This is Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi and her husband “Metro” of Warwick, AKA War-wack.
For years KC Hill has tried to convince people that she is a famous singer with a record deal. Here’s some of her greatest hits, which I promise are totally NOT cringeworthy.
Shockingly Smelly Fertado’s singing career did not go as planned, so she and Metro started some business ventures, including forming a Jazz duo and a line of beauty products called His and Her Secrets. Basically it sounds like every pyramid scheme pitch ever.
Failure Swift also claims to have “celebrities” marketing her products.
Oh, and she may or may not teach yoga now as well.
As you can see from her 5 million videos, she is perfectly stable:
After her singing career bottomed out she suddenly became “sick,” and has had several GoFundMe’s to help her out so that her litter of crotch fruits and grand-crotch fruits are taken care of. She claims to be battling autoimmune diseases, “including 4 of the most deadly autoimmune diseases,” as well as Systemic Scleroderma & Systemic Lupus, and cancer. In this GFM from last year entitled, “kelp KC live for her children,” whoever made the page said that they were seeking holistic treatment, and that if she did not receive it she would likely die.
Fast forward to last week. Miranda Spambert went to Kent Hospital in Warwick after allegedly having a stroke. There she claimed a heartless doctor who didn’t know anything about autoimmune disease told her she needed to get a MRI to diagnose the problem, but Kat refused because she was in too much pain. Then the heartless, ignorant doctor kicked her out because she thought Kat was faking it. Shocking, I know. She seems so stable and believable.
After that they made her sit by herself in the lobby, she tried to call Metro at 2:30, he didn’t answer because he was sleeping, so she called the cops and they went and woke his ass up and brought him there at 5 AM. Here’s what happened next:
Oh for fuck’s sake. I mean, seriously? She sounds like the the stuttering kid in Billy Madison’s class. My niece can sell it better than that when she doesn’t wanna go to school.
Any rational person looks at this and realizes they’re dealing with a woman who probably isn’t all there. Nevertheless, it’s been shared hundreds of times as Failure Swift tries in vain to make this a national news story.
“Sue them basterds.”
Just a reminder – a guy named “Metro” and a woman who thinks she’s a famous singer are upset because they know more about autoimmune disease than a doctor. Or as she calls it, “automatic” disease.
I’d tend to side with the doctor, but that video WAS pretty convincing.
Call the news, and Attorney Richard N. Vulva!!
Shut down Kent Hospital!!
If you wanna do some good ol’ fashioned gawking, just check out some of the insanity on her Facebook page.
Here’s the best part – she’s using this traumatic incident at the hospital to sell more shit from her “business” that no one buys anything from.
Anyway, she’s really upset that her story hasn’t caught on as planned. Especially since she opens up her Facebook page and sees that the news is covering less important stories about Mack Sauce instead.
I fully expect Stevie Tricks to have a GFM out any day now. Either way, Uncle Turtleboy has asked me to invite her onto the Live Show this weekend if she’d like to tell her side of the story and/or promote her album. Because here at Turtleboy Sports it’s important that all voices are heard, no matter how cringeworthy you think they are.
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