Failure Swift Gets Kicked Out Of Warwick’s Kent Hospital For Faking Sickness, Posts Facebook Video Whining In Lobby, Tries To Get National News Attention Despite Long History Of GoFundMes


This is Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi and her husband “Metro” of Warwick, AKA War-wack.

For years KC Hill has tried to convince people that she is a famous singer with a record deal. Here’s some of her greatest hits, which I promise are totally NOT cringeworthy.

Shockingly Smelly Fertado’s singing career did not go as planned, so she and Metro started some business ventures, including forming a Jazz duo and a line of beauty products called His and Her Secrets. Basically it sounds like every pyramid scheme pitch ever.

Failure Swift also claims to have “celebrities” marketing her products.


Oh, and she may or may not teach yoga now as well.

Sounds legit.

As you can see from her 5 million videos, she is perfectly stable:

After her singing career bottomed out she suddenly became “sick,” and has had several GoFundMe’s to help her out so that her litter of crotch fruits and grand-crotch fruits are taken care of. She claims to be battling autoimmune diseases, “including 4 of the most deadly autoimmune diseases,” as well as Systemic Scleroderma & Systemic Lupus, and cancer. In this GFM from last year entitled, “kelp KC live for her children,” whoever made the page said that they were seeking holistic treatment, and that if she did not receive it she would likely die.

Fast forward to last week. Miranda Spambert went to Kent Hospital in Warwick after allegedly having a stroke. There she claimed a heartless doctor who didn’t know anything about autoimmune disease told her she needed to get a MRI to diagnose the problem, but Kat refused because she was in too much pain. Then the heartless, ignorant doctor kicked her out because she thought Kat was faking it. Shocking, I know. She seems so stable and believable.

After that they made her sit by herself in the lobby, she tried to call Metro at 2:30, he didn’t answer because he was sleeping, so she called the cops and they went and woke his ass up and brought him there at 5 AM. Here’s what happened next:

Oh for fuck’s sake. I mean, seriously? She sounds like the the stuttering kid in Billy Madison’s class. My niece can sell it better than that when she doesn’t wanna go to school.

Any rational person looks at this and realizes they’re dealing with a woman who probably isn’t all there. Nevertheless, it’s been shared hundreds of times as Failure Swift tries in vain to make this a national news story.

“Sue them basterds.”

Just a reminder – a guy named “Metro” and a woman who thinks she’s a famous singer are upset because they know more about autoimmune disease than a doctor. Or as she calls it, “automatic” disease.

I’d tend to side with the doctor, but that video WAS pretty convincing.

Call the news, and Attorney Richard N. Vulva!!

Shut down Kent Hospital!!

If you wanna do some good ol’ fashioned gawking, just check out some of the insanity on her Facebook page.

Here’s the best part – she’s using this traumatic incident at the hospital to sell more shit from her “business” that no one buys anything from.

Anyway, she’s really upset that her story hasn’t caught on as planned. Especially since she opens up her Facebook page and sees that the news is covering less important stories about Mack Sauce instead.

I fully expect Stevie Tricks to have a GFM out any day now. Either way, Uncle Turtleboy has asked me to invite her onto the Live Show this weekend if she’d like to tell her side of the story and/or promote her album. Because here at Turtleboy Sports it’s important that all voices are heard, no matter how cringeworthy you think they are.


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56 Comment(s)
  • Knock knock here they come
    February 15, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    This dimwit fraud won’t give up. She actually did a 30-minute post on her Facebook trying to convince everyone none of these post a true. Many times throughout the video besides her psycho freak I rolls she says how hard it is for her to talk with the pain but she managed to have a 30 minute video. She says she gets instant messages from hundreds of people supporting her. We all know that’s not true because she can’t get three people to support her look at her website look at her Facebook posting nobody supports her. Just a prove your not a liar screenshot 1% of the hundreds instant messages supporting you. the fact that you act the way you do now that you’ve been caught has driven me to look into your background even more. I found out 3 hours ago that you homeschool your two young children. Can’t wait to turn that information in to the authorities. With the evidence of you claiming you’re always in bed never able to move unable to talk and walk for the last 2 years and your idiot husband working all the time who’s teaching your precious little kids. The next knock you here on the door will be the knock you wished you never received. I’m sure when they take your kids they will finally get the education they need. The investigation is just starting.

    • Gia
      April 22, 2019 at 12:31 am

      She has been doing this game for over 20 years and has been dying for the past 15yrs! She is on her 6th husband now and ruined all the other ones and bankrupt them also. She seriously needs help and anybody that calls her out on her BS she goes crazy on them. She has been on chemo now for like two years yet does not look like somebody who has been on chemo. Also if she suffers from lupus then why is she sunbathing in the sun and going to Florida . It’s a slap in the face to all the people who are really sick and need help. Her husband is a good guy and just got out under her spell somehow. I hope she does not ruin him. Like I said she has been this way her whole life. Stay far away. She is so desprate for fame that it is sad. Also she said she was good friends with zack efron and her best friend is vinny Paz. She is a fraud

  • Buzzyboy
    February 14, 2019 at 9:22 am

    This woman sends broad texts out that her husbands neglecting her medical needs . Bashing the bastard without him knowing for medical neglect. The crazy lady let others know he’s failing her as appointed Medical Care giver. Told young daughters & others on social media /texts …Daddys not treating her. He failed to give her the chemo injection . She has deadly autoimmune diseases . Next day she posts how great her hubby is on broad social media & texts . How he’s the best , cooked a great meal for her , how wonderful this poor man is ????

  • Mental Health Advicate
    February 14, 2019 at 8:37 am

    People, clearly she’s in need of mental help. Why is it when someone has a physical illness we R supportive , try to help?? Clearly her enabling husband doesn’t see this. He’s sold on her strokes, deadly immune system attacks. Her poor daughters don’t know better. So many mental illnesses out there . Anyone on page in medical field who could reach out & help this woman ??? Sure she’s a scammer – mental illness is disabling …. it affects the whole family. Turtle viewers let’s throw some feedback to help open this woman’s eyes to seek help. Mental illness leads to poor behaviors. Help make viewers aware if you belong in the medical profession . It affects all the loved ones of this mentally unwell woman . When you live with it , it becomes your normal ! Throw some feedback Turtle lovers

  • You don't say
    February 13, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    She shaved her head because she told everyone she’s on chemo. Lol if you look at any picture of her head there isn’t one spot of hair missing. if she was smart she would at least used a straight razor and created some bald spots. Not to mention you have love the eyebrows and eyelash I guess chemo doesn’t affect that. Lol someone sent me her response to all this on her Facebook and yes you guessed it, it’s a 1000 paragraphs.I guess she didn’t have more than 5 responses of support. She reminds me of a little kid who thinks everyone is their best friend but the truth is no one even knows them. The only thing I would donate to is her funeral just to verify she was dead. Oh yes she also mentioned she’s going to sue everyone. Typical white trash. If you can’t beg for it then you sue for it.

  • Lizzard Man
    February 13, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Shit , she needs serious mental help. Crazy , cmon man stop enabling this sick bastard open them eyes!

  • Blind sided dude
    February 13, 2019 at 11:39 am

    This broad is truly mentally ill. Complained for 2weeks how she’s so sick ,& dying from autoimmune disease . She miraculously gets a gig with her Blindsided husband, Went from her death bed to playing at the gig… btw , sounded like a screeching cat ! Man people is this Narcissistic personality , even fractious illness … could also be fractious disorder bi proxy!! This dude needs to run from her shit !! Open your eyes Mr. Metro !

  • Willie Fintergash
    February 13, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Metro might be the biggest tool I’ve ever seen. Little troll running around with his sax.

  • Metro Logical
    February 13, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Skinnyhead Syndrome is no laughing matter, as fat thought cells accumulate down below, leaving the patient stroked out and seeking treatment. But what kind of treatment, mind you, pain management perhaps? A nice Fentanyl patch to chew on? Long ago, workin’ the Cape Cod homeless shelter, ie diversity vacation draw from Boston, i saw many personas with the same illness, though it was called a “borderline personality disorder” back then, mind you.

    And Metro is Metro’s real name… astounding.

  • I Be Strokin
    February 13, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Awful lot of typing for a stroke victim. My grandfather couldn’t work a typewriter for months after his stroke, never mind a phone or tablet….

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 13, 2019 at 3:54 am

    I was about to mention that her surname clearly an abbreviation of Narcissist.
    But I see some cunt got there before me.

    This woman is madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year’s All England Mr Madman competition.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 3, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Called it 🙂

  • warpedhead
    February 13, 2019 at 2:22 am

    How the fuck is this kunt still alive?? I just read some of her facebook page and she says she had at least 10 strokes in a week??

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 13, 2019 at 9:17 am

      I’ve had multiple strokes today.

      All very pleasurable.

  • Turd Reversalist
    February 13, 2019 at 12:09 am

    If she really had an illness related stroke, would it be more or less painful if if I were to punch the dumper?
    Asking for a few friends.

  • Sorry4you
    February 12, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Poor dude , I’ve heard this poor sucker lost his first wife to Breast Cancer . Now this psycho bitch proclaims she’s dying from an autoimmune disease! Cmon. SOMEONE needs to SAVE that poor guy .

  • KangarooJack
    February 12, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Someone seriously needs to investigate this woman. She has children in the house and she’s destroying her husband. He was a respected figure in the community before he met this whack job.
    If anyone can help , PLEASE do.
    DCYF needs to be contacted ASAP.

  • caseyjonesproducer
    Weasel Teeth
    February 12, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    Why doesnt the video match up with the audio? She clearly dubbed in a more sad pathetic voice afrer this video was originally taken. Such a weasel! 

  • Comes back around
    February 12, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    This lying psycho had the nerve to hold a fundraiser dinner for herself because she wasn’t getting any donations from GoFundMe. She spent two months posting tweeting every avenue to get the information out begging people to show up because she needed this money to survive. she kept bragging how they’re going to have two seatings because of all the people they anticipated. Only seven people showed up YES 7 that includes her husband and two kids. she destroyed her husband’s reputation he went from a beloved public figure to an embarrassment in one year. I received a text 10 days ago that she sent out to a group of us telling us her husband is trying to kill her. 3 hours later she’s posting on FB how much she loves her husband. She’s bipolar

  • HateToBeYou
    February 12, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    If anyone looks at her FB posts only 2 respond to her. She fails to understand know one is following her because her post are crazy. I love it when she says people are asking me to post this or that and not one person respon. She has been married 5 times and drove all 5 crazy.. I know her and her family and I can honestly say no one likes her because she’s crazy.. she’s even prevented her husband’s family from talking to her husband. That’s probably because they know she’s crazy and trying to rescue the husband away from her.

  • Cunt punter
    February 12, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    People, she’s an oxy addict. She is 1000000 percent Doctor shopping for a new script. My husband had a stroke. He had an MRI immediately. They have to do one in order to know how to treat (type of stroke etc). F this junkie scum.

    • Gia
      April 22, 2019 at 12:48 am

      I know her too and she has been crazy from the get go. She meets a man and get them to marry her within months and then bleeds them dry. And then she always has the new husband throw her a benefit to raise money. She says her ya young daughters have autism . She has been to every doctor and hospital in RI and now I hear she has moved to the Boston doctors. She probably did not have a MRI done because she knew they would find nothing wrong with her. Hell if I was having a stroke please give me every test you have. She is a fraud and needs to own up to this. She has fooled a lot of people the past 10 yrs or so

  • whatevuh
    February 12, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    let me know when the cliff notes version comes out, if you expect anyone to read all that crap, you are as nuts as she is . . . . just sayin’

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    February 12, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    You lost me at the insanely long Facebook posts. Chick is still crazy though.

  • Crazy Eyes In The Video
    February 12, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Check out it’s eye movement in that video. If that crazy ass blinking and eyes snapping back from the sideways glance isn’t nature’s way of warning you to “stand by for crazy” , I don’t know what is !! The eyes are the window to the soul, they’re also the big ass door to the insane asylum.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    February 12, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Shut the fuck up you wanna be never was attention cunt. If your fairy tale had any legs you’d be talking to a lawyer who would tell you to shut your suckhole, not write War and Peace length Facebook rants. Go give yourself a fentanyl Spike and spare the rest of civilization your miserable existence.

  • WeRFuked
    February 12, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    I think she really believes what she is saying. And for a woman who is claims she is fighting through the pain to type or speak… seems to have no problem getting her word out.

  • Flabbergasted
    February 12, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Anyone think it’s a little shady she keeps claiming how Metro hasn’t put up the video but he will and how he doesn’t talk much about her online..? Seems like someone’s got something to hide.. maybe someone should find out where he really was when his wife was in the hospital . Also! For someone who needs help contacting people bc she can’t read and type much, she certainly is letting her verbal diarrhea fly in her fb posts. No pain management! She needs her pain management!

    • Dr. Kildaire
      February 12, 2019 at 6:11 pm

      The real reason she went to the hospital was to get more pain meds. And when the doctor recognized her for the junkie she is he tossed her out…

  • 3BuckChuck
    February 12, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    For someone who can’t see, read, and is in so much pain, she’s doing a bang up job of it all with barely a typo!
    I think most of her story is crap.

  • Lchyt
    February 12, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Friends, I have morgellons and I am severely allergic to WiFi. It’s destroying my life. I can’t work and I need money to move somewhere remote where there isn’t any WiFi and where I can treat my morgellons with homeopathic medicine. I wrote a best selling book about me and my pet ginea pig. It’s inspiring and life changing, and 100% of the proceeds go towards my medical treatment and my big move to a WiFi free part of the world. Thanks I appreciate all the support<3

    • kay
      February 13, 2019 at 1:14 pm

      Let me know when your book signing is! Your book is such an inspiration.

      (I’m also a sufferer of Morgellan’s!!!!!)

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 12, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    That singing made my cat crawl up it’s own ass, she is definitely the face of untreated mental illness

  • Dr. Kildaire
    February 12, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    1. How do you get outside stress at home? 2. Please post a vid of you peeing standing up. You might make America’s Got Talent. 3.What exactly are you taking for “pain management? 4. Don’t you think a fucking doctor can tell when someone is having a stroke? 4. In the future go to a psychiatric hospital.

  • SheNeedsAPaddedRoom
    February 12, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    This really pisses me off because when you have a stroke you can’t remember Jack shit. It takes time for your memory to come back and even then what comes back is Jack shit compared to what it used to be and you find yourself forgetting what you did the day before. There’s no fuckin way she had a stroke and is able to recall what happened at the er the day if she really did have a stroke. I’m a stroke survivor and I just had to re read this paragraph to see whether or not I already told you I was a stroke survivor and I’m not bring cute or funny. Strokes are not funny or cute they are deadly and life changing. Mine left me having to learn to walk again and without feeling over most of my right leg. So the fact that she would lie about these things is sick and disturbs me. She shaved her head and posts go funds me? I saw this lifetime movie recently that reminded me of where a mother did that to her daughter and they were scamming people out of money it’s on demand called Love You to Death. This lady AND her husband are sick people. She is sick and he enables her. Cuckoo birds are strong in those clocks.

  • Hong Kong Phooey
    February 12, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    I like the strategically-placed red text box in the yoga picture.

    Hiding a flesh beehive, are we?

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    What’s the story on Metro? Who the F is named Metro (aside from The Jetsons’s dog)?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      February 12, 2019 at 3:19 pm

      It’s a nickname he got in high school when they would pull trains on him in the boys locker room

    • George Jetson
      February 12, 2019 at 3:50 pm

      Come on Y it’s Astro

      • Y
        February 12, 2019 at 11:00 pm

        Blew my load before the bra came off

      • Captain Trips
        Henry Orbit
        February 13, 2019 at 2:47 pm

        Brrrrrttt Ping! Oh Rosie! Rosie! Brrrrtttt Ping!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 12, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    I think the proper diagnosis would be Munchausen Syndrome.

    Munchausen syndrome is a factitious disorder, a mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately acts as if he or she has a physical or mental illness when he or she is not really sick. Munchausen syndrome is considered a mental illness because it is associated with severe emotional difficulties

  • Dr. Sang Freud, Unlicensed Internet Psychiatrist
    February 12, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Narcisi…almost all the way there to narcissist. Perfect!

    Social media now enables these unfortunate souls to mainline attention right into their veins. This woman is batshit crazy, and instead of helping her, everyone around her is enabling it. What she really needs is someone close to her to tell her to cuttenzie die shittenzie.

  • Fritz the Cat
    February 12, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    My wife is perpetually ill. Mostly Digestive and Breathing. 30 + procedures, over 300 days hospitalized. I have fetched her from various hospitals over the past 10 years, when they said they just CAN’T treat what ails her. Her conditions are complicated and flare up from time to time. Mostly Places like Kent just can’t wrap their heads around what ails her. They get her re-hydrated, make sure she pees, stop the asthma symptoms, make sure she’s breathing, etc. A lot of the time she’s like this when I pick her up. Which is better than when she goes in.
    Boston hospitals are for more complicated stuff. They gave up trying to treat her after 4 years. Got her stabilized for the most part.
    Kent is for Broken limbs, lacerations, colonoscopies, Stitches, straightforward medical stuff. Not sure about today but the Maternity ward was world class 20 years ago. They would play Brahm’s Lullabye over the PA every time a baby was born. Nice Touch. Then some butt-hurt twatsicle put an end to that (another story for another time).
    This broad clearly is beyond what they can handle. Why does she go there? Go to RI Hospital.
    Go to fucking Boston. Tufts was good for awhile, definitely an improvement over Kent.
    A little dis-jointed but that’s where I am on this…

    • juror seven esq.
      February 12, 2019 at 4:47 pm

      .Agree that Tufts in North Grafton would be the place I would take her. I remember a few years back when my dog swallowed a plastic slinky. Was in severe pain attempting to pass it. Doctor in charge gave pouchie 8 ozs. of castor oil followed by an enema. Waited for things to start moving and them skillfully removed the slinky one coil at a time.
      My story is about as believable as this poor lady.

    • Y
      February 13, 2019 at 9:50 am

      This guy (?), Metro, should take his wife to see Kevorkian.

  • Crispy C
    February 12, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    The pyramid scheme shitheads (Herbalife, etc) on facebook are so goddamned annoying. They are brainwashed about the topic to begin with and call themselves owners of a business or a CEO of a their own business. Get a fucking life. And stop spamming my timeline you shitheads.

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Does she have the AIDS?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 12, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Its the Warwack water… It makes Leprechauns 10 feet tall and turns talented singers to mush

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Terrible voice, bad hat, nice sweater puppies

  • My Poor Ears and Eyes
    February 12, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Social media is a sickness. This but should spend time being a mother and give up trying to be famous. TBS famous Is about as famous as she’s going to get

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