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Failure Swift Hired A State Representative And Attorney Who’s Been Held In Contempt Twice To Sue Me And Has Been Granted A Restraining Order Without Notifying Me

 

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I am being sued by Kathryn Narcisi, AKA Failure Swift, in the most egregious and absurd lawsuit you have ever seen. She has an attorney who is an elected State Representative out of Cranston, and a Judge has already signed off on a temporary restraining order against me, ordering me to remove all blogs about Kathryn Narcisi. I was never notified that there would be a hearing for a TRO against me, so I was not able to defend myself. Read about this egregious violation of my First Amendment rights as a reporter on TBDailyNews.com by clicking here

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • Steffy b
    June 15, 2019 at 12:02 am

    I literally cannot even deal with the unimaginable fiction i just wasted my life reading on here…you people literally have nothing better to do with your lives other than commenting on blogs to try and get 5 seconds of notoriety
    Well let me tell you all something there are two sides to every story so before you uneducated incompetent fame whores pass judgment get your facts straight and analyze the entire situation
    I am disgusted to breathe the same oxygen as any of you judgemental assholes
    This man who you all think you know posted on Facebook that my grandfather passed away before the family members were notified and that’s how i found out my grandfather had passed away
    If that is a stand up man i feel bad for what any of you are married to because that is not the type of man i would want in my life
    This woman may not be perfect but before you judge a book by its cover know your facts

  • don
    May 27, 2019 at 10:30 am

    she is just another liberal freakshow that we all laugh at. she is presented with documents stating the truth and she swears its not facts. and yet tries changing it around on metro screaming she is the victim. mentally ill.

    • Steffy b
      June 15, 2019 at 10:10 pm

      You must be quite a catch for a toothless heroin addict

  • Richyrich
    May 27, 2019 at 8:46 am

    I just feel bad for Metro, that poor schmuck

    • Steffy b
      June 15, 2019 at 10:13 pm

      Metro Narcissi sucks at life

  • Natasha
    May 23, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    I am obsessed with this woman… cannot get enough Failure Swift

    • Dick Scratcher
      May 25, 2019 at 3:15 am

      Me too.

      Favourite. Lunatic. Ever. 🙂

  • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
    May 23, 2019 at 10:29 am

    This woman’s melodic voice is a gift to us all. She should bring her talents on the road.

    I feel bad for them, as they both seem like stable, rational people going through a rough patch in their marriage.

    I wish them nothing but the best.

  • ninja turtleboy
    May 23, 2019 at 9:29 am

    he deleted his fb but his ig is ctforrrp

    they’re all mentally ill, clearly. i now associate dems with mental disorders.

    • ninja turtleboy
      May 23, 2019 at 9:30 am

      ctmforrep******* CTMFORREP!!!!

  • Klancy
    May 23, 2019 at 12:58 am

    TB,
    You don’t need a lawyer to answer these trumped up charges. Taken one point at a time you have no reason to be worried. There are no grounds for this case to move over, no was there any reason for a judge to sign off on a protective order. If you want to talk tomorrow let me know. I can help walk you thru watch article so you can represent yourself pro se.
    I sued an attorney myself, won and had her censured. Common sense, knowledge of the law and doing the right thing will get you thru.
    You’ve never met her or seen her in person. Being afraid of you has no basis in fact. The judge should throw out the order of protection.
    Any blog you write (unless you outright accuse her of a crime she didn’t commit) is not libel and covered under your first amendment rights.
    You did not hand out pitchforks and torches, share her address nor encourage people to harass her. Not your problem if anyone else did.
    She must show that any thing you did by stating your opinion caused her to lose money, reputation or social standing in her community.
    You will need to ask to see her bank statements for last year and this year as well as tax returns to compare any losses incurred.
    Ask to see any reviews from last year compared to reviews written by the same people this year showing how your blog has directly changed their opinion and thereby her social standing.
    And then if she claims your actions have harmed her delicate health you have every legal right to demand all her medical records and doctors notes to see where a downturn in her health occurred and how it relates to your actions.
    Email me and I’ll give you my number. I’d love to write a brief with you point by point.
    I’ve never been found in contempt.

    Klancy

    • Stunt Penis
      May 23, 2019 at 9:59 am

      > You don’t need a lawyer to answer these trumped up charges.

      Disagree with you completely. The RI Judiciary is one of the most corrupt in the Union. It is incestuous and laden with nepotism. More often than not, it is “who you know”, not the merits of your case.

      On its face this TRO seems silly — it would be akin to the RI Judiciary sending a TRO to the NY Times telling them to stop printing anything related to Trump. The mere fact they granted a TRO should be evidence enough the system is corrupt.

    • Nee Chi
      May 23, 2019 at 10:04 am

      Dear Klancy:

      Are you one of the good ones?? Can you help me too?? I don’t want to be reported by The Uncle for being an annoying poster., but when you guys get together to write this point by point, could I maybe be there?? and I could serve tea for you guys or something? I’m really really helpful:)

      Also, I think that Randall Guy is a super bad person. I really, really do. He should be banned from posting. Report him to the magistrate, but please not me:)

    • The Name Game
      May 23, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      All well and good, Klancy, except the judge is part of the problem, and should never have allowed the TRO to begin with… and she’ll be the same judge that Unc will have to face. Good luck.

      And Kathryn Narcissist continues to show her true colors. “It’s all about ME!”

  • Idfc
    May 23, 2019 at 12:30 am

    What a waste of time. I think Turtleboy needs a real job! He is not making money to support his crotch fruits! What a bum always in court have to pay lawyer and no money to show . Oh you have your wife slave while you wrote blogs about people lol

  • Assonet Turd Burglar
    May 22, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Uncle she ain’t worth it. Just delete those blogs and let us focus on the defecating macaque from Assonet…

    • Nee Chi
      May 22, 2019 at 9:56 pm

      Oh yes uncle, please do as this nice poster says.

      But please don’t turn him in with the shitposters, he’s one of the good ones.

      So am I, do please don’t report me either.

      What do I have to do to get some help here. I’m innocent I tell ya.

  • Ray Torical
    May 22, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Where do these people find the time for these lawsuits? I’d imagine she would be busy pursuing a career in music and booking gigs. Please don’t answer this question

  • Art Apart
    May 22, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    What is this, the 49th Turtleboy lawsuit? At some point he’ll be able to represent himself, without passing the bar, and get most if not all of these lawsuits easily dismissed. How many times can you be sued for the same thing before you know everything your lawyer does?

    • Sandra Dolittle
      May 22, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      My buddy is a landlord, and got so fed up with hiring lawyers to evict deadbeat tenants that he just went to law school, passed the bar, and now just handles the business himself.

  • Dick Scratcher
    May 22, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Told you!!

    This insane cunt should have won ratchet madness. But nobody listened to the British bloke because you’re all cunts!!

    Anyway. Vote Failure next year!.

    • reformed shit poster
      May 22, 2019 at 7:36 pm

      I’m not a cunt, you shitposting bully. I demand a retraction

      • Dick Scratcher
        May 23, 2019 at 10:37 am

        The only retraction will be my hobnail boot being retracted from your arse.

        See you in court.

        Oh, my IP address is 213.165.152.126

        Just feed me to cuntish that moron Jamie Genereux who pretends to find dogs, but can’t be bothered to look very hard so he just tell their owners that they’re dead and takes the money.

    • Liawatha
      May 22, 2019 at 10:10 pm

      Limey bastard.

    • Dick Scratcher
      May 23, 2019 at 7:22 am

      Owwww….. my head.

      Note to self – do not make blog posts at midnight after a long evening of drinking and darts.

      Love you guys. Except Liawatha, who’s still a bit of a cunt. 🙂

  • Captain Trips
    May 22, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Restraining order for what?

    They should stick to restraining orders for people peeking in windows and shit.

    You probably have not been within 50 miles of the bitch. Probably don’t even know where she lives.

    Ridiculous.

    I will say this. She is insane. Anyone who watched her video about “Western Mass Tuuurtlegirl” would know that she is a yet to be uncovered serial killer. Seriously. Female Ted Bundy.

  • Im with stupid
    May 22, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    I’m just she’s going to read the new post and use it against you.
    Then you might DM her and be all like ‘If you drop the charges I’ll give you the IP addresses of everyone who’s ever visited my blog and the names and addresses of all of the writers oh please pretty please take this kind deal I’m offering you pleeeease I’m begging you I have no loyalty to them!!!’.

  • been there done that
    May 22, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    the temp order should only be for a week, then you have a court appearance to see if it should be extended for a year. Just curious tho, as far as my knowledge, and I could be wrong, but a restraining order is for family members, spouses, crazies that your involved in. An order of protection is for all the rest that want to bring you harm. Had to get one once for a whacko gf and it was easy. But that was back in 1999

  • Francis Sidebottom
    May 22, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    It sounds like uncle turtle turd poked too many people too many times and he is losing his shit

    • Dick Scratcher
      May 23, 2019 at 7:24 am

      I may have said these things before.

      1) How dare you take the name of Timperley’s finest comedian and singer Frank Sidebottom in vain.

      2) About time you fucked right off. Twat.

      • tom jones
        May 25, 2019 at 3:14 pm

        throw your soccer ball at him, wanker

  • Im with stupid
    May 22, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    If the judge has already ordered you to remove all blogs pertaining towards her…..um then why I you writing another blog about her?
    IP Freely

  • Mr Bojangles
    May 22, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Yo you sure you ain’t black?
    You be in court more often than my cousin Leroy!
    No you ain’t got my permission to give this crazy bitch my IP address!

  • Dead
    May 22, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    That Cunt is as crazy as my wife. That is why I should xxxx my wife.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 22, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    The RI judiciary and bar…. pound for pound the most corrupt in the land. State reps are practicing attorneys. Half the judges are sons/daughters of judges. A motion like that should never have been granted ex parte. It’s only temporary though, you should have a hearing date soon on whether it can stay in place.

  • Lynn
    May 22, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Cant click on link

    • anonymous shitposter
      May 22, 2019 at 9:47 pm

      Dd you mean to say that when you clicked on link it took you to nowhere or are you physically unable to click on it due to some nervous disorder? Try to expand your vocabulary so that other commenters and shitposters can understand you.
      I thought I’m make a positive contribution to the group so as not to attract the ire of grown men like
      Dan Sullivan of Raynham who has a mortgage. He’s a real turtle rider
      How to make the perfect hard boiled egg
      Place eggs in a large saucepan. Cover them with cool water by 1 inch. Cover with a lid and bring water to a boil over high heat; when the water has reached a boil, set the timer for the desired time. Boil for 6 – 7 minutes over medium-high heat for perfect hard-boiled eggs.

  • H.E. Pennypackers
    May 22, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    This is bullshit.
    We need tort reform!

  • John Packet
    May 22, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    broken link
    cannot read anything:

    Read about this egregious violation of my First Amendment rights as a reporter on TBDailyNews.com by clicking here.

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