I really need to check my filtered messages more, y’all. I forget far too often about the secret comedy goldmine folder that Facebook hides away from me. Well, I checked it today, and let me tell you – there’s some great material that’s been marinading in there for quite some time now.
P.S. – No, I wasn’t born a dude, nor was I was “assigned” anything at birth. I have a vagina, therefore I am female, not that it much matters to anyone but creepy Benji Nightingale. But that one might just be my favorite, if not for the rambling and angry message I found myself on the receiving end of from none other than our dear friend, Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi.
The TL;DR is – We’ve got it all wrong, she’s the sane one in this situation, and her in-laws and pet husband Metro are the real problem here. She’s concerned about the dangers to her daughters that she’s completely made up in her head (nobody brings up those kids but her), Metro is worried only about his own reputation, and is abusing her and taunting her constantly. Metro is afraid of the REAL story coming out, which is presumably that he “abuses” her, and we’re idiots for not picking up on any of this. But…. he truly loves her, even those he’s the real problem here and doesn’t care about the kids. Makes perfect sense, seems legit.
Anyway, that explanation makes no sense whatsoever, and if you’re willing to throw the emotionally battered down husband whole blindly keeps defending your batshit behavior (even though it defies all logic to do so) under the bus just to try and save your own face, you’re an asshole. And considering no one wants to talk about her kids but her, definitely no one is having an sexual fantasies about her whatsoever, and no one has made any threats to her that I’m acutely aware of….. I’d say she’s the one worried about her reputation, Metro’s be damned. But, hey, do your thing, Failure Swift. Don’t let reason, logic and morals stop you.