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Hoodrat Heroes

Failure Swift’s Lawsuit Was Thrown Out By A Federal Judge And She’s Now Emasculating Metro For Talking To Other Women While She Pretends To Die From COVID, Uses Kids To Push Pyramid Scheme

Uncle Turtleboy / September 5, 2020

  As you may have seen in the Providence Journal today, Turtleboy’s undefeated streak in court continued this week when…

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Nudniks

Failure Swift And Her Beta Male Husband Made A Video Whining About Having To Spend $20K To Sue Turtleboy, Urge People To Contact Rhode Island AG To Ban Me From Internet

Uncle Turtleboy / April 14, 2020

  It’s been almost a year since Failure Swift hired a hack State Rep to sue Turtleboy in ALL CAPS…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Some Idiot Attorney Took Failure Swift’s Case And The Providence Journal Wrote A Story About The Lawsuit Filled With Inaccuracies About Her “Business” 

Uncle Turtleboy / August 10, 2019

  A lot of people have been asking about what’s happening with the Failure Swift’s bullshit CAPS LOCK LAWSUIT against Turtleboy,…

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WTF

Bristol’s Filtered Facebook Message Of The Day: ….And Now A Message From Failure Swift.

Uncle Turtleboy / July 11, 2019

I really need to check my filtered messages more, y’all. I forget far too often about the secret comedy goldmine…

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Nudniks

D List Diabetes Celebrity From Wahlburgers Is Threatening To Come To Uncle Turtleboy’s House To Defend Failure Swift’s Honor

Uncle Turtleboy / July 10, 2019

  This is Henry “Nacho” from the show Wahlburgers. The Wahlburg brothers keep him around because they need a fat…

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Nudniks

Failure Swift Claims To Be Selling “Anti-Skin Cancer” Ointments, And Her Lawsuit Is Drawing National Attention To The Rhode Island Judge And Lawyer That Allowed Us To Get Here 

Uncle Turtleboy / July 2, 2019

    We’ve got some updates on Failure Swift and her CAPS LOCK LAWSUIT against Turtleboy. A number of legal…

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Smiles And Sunshine

The Rhode Island ACLU Has Taken My Case Against Failure Swift And Issued A Press Release, Now You’s Can’t Leave

Uncle Turtleboy / June 20, 2019

  I mentioned this on the podcast, but I haven’t written about it yet because I didn’t want to do…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Metro Narcisi Said A Bunch Of Insane Stuff To Me On The Phone That Made Me Realize Just How Much His Crazy Wife Has Brainwashed Him

Uncle Turtleboy / June 5, 2019

  I spoke with Metro Narcisi for half an hour on the phone today. I thought we were going to…

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Podcasts

Metro’s Brother Vinnie Came On The Podcast To Set The Record Straight About Some Of Failure Swift’s Lies

Uncle Turtleboy / June 4, 2019

  This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Failure Swift Destroyed Metro’s Reputation And Family, Took Out Restraining Order Against Elderly Father In Law, Has Never Ending “Businesses,” “Diseases,” And Fundraisers

Uncle Turtleboy / June 4, 2019

  Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi is the latest person suing us for exposing them on Turtleboy Sports. She is unhinged,…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Failure Swift’s Path Of Destruction Features A Plethora Of Divorces, Ex-Husbands She Accuses Of Crimes, Fundraisers For Illnesses, And Much More

Uncle Turtleboy / May 31, 2019

  I had court today with Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi, over the restraining order out against me due to this…

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WTF

Failure Swift Hired A State Representative And Attorney Who’s Been Held In Contempt Twice To Sue Me And Has Been Granted A Restraining Order Without Notifying Me

Uncle Turtleboy / May 22, 2019

  I am being sued by Kathryn Narcisi, AKA Failure Swift, in the most egregious and absurd lawsuit you have…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Failure Swift Is Having A Yard Sale To Raise Money For Deformation Lawsuit Against Turtleboy But She’s Really Just Jacking Up The Prices On Her “Business” Crap That No One Wants

Uncle Turtleboy / February 18, 2019

  Last week Western Mass Turtlegirl wrote this blog about some psycho skank name Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi after she got…

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Nudniks

Failure Swift Gets Kicked Out Of Warwick’s Kent Hospital For Faking Sickness, Posts Facebook Video Whining In Lobby, Tries To Get National News Attention Despite Long History Of GoFundMes

Western Mass Turtlegirl / February 12, 2019

  This is Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi and her husband “Metro” of Warwick, AKA War-wack. For years KC Hill has tried…

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