And he deserves it at this point. It’s not my life. My life is great. Some people can’t be helped. And Metro kind of sounds like one of them. I finally disowned him because I could not bear to watch it any longer. That’s the way it is.

    • JimmyBooms
      June 5, 2019 at 8:45 am

      Hes your brother man! I hope that when he calls you and asks for your help that your there. Life is fuckjng hard and the older you get the amount of people that really care about you gets smaller and smaller, so family is key. He will allways be your brother even if he quite on you it doesnt mean you have to quite on him.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        June 5, 2019 at 9:37 am

        I agree w/both of you. Having a brother in a very similar situation, I have had to not cut ties, but distance myself big-time. How many times can you bring someone to rehab and help them get straight, only to watch them go back to the toxic environment that helped cause it all?
        If my brother calls, I will answer, but I’m done reaching-out; the phone works both ways.

  • Try And Get My IP Katherine You POS
    June 5, 2019 at 7:41 am

    Family members like Vinnie are in a tough spot. Trying to help while dodging bullets is not easy. It’s not unlike trying to help an addict. Success rates are not good, but you have to try.

    I feel so bad for Metro. He may be in too deep. At least we can take a lesson from his tragedy.

    Men and women need to be very careful out there. Especially those with assets who are coming off a long-term, happy marriage. Malevolent parasites are all over the place. Please be careful.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Consuelo
    June 5, 2019 at 5:40 am

    WHAT A NUT CASE! I’ve done some research on Kathryn myself and boy oh boy is she worse than I thought. I don’t believe she loves Metro in the least and I surely don’t believe this is the end for her. She will just continue this mess until all out warfare. She is a succubus upon earth. She needs help ASAP. If Metro can’t see that or accept it then maybe he needs help too. Losing your wife, or anyone for that matter, can put you in a fucked up place; but this is getting out of hand. He has got to GO! RUN METRO, RUN!

  • Your mom
    June 5, 2019 at 5:09 am


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