Turtleboy Investigates

Failure Swift’s Path Of Destruction Features A Plethora Of Divorces, Ex-Husbands She Accuses Of Crimes, Fundraisers For Illnesses, And Much More

 

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I had court today with Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi, over the restraining order out against me due to this blog published about her public spectacle of getting kicked out of a Warwick hospital for pretending to have had a stroke. My company is currently being sued by this woman, because according to her I committed libel when one of my bloggers wrote about the public video that Metro filmed of her being kicked out of Kent Hospital in Warwick, after a doctor determined she didn’t really have a stroke.

But the real story is the path of destruction this woman has left behind, and how her husband Metro is just her latest victim. Click here to read about it on TB Daily News.

 

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • HAHA
    June 13, 2019 at 11:53 am

    I have know this trainweck since Wescott house, and seeing her “events” at Kent for years. Taking down Metro is just her newest adventure. One of her ex husbands was in psych several times because of her, and she tried to push off they were “his” kids for assistance. Bitch are you kidding me, I know who you were and who the kids “real” father was.

  • Yo momma
    June 3, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Finally a blog I can get behind again!

  • Hart Ford
    June 3, 2019 at 6:52 am

    They deserve each other. If you miss the obvious signals you might be simply stupid.

  • Dumbfounded!
    June 2, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Happy?! He is not happy! Someone happy is allowed to bring there family around! This is mental abuse and it all sickens me because he is an awesome man and was always there for his family! I really hope you wake up and realize she’s nothing compared to your beloved wife!

  • Supermodel Citizen
    June 2, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    This woman clearly has Munchausen syndrome. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitious_disorder_imposed_on_self

  • A concerned citizen
    June 2, 2019 at 11:56 am

    I guess you are all mind readers and live in that house and know all that happens… I spent an entire Saturday with metro and he seemed very happy.. but that’s MY opinion…just like what you choose to throw up to the world is yoitd ur opinion…be careful….you never know who’s lurking and listening….it’s sad to enjoy other people’s hardship

    • Milodog
      June 2, 2019 at 3:45 pm

      That comment is Kathryn..as if it’s difficult to determine. Other than the content, do you even know what gave it away you nutbag? Who’s gonna be lucky hubby #7, KC??

      • Ssf
        June 3, 2019 at 7:15 am

        This is not Kathryn…but you are all knowing and can read minds right….I have a right to my opinion…you have no tight to assume you know who I am..unlike you I like the shadows and only respond when I have something valuable to say. I don’t know you and will not stoop to you uneducated level.

        • Milodog
          June 3, 2019 at 10:20 am

          You left your calling card again in this comment, KC. You in Georgia looking for hubby#7? You need to look up 2 words, skank and munchausen.

          • Milodog
            June 3, 2019 at 10:24 am

            KC, we’re also reporting you to the DMV. With your history of grand mal seizures and strokes, your license should be revoked.

  • Fatal Attraction
    June 2, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Look, just listening to her speak after 10 seconds I knew she was nuts. These guys are victims but c’mon man….They really need better judgement.
    I wouldn’t worry about court in Rhode Island. Once you get a different judge on appeal she will be exposed for what she is.
    She can use internet but nobody else can if she doesn’t like the content?
    That being said still get attorney.

  • Nice
    June 1, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Mr Porn

    I’m at a field in front of like 100 people and can’t atop laughing..everyone looking at me

    Great post!

  • #freemetro
    June 1, 2019 at 8:36 am

    Be strong Metro! The world is ready to hear your story! It’s YOUR house and YOUR 35k and you’re not going anywhere!

  • Dick Scratcher
    June 1, 2019 at 5:19 am

    Called it. When you first blogged about this total headcase and she got into ratchet madness I said she should be a winner and that she was FAAAAAAAAR more ratchet than people realised.

    She must be a shoe-in for next year.

    A complete fucking mentalist!! 🙂

  • Last Romantic
    May 31, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    I fucking hate\HATE when personages take restraining orders out against me. They’re like “Ooooh stop hiding under my bed” and “Ooooh stop putting tracking devices on my car” and “Oooh stop distributing nudes to my coworkers!” Don’t beings appreciate chivalry anymore?

  • STFU
    May 31, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Whoever is dumb enough to date this whiny bitch, much less marry her deserves whatever happens to them. How can anyone be so desperate? They must be deaf & blind.

  • Columbo
    May 31, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Klancy PI reports:
    Failure Swift’s video about being a “business owner” is quite interesting. Why are there no registered business entities in her name in Rhode Island. Hey TB, she perjured herself.
    She also uses the term LLC. She is not registered as an LLC in any state in the country. She also holds no trademarks past or pending in the US.
    According to the DDPY national website she is not a certified instructor.
    Her anamericantreasure.com website has no testing results nor full ingredients listed as required by law and the FDA. DONT anyone ask godaddy to take it down for that reason. That would be cruel.

    • Milodog
      June 1, 2019 at 1:14 pm

      She also makes medical claims that her products are ‘auto immune friendly’ and ‘anti inflammatory’

  • Nice Guys Sometimes Don't Finish Last
    May 31, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    If Metro doesn’t have a shark divorce attorney on speed dial he’s nuts. He seems like a nice enough guy (and obviously a great musician) who got himself into some really bad company. This man needs to get out now, even if he has to leave all of his money behind. He can make more.

    As long as he has any contact with this pustule of a woman, he’s screwed.

    Run Metro. Run.

  • Ten Or...
    May 31, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    I’ve been playing the horn for about 50 years. This guy is really good, very musical, he shows great taste, when it comes to his playing. Man don’t do this to yourself, she’ll drag your shit down…

  • Stiff Pete
    May 31, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Lol she thinks she can sing!!
    She can’t even talk without the sound of her voice makes paint chip!

  • Captain Trips
    May 31, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    She is endlessly entertaining

    • Milodog
      June 1, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      For sure! I often wonder if God invented mental illness just to entertain me.

  • SMH
    May 31, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    She could have the best pipes in the world and I still wouldn’t date crazy.

  • Jack Mehoffer
    May 31, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    How come every time you get sued you make it a point to include a sentence stating the article was written by one of the other bloggers. I’m not saying there is anything wrong with it but as the boss\editor don t you have final say what goes out.

  • Maude Gorman
    May 31, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Shaving your head to fake cancer is my thing you stupid bitch!

    • Mr. Porn
      May 31, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      Hey Maude, I have a bed, a camera, and a line of black dudes ready in case your career is not going well for you….

      • randall fagman
        June 2, 2019 at 12:08 am

        filthy black savages

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