Bristol’s Filtered Facebook Message Of The Day: ….And Now A Message From Failure Swift.
I really need to check my filtered messages more, y’all. I forget far too often about the secret comedy goldmine…
D List Diabetes Celebrity From Wahlburgers Is Threatening To Come To Uncle Turtleboy’s House To Defend Failure Swift’s Honor
This is Henry “Nacho” from the show Wahlburgers. The Wahlburg brothers keep him around because they need a fat…
Failure Swift Claims To Be Selling “Anti-Skin Cancer” Ointments, And Her Lawsuit Is Drawing National Attention To The Rhode Island Judge And Lawyer That Allowed Us To Get Here
We’ve got some updates on Failure Swift and her CAPS LOCK LAWSUIT against Turtleboy. A number of legal…
The Rhode Island ACLU Has Taken My Case Against Failure Swift And Issued A Press Release, Now You’s Can’t Leave
I mentioned this on the podcast, but I haven’t written about it yet because I didn’t want to do…
Metro Narcisi Said A Bunch Of Insane Stuff To Me On The Phone That Made Me Realize Just How Much His Crazy Wife Has Brainwashed Him
I spoke with Metro Narcisi for half an hour on the phone today. I thought we were going to…
Metro’s Brother Vinnie Came On The Podcast To Set The Record Straight About Some Of Failure Swift’s Lies
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Failure Swift Destroyed Metro’s Reputation And Family, Took Out Restraining Order Against Elderly Father In Law, Has Never Ending “Businesses,” “Diseases,” And Fundraisers
Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi is the latest person suing us for exposing them on Turtleboy Sports. She is unhinged,…
Failure Swift’s Path Of Destruction Features A Plethora Of Divorces, Ex-Husbands She Accuses Of Crimes, Fundraisers For Illnesses, And Much More
I had court today with Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi, over the restraining order out against me due to this…
Failure Swift Hired A State Representative And Attorney Who’s Been Held In Contempt Twice To Sue Me And Has Been Granted A Restraining Order Without Notifying Me
I am being sued by Kathryn Narcisi, AKA Failure Swift, in the most egregious and absurd lawsuit you have…
Failure Swift Is Having A Yard Sale To Raise Money For Deformation Lawsuit Against Turtleboy But She’s Really Just Jacking Up The Prices On Her “Business” Crap That No One Wants
Last week Western Mass Turtlegirl wrote this blog about some psycho skank name Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi after she got…
Failure Swift Gets Kicked Out Of Warwick’s Kent Hospital For Faking Sickness, Posts Facebook Video Whining In Lobby, Tries To Get National News Attention Despite Long History Of GoFundMes
This is Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi and her husband “Metro” of Warwick, AKA War-wack. For years KC Hill has tried…
